Download - Tarot Card by Card
with Theresa Reed - The Tarot Lady
Tarot
Card by Card
table of contents
Intro
How to use this book
The way I roll
The basics
Get your tarot on
Quick start interps
Order in the courts
The Majors
The Minors
Spreads
Reversals?
Timing
Pay attention!
Intuition
Develop your own style
Advice
Further learning
Final thoughts
About
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Copyright © August 2014 by Theresa Reed
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronically or mechanically, including photocopying, recording, retrieval system, without prior written permission from the author, except for the inclusion of brief quotes in a review.
Questions? Comments? Send them to: Theresa Reed PO Box 71028, Shorewood, WI 53211 414-265-2061
http://[email protected]
All images are from the 1909 edition of the Rider Waited Smith deck.
Dedicated to all you tarot
playas and ballas. May your
readings be right on and
your skillz mad cool!
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intro
About this bookThis is a labor of tarot love and fun. Based on my popular Tarot Card by Card series
and some other killer tarotcentric blog posts, this ebook will give you a heaping dose of
tarot goodness, fresh ‘n funky interpretations, and some basic advice to get you started
on your tarot journey.
Why this book? I wanted to compile all of the Tarot Card by Card interpretations in one
place along with some good, basic tarot guidelines to help even the total novice get a
solid foundation under their feet.
My style is more hip hop than hippie - expect slang, modern lingo, an occasional
f-bomb, and a whole lotta tarot raps! Why? Because tarot isn’t just for the esoteric
set - it can be practical and fun. I hope that you’ll find it to be a useful and enjoyable tool
to add to your spiritual and self development toolkit.
Love,
Theresa
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how to use this
book
Your tarot tour guideThis is a guide, only a guide. There are tons of great tarot books on the market so
you’re in luck. Think of this little e-book as a fun and irreverent intro to tarot. Print it out,
page through it, scribble your own interpretations in the margins, test out my methods,
and discard anything that doesn’t work for you.
(And if you’re really brave: drop some beats, grab the mic and start tarot rappin’, yo!)
The book starts with basic advice, some “quick start interpretations” (hello tarot flash
cards!), the Card by Card series, and more sweet tarot tips ‘n techniques.
Each Card by Card entry includes: keywords, a general meaning, reversals, an
affirmation (learn to create your own here), a theme song, a journaling prompt, plus a
rap!
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Although my style is firmly tongue in cheek, you’ll find my methods and interpretations
easy (and fun) to use.
A special note for the more somber minded folk: If hip hop slang and humor isn’t
your thang and you prefer a serious and scholarly tone, I encourage you to get a copy
of Rachel Pollack’s “78 Degrees of Wisdom” or sign up for The Tarot School’s excellent
correspondence course.
Ready? Let’s get this tarot party started!
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the way I roll
My methodFeel free to adapt mine - or create your own.
I’m all about having the right environment for reading. When you are reading tarot, be
sure to have a quiet space. This will ensure you can concentrate, which makes for a
better reading.
First, think of your question. Be sure to get as clear as you can. Decide which spread
you are going to use (There are many to choose from – these are patterns for laying out
the cards. A position in a spread can determine the meaning).
Begin shuffling the cards in a manner that is comfortable for you. Continue shuffling as
you focus on your question. When you feel ready, put the deck face down on your
table.
Cut the deck three times with your left hand (I always use the left hand because it’s the
hand closest to your heart – the reading then comes from your heart. If you are
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compelled to use your right hand, that’s fine.). Then, put the deck back together any
way that you wish.
Lay out the cards for your chosen spread.
Once you have focused on your question and laid out the cards in your chosen spread,
it’s time to begin interpreting!
Here’s what to do:
Scan the spread to see what the majority is (Majors, Minors, Courts, reversals, etc). Is
there a consistent pattern? Make a note. Are the cards “lower numbers” (the beginning
of a situation) or “higher numbers” (a situation coming to a conclusion)? Are the cards
moving in sequence (1,2,3, etc) or all over the place (5, 2, 9, 3)?
Start reading the cards one at a time, preferably in sequential order (if the spread has
one).
If you are stuck on a card, move on. Make a note of it and come back to it later. If you
are not “feeling it”, let it go. Feel free to look up possible interpretations if you need to.
Pay close attention to the card that “grabs you” the most. After a while, ditch the books
and start reading from your gut.
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the basics
It starts with a structureUnderstanding the general structure gives you a firm tarot foundation. Most tarot
decks follow the same format. You may find variations here and there (ex: extra cards
or different names for the suits), but this traditional guideline can be easily formatted to
work with any deck.
Structure:
A tarot deck is comprised of 78 illustrated cards.
The cards are divided into two sections:
Major Arcana – The Major Arcana cards have a title and are numbered 0 – 21. These
represent the bigger picture, fate, things outside our control, major lessons.
Minor Arcana – The Minor Arcana cards are numbered Ace – 10 and are divided into
four suits: Cups, Wands, Swords and Pentacles.
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There are also four “Court Cards” in each suit: Page, Knight, Queen and King.
The Minor Arcana represent the day to day events; the things we have control over;
human life. The Courts represent people, energy we may be needing/expressing, as
well as messages or rank.
Each suit rules a specific area:
Cups are emotions and love, water element
Wands are creativity, work and passion, fire element
Swords are thoughts, challenges and conflicts, air element
Pentacles are material world, physical energy and values, earth
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get your tarot on
Tips to get rolling
Let’s get familiar with your tarot deck:
Spend time with your deck every day. A card of the day is a perfect way to get
comfortable with tarot interpretations.
Keep a tarot journal. Write down your readings, thoughts and explorations.
Take a class.
Write the meanings on each card (This is a bit renegade but it is a good method when
you are just starting out. Remember, decks can always be replaced!)
Pick a card and meditate on the image. Note what impressions you received.
Do tarot “flash cards”: turn over the cards and giving a one word interpretation for each.
Move through the deck rapidly. Do this every day.
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Join a local tarot meet up.
Practice as often as you can with as many willing people as you can find.
Get a few good tarot books as references. Refer to them when you draw a blank.
Want to learn tarot history? Check out Mary Greer’s fantastic post about Tarot History
for Newbies or get yourself a copy of Robert Place’s “The Tarot - History, Symbolism
and Divination” for an in depth look.
(PS looking for a more traditional set of interpretations instead of my fly rhymes?
Rachel Pollack’s “Seventy Eight Degrees of Wisdom” is THE classic, yo. That’s why I
am mentioning it again.)
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quick start interps
This will get you startedThese quickie interpretations will give you general meanings. Tarotcise: grab an
old tarot deck and write these interpretations on each card. Use them as flash cards to
improve your speed.
Fool – A fresh start; the beginning of a journey
Magician – Developing skills and talent; manifesting
High Priestess – Intuition; trust your gut
Empress – Creativity; pregnancy; mother; pleasure
Emperor – Stability; authority; father; work
Hierophant – Conforming to rules; spiritual leader; teacher or mentor
Lovers – Romance; partnerships; choices
Chariot – Triumph; finding direction; vehicle
Strength – Inner strength; handling problems; power
Hermit – Turning inward; pulling back; withdrawal
Wheel of Fortune – A change; luck; karma
Justice – Fairness; court or legal issues; balancing the karmic scales
Hanged Man – Sacrifice; a period of waiting
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Death – Big change; transformation; out with the old in with the new
Temperance – Balance; middle way; choosing carefully
Devil – Negativity; poor choices; haters; being stuck
Tower – Disruption; chaos; difficult change; a fall from grace
Star – Hope; optimism; happiness and health
Moon – Danger; hidden enemies; lack of clarity; need to reflect
Sun – Joy; happiness; good things coming
Judgement – Higher calling; toot your horn; being heard; ending
World – Completion; success; end of an important cycle; graduation
Ace of Cups – new love
Two of Cups – romance; meeting
Three of Cups – fun and friends; celebration
Four of Cups – boredom; apathy
Five of Cups – loss and grief
Six of Cups – nostalgia; romance
Seven of Cups – choices; daydreams
Eight of Cups – moving on; travel
Nine of Cups – wish fulfillment
Ten of Cups – love and support; family harmony
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Page of Cups – romantic message; a well loved child
Knight of Cups – a sensitive young male
Queen of Cups – a kind woman
King of Cups – a caring man
Ace of Wands – new job or creative beginning
Two of Wands – new work options; plans
Three of Wands – success or travel
Four of Wands – security and happiness
Five of Wands – competition
Six of Wands – success and leadership
Seven of Wands – challenges
Eight of Wands – quick movement; travel; news
Nine of Wands – caution; boundaries
Ten of Wands – hard work; burdens
Page of Wands – good news; student
Knight of Wands – an industrious young man
Queen of Wands – a creative woman
King of Wands – a powerful man
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Ace of Swords – a new challenge or mental endeavor
Two of Swords – indecision; contemplation
Three of Swords – heartache; separation
Four of Swords – rest after a battle; meditation
Five of Swords – victory through deceit
Six of Swords – moving forward
Seven of Swords – thievery; dishonesty
Eight of Swords – feeling stuck
Nine of Swords – sorrow; losing sleep
Ten of Swords – loss; an ending
Page of Swords – strong minded youth; legal news
Knight of Swords – a challenging man who enters your life quickly
Queen of Swords – a strong woman
King of Swords – a logical and intelligent man
Ace of Pentacles – a new financial opportunity
Two of Pentacles – juggling resources; financial decisions
Three of Pentacles – recognition for talent; collaboration
Four of Pentacles – financial stability; possessiveness
Five of Pentacles – financial loss; abandonment; poverty consciousness
Six of Pentacles – generosity; charity
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Seven of Pentacles – hard work ahead; slow growth
Eight of Pentacles – rewarding work; getting lost in a task
Nine of Pentacles – financial security; abundance
Ten of Pentacles – financial success; family
Page of Pentacles – a message about money; good student
Knight of Pentacles – a stable, dependable young male
Queen of Pentacles – a grounded, earthy female
King of Pentacles – a secure and successful male
Seasons:
Cups – Spring
Wands – Summer
Swords – Fall
Pentacles – Winter
Courts (can represent people or different facets of your personality):
Page – a student; a message; news
Knight – young male; higher education
Queen – a woman; nurturing
King – a man; mastery
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order in the court
Court cards are often problematic for readers of all levels. They can represent
people, different facets of your personality, energy that you need for a situation or other
things such as messages.
Page – a student; a message; news
Knight – young male; higher education; action
Queen – a woman; nurturing
King – a man; mastery
Let’s start by looking at them as people:
If we break down them by elements and physical descriptions we get:
Cups: Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces), fair haired and blue eyed, emotional, sensitive
Wands: Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius), auburn hair, green or brown eyes, fiery, motivated
Swords: Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius), light or grey hair, blue eyes, intellectual, logical
Pentacles: Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn), dark hair and eyes, dependable, practical
Using that method the Page of Cups might be a fair haired and sensitive child; Knight of
Wands a passionate auburn young male; Queen of Swords a mature and intellectual
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and the King of Pentacles a dark haired male who is responsible. (Those are simplistic
but you get the drift.)
A good exercise to get more familiar with the Courts as personas is to connect
them with people you know or public figures. This can help you get an image in
mind that you can call on when you get stuck.
Examples:
Queen of Pentacles is a dark haired, practical and earthy woman. She’s someone who
is down to earth and successful, maybe even wealthy. Oprah Winfrey would be a
perfect archetype.
Knight of Cups is a fair haired, sensitive male. One who is in touch with his emotional
side. How about Ryan Gosling?
A special note: sometimes you may need to be rather gender neutral as some
people may identify with the opposite gender. For example: a self professed tomboy
may identify with a Knight rather than a Queen. Likewise, a male who plays a caretaker
role may see shades of a Queen in his persona. Remember, we all carry both male/
female shields at times.
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Sometimes Courts can represent a side of yourself that need to bring to a
situation. For example, if you are back in school, you may need to tap into your Page
side and adapt a beginner’s mind. Or if you are taking the boss role at work, you may
need to channel your inner King.
The Courts can also represent things that are not people oriented. For example:
Pages can represent seeds that you are planting, school, or news. How do you know if
the Court is talking about an actual person or something else?
This requires practice and a bit of intuition on your part. You’ll need to look at the
other cards and see what information they may reveal. As you get more familiar with
the tarot, you’ll begin to piece together what role those Courts are playing in the
reading.
Recommended reading: Understanding the Tarot Court (Special Topics in Tarot Series)
by Mary Greer and Tom Little. Once again, Mary and her co-author, Tom, write the one
book that sums it up.
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tarot card by
card
Ready to interpet?These easy to understand interpretations should get your rolling! Enjoy, study, and
add your own, playas.
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the majors
Da big, phat spiritual picture
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the fool
Fresh startKeywords: new beginning, fresh start, risk, a chance, new cycle, originality,
fearlessness, travel, innocence, being green, trickster, acting foolish
Attributes: Uranus, Air
General meaning: It’s about to get all new beginnings and fresh start around here.
Are you ready to change your path? Tired of hanging on to all that old crap? Put your
baggage behind you and take that leap like a true balla. Situations call for optimism,
faith and fearlessness. Original thinking. Beware of the biters at your heels but do what
you gonna do anyways. Jump in, no parachute required. Thinking of a world tour? Do
it, dawg.
Reversed: Why you being a fraidy cat? Change is inevitable and it’s time to embrace
it. Sure, there is some unknown stuff ahead but why cling to that old familiar crud that
you know sucks the life out of you? Time to gather your courage muscles and make
that move. The old way isn’t hip anymore. In fact, it’s not doing a thing for you. That
being said, nothing wrong with scoping out the scenario before you dive in. Looking
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before you leap could prevent some bullshit later on. Hold back but don’t hold on. Other
wise advice: stop acting the fool. Grow up.
Affirmation: I am ready for the next chapter in my life.
Theme song: Learning To Fly by Tom Petty
Journaling prompt: When have you taken a major risk? Write about your experience.
Rap:
The doors bout to open six feet wide
Are you gonna hold back or will you step inside
It’s time for a change, don’t be old skool
If you hold back now, I pity da Fool
Time to let go
Go wid the flow
You about to get a fresh start, yo.
