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OHAI, my name is Chelnik!PGCon 2014, a short mockumentary
May 22, 2014
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I am a hipster crochet elephant from Portland, Oregon.
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Registration
Checked in!
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Lightning Talk Signup
Magnus, can I do a lightning talk?
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Hacking PostgreSQL
Hey Tom, I have a great idea for the planner!
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See what my cousins have been up to on http://chelnik.tumblr.com
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I am looking for a new home!
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Pick me in the charity auction at the end of the conference.
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Thank you!
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