AMERRY

CHRISTMAS

CHING FU SAYS:

Do your C hristm as sop­ping early !

Published Student 8Tuesday, December 15, 1936 ARIZONA STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA Vol. XXIV—No. 12

Students Hold Charity Ball TonightASSEMBLY TO FOSTER YULE SPIRIT

Program Based Upon Dickens’ “Christmas Carol” Is

Offered

P L A Y ~ S O N G SSong Contest Will Be Ended

With Students’ Voting

T hat C harles Dickens was not the only person to have the ab ility to w rite C hristm as caro ls is a point to be proved in the next of the series of s tuden t assem blies, tom orrow m orning in A shurst aud itorium , when Neal R aboglia tti will p resen t fo r popular approval his in te rp re ta tio n o f Dickens fa ­mous novel, “C hristm as C arol."

The plo t o f R abog lia tti’s sk it w ill revolve around tne cha rac te r made fam ous by Dickens, none o ther than “ ‘K id’ Scrooge.” Rab- og lia tti h im self will p o rtray the ch arac te r who w as finally forced to change h is convictions and be­lieve in th e sp irit o f C hristm as. O thers tak in g p a r t in the s tuden t assem bly s ld t a re P a t Coleman, Miss M ary B oyer, the s tr in g q u a r­te tte , Bruce G ourley and th e M ad­rigal group.

The second fea tu re of th e a s ­sem bly w ill be th e presen ta tion of the a rran g em en ts offered fo r the new school song, in the contest re ­cen tly opened by the Pine.>> Num-

ters played will be those offered y several o f the ta len ted L um ber­jacks, E lizabeth Dilfill, John G ault,

Dean Bellwood and Jan ie s W il­liam s. The a u th o r o f the music played will no t be made known until a f te r th e conclusion of the pieces; so as to p reven t any p a r ­tia lity being shown by th e audi­ence in th e ir choices. The w in­ning num ber will be the one re ­ceiving the m ost votes.

Faculty m em bers a re invited and a re urged to a ttend .

Women W ill Hold Annual Christmas

P arty WednesdayW ednesday evening, following

the p icture show in& Ashurst audi­torium , the women will hold th e ir annual C hristm as p a r ty in the N orth lobby.

This is to be a sem i-form al a f ­fa ir . The g u ests o f th e evening are D r. and M rs. Torm ey.

Each person has draw n a nam e, fo r whom th ey a re to buy a sm all, inexpensive g ift. This g if t is to be placed under the tree som e tim e du ring th e day. A f te r th e g ifts have been enjoyed th ey w ill be placed in a box to be given to the local division of ch a rity re lie f.

The ga la occasion is m arked as one of the b est in A. S. T. C. h is ­to ry . The enorm ous tree , a fitting one fo r the lobby, is to be decor­ated in m any colors. T he m antle now m akes an a ttra c tiv e scene. A beautifu l w rea th and the evergreen bed fo r the candles is th e a t t ra c ­tive w ork of M rs. Beckwith.

Temme A n d Flake Given D e c is io n In Debate T h u r s d a yIn th e first debate con test held

on th e cam pus between the tw o college debate team s composed of M arion M cGuire and M abel Mc- K n igh t vs. M arg a re t Tem m e and Melba F lak e in A shurst auditorium la st T hursday n igh t, the team of M elba F lak e and M arg a re t Temme w as judged victor.

The question debated w as: “Re­solved: T h a t C ongress should be em pow ered to fix m inim um w ages ana m axim um hours in industry .” The decision, rendered by D r. Ol­sen, M iss Moore and Mr. P eterson, was tw o affirm a tiv e and one nega­tive.

MEN GET REST WHILE WOMEN GRANTFAVORSCoed Hop Teaches Masculine

Tricks To Gaily Clad Feminity

The old adage w as proven tru e once m ore F riday n igh t when it was “the wom an who paid and paid” a t the coed form al sponsored by D elta Psi Kappa, wom en’s n a ­tional physical education sorority .

Beginning a t 8:30 p. m., the fa ir m aidens of the college were seen en te ring the m en’s do rm ito r­ies, dressed in all the g litte rin g finery of form al evening w ear, to call fo r th e ir chosen consort for th e a ffa ir .

Throughout the en tire evening everyone p resen t was charm ed by the unusually fine music and e n te r­ta inm ent provided by Jam es W il­liam s and his o rchestra , (incognito as Ted Lewis and his B oys). The G irls’ trio , aided by Em m a Jo Pew., also sang two num bers in th e ir usual deligh tfu l m anner.

The n ig h t club scene was made more rea listic by the unique lig h t­ing effce ts, and the a ttrac tiv e ly decorated b a r where punch was served th roughou t the evening.

Every g irl seem ed to adopt the Golden Rule fo r h e r m otto fo r the en tire evening, and every boy was shown every courtesy possible.

A t 11:30 the ladies again claim ­ed th e ir partftersSand the n ig h t’s fun cam e to a close as all good th ings m ust do.

The en thusiastic approval o f ev­ery man presen t assured the g irls th a t th e ir dance was the b iggest success fo the year.

Bull Tells Group Of Spanish Crisis At Relations Meet

Rosalie Rees Chosen To Lead Discussion At Next Club

Meeting

“The Spanish S itua tion" w as the tim ely topic of discussion led by Charles Bull la s t Sunday evening, December 13, when the In te rn a ­tional R elations club held th e ir first m eeting in the Open FOrum house on the sou theast corner of th e cam pus.

The evening speaker s tressed the point th a t Spain fo r cen turies has su ffered the dom ination o f the C atholic c le rgy which owns a p ­proxim ately 70 per cen t o f the best p roperty in Spain. Mr. Bull sta ted th a t it was the leg itim ate dem ocracy th a t w as being over­throw n, th a t the m onarchists in rebellion w ere orig inally a m inor­ity o f only one m illion people, and th a t, fo r the m ost p a rt, it w as im ­p eria listic dem igods and self-seek­ing d ic ta to rs th a t sought to p ro ­long the w ar.

A fte r the in troductory address, club president E d g a r B urkhart called fo r open discussion of the question. Law rence Puente, new m em ber of the club, added several colorful facts. Puen te 's Spanish- Basque h eritage and h is conse­quent command of the language has given him a tru ly Spanish in ­s ig h t not incom parable to th a t of an ex -p a trio t o f th a t country.

Rosalie Rees w as chosen to lead th e discussion a t the nex t m eet­ing Jan u a ry 10. Several topics were suggested , b u t it w as decided th a t M iss Rees would address the club on “The Progressive R ussia of Today.”

T hree m em bers, D orothy Fain , R osalie Rees and C harles Bull w ere appointed com m itteem en to d ra f t a w ritten constitu tion which will be offered fo r approval o f club m em bers a t th e n ex t reg u la r m eet­ing. F rom th is tim e forw ard , all m eetings will be held every o ther Sunday a t 6 p. m. in the Open F o r­um house.