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the magician
Do you believe in magic?Keywords: talent, skill, power, magic, control, manifest, tools, mastery, willpower, focus
Attributes: Mercury
General meaning: The Magician is the card of talent and power. You’ve got the mad
skillz to accomplish your goals at this time. It’s time to make the most of your abilities.
Know that you have everything you need to manifest whatever it is you have in mind.
Your tools are right at your fingertips. Proceed with total confidence and find the magic
within yourself now. Met a new person? Chemistry and pure animal attraction.
Prepare for some hot action.
Reversed: Not ready for prime time. You don’t have your shit together at this time.
Better to pull back and wait until you are absolutely ready. Jump in without the right
knowledge and you risk blowing it and looking like a newbie. Take your time to develop
yourself more. This card can also signal an abuse of power. Don’t be a dick.
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Affirmation: I recognize my ability to manifest my goals through the skills I have within
me.
Theme song: Magic by Nick Drake
Journaling prompt: What is your secret (or not so secret) power? Write about your
greatest talents, both recognized and latent.
Rap:
You got dat wand in the air
Don’t wave it around
Focus dat will
Point yo finger to the ground
You wanna be G
Here’s tha secret sauce:
Own dat shit
Be the mothaeffin’ BOSS
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the high priestess
Feminine wisdomKeywords: intuition, feminine wisdom, hidden knowledge, secrecy, initiation,
receptivity, spirituality, the inner world
Attributes: Moon
General meaning: The High Priestess is all about trusting that killer instinct you have
within yourself. Got a hunch about something? Go with it. This is time to really listen to
your gut. Before making a decision of power, look within and seek out the answers.
They are there. You don’t need confirmation from anyone but your own divine self. This
card is also about keeping secrets. If someone confides in you, keep that dirt on the
down low.
Reversed: You’ve lost touch with your own mojo. Time to get back to the source. Turn
off the outer noise so that you can hear the inner voice. Bad vibes. This is not the time
to reveal your top secret plans. Too many big mouths around you – or maybe you got
the loose lips? Bitches can be snitches.
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Affirmation: All the answers I need are within myself. I trust my own intuition.
Theme song: Intuition by Jewel
Journaling prompt: Ever have a crazy hunch that turned out to be off the chart right
on? Journal about that shizz.
Rap:
She move in mysterious wayz
Look into those eyes and dat serious gaze
Dat bitch knows something and it may be right on
Look into her heart and turn your own light on
Behind that veil lies all that can be
It only takes belief if you want to see
If you wanna be the baddest lady boss
You gotta trust your own secret sauce.
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the empress
Mother earthKeywords: feminine power, abundance, fertility, pregnancy, marriage, creativity,
receptivity, pleasure, mothering, nurturing, giving birth (literally or figuratively)
Attributes: Venus
General meaning: This beautiful card indicates that a period of great creativity is
ahead. Whether that be creating art, a new life, a new venture, or a child, this is a
marker that all signs are a go. The energy of the Empress is abundant – the wheat field
at her feet suggests a good harvest in the future. When discussing relationships, this
card can indicate marriage. This is one of the best indicators of pregnancy – in a
reading asking about motherhood not only can this indicate conception but also the
ability and readiness to be a good parent.
Reversed: A lack of abundance or fertility issues. Unexpected or problem pregnancy.
Whoops. In a reading about marriage, this can indicate problems ahead. Creative
blocks. Issues with mom (aka Mommie Dearest!). Turning into mom (not necessarily a
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bad thing – unless your mom is Joan Crawford). Baby momma drama. Helicopter
parenting. Let your kid breathe and just be a kid, eh?
Affirmation: My creativity and abundance are unlimited.
Theme song: Mother by Danzig, Mother Mother by Tracy Bonham
Journaling prompt: When do you feel the most creative? Grab your journal and
unload your thoughts on creativity.
Rap:
You gotta believe
If you wanna conceive
It’s positive perception
No Immaculate conception
Total reception
No such thing as recession
My money is long
My beat is strong
My love for my momma is
In dis song
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Can you feel me now?
Is dis the real me now?
Don’t sweat ma technique
Don’t get it freaked
Da chillax queen Empress
Don’t need to impress.
Go awn now…..
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the emperor
Like a bossKeywords: Order, structure, authority, power, boss, masculine, father, ownership,
autonomy
Attributes: Aries
General meaning: The Emperor represents stability, order and dominion. When this
stern fellow shows up in your reading, issues of power and control may be at play. This
is one of my favorite cards to see when asking about business success – it indicates
achievement through hard work and discipline. Often the Emperor can represent
dealings with authority figures – whether that represents your boss or dear old dad, it’s
all about R-E-S-P-E-C-T for da man. If you’re the one in that power position? Time to
boss up and command respect. Don’t be a square. (PS this is a positive indicator for
marriage too!)
Reversed: Uh oh – here we go from order to disorder, from power to power trippin’,
from authority to tyranny. What seems secure turns oppressive and shaky. A coup may
be possible. Now is the time to get your act together, to work towards stability. Get the
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ego out of the way and get down to some serious business. Weak leadership leads to
weak sauce in any endeavor. If this represents a male in your life, he could be a total
control freak. Run.
Affirmation: I am my own authority.
Theme song: Like A Boss by Slim Thug
Journaling prompt: Recall a time in your life when you felt totally in control of events.
What did you do to get into that position? How did you feel? Grab that journal and write
it out, playa.
Rap:
Time to channel Rick Ross
And own it, BO$$
Negotiate and don’t hesitate
Real trill Gs ain’t got time to hate
Listen close, you better
It’s all about the cheddar
Get dat ass to work
Don’t try to shirk
And don’t throw me no shade
Work is how empires are made
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Wanna achieve Bossmosis?
Be the playa with the mostest
Word.
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the hierophant
The pope is dope!Keywords: tradition, structure, teacher, mentor, counselor, religion, dogma, advice,
status quo, organization, conformity, rules, church, obedience
Attributes: Taurus
General meaning: It may be best to follow the established rules at this time. Don’t
rock the boat – instead go with tradition. Feeling confused about a situation? A visit to
a wise counselor or teacher can help you sort that stuff out. Sometimes a spiritual
perspective is what you need to get back on track. Been really bad? Get your arse to
confession and stop that nonsense. Often this card can indicate a religious ceremony
like a wedding or baptism – so if your honey is acting reluctant, be patient. You may get
to that altar in due time.
Reversed: Time to fight the man! Conformity goes out the window and a new order is
ready to rumble into place. Question EVERYTHING. Don’t accept the standard way.
This is time for revolution, even if only a personal inward one. Break the rules and think
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for yourself. Problems with authority. Feeling like an outcast in your tribe. Rebellion.
Originality. Don’t be a biter.
Affirmation: I embrace traditions both old and new.
Theme song: Authority Song by John Mellencamp – reversed Hierophant: Fight The
Power by Public Enemy (you can guess which one I prefer – ha!)
Journaling prompt: Think back to a time when you had to follow the rules and fit in.
Was that challenging for you? Or were you able to find a way to do this with ease? Get
your journal and write about authority figures and rules.
Rap:
Feeling confused
About all the rules
Go with the flow
It’s the status quo
Teachers ‘n preachers
They demonstrate and educate
But if you feeling hate
You can’t authenticate
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You gotta break free
And find your own fate
The only revolution to participate
Is the one inside – so why you wait?
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the lovers
All you need is loveKeywords: romance, partnership, love, choices, duality, opposites, union
Attributes: Gemini (Air)
General meaning: Who doesn’t like to see love in the forecast? I sure do as I’m a
romantic at heart. The Lovers can often indicate a relationship coming into your life.
Although this is usually romantic in nature, it can be any sort of relationship where good
communication is involved. If you are considering getting involved with someone for
love or business, this is a hell yeah! This card can also indicate a choice. When
making a choice, follow your heart but be sure you are looking at what option is best for
your highest good.
Reversed: You give love a bad name. Divorce, breaking up, emotional chaos. Reverse
this card and things become murky and unstable. If you are asking about love, this may
be suggesting a need for counseling and/or reevaluating where the relationship is going.
If you are faced with a difficult decision, now is not the time to be impulsive. Best to
take your time and be mindful about what you want. I have often seen this card
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represent a choice with regrets. It don’t have to be that way, homie. Think before you
act.
Affirmation: I am love.
Theme song: Love Song by The Cure
Journaling prompt: Think about the biggest romantic decision you have ever faced in
your life. Marriage? Dumping that zero? Taking a risk on that shy stranger? Get your
journal out and write that shizz down.
Rap:
Hey, have you found the one, dawg?
Or is it hit and run, yo?
Do you know if it’s done though?
Is it getting redundant, no?
Finding the right dude is so
Complicate til you see through
Open your heart if you want to
Take a chance with a miscue
You might get a whole new boo
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Or a little shawty so cute
Love is in da air so true true
You don’t need a love guru
Gonna go for it and say ooh ooh
Get dat romantic breakthrough.
You got all da right moves
Now you gonna show me how to.
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the chariot
Take the wheelKeywords: triumph, directed willpower, control, direction, movement, progress, vehicle
Attributes: Cancer (Water)
General meaning: Things are progressing. The reigns are firmly in your hands and you
can move ahead with confidence. It’s time to put the past in your rear view mirror and
stay focused on the road ahead. Not sure where you are going? Investigate more than
one path if you please. In time, it will become clear as ice. You got this, dawg. In the
market for some new wheels? Whatcha waiting for – go on and get ‘em.
Reversed: Your overconfident nature is about to bite you in the arse. Moving ahead
without a plan or clue. Things are getting out of control and you need to pull it together
or face complete chaos. This reversal can also indicate getting stuck – whether that be
stagnancy or simply being a stick in the mud, it’s not cool. Control freaks. Car problems
and travel issues.
Affirmation: I can steer my life any way that I wish.
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Theme song: Wood Grain Wheel by Slim Thug
Journaling prompt: Think of a time in your life when you felt crystal clear about your
path. What events prompted this feeling? What were the circumstances that preceded
this situation? Get dat journal out and write that shizz down.
Rap:
Get dat wheel and drive, dawg
It’s fo real and live, dawg
Who you tryin’ to jive, dawg
Life is a thrill ride, dawg
It’s not just survive, dawg
How you gonna arrive, dawg?
Don’t be all contrived, dawg
No need to connive, dawg
You know what I implied, dawg
It’s about to get world wide, dawg.
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strength
You got da powerKeywords: strength, inner power, self control, control, calm, taming, endure, willpower
Attributes: Leo
General meaning: The appearance of the Strength card often indicates an ability to
transcend the obstacles around you through your inner strength. No matter what you
are facing, know that you have the power within to master the issue. Applied willpower
leads to results. Your strength may be tested now – stay the course and don’t lose
hope. Strength can also indicate taming the animal desires. Your vices can be
controlled – it’s up to you. Sometimes this card can also indicate taking control and
shutting some shit down. Time for a smack down!
Reversed: You’ve lost it, dawg. Things may be spiraling out of your control. Get your
act together. Submitting to the situation at hand or giving up. Fear takes over.
Struggles for control or dominance. Who’s really in charge? Stand up for yourself –
don’t be weak sauce. Know when to shut yo trap.
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Affirmation: I have the power to change anything in my life.
Theme song: I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor
Journaling prompt: Ponder a time in your life when you needed to be strong. What
fears did you need to overcome? How did you move past your obstacles? Get that
journal out and write that rap down.
Rap:
You got 99 problems
Now that is whack
Time to shut it down
I got yer back
Don’t let that shit
Get your brain fried
You got this handled
Da power’s inside.
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the hermit
Time outKeywords: inner wisdom, solitude, withdrawal, quiet, teacher or guru, research, seeker
Attributes: Virgo (Earth)
General meaning: In order to get the answers you seek, it may be time to turn inward.
Shut out your distractions so that you may discover the wisdom within. Answers are
rarely found in another – everything you need is within yourself. This card can also
indicate a need to withdraw from circumstances in order to get a better perspective.
Sometimes a player needs a break from the grind.
Reversed: Repeating your past mistakes. Not learning. This can indicate a lack of
wisdom. Doing things without thinking of the consequences. It can also indicate the
extremes of solitude – like being some sort of creepy recluse. Don’t lock yourself away.
It gets mighty lonely on that mountain top.
Affirmation: Everything I need is within me. I don’t need to look outside myself for
answers.
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Theme song: All By Myself by Eric Carmen
Journaling prompt: Spend a day alone without speaking or connecting with anyone
(that means no social media!). How does it feel to unplug? Journal about this
experience.
Rap:
There’s a time to play
And a time to wait
Real trill Gs
Don’t risk their fate
Shut it down
Inside your head
Go back to yo crib
Get still instead
You want answers
Get in the know
All that shizz
Is inside you, yo.
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wheel of fortune
Spinning wheelKeywords: luck, change, a turn of events, karma, movement, shift, improvement, fate
Attributes: Jupiter
General meaning: A major change for the better is in the works. If you have been
toiling away, the Universe is now ready to move things in your favor. Whether this be
luck or simply the consequences of past decisions, know that everything is turning and
moving.
Reversed: What goes up, must come down. A downturn. Getting stuck in a major rut.
Hitting a big ole speed bump. Luck runs out. Karma comes calling. If you’ve been
doing shizz you’re not supposed to be doing, it is time to pay your dues. Don’t gamble
with your luck, dude.
Affirmation: I create my own luck.
Theme song: Spinning Wheel by Blood, Sweat and Tears
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Journaling prompt: Do you believe in luck or fate? Or do you think you create your
own reality? Get that journal out and write your thoughts down.
Rap:
If you running on luck
You gonna get f*cked
When dues come due
Whatcha gonna do?
Luck is something you create
You’re mad in charge – it’s yo fate.
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justice
Do the right thingKeywords: fairness, court, justice, balance, weighing options, seeing both sides,
consequences, integrity, honesty, truth, law, middle path
Attributes: Libra (Air)
General meaning: No matter what is happening, you can be sure that the universe is
playing it fair. Justice is being done and you need to trust that you are now seeing the
results of past actions. Things are being made “right”. If you are dealing with legal
issues, the outcome will be just. Situations may call for harmony and balance. If you
are making decisions at this time, weigh all options carefully to find the middle ground.
Do the right thing. Time to lay down the law.
Reversed: Justice delayed is justice denied. Unfairness. Getting ripped off. Feeling
oppressed by the court system or “the man”. Getting caught with your hands in the
cookie jar. Not a good time to be trying to work the system. Being treated unfairly.
