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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A few beers short of a six-pack.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Dumber than a box of hair.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A few peas short of a casserole.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one
box.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A couple sandwiches short of
a picnic.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
One taco short of a combination plate.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
The porch light is on, but nobody's
home.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
All foam, no beer.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
The cheese slid off his cracker.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with
instructions on the heel.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the
way down.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
An intellect rivaled only by garden
tools.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
As smart as bait.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Chimney’s clogged.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Doesn't know much but leads the league
in nostril hair.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
floor.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Her sewing machine is out of thread.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
His antenna doesn't pick up all the
channels.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
His belt doesn't go through all the
loops.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
If he had another brain, it would be
lonely.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Missing a few buttons on his
remote control.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
No grain in the silo.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Receiver is off the hook.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Skylight leaks a little.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Slinky's kinked.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Surfing in Nebraska.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Too much yardage between the goal
posts.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Got into the gene pool while the
lifeguard wasn't watching.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A room temperature IQ.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic
thingy to hold it all together.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
A prime candidate for natural
deselection.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Bright as Alaska in December.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
So dense, light bends around him.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week.
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Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid
Was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too
long as a baby.