M em bers o f th e elnb who a t ­tended the la s t m eeting w ere Club sponsor Dean Tinsley, P residen t E d g a r B urkhart, C harles Bull, D oro thy F ain , Valliene H arris , Law rence Puente , Rosalie Rees, M ary Lee B yers and M arsha H ar-

DEBATE SQUAD TO CLASH WITH OKLAHOMAIANSFirst Intercollegiate Tilts ©f

Year Scheduled For Thursday

In the first of th e in terco lleg iate debates to be held on the cum pus th is year, th e tw o local debate team s of M argare t Tem m e and

■ Melba F lake and Marion McGuire and Mabel M cK night, w ill meet tw o b arnsto rm ing team s from the Southw estern T eachers * college a t W eatherford , Okla., next T h u rs ­day n ig h t in . A shurst auditorium and room 28 of the m ain building a t 7:30.

The tjWo Oklahom a team s and coach a re ju s t concluding a to u r of A riznoa and will trav e l to C alifor­n ia a^ te r th e ir engagem ent here to m e^t team s a t the U niversity of Southern C aliforn ia and other C aliforn ia schools. One is a g ir ls ’ team and th e o ther a boys’.

Mabel M cK night and Marion McGuire will take the negative and Melba F lake and M argare t Temme will uphold the a ffirm a tiv e of the question, “ Resolved, T ha t Cong­ress should be em powered to fix maxim um hours and minimum wages in industry .”

Dr. M ary A. H ill, debate coach, u rges all s tudents, fa c u lty and townspeople to a ttend the m atches.

Omicron Kappa& Treat Pledges To

Christmas F eedMembers of the Omicron K appa

G amma, g irls ’ home economics o r ­ganization, a ttended th e ir annual banquet held a t 5:30 Thursday evening in the home economics room of the m ain building in honor o f the pledges.

' The food class of the Home Ec, departm en t was responsible in the m ost p a r t fo r the prepara tion of th e banquet and carried out the C hristm as them e very cleverly. Jan e M arshall served as head of the com m ittee which was respon­sible fo r the decorations in th e form of m in iature C hristm as trees and read and green candles:

Those a ttend ing the banquet w ere R ita -Allred. Louise Carson, M argare t Chick, E dna Cordes, S a r­ah Dum as, Beulah DeW itt, Helen Ferguson , Melba Flake, Ida F red ­ericks, Valine H arris , Doris Johns, G rieda K ent, F lorence L ittle, M ad­eline M alloy, Jan e M arshall, V ir­gin ia M artineb, M argare t Pascoe, F lo ra P o tte r, D eligh t Power, Guin- ola Robinson, Louise R ogers, E liza ­beth Safford , E lizabeth Schm itt, H elen Skousen, M adge S later, B er­nice Sm ith, M argare t Sm ith, M aria Sm ith, Ju n e S tovall, Dovis W est, M arg are t T aylor and Grace R am ­sey. M rs. Torm ey and Dr. Hill w ere guests o f honor.

Phi Delta Chi In Pledging Rites,

Take In SixteenFormal Intitation Ceremony

To Be Held After Xmas Holidays

Phi D elta Chi, local sorority for women m ajoring and m inorin? in psysical education, conducted a pledging service W ednesday m orn­ing, D ecem ber 9, in M orton hall parlo t.

June D uggar, presiden t of- the organization , read the service to the following pledges: A gnes A l­len, R ita A llred, Beulah DeW itt, E rances G ilbert, Bobette Gottlieb, r e rn i th Isaacson, Annie Ja rv is , Phyllis Jensen , Olive Lloyd, Viv­ian Reed, Louise Roger?, M argaret Schuck, M ildred T anner, Dovie W est, M artha L ingard and M ar­g a re t Chick.

P ledging duties will be sen t to these g irls som etim e du ring the week. A fte r these duties have been perform ed, a form al initia tion cer­emony will be held a f te r th e C hristm as holidays.

A t th e close o f the service, re ­freshm ents w ere served by a com­m ittee consisting of B e tty Bethune, M ondona L eSuer and Helen Scou-

2 0 0 A T T E N D VESPERS HELD LAST SUNDAY

Choir, Training School, Solos And Mixed Quartet

Featured

Sunday a fternoon m arked the opening o f the C hris tm as season on the cam pus when 200 studen ts, facu lty and tow nspeople were giv-

i an hour of C hristm as V espers A shurst auditorium .

C ontribu tions w ere made by the A Cappella Choir under conductor Dr. Eldon A. A rdrey, and the ch il­dren of the fourth , fifth and six th g rades of the T ra in ing school led by Miss Carol McNeil.

Mixed q u a rte tte s and solos w ere o ther augm enting num bers.

The program :O, Come, All Ye F a ith fu l, Read­

ing— Processional.A D ream W ithin a D ream —

Cross.The P easan t and His Oxen, Asch-

b renner—A C appella Choir.N ight, Palm gren— Piano Solo,

M ary K ay Rigby.He Shall Feed H is Flock; Come

Unto Him (from M essiah)—H an ­del. Vocal duet, E lizabeth Phelps and Em m a Jo Pew.

Sleep, Holy Babe, D ykes— M ix­ed qua rte t, E lizabeth Phelps, so­prano; Em m a Jo .Pew, a lto ; P a t Coleman, teno r; Jam es W illiam s, bass.

O, L ittle Town of Bethlehem , Redner.

The F ir s t Noel, T rad itional.S ilen t N ight, G ruber— C hristm as

carols, F ou rth , F if th and S ixth grades.

C laire de Lune, D ebussy— Piano Solo, W inifred Lovell, r

B rtak F orth , O Beauteous H eav­enly L ight, Bach (from th& C hris t- m as O ra to rio )— Mixed Q uartet— E lizabeth Phelps, soprano; Em m a Jo Pew, a lto ; P a t Coleman, teno r; Paul G iroux, baritone.

Sldm ber Song o f the M adonna, H ead—Vocal Solo, R uth W illiam s.

C herubim Song, Tschaikow sky; S in f A lleluia, McCollin—A Cappel­la Choir.

H a rk the H erald A ngels Sing, M endelssohn—Recessional.

Classes Held In New Science Hall

W ith th e in sta lla tion of fu rn i­tu re and equipm ent^in the physics lab and lecture room in the . new Science hall, classes w ere held in the rem odeled environm ent fo r the first tim e yesterday .

Although only a sm all p a r t of the building is in use a t the p resen t tim e, the chem istry labs will be ready fo r occupancy sh o rt­ly a f te r th e first o f the year, and the rem ain ing classroom s and lab ­o rato ries will be finished shortly a f te r th a t, enabling w ork to begin on th e rem odeling of th e old science laboratories and w ork­rooms.

The con trac ts fo r the a lte ra tio n o f the lowjer p a r t o f th e new building have not been aw arded as yet, a lthough th is is contem plated u nder the additional $30,000 loan and g ra n t received from th e fed­eral governm ent. The low er p a r t o f the bu ilding will be m ade into a m useum , a biology lab, and a bac­terio logy lab.

W. A. A, Draws PlansIn the W. A. A. m eeting o f la s t

week, plans w ere m ade to run o ff the in ter-class tou rnam en ts in b a s­ketball a f te r th e C hris tm as holi­day*.

B aseball p ractice w as begun la s t T hursday in p repara tion fo r th e in tram ura l gam es, w hich will be played early in th e spring .