Racial profiling. Dirty court shenanigans. Crooked lawyers. Case delayed. Best for
you to be chilling now until things blow over.
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Affirmation: I treat others the way I want to be treated.
Theme song: I Fought The Law by The Clash
Journaling prompt: Think about a time when life felt unfair. What was happening to
you then? How were you reacting to these events? Get that journal out and riff on
fairness/unfairness.
Rap:
Don’t matter if you a dude
Or you a lady
If you riding dirty
Or be acting shady
This shiz will catch up with you
Then whatcha gonna do?
Take a tip from me and get a clue
Playas keep it real and pay their dues
Do it right and keep it tight
Then you’ll be able to sleep at night
Life only gives you what you give out
That’s what justice be all about.
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the hanged man
SacrificeKeywords: sacrifice, letting go, faith, suspension, waiting, hang ups, martyr, illusion,
surrender
Attributes: Neptune
General meaning: Now is the time to put things on hold until you can get a better
perspective. Non action. A period of waiting may be necessary and wise. If you don’t
like the way things are looking, you may need to look at them differently. This is also
the card of sacrifice, letting go, surrender – what do you need to release? What are you
reading and willing to let go of?
Reversed: Holding on for dear life. Fear of letting go. Feeling like a victim.
Persecution complex. If you are adapting these mindsets, your situation will persist.
Only by having the faith to let go can you move past your limitations. This can also
represent being victimized or framed. Depending on the other cards present, this can
indicate finding the courage to let go once and for all. Stand on your own two feet, fool.
Benedict Arnold.
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Affirmation: I trust that things will work out as they should.
Theme song: Surrender by Cheap Trick
Journaling prompt: Consider a time when your faith was tested. What was that
experience like? How did you feel? Get your journal and write that shizz down.
Rap:
Be a firestarter
Not no effing martyr
Get off dat cross
And be a Boss
How you do dat?
Simple and phat
Own it, let go
Surrender like a mofo.
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death
This is the endKeywords: ending, transition, transformation, release, change, severance
Attributes: Scorpio (Water)
General meaning: This is a time for endings. Out with the old and in with the new. In
order for growth to take place, the outworn must be discarded. A major transition. A
new cycle is ahead. Release your attachment to what was and welcome the
transformation ahead.
Reversed: Holding on for dear life. A refusal to accept change. Stuck in a rut. Limbo.
Should this card show up reversed in your reading, it’s time to reexamine the stagnant
spots in your life. Always remember that the only thing that is unchanging is change.
Move on, let go, it’s over, dawg.
Affirmation: I embrace change with an open mind.
Theme song: The End by The Doors
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Journaling prompt: What is changing in your life right now? How do you feel about
this transition? Are you accepting it – or resisting? Get that journal out and write about
it, warts and all.
Rap:
Things are changing
Stuff rearranging
It may feel deranging
But it’s liberating
Go with the flow, yo
Move like a mofo
Get with the show, bro
The end is coming fo’ sho.
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temperance
Balancing actKeywords: moderation, balance, healing, alchemy, middle ground, patience, blending,
harmony, guardian angel
Attributes: Sagittarius (Fire)
General meaning: It is time to pause on your journey and consider what you have
learned thus far. How are you going to integrate those lessons into your life? Balance
and harmony; finding the middle path. Temperance is also a gentle reminder to remain
patient – allow things to work out the way they need to. Rather than trying to force an
issue, go with the flow. If you are making any major decisions, weigh your options
carefully.
Reversed: Everything’s zen? I don’t think so. Everything is out of whack and it is time
for a major adjustment – even if only your attitude. The energy is all over the place.
Disruption. This card can also indicate doing things to excess ala Liberace. Pull
yourself back to the center. Lose the bling and seek the real thing.
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Affirmation: I create perfect harmony in my life.
Theme song: Get The Balance Right by Depeche Mode
Journaling prompt: What does it mean to live in harmony? How do you find balance
in your day to day life? What areas of your life are not in sync? Journal that stuff, yo.
Rap:
Shizz hit the fan
That ain’t dope
But you be learning
You can cope
Adjust your mind
Go with the flow
Chillax yo self
Hit dat mellow zone.
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the devil
TemptationKeywords: bondage, materialism, negativity, slavery, addiction, stuck, jealousy,
deviance, excess
Attributes: Capricorn (Earth)
General meaning: When this card pops up in a reading, you can be assured that
things are taking a turn towards the dark and obsessive. The Devil is about being
“stuck” and limited by a situation. The energy is oppressive and heavy. This card can
represent addiction in the absolute worse sense. Notice that the chains are loose on
the figures – a sign that the situation can change if you want to (or find the courage
muscles to let go). It is also a reminder to check yourself before you wreck yourself –
are you allowing envy, greed or negativity to taint your world view? Where can you let
go a little more?
Reversed: A big ole release! Bondage, schmondage – now you’re free and able to
move about. The addiction no longer has a hold on you. Recovery from a bad
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situation. Leaving an abusive relationship. This is the big shift in consciousness from
victim to victor. Liberation, baby!
Affirmation: I find the courage to release my limitations.
Theme song: Sympathy For the Devil by The Rolling Stones
Journaling prompt: Journal about what it means to be “stuck.”
Rap:
Nothing is as tragic
As your own black magic
Letting negativity
Decide what will be
You’re only as stuck
As you want to believe
You can get unfucked
Choose to release.
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the tower
Talkin’ about a revolutionKeywords: chaos, disruption, tearing down, rebuilding, uncertainty, blow,
enlightenment, unexpected change, overthrow, revolution
Attributes: Mars
General meaning: The Tower card is a sign that things are about to change –
drastically. This is revolution time, baby. Time to tear all that shit down and start fresh.
Don’t try to resist as this is necessary. The ground is being razed to prepare for a new
foundation. This card can sometimes indicate violence or a hostile takeover so pay
attention to where it shows up in a reading. Everything is about to shift and when it is all
done and the dust settles, peace and enlightenment comes. Major crown chakra action.
Reversed: The calm before the storm. A disaster averted. The energy becomes less
intense – more like a small tremor rather than the big earthquake. Clinging to the realm
(Thanks Game of Thrones! Ha!). If you are holding on, make sure that your reason for
doing so is worth it. Fear of change. Putting a cap on it. Chicken Little – the sky is not
falling after all. Stop stressin’, yo.
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Affirmation: I am ready to evolve.
Theme song: The Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix
Journaling prompt: What is your greatest fear?
Rap:
One for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
For dat Tower to blow
Shizz hit da fan
Get outta the way
You’ll appreciate this shift
Later today.
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the star
Make a wish!Keywords: hope, optimism, healing, balance, spirituality, health, well being, peace,
wishes, vulnerability, success, balance
Attributes: Aquarius (Air)
General meaning: The Star card represents renewal and hope. This is the healing and
peace that takes place after the storm. Optimism is restored and wishes are being
fulfilled. Things are looking up! Positive vibes. You can shed your inhibitions and just
be authentically you. Taking center stage. Fame: baby, you’re a star!
Reversed: Bummer time. Debbie Downer. Hopes diminish and fear takes over.
Depression or illness. A situation suddenly becomes hopeless. Stepping back from the
limelight. Fear of being yourself. Feeling meh…..
Affirmation: I see the good in myself and in my situation.
Theme song: I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly
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Journaling prompt: What do you hope for?
Rap:
At the end of yo rope?
You can cope
Stop dat mope
Hope is dope.
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the moon
Moon childKeywords: intuition, illusion, deception, darkness, reflection, fear, subconscious,
dreams, difficulty, fear, imagination
Attributes: Pisces (Water)
General meaning: The Moon portends a difficult, unclear path ahead. Things may not
be what they seem – therefore, you need to proceed with caution. There may be
unexpected problems and drama, which could complicate matters. The primary vibe
here is anxiety – it may be time to examine your fears. The dark night of the soul.
Imagination could be rampant – ground yourself and try not to work yourself up in a
lather. Watch out for liars and haters.
Reversed: The objectivity you seek finally becomes oh-so-clear as day. All things
come out in the open and you now know what you are working with. Truth always
comes to the surface. No more hiding – it’s obvious. Fear is vanished and you can
proceed with confidence. A strong message in your dreams – pay attention to that shit.
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Affirmation: I know that I will find my way.
Theme song: The Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen
Journaling prompt: I am a huge believer in recording dreams. If you have not, start a
dream journal and begin keeping track of your nightly visions.
Rap:
Nothing is clear
You cannot see
What lies ahead
What can dat be?
You feeling scared
Chillax homie
Just slow it down
No anx-i-ety
Sometimes the dark
Hides the biggest crime
But nothing is as shady
As my dope ass rhyme!
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the sun
Here comes the sunKeywords: optimism, success, joy, birth, happiness, health, inner child, energy,
enthusiasm
Attributes: Sun (Fire)
General meaning: A joyous and happy outcome. Success at last! The freedom to
enjoy the fruits of your labor. Celebration and pleasure. The clouds are lifted and you
can proceed with confidence. Birth of a beloved child. This is the card I want to see in
a reading when I am looking for a positive sign (PS it’s my favorite card in the deck).
Big time recognition. It is your time to grab that spotlight and run with it, yo.
Reversed: Still a good outcome but less happy happy joy joy – more like a quieter yet
still optimistic future. Delayed gratification. Having a hard time stepping into that
spotlight and taking a bow. (Could also be someone else taking credit for your stuff!) If
other negative cards surround this, it could indicate sadness. Bratty kids.
Affirmation: My future is bright and filled with possibilities.
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Theme song: Don’t Look Back Into the Sun by the Libertines (or Mr. Blue Sky by ELO
for you classic rockers!)
Journaling prompt: Think back to a time when you felt free, happy and full of
optimism. What was happening in your life at that time? What experiences might bring
you the same feeling now?
Rap:
At the end of the day
When all’s said and done
Will you count your problems
Or have some fun
Step out from the shade
Don’t be bent
Give yo’ self props
And represent!
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judgement
The callingKeywords: rebirth, ending, higher calling, announcement, judgment, transformation,
reawakening, passage, renewal, shift, oneness
Attributes: Pluto
General meaning: You are being called to something greater. Now is the time to let
go of the old and rise up! A major rebirth is possible. This is the end of an important
chapter – you are integrating the lessons from that time and seeing the light. Listen to
your conscience and do the right thing. Taking the high road. The cosmic wake up call.
Tooting your own horn.
Reversed: A critical error in judgment. Your perspective is skewed. You may have lost
the ability to be objective or to follow your inner guidance and now you may suffer the
consequences from that. Getting stuck in a rut. Refusal to hear the call. Religious
fanatics, false prophets and cults. You may be judged unfairly by some bigot. Ignore
that negation, playa.
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Affirmation: I am ready to receive my higher calling.
Theme song: The End Is The Beginning Is The End by The Smashing Pumpkins
Journaling prompt: Consider how you act as a judge in your own life or in others.
What would it feel like to remove the inner/outer critic?
Rap:
There’s a very fine line
Between discerning
And judgmental
Is your critique aligned
Or are you burning
Accidental?
Think before you whine
Be concerning
And developmental.
Let a homie shine
Respect be earning
You know dat’s elemental.
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the world
It’s all yoursKeywords: completion, ending, success, travel, closure, graduation, Universe,
freedom, environment, rebirth
Attributes: Saturn
General meaning: Congratulations – you have successfully completed a major cycle/
mission or lesson! Your journey is now coming to a conclusion and you’re getting ready
for the next chapter. A feeling of elation and completion. Your karmic work is done.
You’ve reached your goal and it’s all good, baby. If you’ve been struggling with an
issue, closure is now at hand. A good omen for long distance travel. Think globally, act
locally.
Reversed: Limbo time. You may feel as if things are on hold. What lesson did you not
learn? What things are unfinished? Loose ends are dangling. Time to tie that shizz up
so that you can move forward. If you don’t have closure on an issue, you can’t let
anything new enter your life. Unfinished business. Everything is up in the air. Travel
problems.
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Affirmation: I am complete.
Theme song: Hey World by Michael Franti
Journaling prompt: How do you feel about the world you live in today? What are your
hopes for the future of the world? Your world?
Rap:
Closure is king
That’s the word on the street
Finish dat karma
Time to complete
What you wanna be
When this shizz is done?
Going out on top
Or still on da run?
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the minors
The day to day grind
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ace of cups
New loveKeywords: new love, new emotional beginning, proposal, marriage, new relationship,
rekindling, offer, heart opening
General meaning: The Ace of Cups indicates that a romantic offer awaits you. A new
suitor or partnership. If you are looking for love, it’s very likely that something positive
is on the horizon. Emotionally, this is a time to open yourself up. Be vulnerable and
express the softer side of your self (you don’t always have to be a straight up thug –
show that tender side!). A great card for weddings, proposals, births or any sort of heart
centered celebration.
Reversed: An emotional disappointment. Perhaps the other person is not feeling the
same as you. They may be unavailable emotionally or have commitment issues. Being
turned down. Feeling let down and depressed – or blocked. If this card is combined
with the Devil, it can speak of serious addiction issues. Time to get some intervention
in da house.
Affirmation: I am open to love.
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Theme song: Looking For a New Love by Jody Watley
Journaling prompt: When have you been completely open emotionally? What did that
feel like? What was the situation that created this opportunity?
Rap:
My cup runnin’ over
Its on overflow
My heart be open
I’m ready, yo
Those days of rappin’
Might be done this time
It’s R&B
Smooth lovin’ rhyme.
(And dat ain’t no crime!)
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two of cups
Come togetherKeywords: relationship, love, romance, meeting, engagement, marriage, healing
General meaning: If you are in the market for love, the Two of Cups indicates that you
may be meeting someone soon. This card can also signify any sort of positive
partnership – friendship or even work related. It’s all about connecting and coming
together to form a healthy and lasting alliance. Sometimes this card can indicate a
wedding or engagement. Sharing a common goal. Healing. Meeting halfway.
Compromise. Engagement. Romance. That loving feeling. Love at first sight.
Reversed: You may be having a hard time seeing eye to eye. Relationships take a
difficult turn. Communication breakdown. A separation is possible. Perhaps you both
want different things at this time? Something or someone may be coming between you.
Disputes and arguments. A missed romantic opportunity. Disinterest. He’s not that into
you.
