Download - Pondering On Amusing Bumper Stickers
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I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol!
Pondering… “Speed Thrills But Kills.”
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I'll do anything for money, except work.
Pondering… “So many expect much but want to do little.”
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Honesty pays, but not enough
Pondering… “Many sacrifice integrityin order to be wealthy.”
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Growing old is inevitable. Growing up
is optional.
Pondering… “Have we become wiser when we grow older?”
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Common sense isn't very common.
Pondering… “How often have we done foolish things for a lack of clear thinking.”
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I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
Pondering … “How many shirk work and duty and take it so easy.”
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For every action, there is an equal and
opposite criticism.
Pondering… “We can’t please all people everywhere and every time.”
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Always yield to temptation. It may never pass your way again
Pondering … “How many become victims of temptation only to regret later?”
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All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet!
Pondering… “So many crave for more and more!”
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I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes
of my life
Pondering… “Vices are easily picked up, virtues are easily thrown down.”
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Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Pondering… “Wise solutions to problems are hard to come by.”
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I respect your opinion. Just don't want
to hear it!
Pondering… “The Ego in many hinders their learning and growing.”
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Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Pondering… “Pondering… “Fools who follow Fools are greater Fools.”
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Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
Pondering… “Reckless driving has caused so much suffering.”
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I need someone real bad...
Are you real bad?
Pondering… “Morality is truly sliding leading to more pain and suffering.”
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BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
Pondering… “The intoxicated mind can see and do unwholesome things.”
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When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the
IRS).
Pondering… “True Charity has sincerity and expects nothing from anybody.”
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Women who seek to be equal to
men lack ambition.
Pondering… “Ambition rooted in great greedwill spell much sorrow indeed.”
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I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
Pondering… “How often have we justified our unwholesome doings?”
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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore I am perfect.
Pondering… “The Ego in us is strong; so often we think we can’t be wrong!”
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The End
May we grow Wiser
as time goes by
With Metta,Bro. Oh Teik Bin