Playmakers Plan For Twelfth Night Oh Friday, Jan. 8

Old Egypt WiU Live Again As Setting Of Big Annual

Masquerade

P iaym aker determ ination has overcom e all doubts and difficu l­ties in the path of the T w elfth N igh t Revels. This a ffa ir , in the form of an elaborate ball, will be held in A sh u rs t auditorium -the firs t F rid ay follow ing th e C h ris t­m as vacation.

E g y p t, th e land o f the sphinx, the lan d o f m um m ies, tom bs, in- cence and m y ste ry comes fo rth in a spec tacu la r d isp lay of vivid col­or and splendid pag ean try . All th e reg a l and anc ien t g lory of th is anc ien t land w ill live again in the T w elfth N igh t Revels o f th e A rizona P laym akers.

An a ir as w eird a s E g y p t will prevail. All in a ttendance will be required to be m asked un til m id­n igh t a t which tim e the k ing of the ball will aw ard honors to those hav ing th e best costum es. To aid those seeking costum es, the P lay ­m akers have a rran g ed fo r ren ta l of the o rg an iza tio n ’s costum es a t a reasonable price.

Dick A nderson h as been appo in t­ed cha irm an o f th e ~ dance and prom ises to ca rry o u t the them e m a p p ro p ria te decorations.

H av ing its o rig in in E ng land aa a final celebration to clim ax th e C hristm as-N ew Y ear holidays, the T w elfth N ig h t R evels had been adopted by th is college several yea rs ago and has since been the m ost ou ts tand ing trad itio n a l event o f th e year. M em bers of th e fac ­u lty , the college o rchestra , and the P laym akers a re co n tribu ting to ­w ard m ak ing th e ball m ore suc­cessful th an in the p a s t year*. E v ­eryone is invited to v is it reborn E g y p t as a conclusion of the C hris tm as vacation.

XMAS FETE TO ASSIST THE NEEDY

Entire Proceeds To Be Given To Flagstaff Charity

Funds

URGE PRESENCEStudent President Requests

Students To Aid Affair

S tudents, T ow njacks and faculty m em bers will g a th e r in A shurst auditorium ton igh t and dance to fu r th e r the sp ir it o f Yuletide.

The occasion fo r the a ffa ir , the annual Associated S tu d en ts’ C h a r­ity Ball, is an e ffo r t to secure funds fo r C h ris tm as m liaf.

Johnny Ricca, stu d en t body presiden t, repo rted today th a t ad ­vance sales had reached a high peak, b u t th a t he hadn’t sold as m any ticke ts to stu d en ts as he had expected. “The Tow njacks have purchased a num ber o f tick ­ets, though ,” he added.

This year a ll o f the proceeds from the dance will be tu rned over to F la g s ta f f ch a r ity ao as to en ­able m any of the im poverished fam ilies to observe C hris tm as in a proper m anner. L ast y e a r the dance made possible C hristm as baske ts fo r m any F la g s ta f f fam i­lies.

In o rder to m ake th e holiday sp irit predom inate , the auditorium has been decorated in the C h ris t­m as them e, w ith over 20 pine tree s in the hall. The en tire auditorium has been decorated w ith crepe p a ­per and artific ia l snow, add ing to th e e ffec t o f the trees , which a re decorated in the proper C hris tm as tree fashion.

Music fo r th e occasion w ill be furn ished by J im m y W illiam s and his L um berjack Collegians, a t which tim e th e o rch estra w ill in­troduce the dance a rran g em en ts of the fou r num bers en tered in the P ine contest fo r th e nfew school song. No m ention will be m ade as to the au th o r of the songs, as th e con test will n o t be concluded until the assem bly tom orrow , a t which tim e the a rran g em en ts will be p resen ted before the studen t body fo r judging . The songs en ­te red in the contest w ere offered by Dean Tom O. Bellwood, E liza ­beth Dilfill, John G ault and J im m y William*.

The com m ittee in charge of dec* orations and o th er ac tiv ities of th e C harity ball is com posed of Agnes M cCann, chairm an, M ary She^, Ju lie O sborn, Joey A ltw eis, G race Thom as, Dick A nderson, “ L e fty ” W ohlschlegel, K a rl Neil- sen and Sam H litzky.

Addition To Lab Personnel Is Made

There w as re jo icing la s t week and consternation , also, in the science d ep artm en t a t the A rizona S ta te T eachers college a t F la g s ta ff .

The joy wa* in th e fam ily of seven w hite ra ts , M onday, T uesday , W e d n e s d a y , etc., which th e d epartm en t is keep­ing fo r biological, experim en ta­tion . “T uesday ,” a p e tite blond, gave b irth to five ra tle ts . One died, b u t m other and th e rest a re doing fine. The proud papa cannot be reached fo r com­m ent.

The consternation* A^a* p e r­sonified by C heste r D eaver, science professor. He thought th a t all th e ra ta w ere fem ales.

L a te r it w as discovered th a t th ree o f the rodent* a re m ales. Because o f a lack of cages, they had been pa ired o ff and inadvertan tly , a m ale and fe­m ale w ere placed toge th te r. T here a re now seven cages. In th e m eanw hile, a w ild r a t is s till being sough t ao th a t the science s tuden ts m ay study coat coloration and hered ity .

by Associated

Page Two T H E P I N E Tuesday, December 15, 1936

t T h e l p ^ l i t eE ntered as second-class m a tte r Ju ly 12, 1932, a t th e postoffice

a t F la g s ta ff , A rizona, under th e ac t o f M arch 3, 1879.Published every Tuesday du rin g th e school year except exam ­

ina tion weeks— no issue d u ring school vacations—by and fo r the A ssociated S tudents o rganization of th e A rizona S ta te T eachers College a t F la g s ta ff , A rizona.

1016 Member IV 7

Pbsocidsd CbUeSioIe PressDistributors of

GolIe6iate DidestM EM BER ARIZONA N E W SPA PE R ASSOCIATION

Sole and Exclusive N ational A dvertising R epresentatives NA TIO N A L A D V ERTISIN G SERV ICE, INC.

420 M adison Avenue, New Y ork C ity C hicago — Boston — San F rancisco — Los A ngeles — Portland

S eattle

SU B SCRIPTIO N RA TES: $1.50 P E R YEAR

ST A F FE d i to r __________________________________________ Sidney KnudsenA ssociate E d ito rs............................................Charles Bull, Sam IllitzkyB usiness M anager —------------------- ----------------------------- .H enry CadeFacu lty Advisor — ....------------------------------------------Jam es JohnsonSports E d i t o r ----------------------------------------------- ---------- H a rry B illerA set. Sports E d ito r...- ........................................ ...................P aul F arn eyG irls’ S p o r t s __ ____________________________________ Ja n e Dug g a rS o c ie ty --------------------------- --------------------------------- ----M ary DeM arioN ews E d i to r s --------------------------------- Amy Thom pson, Nona K nightD ram atics _____________________________________N eal RobogliattiC irculation .......................- ............i ........................................Norm an BorgTypist........................... ................................................................M ary DeM arioR eporters: M arion McQuire, John L a th tm , J a n e t Show alter,

Pauline Timmons, Andy W olf, H enry Cordes, John Miller, R obert F ish

THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK“At the beginning of the quarter Campbell Clan voted

on having a radio for the hall or giving a grandfather clock to the library. The vote was unaimously for the clock which cost $275. Everyone knows how busy Campbell hall has been giving waffle breakfasts and collecting hall dues promptly to raise this money.”