Affirmation: I attract healthy and positive relationships.
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Theme song: Let’s Stay Together by Al Green
Journaling prompt: How do you show up in a relationship? Do you communicate
openly? Do you express your feelings with your loved ones? Get out that
journal,contemplate and then write it down.
Rap:
You ready for lovin’
You about to get dat wish
Git your booty out there
And give it a swish
You want a partner
It ain’t hard to find
Make dat effort
Git your goal aligned
Then be the best you
That you can be
And they’ll be all on you
Like honey and a bee.
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three of cups
Party all the timeKeywords: celebration, friendships, support, party, gathering, fun, joy, achievement,
weddings, bridal or baby showers
General meaning: It’s time to celebrate! Whether you are attending a party or simply
celebrating a victory, get the champagne out and live large. This card can signify a
formal celebration like a wedding or an informal girl’s night out. It can also indicate a
circle of support when you really need it. The Three of Cups is usually a welcome sight
in any romantic reading BUT it can also indicate a love triangle if other cards support it
(ex: The Devil).
Reversed: The party is over. Premature celebration. Getting all drunk ‘n stupid.
You’re going to regret that overindulgence in the morning, pal. A lack of support at a
time when you need it most. Friends let you down. Interference from an outside
source. Gossip and bickering. Someone is running their mouth about your business.
Affirmation: I celebrate life every day.
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Theme song: Ladies Night by Kool and the Gang
Journaling prompt: Where can you find joy and pleasure in your life right now? Focus
on something that makes you happy and journal about it.
Rap:
Get the crew together
Let’s celebrate
Time to chill
And conversate
Pop the bubbly
And give a toast
We be bossing up
Cause we da most.
It’s no secret
We on the verge
Big success
‘N living large.
So gather your peeps
And hit da club
Real true playas
Just warmin’ up.
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four of cups
So boredKeywords: boredom, apathy, withdrawal, discontent, rejection, offering, meditation
General meaning: You’ve pulled away to regroup. Why? Because what’s in front of
you hasn’t been satisfying. This is a period of contemplation and sorting out the
options. Everything seems stale and boring. Meh. Are you unable to see the cool stuff
right in front of your face? Maybe you’re just a malcontent. Rejecting. Pushing away
help. Either you’re a bummer or getting all Zen ‘n stuff.
Reversed: A new outlook. That mental/emotional breakthrough that you needed is at
hand. Voila – no more complacency. You’re getting a big ole sign from the Universe.
It’s like right there. Stop messing around and act on it. Getting back in the game after
some time away.
Affirmation: I choose to see the opportunities in front of me.
Theme song: Mope by Bloodhound Gang
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Journaling prompt: Find the most boring task you can imagine. Notice where your
mind goes when you are engaged in this task. Can you stay focused on the work at
hand or does your mind drift? Journal about your findings.
Rap:
So you decided you’re bored
And hate everything
What do you expect
Constant thrills and bling?
Drop that attitude
Let go of dat mope
You might just find
Dat yo’ life is dope.
You don’t really need
Swag every minute
Get back in da game
Jump right in it.
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five of cups
Good griefKeywords: disappointment, loss, hurt, sorrow, grieving, regret, depression
General meaning: You have suffered a loss and are now moving through the grieving
process. The pain is real and you must move through it. This card is all about deep
loss and regret. The energy here can get stuck in wallow mode. Can you forgive and
move on? There is something very good on the horizon but if you only choose to look
at what you have lost you will never be able to see what you can have. Put the water
under the bridge and start again.
Reversed: A whole new emotional outlook is at hand. It’s time to move on and let that
old shizz go. Recovery time, baby. You’re ready to get on with your life. Major healing
ahead. Forgiveness work.
Affirmation: I am ready to deal with my losses and regrets in a healthy manner.
Theme song: I’ll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy and Faith Evans
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Journaling prompt: Think of a time when you experienced a great loss. How did you
cope? What did you do to move forward? Journal about your process.
Rap:
Let’s talk a little bit bout the Five of Cups
Loss is part of growin’ up
You can’t avoid it or run away
Sooner or later every dog has his day
Even a thug has to feel some pain
No one is immune, we all the same
Learn from the grief but let it go
It’s all part of the journey, dig it yo.
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six of cups
Blast from da pastKeywords: pleasure, nostalgia, friendship, meeting, gifts, security, romance, the past,
reunion, childlike
General meaning: If you are in the market for love, you may be meeting a romantic
partner or being courted. This could be someone new but more often, it’s a suggestion
of a blast from the past or someone with whom you are already familiar. The energy
here is about returning to one’s roots. Whether that be an old love, a former job or old
memories, the past is calling. You may be receiving a gift – don’t look that gift horse in
the mouth. Say thank you.
Reversed: The energy moves from nostalgia to being hung up on the past. As in
constantly bitching about the present and longing for days gone by. Those good old
days may not be as good as you remember. It’s time to stop clinging to what was and
embrace what is. Any sort of emotional immaturity, yours or others, will hold you back
now. Man up and stop that b.s..
Affirmation: I respect the past but embrace the present moment.
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Theme song: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day
Journaling prompt: What have you learned from your past mistakes? What are your
takeaways that you can bring into the future for better decision making?
Rap:
You all hung up
Now dats a shame
You can’t go back
It ain’t da same
Wanna revisit?
Go ahead
But just remember
All that shit is dead.
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seven of cups
Decisions, decisionsKeywords: daydream, illusion, choices, fantasy, visions, options, hesitation, temptation,
bling
General meaning: You may be dreaming and scheming. Your head is in the clouds.
This is the card of daydreaming of what could be. Can you find a way to bring those
dreams down to earth and turn them into something tangible? The Seven of Cups can
also indicate having many choices before you like a kid in the candy store. It may be
difficult to figure out which is the right one at this time. Don’t make a rash decision. In a
romantic reading, this card can indicate commitment issues. “I don’t know what I want.”
Too much bling.
Reversed: Things are becoming clear at last. You now know what actions to take to
move your dreams forward. A choice may be made for you. On a negative note, this
could also indicate the end of a dream; being brought back to cold, hard reality.
Confusion. An overactive imagination.
Affirmation: I am willing to do what I can to make my dreams a reality.
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Theme song: Sweet Dreams by the Eurythmics
Journaling prompt: What dreams have you given up on? What are the dreams you
would like to bring to life? Journal about your dreams, both unrealized and desired.
Rap:
You got big dreams
But you lacking action
Gotta make a move
It’s da law of attraction
Big shizz happens
With a plan of attack
Show dem haters
Your visions ain’t whack.
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eight of cups
Walk awayKeywords: leaving, moving on, retreat, abandonment, travel, quest, solitary, journey;
withdrawal
General meaning: It may be time to move on. You’ve outgrown the current situation.
Sometimes a playa just needs a new perspective. What’s on the other side of that
mountain? You won’t know by staying in your comfort zone. Move along, little dogie.
You might be surprised at what you find – or learn about yourself. Going away. A great
card for hitting the road or leaving for a retreat. (In a negative spread, this can indicate
going to prison.)
Reversed: You’re not ready to leave. You keep going back to the scene of the crime.
What lesson are you clinging too? On the other hand, perhaps it is not time to walk
away just yet. Return to the situation until you fully understand it. Travel problems.
Having to turn around and go right back home. The prodigal son (or daughter or
wayward lover) returns.
Affirmation: I am ready to leave behind anything that is hindering my spiritual growth.
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Theme song: Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You by Led Zeppelin
Journaling prompt: What are you ready to leave? Where are you holding on? Why?
Journal about that shizz.
Rap:
I’m moving on
This shit is done
I was ready to go
When it stopped being fun
Whatever it was
It ain’t no more
Don’t stop me
I’m out that door
I gotz to leave
And I ain’t gonna lie
The grass is greener
On the other side
So step outta my way
And let me go
Staying here
Won’t help me grow
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But listen close
Cause here’s the deal
It was good but
I gotta keep it real.
I gotta do me
And you do you
That’s just life
We just passin’ through.
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nine of cups
Sitting prettyKeywords: wishes granted, indulgence, satisfaction, plenty, happiness, wealth, comfort,
security
General meaning: The Nine of Cups is traditionally known as the “wish fulfillment” card
and a good omen that you are going to get exactly what you want. Make a wish! Of
course, ever the practical sage, I like to add: be specific and careful because the
Universe is listening, yo. This card also speaks of feeling satisfied and comfortable.
You got what you need around you – and then some. Be grateful because you are
sitting oh-so-pretty at this moment.
Reversed: The energy goes from satisfaction to over indulgence. Suddenly, nothing is
enough and you’re going all Gordon Gecko greedy. Smugness. Party animal.
Overdoing things. Excess. Weight gain (consequences on all that extravagance).
Wishes unfulfilled. Or you got what you want and it turned out to be not so great.
Buyer’s remorse (or wisher’s remorse!). Laziness.
Affirmation: I am grateful for the abundance that surrounds me now.
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Theme song: I Wish by R Kelly
Journaling prompt: I’m a magic genie and I’m going to grant you three wishes. What
would be the most important ones for you?
Rap:
What you wishing for
What do you want?
Put that out there
And don’t say can’t.
A killer job or
A brand new car
Maybe you could be
The next rap star
Or maybe you want
A slammin’ girl like Barbie
Throw that wish in the well
Like Terence Trent D’arby
Believe in yo dreams
Keep your goals in your heart
But then be willing to work
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And do your part
The Universe helps
Those who believe
And work real hard
That’s how wishes are achieved.
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ten of cups
A happy endingKeywords: happiness, the happy ending, completion, support, family, celebration, “the
good life”, home, security, unity, harmony
General meaning: Pleasure and happiness. This card indicates that life is looking
good, particularly in domestic and family matters. There are many reasons to celebrate
now – even if only the simple joy of being with your loved ones. Support is present if
you need it. Whether this is for your home or work, the energy is “one big ole merry ‘n
harmonious family”. This card can also indicate a perfect wrap up to a situation.
Parties, celebrations, family reunions. Break out the bubbly and enjoy the upbeat vibe.
Reversed: Family troubles create a crack in the foundation. Squabbles and
disagreements make for a hellish home environment. The end of a good situation.
Disintegration of support. One of those icky family gatherings with the people you want
to see the least. The empty nest. The family from hell. Putting the fun in dysfunction.
Affirmation: I have all the love and support I need.
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Theme song: We Are Family by Sister Sledge
Journaling prompt: What does “family” or “home” mean to you?
Rap:
When you work real hard
And yo day is through
Time to hang with the fam
Or yo favorite crew
Cause it’s all about love
At the end of the day
It’s all dat matters
Don’t downplay
Give yo mom and dad
Some hella mad props
They brought you here
And raised you up
You wouldn’t be you
Without their genes
Spittin’ that truth
In my rap routine.
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page of cups
The wanted childKeywords: new love, love message, message from the heart or intuition, a well loved
child, fresh emotional start, infatuation
General meaning: The Page of Cups can indicate a love message or romantic
proposal may be coming your way. Someone is ready to express their feelings openly.
Someone wants to be your boo. Reach out and touch someone. New love. Who’s
crushing on you? A much wanted and very loved child may play an important role in the
situation.
Reversed: Romance without maturity. A flirtation that doesn’t go far. Emotionally
infantile or naive. Codependence. Getting a “Dear John” letter. Rejection. Let that
sucka go and move on. Experimenting with substances. A spoiled brat.
Affirmation: I am willing to express my feelings to my loved ones.
Theme song: Love Note by Huss Baby
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Journaling prompt: Write a love note to yourself.
Rap:
Here’s the deal:
When you know you feel
Show yo love
Be fo real
Say that fluffy stuff
Don’t be scared
Take a risk
Go awn ‘n share
Speak from the heart
And be sincere
Brave and open
All love, no fear.
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knight of cups
Prince CharmingKeywords: romance, chivalry, Prince Charming, leading with heart, taking action on
feelings, imagination
General meaning: The Knight of Cups is the Prince Charming, the “knight in shining
armour” that sweeps you off your feet in a romantic gesture. He’s sensitive, empathic
and perhaps a bit of a dreamer. A consummate gentleman, he is proof that chivalry is
not dead. This card can also be a reminder to let your heart lead your decisions.
Follow your deepest dreams.
Reversed: Prince Charming turns out to be a cad. An irresponsible, immature or
emotionally unavailable person. An inability to connect with the feelings. Deception and
manipulation. He appears seductive but on closer inspection, he’s a buster. Alcohol or
drug abuse. Take a pass on this one unless you enjoy enabling ‘n drama.
Affirmation: I bring my innermost dreams to life.
Theme song: Prince Charming by Adam and the Ants
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Journaling prompt: When have you been swept off your feet by love? Get out your
journal and write about your most romantic adventure ever.
Rap:
Wanna be this Knight
Be a big time playa
No chump change
Get down and major
You want to score
Take a chance
Dress real fly
Bring dat romance
Love ‘em hard
Like Romeo
Work dat game
Be da mack daddy, yo.
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queen of cups
Queen of heartsKeywords: sensitive, emotional, kind, intuitive, feminine, empathic, caring
General meaning: The Queen of Cups is the feminine ideal – soft and sensitive, she is
deeply nurturing. She has a strong connection to her intuition and most of her decisions
are made from the heart. She can express her feelings easily – both good and bad. A
softie. This card can represent a woman in your life with those qualities or it can indicate
energies that you are bringing to a situation. Tune into your feelings and let them guide
you. Your “boo”.
Reversed: A moody, whiny beyotch. Big time melodrama. A hot emotional mess.
Clingy and yucky. Baby mama drama. Being completely out of touch with your feelings
or everyone else’s. Hysteria. If you are looking for a delusional fatal attraction type,
you found ‘er. Addiction issues or codependence.
Affirmation: I am in touch with my sensitivity.
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Theme song: Queen of Hearts by Juice Newton (Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry for the
reversed Queen of Cups!)
Journaling prompt: When was the last time you totally trusted your heart? Journal
about a situation where you allowed your heart to make the decision.
Rap:
She be a lady
Might be yo boo
So emotional
And a little voodoo
Super sweet
And a little bit phat
You know you wanna
Go and tap dat
She’ll take good care
Of yo afflictions
This relationship
Might be addictive.
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king of cups
King of loveKeywords: love, compassion, mastery of emotions, capacity for giving, generosity,
creativity, paternal
General meaning: I often refer to this card as the “King of Love” when he comes up in
a reading. The King of Cups is the ultimate romantic ideal – caring, nurturing, patient
and loving. He’s the type of guy who makes great husband and father material. You
can also bet that he’ll be giving you his whole heart, ‘cause he’s a lover, not a fighter.
This guy is a real softie. This card can also indicate that you adapt the qualities of this
card: be sensitive, loving and nurturing. Like a “love boss.”
Reversed: Mr. Sulky is in da house. Love turns cold or whiny and your King of Love
becomes a pouty, dishonest jerk. Big time drama, amplified. Emotional vampire – or
emotionally unavailable. This can be a signal of addiction issues, especially when
combined with the Devil. Emotionally abusive. A wussy.
Affirmation: I nurture and guide those who need it.
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Theme song: King of Love by Dave Edmunds
Journaling prompt: In what way do you care for the needs of others? Journal about a
time when you put others first.
Rap:
This king won’t hold you back
He’s the one with da love attack
He might be fly he might be phat
But you know he won’t do you like dat
He only do you right
Be home with da kids at night
Make love make you feel allright
Do da dishes? He just might!
He love his crew but he love you too
This man knows how to treat his boo
You know he always gon come through
If you want straight up love, he’s for you.
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ace of wands
FirestarterKeywords: beginning, start, creativity, idea, offering, birth, renewal
General meaning: This card is always an omen of good things to come – whether that
be a new job, the birth of a child or a fantastic new idea, you can be sure that the Ace of
Wands is saying: hell yeah! Go for it, big time! A major offer or opportunity. The dream
job. The proposal. It’s all good, baby. The green light you’ve been waiting for has
arrived. You’ve arrived – debut your fine self and own that stage! This can also indicate
the beginning of a hot, sexy relationship. Ooh la la! Turning over a new leaf.
Reversed: This is a “hell no” and indicates that things (or you) are not ready to
manifest. Stuff is on hold and you’re gonna need to cool your jets, pal. Delays. Getting
a rejection notice. Impotence issues (bummer!). Force and brutality. Hard labor.
Affirmation: I am ready and willing to accept a new opportunity.
Theme song: Ready To Start by Arcade Fire
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Journaling prompt: When have you had a flash of creative insight? Write down your
best inspirations and ideas.
Rap:
You want a fresh start
What you waiting for
Go for dat shit
Get yer feet out the door
Seize dat day
Carpe Diem
Grab the ring
Go on beat em
The real magic is
In da hustle
Stop dat excuse
The world likes gusto
Opportunity knocks
It’s insistent
It only pass those by
Who are resistant
Today offers
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A brand new day
With lots of offers
And things at play
When your big break
Shows up at last
Put the pedal to the metal
And haul some ass.
Good things don’t come
To those who wait
It only works
With those who tempt fate.
Take the risk
Move like a boss
It be your gain
Not your loss.
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two of wands
Ready for actionKeywords: success, plans, security, advantageous position, control, travel, vision
General meaning: You’re in a great position. You’ve achieved an important goal and
are now ready for the next step. You have mastered the situation. You have more than
one option available to you. So what’s next? Start making plans and putting your road
map together. Planning your next trip. Dominion. Ruling the world like a boss! Going
global.
Reversed: You have to go back and finish what you’ve started. An unexpected twist
may have thrown you off course. Plans falling apart. Time to regroup and go with a
whole new strategy. Lack of vision, thinking small time. Being out of your comfort zone.
A delay in your trip. You may be staying home, dawg.
Affirmation: I am in control of my world.
Theme song: Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears
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Journaling prompt: What are your plans for the year ahead? What would you like to
see happen? Write your plan for next year down – then revisit your journal in a year
and see how far you’ve come.
Rap:
You got a grip
On yo situation
It’s time to pause
And plan for domination
What you want?
Whatcha gonna do?
What you need
To make yo move?
Kick on back and
Make dat phat plan
Show da world
That you da man.
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three of wands
The big pictureKeywords: expansion, success, support, vision, ship sailing in, opportunity coming,
travel, advantageous position
General meaning: You are now in the perfect position to begin planning your next
move. The Three of Wands signals the possibility for a major expansion. Whether this
be taking your career in a new direction or taking over the world, you can begin plotting
your next move. Don’t be thinking small – this card encourages big, epic visions. The
Three of Wands also can suggest an opportunity on the horizon. That ship you were
waiting on is in view. And if you’re looking to go on some sort of world tour, this card
says your plans will work out brilliantly. Hit the road, Jack!
Reversed: Back to the drawing board, dawg. Those plans are not gelling. It may be
that you lack the vision or the support to get things off the ground. You need to build up
more street cred before you take this thang forward. Delays and setbacks may plague
a perfectly good plan or trip. Seasickness. Thinking small time. Can’t be a balla if you
thinking like a chump.
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Affirmation: I am ready to expand my world. My potential is unlimited.
Theme song: I Can See Clearly Now by Jimmy Cliff
Journaling prompt: Write down your vision for the year ahead. Where do you see
yourself? What will you be doing? Where are you ready to expand?
Rap:
The time is ripe
Fo’ yo’ next move
Don’t be shy
Whatcha gonna do?
You got a plan
Big phat vision
Going off
Like nuclear fission
It’s coming close
Eyes on da horizon
Dis be real
Your shizz be thrivin’
Don’t stop now
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No complication
You on your way
World domination.
Yo.
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four of wands
Happy happy joy joyKeywords: victory, harmony, happiness, celebration, homecoming, home, ceremony,
party
General meaning: I always see this card as a happy omen when it shows up. This is
the victory dance at the end of the touchdown, the joy of returning home for the
holidays, the sign of a fruitful union, the celebration for a job well done. Harmony and
happiness in all endeavors. Life is sweet and there are more reasons to celebrate than
commiserate. A triumphant return to the old hood. A kickback with your closest peeps.
Reversed: Still positive but it can indicate leaving home or moving out. This can also
be the surprise party or an event that has a twist to it. Again, still positive and a sign
that stuff is moving ahead, even if a delay to the outcome. Keep on truckin’ and you’ll
be tossing some confetti and throwing back with your crew soon enough.
Affirmation: I have so many reasons to celebrate.
Theme song: Celebration by Kool and the Gang
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Journaling prompt: When is the last time you celebrated your good fortune? Write
about what you did, what goal or event you were commemorating, and who was
present.
Rap:
You played a good game
Now it’s time to collect
The victory party
Yo, represent
Everyone be cheering
And kicking back
Coming home a hero
And that’s a fact
You might throw down
With your tightest crew
You a steezemachine
It’s all about you.
Party down
Like the baddest host
And git all crunk
It be wylin’, totes.
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five of wands
Stiff competitionKeywords: competition, fight, game, opposition, conflict, aggression, change, power
struggle, rivalry, assertiveness, dog eat dog, bullies
General meaning: Be aware of competition but don’t be afraid of it. Power struggles
may be brewing. Opposition to ideals. A spirited debate or match is good for the soul
and will prevent complacency. Jump into it and give it your all. Real true playas
welcome a good bout and never shy away from it. Get in the game and show them who
da real boss is. Kicking ass and taking names. Taking on a bunch of punk ass bullies.
Reversed: The struggle comes to an end or someone gives up and walks away.
Cowardice. Besting the competition. Grudge match. Restarting an old conflict – and
for what? The spoils may not go to the victor but to the one who is wise enough to say
“enough”. Someone may be trying to jock your fresh – brush your shoulders off and
ignore that biter.
Affirmation: I am pursuing my goals with vigor and complete confidence.
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Theme song: Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
Journaling prompt: How do you feel about competition? Do you fear it or welcome it?
What you fighting? What kind of competitor are you? Journal about your feelings about
competition.
Rap:
You gonna fight
Or just back on down
When you be confronted
By a group o’ clowns
If you in it to win it
You put up yo fists
And show those biters
That you be pissed
The strongest playa
Don’t sit and grin
He grabs his swag
And jumps right in
Word to the wise
Word on the street
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Haters mean muggin’
They ass get beat.
Cause trill be tough
And spitting game
And grimey bustas
Are rolling lame
The only way to deal
Is to show they front
And bang it out
Slam it dunk.
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six of wands
The winner’s circleKeywords: victory, triumph, leadership, win, advancement, achievement, support, finish
line
General meaning: Victory is at hand. You’re getting ready to step into the winner’s
circle. Be sure to thank all the fine supporters who helped you to achieve your goal. A
good leader never forgets their hired guns. Getting back in the saddle again. Bossing
up. Moving forward. Leader of the pack. Big wins. You’re a champion, baby – now act
like one.
Reversed: Everything moves in fits and starts. Spurting progress. A retreat from a
battle. Epic fail. Your support turns around and walks away. Betrayal from your closest
allies. Plans go sideways. What seemed like an easy win turns out to be a hard fought
battle. Abandoning ship or a cause. Trojan horse. The fall from grace.
Affirmation: I easily achieve my goals.
Theme song: We Are The Champions by Queen
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Journaling prompt: Where do you need to lead? Where can you gather more
support? Where are you offering support? Journal about your feelings regarding
leadership and support.
Rap:
You be riding high
With yo right hand man
Cruising forward
In full command
Leading the pack
That’s how it gonna be
Soon be macking
Tasting sweet victory.
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seven of wands
King o’ the hillKeywords: challenge, struggle, defense, battle, stand, overwhelm, assertive,
boundaries, bullies, courage, resistance
General meaning: It’s time to take a stand. Gather your courage muscles and stand
up for what you believe in. This is about asserting yourself, no matter what the odds
may be. Take a defensive posture. Push back. If you want to win the battle, you must
engage fully. Keeping the wolves at bay. Fighting the good fight. Resisting the powers
that be. Rage against the machine. Fight da man!
Reversed: Wussing out. Giving in or giving up. Getting a beat down. Losing the will to
fight on. Retreat. Being overcome by the enemy. Strong bullies that arrive with
reinforcement. Weak boundaries. Fitting in rather than standing out. Getting in over
your head. You let your enemies best your sorry ass. Win some, lose some. Better luck
next time, pal.
Affirmation: I am willing to defend my self.
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Theme song: We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister
Journaling prompt: When someone challenges your beliefs, how do you react?
When have you needed to stick to your guns? Journal about a time where you needed
to assert yourself.
Rap:
When da chips are down
And da man wanna fight
You gonna turn tail ‘n run
Or use yo’ might?
Stand tall ‘n deliver
A knock out punch
Assert yo self
Git it crunk.
Work dat fire, dawg.
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eight of wands
Speed of lightKeywords: movement, travel, news, speed, swiftness
General meaning: Things are moving at warp speed. If you have experienced a lull,
it’s now full on, baby. Quick movement. A whirlwind romance. Progress at last. A
project is moving forward towards completion. Important news arrives. One of the best
cards for travel. If this shows up in your reading, get ready to pack those bags.
Reversed: And progress stalls. Things begin to move at a crawl. Traffic jams. Pulling
back after some initial progress. Going on strike. Filibuster. Backing out of a situation.
Travel plans cancel. (Personal note: I once pulled this right before I was supposed to
go on a trip. I sat for three days in the airport.)
Affirmation: I am moving forward with quickness and precision.
Theme song: The Distance by Cake
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Journaling prompt: How are you moving forward in your life? Where are you stalled?
Where are you rushing without thinking of the consequences?
Rap:
Jack be nimble and Jack be quick
Jack be moving like eight big sticks
Ya got yo guap now don’t look back
Bust a move or you might get jacked.
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nine of wands
ParanoidKeywords: defense, preparation, completion, paranoia, protection, boundaries, distrust
General meaning: You have learned a big time lesson and although you are moving
on, what is the takeaway from that experience? Have you done the work to the wound
or did you just slap a bandaid on it? It’s time to move on and make a mental note: don’t
do that again. Lessons learned. School of hard knocks. Trust issues. If you feel
someone is trying to salt your game, don’t ignore the vibe. Watch your back.
Reversed: Drop your defenses and stop being a suspicious Aloyisus. If you keep
acting like you don’t trust the Universe, you cannot expect results. Have faith. Let
down your guard. Isolation ends. Reopening an old psychic wound. Don’t be acting so
sketch. Mean muggin’. Throwing shade. Shifty business.
Affirmation: I am safe.
Theme song: Paranoid by Black Sabbath
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Journaling prompt: What does it mean to have “boundaries”? What boundaries do
you have in place? How do you protect your energy? Get out that journal and write,
man.
Rap:
When you surrounded by haters
That be throwing shade
You gotta arm yourself
Or you gotta fade
You learned it once
Why learn it twice?
Protect yo’ neck
Stop actin’ nice
Front out those fakes
With their lame bitch moves
Don’t be no sucka
Don’t be no fool
The one left standing
Will surely dominate
While the others be left
With nothing but playa hate.
Fo shizzle!
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ten of wands
Beast of burdenKeywords: oppression, burden, heaviness, hard work, weight, responsibilities, duty
General meaning: This card is about being weighed down with too many
responsibilities, hard work or burdens. Whatever the case may be, your load is heavy
duty. Hard labor. There is an end in sight but it may be hard to see at this time. The
Ten of Wands is also about oppression. How are you being held down? How can you
express yourself and stand up for your rights? Fight the power or be held down by it.
Trying to “do it all.”
Reversed: The big release. Finally saying no to “just one more thing.” Standing tall in
the face of oppression or hate. Liberation from the oppressor. Courage in the face of
injustice. The goal is reached and you don’t have to be hustling so hard. Taking a break
after a long, hard slog. Take this job and shove it.
Affirmation: I work hard towards my goals and remember to rest when my work is
done.
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Theme song: Heavy by Collective Soul
Journaling prompt: What burdens are you currently carrying? Which responsibilities
do not belong to you? How can you release some of that extra weight? Journal about
burdens and release.
Rap:
We living in hard times
Some might take advantage
Some might carry it all
Some might barely manage
When they put that weight on you
How you gonna be?
You gonna suck it up and do it
Or fight dat tyranny
When the heavy come down
It ends up on yo back
Resist dat iron hand
Or there’s no turning back
Take the shackles off
No need for dat oppression
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State your case out loud
Be the face of self expression.
Don’t let anyone ever put you down, dawg.