There a little gold plate to be put on the clock which says “Presented by Campbell Clan 1930.”

The above article quoted verbatum from the Dec. 16, 1930 issue of The Pine should curtail any course of action relative to moving the library clock.

Undoubtedly the powers-that-be (who have hoped to move this clock) have not fully understood the situation in its entirety. The old timepiece was a gift to the lib­rary—specifically and unanimously stated so. To move this gift without the donors’ sanction is to ignore the principle of fair-play. The Pine believes that this principle is NOT KNOWINGLY being ignored. We choosc rather to believe that they who would move the clock were misinformed— that they were not cognizant of the' facts of history on the case.

Naturally we who study in the library (and we of those who nap there) would like to keep the clock and the quaint old chimes as a definite part of the library environment. However, the larger consideration should not be proffered us. I t is to those who have gone before—those who have given the gift—that we owe the real consideration.—C. E. B. j

+ * + + +»* + + + + + + + + + + + + J Campus Hazards t+ By HAROLD K A SSE L + ++ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

It w as the P IN E before Christ* m as when all th ru the house

N ot a c rea tu re w as s tir r in g —but up on th e roof

There w as a heck of a racket! Good Olde Sain t Nick had landed

w ith a lot o f venison on the hoof

And an an tique sleigh—not to mention o ther th ings.

Suddenly the Old Boy yanked up his knickers and "g o t the sack .” P u ttin g on a foolish g rin he s tep p ­ed over to the chim ney, pu t one foot in and stopped!

For, a f te r p u ttin g his foo t in it, he discovered th a t th e chimney was too sm all fo r his chubby bulk and he hied h im self around to the fro n t door.

He w as about to go in when he decided it would be m ore polite to knock, so “Knock, Knock.”

“W ho’s th e re ? ” a g ru f f voice gruffed . And im m ediately S an ta has discovered th a t he had made a m istake— fo r no one should be up a t th a t unGbdly hour.

He though t fa s t and chirped back, “O pportunity .”

“You’re a lia r,” the g ru f f voice gru ffed , “O pportunity knocks but once.”

Now the Jo lly G entlem an W AS in a fix—so do you know w hat he did? L e t’s see— w hat DID he

He ahh—ahh— let's see . . . Oh, yes!

He came back la te r—much la te r in fact so la te th a t it was nex t

C hristm as. Boy, how tim e flies— it ’s next C hristm as a lready! So if i t ’s nex t C hristm as it isn’t th is C hristm as and if it isn’t this C hristm as I ’ve haven’t w ritten a Cam pus H azards—but to Ret back to the sto ry .

He finally sneaked in, picked it some p resen ts and hung one

on the C hristm as tree—so the tree hung one on S an ta— like the one M acM oran had hung on him.

J u s t then the Hero comes in— the little boy—you know ?

And the little boy said, “You I look like S an ta Claws, but I don’t believe in S an ta C law s.” So the good man was exceedingly worried and said, “Dontcha even believe in the D ev il?"

And ou r little hero said, “ Nope, he’s like Sandy Claws, he’s your dad.”

And so S an ta Clau* said: “T hat all goes to prove— th a t if you re ­m em ber ‘I t is more blessed to give th an receive’ you shall have a Velly Melly C lism us and a Heppy Noo Y eer.”

“Born To Glory” Here Tomorrow

T om orrow n ig h t a t 7:15 in A shurst auditorium , the col­lege will p resen t the movie, “Born fo r F lory ,” a picture which has been called the “Big P arad e" of the high seas.

“Born fo r G lory” is a d ram a o f the courage of a youth who w as dedicated to the navy a t b irth by his m other. The plot is said to be m ost exciting, and to tow er above all classics of the sea. T he naval scenes in the film were m ade w ith the co­operation o f the Royal B ritish navy.

A cartoon will precede the fea tu re .

All s tuden ts a re urged to a t ­tend the movie tom orrow nigh t, a s th e possibility of having m ovies a f te r th e C hristm as hol­idays depends upon the a tten d ­ance a t th is nex t picture.

* + + + + + + + + + + + + +

t Clef Dwellings t+ By Johnny G ault +

+ + + + + + + + + + + * + + Pseudoname

Rubinoff is a sm art Jew from New York named Dave Rubin, who realized h is nam e carried no com­m ercial value. Therefore, Dave tagged an “off” to Rubin, devel­oped a Russian accent, and achiev­ed recognition.

S trange Coincidence W hen Bob Burns tooted his fam ­

ous bazooka fo r Leopold Stow- kowski one night, he considered it a big coincidence. “You see, all my life, I had never dream ed th a t

Wishing You a

Merry Xmas.and a

Happy New YearPlus

A Hearty Thanks For Your Valued Patronage Throughout

the Year.

The Men’s Shop

I would some day play the bazooka fo r Mr. Leopold Stowkowski. Of ccourse, th a t wouldn’t be a coinci­dence itself, ju s t me not d ream in’ it. But I checked up Mr. Stow- kowski and I found out th a t lie never had dream ed it c ither.” \

A ppreciation jI f you’re having troubles w ^ b

a music appreciation course, learn it the painless w ay by tun ing in on a radio m usic program called S tandard School B roadcast. Some of the topics a re : The Symphony, Composers, and A m erica in Music coming on T hursdays— 10 to 10:45 over NBC s ta tions (chiefly K F I). This program should be the real McCoy fo r practicality .

Favo rite P rog ram sBen B ernie, Tuesday, 7, NBS.H entu Busse, W ednesday, 2, N

BC.Jim m y Dorsey, T hursday , 8, N

BC.B enny Goodman, Tuesday, 7:30,

CBS.Phil H arris , Sunday, 5, NBC.Hel Kemp, Sunday, 6:30, CBS.

Program Is Given By Dunbar School

E ighteen D unbar school childien e n te rta ined studen ts and facu lty of F la g s ta ff S ta te college W ednes­day a t m orning assem bly w ith songs and dances, in some of which the en tire group partic ipa ted .

The fea tu re w as the announcing in tru e m instrel s ty le by H erbert Perk ins. He also b rought down the house w ith a solo and tap dap.ee, both o f which required en­cores. Irm a P o rte r read "Colored soldiers.” Ju n io r Nickolson gave a tap dressed as a pullm an p o rte r and w as applauded fo r his “P or­te r 's love song.”

GET READYWe Are!

CHRISTMASBUY NOW

Switzer’sHardware

Phone 94 Try Switzer’s

The

COLLEGE INN“Lumberjack

Headquarters”

XMAS. PHOTOSCome in and Get

Your8 Earlyat

Carson’s Studio

Mabel McKnight Chosen To Attend Dramatics Confab

Will Leave For East Xmas And Will Return Here

December 31

Mable M cKnight, speech and d ram atic en th u siast a t F lag s ta ff , has been elected a s th e single t r a v ­eling delegate to rep resen t the lo­cal chap te r o f A lpha Psi Omega a t the national d ram atic conven­tion which m eets th is yea r in St: Louis, December 28.