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page of wands
Rebel with a causeKeywords: new creative energy, message, feisty youth, creative seed, new passion,
education, student, exciting news, rebellious, a spark
General meaning: A new creative beginning awaits. You’re planting a seed that my
grow into something amazing. Writing, art, music – whatever the medium you choose,
this is a good sign that your work will continue to flourish. The Page of Wands can also
represent a fiery and enthusiastic child who loves physical activity and being on the go.
A good student, they may also be a leader amongst their peers. They may also have a
bit of a rebellious streak. This card can also indicate good news on the way and is a
particularly positive omen if you are waiting on a job offer. An exciting new project,
endeavor or passion. The spark of an idea or an attraction.
Reversed: Rebel without a cause. A young person heading down the wrong path.
Slacker. Immaturity. Struggling at school. Gang banger. Impulsive, rash
communication. Hot head. Bad news. You may be hearing the very thing you didn’t
want to hear. Dishonesty. Someone may be pulling your chain. Lackluster – no spark.
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Affirmation: I am planting new seeds and am willing to learn how to grow them.
Theme song: Rebel Rebel by David Bowie.
Journaling prompt: What is your greatest passion? What new passions would you
like to explore?
Rap:
A brand new idea
Get on that hustle
Learn the ropes
Work it like Russell
Plant that seed
And watch it grow
Your passion may
Produce mad guap, yo.
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knight of wands
The mover ‘n shakerKeywords: passion, motivation, mover + shaker, enthusiasm, fire, phallic energy, lust,
action
General meaning: This fiery fellow is bound to add some real heat and action when he
shows up in a tarot reading. The Knight of Wands is all about pursuing the dream with
vigor and enthusiasm. Move forward with confidence towards your goals. This is the
time for focused and swift action. The energy is also sexy and very phallic – a sign that
your lust is about to get awakened in a big way. Ready for some steamy nights? It’s so
on, shawty. Adventure time!
Reversed: All heat but no real fire. Comes on strong but fades out fast. Erectile
dysfunction. The passion becomes anger and impulse instead. Unrestrained lust – can
be a cheater. Thinking with the “other head”. He’s not that into you. Rebelling for no
damn reason at all. Big talker with nothing to back it up. Lack of enthusiasm. Meh.
The fast track to dullsville.
Affirmation: I am moving towards my goals with passion and enthusiasm.
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Theme song: I’m On Fire by Bruce Springsteen
Journaling prompt: What passion are you ready to ignite? Journal it, yo.
Rap:
Walk real swift
Carry a big stick
Bring that heat
But don’t be a dick
Action and passion
It’s a curious mix
Fire it up
This beat be sick.
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queen of wands
Baby, you’re a fireworkKeywords: creative, passion, power, courage, fire, feminine power
General meaning: The Queen of Wands is the keeper of the flame. She’s confident,
strong, courageous and intense. When this card shows up in a tarot reading, you may
be called to embody those qualities. Are you ready to nurture that creative fire that
burns in your belly? Put your energy into manifesting your dreams. You have the
power to make big things happen, and all it takes is a commitment to your passion.
This card can also represent a feisty and hot woman who’s about to add some heat to a
situation.
Reversed: A passion that is waning or dying out. Lack of care or enthusiasm leads to
a big fat nothing. The energy turns angry and tempestuous. Or the opposite: no real
fire. Coldness. A dud. A hard woman with a bitchy personality. The Devil wears Prada.
A cocktease.
Affirmation: I am powerfully creative. I trust and stoke my inner creative fire.
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Theme song: Firework by Katy Perry
Journaling prompt: How will you nurture your creative fire today? Journal about the
fire the burns in your belly.
Rap:
She may just be
The strongest Queen
Sitting there
All fly ‘n serene
She owns her power
And her flame burns clean
But push dat button
And she might go mean.
She knows she’s hot
Watch her preen
She’s da baddest bitch
You ever seen.
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king of wands
Packing heatKeywords: mastery, passion, fiery, creativity, courage, power, bravado, leadership, heat
General meaning: The King of Wands is the master of fire. This passionate chap is
one brave, charismatic ball of hotness. Super yang. Macho to the core. Cocksure.
He’s got swagger and can lead like a real boss. Talks powerfully, carries a big stick.
When this card makes an appearance in your reading, it can indicate that you need to
embody the vibration of strong, creative leadership (and a little swerve to your step
won’t hurt either). This card can also indicate a major playa who has all the moves. If
you’re looking to add a little flavor to your game, he may just be the mack daddy you’ve
been waiting for. He’s going to bring big time heat.
Reversed: The fire is out. Leadership turns weak – or becomes dictator-like. Bully.
Lack of manliness. Erectile disfunction. Dude goes from super hot to nothing more
than a broke, big mouthed buster. Cannot hold up his end of the bargain.
Irresponsibility. All swag, nothing to back it up. Shady. Leading with his other head.
Egomaniac. Sexist bastard. A cheater.
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Affirmation: I lead with passion and courage.
Theme song: Moves Like Jagger – Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera
Journaling prompt: When have you needed to step up to the plate and take control of
a situation? How did you feel about your use of power? Journal about that stuff, yo.
Rap:
Now don’t be hating on
The King of Wands
He’s got the goods
That the ladies want
He be looking so slick
With his bling rope dope
You know you can’t compete
So give it up, yo.
Dude so hot
He be spittin’ game
Make the other clowns
Look like they be lames
Step on back
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He owns da room
Big time playa
Learn from his moves.
Word.
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ace of swords
The a-ha momentKeywords: new thoughts, mental breakthrough, a-ha moments, ideas, new mental
stimulation, truth, willpower, beginning of conflict, surgery
General meaning: This is the big time mental breakthrough that you’ve been waiting
for. The air clears and you see the light at last. The “aha” moment. Fresh ideas and
new ways of viewing things. If you find yourself in a debate, you will be able to make
your point. Mental sharpness and the ability to cut through the crap. Cutting the head
off the hydra. Truth will set you free. Surgery. A new job with more mental stimulation.
This card can also indicate the beginning of a conflict – make sure you are armed well,
homie.
Reversed: Power plays that turn ugly. Mental aggression, blockages or stress. Can’t
see clearly. Your vision is blocked. Mental chaos. The inability to let go. Dishonesty;
speaking with a forked tongue. Fighting unfairly. All promises, no follow through.
Wussing out. Loss of the battle (and your street cred). Stick a fork in it, you’re done.
Affirmation: I speak my truth with conviction and power.
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Theme song: Gonna Change My Way of Thinking by Bob Dylan
Journaling prompt: Where do you feel stuck mentally? How are you obsessing or
worrying? Journal it out, dawg.
Rap:
It’s a brand new day
To start again
To change your ways
And stop triflin’
Don’t be wiggin’
Or actin’ a foo
Claim dat power
It looks good on you
Let that old thinking
Hit the door
Shake that salt
You ain’t bugging no more
Cause you see the truth
And spit it too
You see da light
Straight up break through!
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two of swords
StandstillKeywords: decisions, waiting, solitude, blocked, balance, truce, contemplation
General meaning: The path ahead may not be clear at this time. You need more time
and space to weigh out your options. The answer you seek will come after more
reflection. This is not the time to take bold action – instead, sit with your situation for a
bit until you have a better sense of what needs to be done. Time out. Emotional
blockages. Vision problems. An inability to make a decision. The middle ground.
Keeping the peace. Trying to be all like Switzerland ‘n stuff.
Reversed: The wait is over and action resumes. You are able to see exactly what
needs to be done. Absolute clarity. No second guessing. Movement at last. Seeing
the light. A decision may be made for you. Getting off your ass and making stuff
happen. A lighter load. Taking sides.
Affirmation: I make decisions that feel right for me.
Theme song: Should I Stay or Should I Go? by The Clash
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Journaling prompt: When have you felt completely torn between two options? What
emotions did that situation evoke? Journal about difficult decisions and the emotions
that come with that.
Rap:
You can’t see straight? Then meditate
Sit yo ass right down and contemplate
It may seem all heavy like a ten ton weight
Divide it up, let it percolate
The answers come when you hesitate
And sit with it, let them wait
Create your own sell by date
Your decisions made may seal yo fate.
When they push you hard don’t take the bait
You in charge, circumnavigate
Take time out to inner operate
It’s yo life; keep it straight.
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three of swords
HeartbreakerKeywords: sorrow, heartbreak, separation, loss, disappointment, ending, divorce, hurt,
pain, heart trouble, depression
General meaning: Sadness and heartbreak. The big time let down. Breaking up is
hard to do. Tears will flow. Deep wound. When this card shows up in a reading, it’s a
sign that things may be turning sideways. Strong emotions, namely depression, sorrow,
or anger. This is one of the strongest indicators of divorce or a relationship ending.
Getting dumped. Betrayal. Surgery. Back stabbing, triflin’ behavior. Hurt feelings.
Reversed: Healing the hurt. Recovery. Letting go after a major disappointment or loss.
The storm is parting and the silver lining arrives. The dark cloud lifts. A new outlook.
Attitude adjustment. The end of a hard, emotional period. Reconciliation. Physical
healing. Apologizing.
Affirmation: I can use my pain as a tool for growth.
Theme song: Un-Break My Heart by Toni Braxton
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Journaling prompt: When have you been deeply hurt? How have you hurt others?
Write about hurt – both being hurt and causing hurt.
Rap:
Your boo broke your heart
Now you living apart
Dat pain is real
But you gotta heal
Look in the mirror
And dry those tears
Time to move on
He ain’t the one
Face the fact
Your love was whack
He was acting grimey
And all two-timey
Although you feeling rough
He wasn’t good enough
Hold your head up high
And say buh-bye.
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four of swords
Resting upKeywords: rest, recovery, meditation, planning, healing, solitude, retreat,
contemplation
General meaning: It’s time to rest. Put all actions aside and chill out for a minute. A
necessary time out. A period of quiet to rethink plans. Contemplation and meditation
bring clarity. Planning the next move carefully. Silent retreat. This card can indicate
dealing with hospitals, rehab, or other places of recovery. It can also indicate a funeral.
A hideout.
Reversed: Back to work. Getting back in action or back in the game again. Moving
forward with a plan. Back in the saddle again. Restlessness. An inability to sit still.
Anxiety. If other cards support it, it can be a forced exile. Being isolated involuntarily.
Quarantine.
Affirmation: I think before I act.
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Theme song: The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel – or Relax by Frankie Goes
To Hollywood
Journaling prompt: Take a day off from your duties and the world wide web and just
relax. Notice how it feels to unplug. Do you enjoy the quiet – or does it get you antsy?
Journal about your experience.
Rap:
The cure for inner riot
Is retreating into quiet
Pull away from the fray
Slow it down for just a day
Take the time to think and heal
You’ll find some new ways to deal
It ain’t lazy to take a chill
It’s the only way to keep it real.
Word.
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five of swords
Fighting dirtyKeywords: war, hostility, dishonesty, severity, conquest, theft, victory, hurt
General meaning: Never a good card to see in a reading because this is the victory
through deceit. Shady actions lead to pain. Hostile takeover. Taking that which doesn’t
belong to you. Sneaky, underhanded methods. Winning at all costs, with no regard for
who gets hurt. Sore winners. Dirty tricks. War or politics (including nasty office
politics). Treacherous, triflin’ shit disturbers. Untrustworthy. Divide ‘n conquer. Violence.
To the victors go the spoils. Rip off. Bullies.
Reversed: All lies come out in the open. Getting caught. The end of a conflict. Truce.
Fronting out a faker. Evil plans thwarted. Helping victims. Amnesty. Making shit right
again. Being real. Storm clouds passing. The end to a war in sight. Staying on your
side of the fence. Staking out territory. Walking away from a no-win situation. Peace
after a violent act.
Affirmation: No matter what is happening around me, I stand strong in my truth.
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Theme song: Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2
Journaling prompt: When have you been completely blindsided by someone else’s
actions? How do you handle conflict – especially conflict that may involve violence or
dishonesty? Have you ever used underhanded means to achieve a victory? Journal it
out, dawg.
Rap:
Who you hanging with?
Whose yo crew?
Can you trust them dawgs
Or will they screw you?
Things seem fine
Then you turn yo back
They mad doggin’ you
And be acting whack
If you wasting yo time
With a triflin’ bunch
Don’t be shocked
By that sucka punch
Step off dat trip
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You don’t need no war
Leave the sneaks behind
Show them the door
They acting all gully
But you know the truth
They only talk tough
To get approved
Brush yo shoulders off
Do better than that
Shake them off
Bein’ fo real is where it’s at.
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six of swords
Smooth sailingKeywords: transition, movement, change, journey, travel, passage, moving on
General meaning: You are in the middle of a transition. A passage is ahead. Leaving
behind a painful situation. It’s time to move on. There is a safe harbor on the horizon.
Smooth sailing. Progress after a struggle. You’re in good hands – trust that you’ll be
well supported on your journey. A good card for travel or any sort of movement.
Sadness passing, healing ahead. Don’t look back, dawg. Burn rubber.
Reversed: Getting stuck in the same old same old. Stagnancy. Going back to the
scene of the crime. Fear of travel. You cannot see a way out of the problems. Making
the same mistake again. Lack of clarity. Moving or travel drama. Traffic jam. Coming
back. The not-so-triumphant return. Your support or lack thereof may be undermining
your growth. Chuck those fools who are holding you back.
Affirmation: I am ready to move forward.
Theme song: Moving Out by Billy Joel
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Journaling prompt: Think of a time in your life when you had to leave behind a
situation or person. What emotions did you feel? Did you have support as you made
this transition? Do you have a different perspective on the situation now that you are
away from it? Journal it out.
Rap:
You ready dead set
To leave yo hood
Put dat drama
Behind you for good
You got yo crew
And a slick azz whip
Get dat move on
Give ‘em the slip.
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seven of swords
Getting away with itKeywords: theft, stealth, cunning, rip off, sneak, dishonesty, half assed effort
General meaning: Taking shizz that don’t belong to you. This is the card of thieving,
conniving, and sneaky actions. Copycats and biters. Bullshitters. Rip offs and con
games. Criminal activity. Are you trying to get away with something you know you
shouldn’t be doing? This card can also indicate a need to fly under the radar – a
situation may be calling for stealth moves. It can also represent a half assed effort due
to cutting corners and haste.