A jun io r in college, Miss Mc­K night has had prom inent partfe in debate, o ra to ry and dram atics. H er o u ts tand ing w ork in the s ta te o ra ­torical contest won her the $50 prize last spring . This year, a fte r appearing in num erous plays and sk its and a f te r hav ing traveled out o f the state as a member of the debate team . Miss M cKnight chosen m ost deserving to re; sen t F la g s ta ff a t the convent

Following the national d ram atic convention which m eets only fo r the day, D ecember 28, Miss Mc­K night will rem ain the following th ree days to a ttend m eetings of the N ational A ssociation of T each­ers o f Speech, which is also m eet­in g in St. Louis. Miss M cKnight will leave F la g s ta ff on the m id­n igh t tra in , December 25, re tu rn ­ing the 31st.

“Black Widow” Is Found On Campus

A ra re zoological specimen was discovered la s t week in the base­m ent of the lib ra ry a t the college. T his c reature , la throdectus mac- tans, b e tte r known as a black wid­ow spider, is considered by many to be poisonous.

I t w as first seen by the night w atchm an. He called a member of the facu lty to verify the find. The la tte r tried to put a new en­trance in the lib rary in his haste to ge t d istance between the spider and him self.

H enry Cordes, Cordes, and Pete Thompson, Holbrook, students a t th e college, cap tured the insect and took it to C hester Deaver, science professor. He verified the fac t of its being a black widow, and said th a t it was unusual to

Dine and Danceat

MIGUEL’SSpanish and American Dishes Orchestra Music Every Night

Patron ize P ine A dvertisers.

Merry Christmasand a

Happy New YearISHAM-SPENCER -

INSURANCE AGENCY? INC.

CLEAM ’EM UPFOR THE HOLIDAYS

BROWNIECLEANERS

Jack Morgan, College Agent immiimiiiiiiuiiii

Knole*PEERLESS

PASTRY SHOP •

Phone 1

The NEW 1937

CHEVROLETThe Complete Car —Completely New

PILKINGT0N MOTOR CO.Dealer in all General Motor Products

Holiday CutsGive Your Hair and Face a

Treat

Longley*s Barber Shop and

Beauty Parlor

find them a t th is a ltitude. I t was about an inch across from leg to leg and had the red m ark ings p lainly visible on the under side of its abdomen.

Patronlxe P ine A dvertiser*.

Christmas Cards and Gifts

For the Folks at Home Students Welcome

Navajo-Hopi Trading Co.

Opposite Depot

Wilson-CoffinEverything for the

Automobile

Phone 108

Shop EarlyXmas Presents for the

Entire Family at

WID’SSportsmen’s Headquarters

Get Your Christmas Cheer at

FRANKS PLACEThe Completely Stocked Store

BUY NOW CELEBRATE LATER

XMAS. DELUXEat the

Flagstaff PharmacyVariety Clocks Sheaffer PensFine Chocolates—Johnston’s and Mrs._

Stover’s—Xmas. Wrapped -

Toilet Sets—-Lentheric, Richard Hud- nut, Coty’s, Evening in Paris

SAY IT WITH GIFTS FROM

BABBITTSGrocery Department

CigarettesCAMELSCHESTERFIELDS OLD GOLDS LUCKIES

PHILIP MORRIS CAMELSCHESTERFIELDS

Carton $1.40Plus Tax

Tins of 50-35cPlus Tax

A Nice G ift for Boy, Girl Friend, Wife or Husband

WHITE OWL 25s M & 0 25s VAN DYKES

Cigars

Per Box $1.20Plus Tax

Tuesday, December 15, 1936 T H E P I N E Page Three

Remember Intra-Murals

T T fi.T j^ r r ^

LUMBER MEN HAND DIXIE DODDLE DEATINDCOACH McCREARY NOT SATISFIED WITH PLAY,WILL WORK FOR POLISH

Games Are Typical Of Early Season, Contests Are

Rough

CUMMINS HIGHForward Vies With Gourley,

Berg For High Tally Honors

The Lum berjack basketballers re tu rned to the cam pus w ith a double victory scored over the D ix­ie college qu in tet in a double head­e r playeu in S t. George, U tah , F r i ­day and S a tu rday n ights.

Both gam es w ere closely con test­ed, w ith the m arg in of v ictory go­ing to the L um berjacks due to a g re a t advan tage in height.

The basket shooting of Cummins and Gourley fea tu red the F riday n ight contest, the duo scoring 21 points betw een them.

In the second contest Cummins accounted fo r 12 poin ts w ith G our­ley and Berg h ittin g the bucket fo r 11 points each.

The gam es were typ ical of all ea rly season contests, being rough­ly played and providing the o ffi­cials w ith very d ifficu lt situ a tio n s.

Tobeler o f the U tah agg rega tion , became high poin ter of the two contests when he rang the bell for 13 poin ts in the S a tu rday night contest.

A ccording to Coach M cCreary, room fo r decided im provem ent in both the L um berjack passing gam e and defensive tactics ex ists. ‘Mac’ w ill put the Axemen casaba tossers th rough as m any scrim m ages as possible th is week in an effo rt to sm oothen the passing -game, as well as sharpen up th e shooting eyes of the en tire squad.

F riday ’s Game (P ts .) F la g s ta ff Dixie (P ts .)10 Cum m ins ...................... Wade 6

Forw ard6 Jacobsm eyer ............ Tobeler 4

Forw ard5 N eilsen.......... .............. H ughes 4

C enter7 Berg .............. ...... S tra tto n 3

G uard2 Overson __ ___ E hgelstead ,4

G uardS ubstitu tions: F lag s ta ff , H e r­

re ra (6 ), C hilton, -Gourley (11),

Rejuvenate Your Fall Outfit!

at

CRESS BROS.Andy Wolf Jack Blair

College Representatives

Phone 5

VegetablesMeats

GroceriesDelicatessen

MIDGLEY’S

HIKING CLUB FETES FACULTY AT CLUBCABINHorseshoes, Skatiug, Hiking

And Eating Were Sports Featured

The H iking club honored the facu lty w ith a d inner and e n te r­ta inm en t a t the H iking club cabin Sa tu rday , Decem ber 12.

Am ong those th a t fea tu red prom inently in the en te rta inm en t were E dgar B urkhart and Bernice S tiles in a specialty dance; Dr. Torm ey calling the round dances; Mrs. W hite, a native Hopi school teacher, re la tin g Hopi legends and songs by the facu lty and Hiking club.

P rio r to the a rriv a l of the guests the H iking club m em bers pitched horseshow , ice-skated and took a hike down into W alnut Canyon. P resen ts were given by th e club to the H iking club cabin and the fac­ulty gave a large lan te rn to ligh t the caj>in. Com m ittees in charge w ere 'R usse ll Svelmoe and Tom Heflin fo r food and Guinola Rob­inson and Pete Thom pson fo r en ­te rta inm en t.

The .facu lty m em bers a ttend ing w ere: Dr. and MrsN Torm ey, Dr. and M rs. H ablutzel, Dean and Mrs. T. O. Bellwood, Mr. and M rs. Ar- belbide, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, J . G., Dr. and M rs. Olsen, Mr. and M rs. M cGregor, Mrs. M cCreary, M rs. Beckwith, M rs. W hite, Mrs. P o rtno ff, Dr. M ary Hill, Miss A l­len, Mrs. Crose, Dean Lintz, M iss M axwell, Miss Case, Miss K iefer, Miss B. Boyer, Miss Moore, Miss D insm ore, Miss R oseberry, M i/s D ockstader, Dean Tinsley, Mr. Bjerg, and sponsor R. R. Pow ers.

H iking club m em bers a ttend ing w ere: Helen Metz, Bernice Stiles, M ary Baker, M ary Shea, Ju lie t Osborn, Louise Rogers, L aurel Peterson , E dna Cordes, Madeline Malloy, B etty B ethune, B etty Saf- ford, V irginia M artinez, Gninola Robinson, C arlo tta W oodbum , R ichard Croslin, H enry Cordes, Pe te Thompson, R obert Cushm an, Mack Davis, H ow ard Pinckard* Russell Svelmoe, Pete Lindem ann, Law rence Gold, Q uentin Bradley, Tom Heflin, E d g a r B uhkhart and R andall Jones.

WOMEN PAY MORE

College w om en's c lothing costs more than college m en’s clothing, according to a survey o f 42 men and 56 women on the Texas W es- layan college cam pus. A complete ou tfit fo r a woman averages $78.90 while a com plete outfit fo r a m an averages $60.40. The only single item fo r which m ales pay more th an fem ales is hats.

D avenport (2 ). Dixie, P rice '( 6 ) t H eston (4 ), Faw cett (2 ), Milne ( 6 ).

S atu rday s Game (P ts .) F la g s ta ff Dixie (P ts .)12 Cum m ins ................-... Tobeler 13

Forw ard6 Jacobsm eyer .................. P rice 4

Forw ard11 Gourley --------------- H eston 2

Center11 B erg ............ ...... ........... Milne 6

G uard1 N eilsen ......... .............: S tra tto n 7

G uardSubstitu tions: F la g s ta ff , H er­

re ra , Overson. Dixie, Hughes(2 ), F aw cett, Englestead.

BREAKFASTS-LUNCHEONS—25c DINNER—50c

THE CHOCOLATE SHOPy2 Block North of Santa Fe Depot

COMPLETE FOUNTAIN SERVICE

CANDY TOBACCO NEWSPAPERS MAGAZINES

SAW DUSTBy “BILL"

+ + + * + * + * + ❖ ❖ + * + ❖ *

C ongra tu la tions Joe Ghuwon! Your selection as cen ter on the All- B order. C onference football team is g ra tify in g to every loyal Lum ­berjack and Townjack. You can look back on four y ears « f foo t­ball com petition a t A. S. T. C. and everyone will verify th a t d u r ­ing th a t four years you gave your very best— and your best has help­ed and boosted the Lum berjacks (o gain added fam e and-, laurels. Again, our h earties t congra tu la ­tions.

Well, the Lum berjack baske t­ballers go t o ff to a w inning s ta r t in th e ir initia l gam es of the se a ­son when they sent the Dixie col­lege outfit down to defea t in both gam es of a double-header played on -the U tah team ’s court. The U tanans have alw ays been a tough nut for the Lum berjacks to crack, and th is year proved no exception. The St. George boy« have installed basketball as the m ajor sport in th a t school and th ro u g h o u t the 12 m onths of the y ear basketball is p ractically a ll th«y ta lk about. In ­cidentally, S tra tto n , th e boy who played such a rou^h and tough gome a t guard position for the op­position, is a b ro ther of C liff S tra tto n , form er A. S. T. C. lum i­nary in both basketball and foo t­ball.

“Mac” is b ring ing the basketball squad along nicely. He has been | ham pered with in ju ries am ong the squad, both Bob H itt and Blaiqe Benson being unable to don uni­form s for the past week. Benson is s till out of practice sections with a rapidly healing broken arm and H itt is bothered with a badly in­fected foot which has kept him hobbling on cru tches for the last week.

A fte r the C hristm as holidays the b asketeers will ge t down to real work in an tic ipation of the h ard schedule which they will face. “ M ac" is a w ita rd a t th is court, gam e and by the tim e the real co m p e titio r j-g e ts under way he will h av e 'a fa irly form idable team .

Cum m ins, Gourley and Berg in last week’s contests, proved to be the sharpshoo ters tif the Lum ber­jacks. However, as the season p rogresses, some unknown light will come to the fron t as a scoring th rea t. W hile we a re on th a t sub­ject, we hope th a t S an ta Claus will answ er the M cCreary p rayer and fill hia sock with a couple of hot- shot basketballers.

L ittle is known o f the s tren g th of the first y ea r basketballers. W hile they have been w orking ou t daily it is p ractically im possible to g e t a tru e line on th e ir ab ility un­til they perform under the s tre ss of com petition. However, A rbel- bide has some very form idable- looking candidates c a t fo r his squad.

More candidates fo r the Boxing club squad will have to show* up fo r the daily w orkouts if th is sea ­son i« to be as successful as last year’s. Boxing probably en tails more work and condition than most spo rts a s it is individual com pe­tition. Possibly th is is the reason for the sm all tu rnout.

Saw D ust takes th is opportun ity to w ish its readers o r reader (if any) a very M erry C hristm as and H appy New Y ear.

COACH PUTTING t HOOP CHARGES I THROUGH DRILL

All-Conference

. No one a t Cleveland college can sm oke in th e e leva to r: no r can he tak e joy rides up and down. He m ust be go ing to some floor.

ELECTRICALHEADQUARTERS

Fixtures of All Kinds PHILCO AND DELCO

RADIOS

Tissaw’s Electric Shop

ExperimentsAVith Material In Search For Clicking

Combination

Coach G arre t Arbelbide is still running his charges th rough the paces in an effo rt to find suitable m ateria l w ith which to build his first string , he revealed th is week. The Frosh m entor has been ex ­perim enting with various com bina­tions and system s of play to find an outfit to replace last y e a r’s freshm nn B order Conference bas­ketball cham ps.

Coach Arbelbide has given, ev­eryone out a chance to prove Him­self w orthy of a first s trin g berth , but as yet the m akeup of the first s trin g is fa r from being decided.

A m ong the men who a re a lte r ­n a ting a t the forw ard posts a re F red Anderson, Ray Overson, Chet F oster, Chuck B lair and Lloyd Jam es. The guards who a re g e t­ting the call u re “Gov” A ker, Bud M cN am ara. Ju lian M acsConnell, L. R. Pace and Tommy K night. E rn ­est Munoz and Paul F arney a re w orking a t the pivot position .

H oward Beazley, Braddy Nunn, B ing T urner, Jun ius B ow ers. Dal- lis Butler. M arion Gibbons, Bill Ijam s, L arry Lamb, G eorge S u th ­erland and W ilson P arker com­plete the squad.