Reversed: Getting caught in the act. Going back to the scene of the crime. Returning
stolen goods. Fessing up. Coming clean. Not getting away with the deed.
Punishment. Revisiting a situation to make things right. Cleaning up. Doing time for
your crime. Do the right thing.
Affirmation: I resolve to do the right thing, even if the other way looks easier.
Theme song: Been Caught Stealing by Jane’s Addiction
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Journaling prompt: Have you ever gotten away with something? How did that feel?
Journal about your sneakiest moment, badass.
Rap:
You been sneaking around
Like some sort of spy
Creeping and half steppin’
And just getting by
But yo shifty self
Better clean up dat act
Cause yo grimey moves
Ain’t fixin’ to last.
Sooner or later
The hammer goes down
And you’ll be beastin and pleading
Like a busted ass clown
Do the right thing
And keep it trill
When you roll like that
It all be chill.
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eight of swords
TrappedKeywords: restriction, limitation, stuck, bound, isolation
General meaning: An inability to move forward. Things have come to a standstill. Self
imposed prison. Being in a position where you are unable to do a thing. Stuck with
your current circumstances. Not in control. Getting caught in your shit. Feeling cut off
from others. Unable to see the way out of a predicament. What have you gotten yourself
into? Answers lie within.
Reversed: Liberation at last! Release. Ties are cut. Rising above your limits. Seeing
the way out. Mental breakthroughs. Getting yourself out of a sticky situation. No
restraint. Escape. Freedom to move about and do what you want.
Affirmation: I am always able to find a way.
Theme song: Man in the Box by Alice in Chains
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Journaling prompt: What limits are you currently placing on yourself? How can you
move through those restraints? Journal about your exit plan, yo.
Rap:
You got in a jam
And you can’t get out
Sit for a minute
Don’t fuss about
You can’t see straight
So wait a bit
You’ll know when
It’s safe to split.
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nine of swords
Losin’ sleepKeywords: pain, worry, sleeplessness, stress, backstabbing, depression, illness
General meaning: When the Nine of Swords appears in a reading, it’s a sign that life
may be getting under your skin. Sleepless nights and depression may be affecting your
quality of life. Nightmares. What pain are you dealing with? Consumed by worry.
Mental problems. Isolation. Difficult endings. Getting knifed in the back. Feeling like
the victim. Crying the blues. I have also seen this card indicate illness, hospital stays –
or rehab if combined with The Devil. Mental suffering.
Reversed: An period of worry comes to an end. Stress relief at last. Finding your way
through a difficult situation. Healing. Facing the truth. Rest. Recovery from illness.
The worst is over, dawg. Seeing the light or the way out. Even reversed, this card can
still indicate depression.
Affirmation: I face my deepest fears and heal them.
Theme song: Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
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Journaling prompt: What is your main source of worry? What do you lose sleep over?
What keeps you up at night? Journal out that mental stress and then burn the paper.
Rap:
Life is tough
And joy is gone
It may be hard
To move along
When you’re feeling down
And full of fear
You wanna stay in bed
And disappear
Don’t do it alone
Seek some help
That be yo key
To getting well
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ten of swords
It’s all over nowKeywords: ending, treachery, pain, defeat, new horizons, failure, undoing, betrayal,
ruin, finality
General meaning: Stick a fork in it, it’s done. The complete and utter ending, with a
side order of pain. It’s all over now. Singing that swan song. Accept that things are
done and move on. Ruination at the hands of another. Failure. The expiration date
arrives. Enemies. Backstabbing, triflin’ haters. Hitting rock bottom. Misfortune. Relapse.
Light at the end of a tunnel of hurt. Physically, this card can indicate back surgery or
back pain.
Reversed: Healing of an old wound. Recuperation from surgery or illness. The fresh
start after a period of pain. The promise of a new day. Rebooting. Recovery. Forgiving
a traitor. Being the bigger man. Turn the other cheek. Picking yourself up after an epic
failure and finding the courage to start over. Seeking redemption. It ain’t over til it’s
over.
Affirmation: I am willing to release the past and start again.
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Theme song: The End by The Doors
Journaling prompt: Think about a time when you tasted defeat. How did you cope?
What did you learn from the experience? How did you recover and move on? Journal
that heavy stuff, dawg.
Rap:
You got an enemy
Or maybe a few
Triflin’ backstabbers
Wanna ruin you
Stick in dat knife
Twist it around
Grimey bitch move
Face down on the ground
This may be an end
But it don’t need to be
Brush yo shoulders off
And let them be
Shake the spot
And start it fresh
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Even if you fail
It don’t mean death.
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page of swords
The truth tellerKeywords: defense, truth, legal, sharp thinking, spirited and willful child, new ideas
General meaning: Important news may be coming your way. Prepare to hear the
truth. If you are seeking the facts in any situation, stand strong and continue to push
forward. The truth is at hand. Situations may demand sharp, critical thinking. You may
find yourself needing to defend your thoughts or ideas. Mounting a legal defense. A
need for an attorney to look things over. This card can indicate new ideas or new ways
of thinking. It can also represent a strong willed and spunky child who will keep you on
your toes. Making an oath. Truth seekers.
Reversed: A shaky defense – or an overly defensive posture. Lack of logic.
Viciousness and cruelty. Not facing the facts. A weak argument. Legal or tax issues.
Being unable or unwilling to speak the truth. Cowardly actions. Foggy thinking.
Stealing someone else’s ideas. A bratty, rebellious child. Temper tantrums. Bad news.
Breaking vows. Getting revenge. Vindictiveness.
Affirmation: Truth is my weapon.
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Theme song: Policy Of Truth by Depeche Mode
Journaling prompt: Think of a time when you needed to speak your truth. Journal
about that experience. Was it scary? Were you believed? What advice would you give
someone else in the same situation?
Rap:
Spit dat truth
And strike a pose
Defend yo self
Against dose foes
Ideas be big
And word is bond
Watch yo back
Don’t be pawned
Think on yo feet
You gots to be sharp
Others be fakin’
You know dats warp
A playa stands tall
And uses dat sword
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Sometimes that be
Just your word.
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knight of swords
The sharp shooterKeywords: mental aggression, bold communication, pushing forward, assertiveness,
haste, truth teller, debate, mental challenge
General meaning: When this card comes up, you can be sure that someone (even
you) is working over time to make sure they are heard. This is all about strong, bold
communication. It’s the card you want to see when you need an aggressive attorney
defending your case. The Knight of Swords always makes his point, even if he pisses
people off along the way. This card can also represent moving quickly towards the goal
or vantage point. Strong, intense fighting and aggressive strategies. Truth seeker. A
crusader. In love, it’s a young man who enters the picture quickly, brings excitement
and stirs things up.
Reversed: Mental aggression becomes cruelty. Words that wound. A deliberate attack.
An act of vengeance. An out of control situation or person. The sharpness turns dull.
A dullard or blowhard. Intolerance. A person who may be trying to push their truth or
world view onto others. A total prick. This card can sometimes indicate a mentally and/
or physically abusive partner. Violence. Police brutality. Fighting unfairly. Passive
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aggressive. Ill conceived plans. Cowardice. Abuse of power. Criminal behavior.
Ruthlessness. A bitch move. Shifty behavior. Thug. Sucker punch.
Affirmation: I speak my truth but still respect other people’s truths.
Theme song: Street Fighting Man by The Rolling Stones (PS the Rage Against The
Machine version is darker and awesome)
Journaling prompt: Have you ever felt a need to defend your point of view in an
aggressive manner? How do you react to people who come at you in that way? Write
about a time you had a heated debate with someone.
Rap:
Draw that sword
Who you gonna fight
Are you ready to defend
What you think is right
Take the reins and charge
Don’t look back
Go in strong
Massive plan of attack
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Make your point
Hit that vein
If they don’t get it
Do it again
What’s fair is fair
Never lead with fiction
Express your truth
With full conviction.
Word.
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queen of swords
Killer queenKeywords: intelligence, logic, sharpness, thought leader, self-sufficient, air, clear sight
General meaning: The Queen of Swords is the feminine thought leader. She is quick
witted, intellectual, and clear sighted. She is ruled by logic, not her heart. That does not
mean that she’s heartless, she simply wants to make sure that things make sense. A
keen judge, she is always about what is fair. When this card shows up in your reading,
you may be called to embody those characteristics. This can sometimes manifest as
criticism and bluntness. Speaking the truth at all cost, unworried about who gets hurt.
Judge Judy.
Reversed: The energy turns cold and ruthless. Frigid. Vindictive and catty. She’ll cut
a bitch! A bitter world view. Unable to see the positive. This card can also indicate
someone who speaks with a forked tongue. Backstabber. Dishonesty. Unable to
control anger. Lack of compassion. Unable to understand someone else’s feelings.
Triflin’. A hater. Black widow.
Affirmation: I speak my truth with absolute confidence. I get my point across clearly.
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Theme song: Killer Queen by Queen
Journaling prompt: How do you communicate with others? Are you clear and to the
point? Or do you hesitate to speak your truth? How can you get your message across
better? Journal it out, yo.
Rap:
Who da baddest bitch of all the courts?
Look no further than dat Queen of Swords.
She’s fly, she’s tough, she might bewitch
But get in her way and she’ll cut a bitch!
She might seem cold but don’t get her wrong
She’ll have your back all day long
She ain’t fooling around with haters and lames
She only about truth and spitting game
If you wanna roll with her you can’t be ratched
Step up yo game and she’ll sho match it.
Word to yo’ mother!
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king of swords
King of painKeywords: thought leader, logic, clear headed, intellectual, fairness, truth, mental
sharpness
General meaning: The head rules the heart when this card arrives in a reading.
Emotions are out of the equation for the King of Swords. It’s Mr. Spock time. Thoughts
are communicated masterfully and intelligently. After all, this is the thought leader. The
master of clear thinking. Mentally sharp and tough with an ability to cut to the quick.
Witty but at times blunt. The truth seeker. If it doesn’t make sense, it’s a lie. This card
can describe a powerful man, who works in a professional capacity (such as a lawyer).
He brings truth and fairness as well as an intellectual edge to every situation. This is
the dude to have in your corner when you’re ready to stop fiddling around and get down
to business.
Reversed: The logic turns cruel and merciless. Cruelty, maliciousness, and merciless.
A cold, calculating mind hell bent on getting what they want no matter who seems to be
standing in the way. A cynic. Con artist. White collar criminal. Someone who is unable
to have any empathy at all. Unrepentant. Deceptive legal maneuvers. Corrupt
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politicians. Bribery. Someone who operates by a different code of ethics. Abuse of
power. Physically and mentally abusive. This can also indicate that you need to take a
ruthless approach to a situation. Gettin’ all thuggish.
Affirmation: I always operate from a place of clarity and truth.
Theme song: The Logical Song by Supertramp
Journaling prompt: Does your heart lead your head – or vice versa? How do you
know when to listen to the emotions versus the logic? Ponder, then journal it out, yo.
Rap:
Walking a fine line
Between heart and head
If you missing one
You might be dead
You gotta know when
To be a badass thug
And when to git down
And cut a rug
Handle that sword
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With cautious hands
Cut through the bull
But still understand
The one who wields
The biggest sword
Is the one who always
Keeps his word.
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ace of pentacles
New moneyKeywords: new financial opportunity, raise, new job, windfall, wealth, new path
General meaning: The Ace of Pentacles represents a new financial beginning. This
could be a new job, promotion, windfall, or a new way of making money. It’s a sign that
things are changing for the better, especially in regards to finances. Abundance and
prosperity. Getting on the right path. New sources of income. This can also indicate a
major purchase or investment. Manifesting big goals. An auspicious opportunity. Bling.
Livin’ large.
Reversed: Feeling stressed out about money. Greed. Lack of generosity. An
opportunity delayed – or not as lucrative as originally thought. Unexpected major
expense. Too much focus on material things. Dubious ways of making a living.
Laundering money. Promissory note. Trying to collect from a broke ass. Taking what
doesn’t belong to you. Chump change. A hand out.
Affirmation: I am open to receive the very best the Universe has to offer me.
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Theme song: For the Love of Money by The O’Jays
Journaling prompt: What can you do to welcome more abundance into your life?
Where are you blocking the flow of prosperity? Journal that mad money stuff out, yo.
Rap:
Big opportunity
Flashing that cash
Jump on dat
Grow your stash
Been waiting for money
Now here’s dat scratch
Be a big balla
Make a big splash
Windfalls come
Once in a blue moon
This might be your chance
To play tycoon.
Aiight, yo.
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two of pentacles
JugglingKeywords: financial decisions, juggling, choice, options, balance
General meaning: You may find yourself juggling more than one thing. Balance and
agility. Being able to do more than one thing at the same time. Dexterity. Multi-tasking.
Staying grounded and flexible during a busy time. The 2 of Pentacles can also
represent options and choices. More than one option to choose from. Weigh the pros
and cons carefully. The answer may lie in the middle. Travel. Money from two sources.
Working two jobs like a true hustla.
Reversed: Imbalance. Trouble managing your resources, time, or responsibilities. Too
many choices. Poor financial decisions. Having a difficult time paying the bills. An
inability to handle your day to day grind. Unsteadiness. Sitting on the fencepost and
not able to make a decision. An inability to commit. Irresponsibility.
Affirmation: I easily manage my life.
Theme song: Middle Way by The Suicide Machines
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Journaling prompt: How do you create balance in your busy life? How do you
manage, especially when the responsibility is on you? Journal about your life balance.
Rap:
A hustla has to do it all
Juggle every single ball
Manage shizz and sometimes trouble
Find a way to pull a double
Work dat grind without a spill
Handle biters, keep it trill
Make it work, no time for rest
Keep dat cool like it’s no sweat.
Daily grind, all that bustle
Workin’ extra for dat hustle.
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three of pentacles
Working togetherKeywords: apprentice, collaboration, teamwork, skill, creating, building, plans
General meaning: The Three of Pentacles is all about teamwork and collaboration.
How well do you work or play with others? In order to get a project finished to
completion, you may need the help of your coworkers. Working together for a similar
goal. This card is also about apprenticeship and skill development. School. Learning a
trade. Working with mentors to refine your talents. It’s also about building or
renovation, especially if it shows up in a question asking about a house. This card can
also indicate a ceremony such as a wedding or baptism. Getting shizz done.
Entourage.