The first scheduled ti lts a re to be played w ith the Tem pe frosh on the evenings of Jan u a ry 22 and These will be the prelim inary c te s ts to the v ars ity gam es billed for the sam e night. There is also a possibility th a t gam es w ith n orthern Arizona team s will be scheduled before th a t time.

Coach Issues Call For More Boxers, Few Show InterestMore Canidates For Squad

Expected To Show Up After Xmas

“G arry ” Arbelbide, coach of the lea th e r th row ers, issued a call for more candidates fo r positions on the boxing team when a very sm all tu rn o u t showed up fo r prelim inary w orkouts la s t week. However, it 1s an tic ipated more candidates will pu t in appearance a f te r the holi­day period.

The m em bers of las t y e a r’s m itt squad fough t th e Tem pe ba ttle rs to a standstill in a dual m eet held in the local gym , w inning four and losing four bouts du ring the eve­n ing ’s festiv ities.

Tony Ljubicich, the “ Bohemian B ehem oth," who defeated the Bor­der conferede heavyw eight cham ­pion when he decisioned H art a t Tem pe, is back on deck fo r ano th ­e r yea r and will be th e favorite to win the heavyw eight crown. Paul C astro, classy little 145- pounder, is w orking out e v e ry ‘a f ­ternoon and slowly rounding into form . “The D ouglas D estroyer” d efea tte tf the clever Ralph G raham of Tem pe in a se tto la s t y e a r and is ju st about the c lassiest piece of fighting m achinery in the school. Gene C a rte r will not go out fo r the team th is yea r due to the broken ankle which he received in football. Ephrian Moreno, c las­sy 175 pounder, has dropped out o f school and his place in th e ligh t- heavyw eight division will be hard to fill. Bob F ish is expected to rep o rt fo r w orkouts in th e n e a r fu tu re .

A lthough freshm en will not be eligible fo r the A ll-B order confer­ence m eet, th ree likely looking freahm en have been tra in in g each afternoon. They a re B ing T urner, Johnny T errin and Sol Moreno. Each one fought in th e “sm oker" held d u ring the first q u a rte r and all a re regarded as very fine p ros­p ec t^__________________________

Hot and Cold DRINKS

SANDWICHES CANDY at the

MILK DEPOT

Pictured above is Joe Glasaon, the only Lum berjack to make the all-conference team th is year. Joe w a sen ior and has played in hH* last gam e for the Blue ^hd Gold.

Glasson, Svelmoe W ill Head In tra- - Mural Basketball

T he in tra -m u ra l basketball sea ­son, under the supervision o f Joe Glasson and R ussell Svelmoe, will g e t under w ay Im m ediately a f te r th e C hristm as holidays. The gam es will be held in the local gym nasium on S a tu rd ay s and Sundays.

In tra -m u ra l basketball is an annual sp o rt a t A. S. T. C. du ring the w in te r qua rte r. In th e past th is spo rt has proved very popular w ith t£e stu d en ts because it a f ­fords recreation to m any, who are o therw ise unable to p a rtic ip a te in a ny form o f sports.

T en ta tive p a rtic ip a tin g team s fo r th is season a re the College Inn, B ury H all R ats, Bone C rushers, Penthouse Row A ristos, Pi K aps, and the R am blers. T here is also a possib ility o f a facu lty team be­ing en tered in th e race which is su re to be close and hard fought.

All m en in te re s ted in basketball and all o rganizations a re u rged to en te r team s in th e com petition and rep resen ta tives of the team s

GLASSON IS NAMED ALL- CONFERENCEIvobo Staff Makes Choice By

Votes Of Conference Papers

LAST ^SEASONPopular Senior Has Played In

Last Game For Axemen Outfit

Joe G lasson, s ta r cen ter on th e 1935 Lum berjack v a rs ity football team , received recognition for his o u ts tand ing perform ances in every gam e in which he partic ipated th is season when he was elected All- B order conference rep resen ta tive a t the pivot position.

Glasson, a sen ior a t th e F la g ­s ta f f school, has been ou tstand ing in a th le tics during his fou r year s ta y a t the local school. In his f re sh m an year he won num erals in both football and basketball and has won three aw ards as a v ars ity foo tballer.

The A ll-Conference f o o t b a i l team is selected annually by a po ll' o f the spo rts ed ito rs o f the B or­der conference school publications.

Lem P ra t t o f New Mexico w as the only unanim ous selection on the m ythical team , w ith -Glasson g e ttin g all the votes w ith the ex ­ception of one to run the “ Blond T e rro r" a close second. The fu ll­back position found the vo ting very close, w ith Spanogle of New Mexico w inning the nom ination by a very close decision. A ndrew s of the Texas Mines received one vote m ore than W arfo rd o f the U n iver­s ity of A rizona to become the rank ing flank rep resen ta tive . “ P e­cos" W ilkenfeld, who played such a g rea t gam e of football ag a in st th e L um berjacks, and h is te am ­m ate Peredes pu t on a closely con­tested ba ttle for the guard posU tions, w ith Pecos finally receiving a one vote m arg in .

A ndrew s, K ajikaw a and P ra t t w ere the only rep ea te rs from la st y e a r’s a ll-s ta r selection.

Com petition fo r each position produced some very • close • voting, as there w as such a w ealth of first- class talen t- from the ran k s of B order conference elevens th is year.

The A ll-B order conference team :E nds: A ndrew s, Texas M ines;

W arford , A rizona.Tackles: Nolan, A rizona; Y ur-

cic. A ggies.G uards: W ilkenfeld, Tex. Mines;

P aredes, Tex. Mines.C enter: G lasson, A rizona S ta te .Q u a rte r: P ra tt , A ggies.H alfbacks: K ajikaw a, Tem pe;

Jackson , A rizona.Fullback: Spanogle, A ggies.

shoulij contact e ith e r Jo e G lasson o r R usty Svelmoe in th e near Jji-- tu re so th a t a definite schedule can be im m ediately m apped out.

Pioneering Since 1877 Oldest Bank in Arizona

THE BANK OF ARIZONAJEROMEFLAGSTAFF

at

WILLIAMSPRESCOTT

CLAUKDALE

GALLUP

SOUTHWESTERN

COAL

Page Four T H E P I N E Tuesday, December 15, 1936

LOGGERS ARE FED ON ELK BY TOWNJACK

“Kit” Carson Provides Meat For Banquet Given To

Footballers

M em bers of the vars ity and freshm an football squads w ere g uests o f honor a t an elk dinner held in the cafe te ria o f the new dining: hall la s t Thursday evening.

“K it” C arson, local Tow njack and F la g s ta f f business m an, w as responsible fo r the a ffa ir . The elk, a 750 pound specimen, w as shot by ‘K it’ near the town of H eber in the W hite m ountains.

The elk steaks and the balance o f the meal w ere prepared by M other H anley and Mrs. Jacobs and served by the dining hall w ait­ers.

I t has become an annual cus­tom fo r some Tow njack to serve e ither an elk o r venison dinner fo r the Lum berjack football squads. I t has been some few. y ears since the g rid ste rs w ere not the recipients o f such a post-season feed .'

Members o f the football squads take th is opportun ity to extend th e ir h earty thanks to ‘K it’ Carson, M other H anley and M rs. Jacobs fo r th e ir kindness.

Under the Hat

v By The Snooper

Jing le bells, jing le bells, th ree m ore days and then home. Oh w hat fun it is to th ink of not go ing to school any m ore . . . o r a t least, fo r two weeks sings the Pine troubador . . . but* ge ttin g back to the home plate, w h at’s this we h ea r about Em m abelle C a rte r and Jo Dean B lair going on a lion hu n t? We know th a t E. C. was w ith Greenwood, and th a t B lair w as w ith W aldhaus, but w here does the lion fit into the sto ry . . . and then Eddie M iller w as along w ith Ferguson , we h ea r . . . bu t th a t s till doesn’t explain the lion. A nd to finish the rav ings about th is m oonlight p a rty , your Snoop­e r asks who the others were th a t Wjere along . . . th a t is. fo r you to figure out . . . F lash . . . U m p­teen girla cam pused by g ir ls ’ coun­cil who recall ce rta in past ep i­sodes . . . And now your Snooper and his a ss is tan ts b ring you the problem s of today . . . who is supposed to take charge of cam- pusing . . whom m ust the g irls look out fo r . . . they say it is the council . . . why don’t the

g irls m ake up th e ir m inds . the Snooper’s 8uggestion ,(jy Xmas, g if ts . . . A se t o f b rains to Irm a M er/ill . . . a beer ste in to J a c k ­pot . . . a dicshunary to the P ine s ta f f . . . and now we bring you the ideal lovcm atch of today . . . Dot Pace and J im L ovett . . . ar.d of course there a re the g irls who prom ised th e ir boy friends s teak dinners before the coed dance . . . a f te r m issing the evening meal, the m em bers o f the so-called s tro n g e r sex w ere tak en to the M onte V ista fo r ham burgers . . . a good joke, claim the Vynes . . . And then th e re is M errill . . . all we have been hearing is about th a t da te she had w ith Sunbeam H ud­son several days ago . . . They went to the O rpheum , of course, bu t we h ear it was qu ite a p a rty . . . SECRET Y E N S . . . McGuire fo r F red Anderson . . . Porky W il­liam s fo r Schofield . . . Bull for Guenola Robinson . . . C arlo tta W oodbum fo r Bruce G ourley . . . Johnny Gault fo r Lucinda B aker . . . H om er Jacobsm eyer fo r H ilda Binder . . . Mac Davis fo r anybody who will go w ith him . . And then we hear th a t Mousie M anes has taken up geedunking aga in fo r a pastim e . . Shock—G ourley losesgirl a t home p late . . . Cam pus gossip has it th a t Paul and Ju lie had th ings going ju st righ t, but we notice th a t Connelly w as her choice fo r the coed a ffa ir . . . incidentally , Connelly is tak in g our

little Nell to th e big baile ton ight, which m eans— is it jl new ro­m ance? . . . Things We Can Do W ithou t . . . W hite’s din ing hall announcem ents and ddgm atic a t t i ­tude . . . G au lt’s lip . . . Bull’s cu ltu re m ovem ent . . . M iner’s tab le m anners . . . Johnsons . . . then we hear th a t the team had a real tim e a t St. George, U tah . . . B ut th a t ’s no th ing . . . th e ir gals w eren’t tru e to them e ith e r . . . ju s t ask them , fellow s . . . And now, on accounta w e’re all so sleepy and tired and w anna go home and ge t some sleep, and cause there a in ’t no peace anyplace where the P ine s ta f f g a th e rs fo r th e ir weekly braw ls, and cause . aw, nuts, less go hom ’n sleep. M erry Xm as . . .

SOCIAL CALENDAR Tuesday, December 15

C hristm as C harity Ball, Semi- form al, A uditorium , 8:30 p. m.

P ine K nots, 108 W. Aspen, 7 p.m.

W ednesday, D ecember 16P icture, “Born fo r G lory,’’ 10c,

Auditorium , 7:15 p. m.W om en’s Xmas. P a r ty , New

Lobby, 9 p. m.

Thursday , D ecember 17D ebate, A uditorium . In te rna tiona l R elations Club,

T aylor o r Campbell, 7:80 p. m. F riday . December 18

B asketball, Dixie College vs. A. S. T. C.

Christm as V acation Commences.S aturday , December 19

Basketball— Dixie College vs. A. S. T. C.

Ford GoodyearProducts Tires

Storage for 200 Cars

E. D. Babbitt Motor Company

GOODYEAR SERVICE STATION

Work 18 Finished On New Pipe Line

W ork w as finished yeste rday on the new pipe line which will fu r ­nish fou r tim es as la rge a w ate r supply for w a te r h yd ran ts as was previously available.

A t the p iesen t tim e fire hyd ran ts a re located w ithin 60 fee t o f ev­ery building on the cam pus, th e re ­by g rea tly increasing fire pro tec­tion, and decreasing insurance la te s . The insurance ra te has a l­ready been decreased to a sligh t degree, because of the b e tte r p ro ­tection.

The pipe line w as made possible by m a cooperative en te rp rise in which the city and college both took pa rt, when approxim ately $1500 w orth of labor w as utilized from the governor’s re lie f fund. S tudent labor, app rox im ating one- h a lf o f th e to ta l installa tion , w as done on the line p rio r to Novem ­ber 15, and the balance w as sup­plied by labor from the governor’s fund.

Thirty S t u d e n t s Are Now Teaching

T h irty studen ts a re now doing practice teach ing in the F la g s ta ff schools. The T ra in ing school leads w ith 18. In th is group a re M ary Baker, B arbara Stiles, Louise C ar­son, D orothy H arring ton , Mildred Moore, Jeanne Larson, A gnes Mc­Cann, Am y Thompson, W inifred Lovell, R ichard A nderson,1 Ramiell Jones, Allie W ilson, D oris Gee, Mrs. Lois May, Bernice Stiles, John Miller, Harold K assell and F lo ra P otter.

Ben F lores and Virgil C raw ley a re a t Southside and W allen An­drew s and Jam es Tonkin a t Em er-

H igh school has e igh t who a re doing practice teaching there . They a re M ary E lizabeth P o rts, Sidney* Knudsen, Russell Svelmoe, Joe Glasson, Andy Wolf, Carl Rogers, Pauline Timmons and Edw in Eck­ert.

Patronize* Pine A dvertisers.

“F la g sta ff’s Quality Laundry”

AMERICAN STEAM LAUNDRY

HARRY BILLER, Agent Phone 82

CONSTANT STUDY REQUIRES COMFORTABLE VISION . . .

When glasses are needed consult an optometrist, per­manently located, with equip­ment necessary to give a scientific eye examination.

Phone 332 for Appointment

PILCHER’SMonte Vista Hotel Bldg.

Flagstaff, Ariz.

~ t b

Buddy,I can’t pay a higher compli­

ment than Jhat.

Girl or cigarette ... when I tumble that means I'm for ’em.

Chesterfield’s my cigarette.

And I ’ll tell all hands they’ve

got a hearty good taste that

makes a sailor happy. And

listen, they’re milder.

. . . for the good things a cigarette can give a sailor

Cop)right 1936. Licr.rrr & M r tu Tobacco Co.