Reversed: Sloppy craftmanship. Lack of skill. An inability to work with the team. Lack
of recognition for a job well done. Repairing. Fixing someone else’s poor work.
Squabbling with coworkers. Office politics slow the job down. Lack of commitment. A
project gets delayed again and again. Faulty plans. Changing up the game at the last
minute. Dissing someone else’s efforts. Haters be hatin’ on your work.
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Affirmation: I am open to learning new skills and working with others.
Theme song: With A Little Help From My Friends by The Beatles
Journaling prompt: Think about a time when you had to collaborate with others. What
role did you play? Were you able to be a team player? Journal about your ability to
work and play well with others.
Rap:
Got a job to do
Let’s get to work
Don’t matter if you don’t feel it
You can’t shirk
You got yo team
‘Bout to go at it
Git that shit done
You know they planned it
Young worker bees
They gon build it
Chop chop
Hustle, feel it.
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four of pentacles
Holding onKeywords: security, possessiveness, greed, stability, financial acumen, protection
General meaning: You have everything you need to feel secure. Financial power.
Material success. Money in the bank. Frugal habits. Acquisitiveness. Greed and a
miserliness. The ability to amass wealth. Livin’ large. Ballin’. This card also is about
holding patterns such as refusing to let go of a situation. In relationships, the Four of
Pentacles can indicate possessiveness or an inability to open up the heart chakra.
Shielding the heart. Hoarders. Protecting what’s yours.
Reversed: Letting go. Release. Opening up. Getting vulnerable. Spending like a
drunken sailor. Making it rain. Financial insecurity. Poor money management skills.
Sharing what you have. Giving it all away. Financial sacrifice. Bankruptcy. An inability
to get ahead financially. Being a broke ass. Taking what doesn’t belong to you. Epic
greed. Gordon Gekko. Poverty consciousness.
Affirmation: I feel secure. I have enough.
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Theme song: Safe and Sound by Capital Cities
Journaling prompt: What makes you feel secure? When do you feel the most stable?
List all the things that give you peace of mind.
Rap:
What’s it gonna take
For you to feel secure?
More dollah bills
Ain’t really a cure.
You can hold on tight
With all your might
But material shizz don’t matter
At the end of the night
Set your brain on grateful
Don’t need to fear it
The wealthiest man
Is rich in spirit.
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five of pentacles
Poverty consciousnessKeywords: loss, financial anxiety, hard times, codependence, limping along, out in the
cold, desperation, poverty consciousness, homeless
General meaning: The Five of Pentacles signifies a difficult change in fortune. This is
often an indicator of loss such as a job loss or losing your home. Financial hardship
creates worry and anxiety. Losing your way in life. Living without the basic necessities.
Being a broke ass. Bad decisions lead to financial strain or ruin. This card can also
indicate being “out in the cold” in a situation. Being left behind. Leaning on a partner
during a hard period. Codependent relationships. Help is there but you are unable to
see it. The pity party. Poverty consciousness: the feeling that you will never get ahead
or that you don’t deserve better. A vow of poverty. Knee problems.
Reversed: Help arrives. Ready to accept the help being offered. Financial shift towards
rebuilding. Coming out of a hard time and starting again. Awareness of where you
went wrong. A new job or home after a period of uncertainty. Going home after a
disaster (ex: returning home after a tornado). Shelter. Refugee. Welfare. A period of
healing. Moving past worry towards a hopeful new future. Leaving the mean streets.
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Affirmation: I can get through this.
Theme song: Ain’t With Being Broke by Geto Boys
Journaling prompt: When have you faced a hardship? Have you ever been down on
your luck? What got you through it? Journal about your most broke down break
throughs.
Rap:
You feeling that pain
It’s called being broke
Being out in the street
Ain’t no mutha effin’ joke
You once lived large
So did MC Hammer
But shizz got hard
You headed for da slammer
Keep on keepin on
Cause help is there
Do what you gotta do
Though it feels unfair
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Don’t be pitying
Hold your head up high
Even a broke ass
Can still be fly.
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six of pentacles
Ain’t too proud to begKeywords: charity, sharing, giving, receiving, justice, begging
General meaning: The Six of Pentacles can be all about giving or receiving. In terms
of money, this could be sharing the wealth or being in a position where you have to ask
for assistance. Charitable organizations. Giving aid to those in need. Generosity.
Being in a desperate financial situation and finding relief. Welfare. Refugees. Amnesty.
A gift. Financial reward. Making it rain. This card can also indicate justice being doled
out. In questions about relationships, this card indicates superiority/inferiority. Who’s
giving and who’s taking? Someone is in a more advantageous position. One gives
more to the relationship than the other. Issues of give and take.
Reversed: Stinginess. Holding back. Cutting people off from assistance. Hoarding
wealth. This is the lack of charity, the “fend for yourself” vibe. Ignoring those in need.
Turning a blind eye to poverty. Ayn Rand. Being in a bad position and no way out.
Financial injustice. A failed case. Legal or financial shenanigans. The balance of
power shifts and not in your favor. Not being able to get your needs met. An inability to
receive help. Lack of humility. Accepting crumbs.
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Affirmation: I am grateful for the gifts and blessings I have.
Theme song: Beggin’ by Madcon
Journaling prompt: How does generosity show up in your life? How often are you in a
position of giving? How does it feel to ask for help? Journal about your relationships to
giving and receiving.
Rap:
You fixing to give or fixin to take
Are you worried that yo rep is at stake?
A friend in need ain’t too proud to beg
Give give give and don’t reneg
Charity begins at home with da homies
Help out yo friends ignore da phonies
Someone gives to you, give ‘em props
Don’t playa hate, let dat drop
We all need help from time to time
Asking for it ain’t no crime
Play da role of helper or needy
It’s all da same don’t be greedy
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When you have a lot, be sure to give
Generosity is the way true ballas live.
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seven of pentacles
Put your back into itKeywords: growth, waiting, effort, pause, discipline, harvest, hard labor
General meaning: The Seven of Pentacles is best summed up by “a watched pot
never boils.” This card is about the results after hard work. Stay focused on your grind,
the rewards will arrive in due time. Taking a break. Stopping for a minute to assess
progress. Goals reached through perseverance and exertion. Weeding out the garden.
Putting your back into it.
Reversed: A half assed effort. Feeling lazy and unwilling to continue. Giving up too
soon. Big effort, little results. Doing something for nothing. Slave labor. Not able to
see the potential. A crap investment. Know when to stop putting effort into a dud.
Wasted energy. Working your ass off but seeing jack shit for the trouble.
Affirmation: I am willing to wait for my reward.
Theme song: Out Here Grindin’ by DJ Khaled
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Journaling prompt: What are you currently working on? How are your efforts paying
off? Where do you need to invest more time and energy? Journal about your latest and
greatest project.
Rap:
Working hard on your grind
When you love what you do, you don’t mind
You about laying a foundation
Keeping in check anticipation
Stay focused on the goal at the end
But keep on busting your ass til then.
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eight of pentacles
Lost in workKeywords: apprentice, skill, hard work, productive, workaholic
General meaning: The Eight of Pentacles is all about working hard and enjoying it. It’s
also the card of apprenticeship. When this card shows up in your reading, you may be
engaged in learning new skills or working your tail end off. Although this is all about
hard work, there is satisfaction. Prolific. Rewards for a job well done. Creating a major
body of work. Happily employed. Continuous effort. Grindin’. Focused on the job at
hand.
Reversed: Slacking off. Taking the easy route. Sloppy workmanship. Learning issues.
Little effort. A half assed effort at best. A lack of ambition. Here, the energy becomes
disinterested, frustrated, and lazy. Repair work. Fixing someone else’s shoddy work.
Poor skills. Getting hung up on details and getting nothing accomplished.
Affirmation: I love my work.
Theme song: Whistle While You Work by the Seven Dwarves
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Journaling prompt: How do you feel about your current line of work? Do you ever get
lost in your tasks? What do you do to continue to hone your skills?
Rap:
Getting lost in yo work
Put your back into it
Honing your grind
There’s no lack to it
Moving and shaking
Getting all specific
Building and baking
You be getting prolific.
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nine of pentacles
Lady of leisureKeywords: security, gratitude, wealth, comfort, leisure
General meaning: The Nine of Pentacles is about the luxe life, financial security, and
creature comforts. Wealth and material comforts surround you. You have the ability
now to collect and enjoy the fruits of your labor. The big harvest. Enjoying life’s
luxuries. Big ballin’. Living large. Diva. Time off for leisure and pleasure. You have
everything you could need or want.
Reversed: The grass looks greener on the other side of the fence. You may not
appreciate what you have. Envy. Coveting your neighbor’s goods. Feeling bored and
stuck. Wanting what you don’t or can’t have. Squandering wealth. Poor little rich girl.
Money grubbing. Conspicuous consumption. Materialism. Living beyond your means.
Gold digger. Flossin’.
Affirmation: It is safe for me to be abundant and wealthy.
Theme song: Material Girl by Madonna
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Journaling prompt: Look around you. Notice all the blessings you’ve been given.
Now journal about all the things that you are grateful for. Make a big list and feel that
gratitude flowing through you with each stroke of the pen.
Rap:
Livin’ large money in the bank
Big gold whip who you thank
Giving props to yo self or yo maker
It’s all good work dat shaker
Count dat cheddar appreciatin’
Floss dat cabbage don’t be hatin’
Rolling in the deep with all dat dough
You got it made dontcha know?
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ten of pentaclesJackpot!Keywords: wealth, security, family, legacy, reunion
General meaning: The Ten of Pentacles is one of the most auspicious money cards,
usually signifying wealth. It’s a sign of building lasting financial security. Financial
jackpot. Inheritance. A strong financial future. Security for the whole family. Coming
home. Family reunion. Taking care of everyone. Sticking with traditions. Livin’ large.
Reversed: A blow to financial security. Do not borrow money to the relatives. Family
problems. Neglecting the home or family. Fiscal irresponsibility. Blowing through an
inheritance. Being stuck taking care of everyone. Family feuds. Being written out of
the will. Losing investments. Foreclosure. Grey Gardens.
Affirmation: I am creating a secure future for myself and my family.
Theme song: Billionaire by Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars
Journaling prompt: What does it mean to be secure? How would you feel if you had
complete security in your life? How does your family influence your security? Journal
about it out, yo.
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Rap:
Big hard ballin’ with the fam
Lots o’ bling lots o’ glam
Family wealth be supercharged
Mom and pops living large
We all together breaking bread
Everyone got a home to rest they head
It’s all good now hard times gone
Make it rain you know it’s awn!
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page of pentacles
Small changeKeywords: financial opportunity, news about money, student, new financial seed, new
venture
General meaning: The Page of Pentacles is an indicator of new financial opportunities.
This can be a raise, promotion, or new job. It can also indicate the beginning of a new
venture. A new way to make money or good news about your financial situation. Now
is the time to plant your seeds. If you are willing to invest time and energy, you can
manifest your goals. Stay grounded and take a practical approach. The Page of
Pentacles can also represent a good student or an internship. This is a studious person
who takes great responsibility in learning their craft. Small time hustler.
Reversed: Goals that fall short. Blockages and frustrations around money. An
investment that turns out to be a dud. Chump change. An inability to get a venture off
the ground. Bad financial news. A let down. A promising situation disappoints.
Problems with school. A slacker who does not live up to their potential. Lack of
rewards. Broke ass and broke down. Triflin’ and petty behavior.
Affirmation: The seeds I plant will grow.
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Theme song: Started From the Bottom by Drake
Journaling prompt: What would you like to manifest? What steps are you willing to
take to begin planting the seeds of your goals? What can you do to turn your dreams
into stone cold reality? Journal about all your big money plans, yo.
Rap:
Don’t work hard for yo money
Instead work smart
Channel your geek
Perfect your art
Study and focus
Stay on your grind
He who succeeds
Knows it’s all in his mind.
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knight of pentacles
The good guyKeywords: practical, methodical, stable, offering, respect, grounded effort, financial
focus
General meaning: The Knight of Pentacles is a sturdy, hard working fellow. The
energy behind this card is practical, methodical, and focused on reaping a reward for
the effort. Of all the Knights, this is the only one that is standing still. He is grounded,
rooted and respectful. Committing to a goal. Working “the land” and preparing for a big
harvest. Reliability and efficiency. People who handle monetary affairs. Trustworthy.
This card can also indicate taking responsibility for a project or situation. Remaining
committed to a cause. And up ‘n coming shot caller. Boss in training. A job offer.
Reversed: Falling short. Refusing to take responsibility. Immaturity. A stubborn,
inflexible man or mindset. Focus solely on the material side of things. A materialist.
Lack of results for the efforts. Lack of respect. Self centered. “Mine, mine, mine.” A
thug wannabe. Broke ass. Money goals falling short. Poseur. All flash, no cash.
Disrespect. Unemployed or a low wage job. Looking for a handout.
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Affirmation: I commit to my goals.
Theme song: 24-7 Man by Robert Cray Band
Journaling prompt: What does it mean to be reliable and trustworthy? How does that
show up in your life? Journal about that, yo.
Rap:
He’s a hard working man
With a heart of gold
Working his way up
Can’t be bought or sold
Always there for you
When the chips be down
Ain’t no bullshitin’
Ain’t no effing around
Making that cheddar
Ain’t about being busted
You know he’s got yo back
This dawg be trusted.
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queen of pentacles
Gold diggerKeywords: earth mother, secure, dependable, practical, grounded, earthy
General meaning: The Queen of Pentacles is warm and down to earth. Of all the
Queens, she is also the most “motherly” of the lot. She enjoys tending to the hearth and
home. This is the one you can count on when the chips are down. She’s reliable and
always ready to lend a hand to anyone in need. She’s also business savvy and knows
how to create a buck out of thin air - and conserve what she has. When this card shows
up in your reading, you may be called to channel that energy. Bringing home the bacon
and frying it up in a pan. Fertility. The true “earth mother” of the Queens. Self
sufficiency. Nurturing security. Lovin’ that bling.
Reversed: The energy goes from caretaker to gold digger. Obsessed with the material
side of life, this woman will scheme to get her needs met. Taking him for everything he
has. Too worried about keeping up with the Joneses. Greed. Financial dependence. An
inability to stand on one’s own two feet financially - or an inability to provide for the
family. A lack of homemaking skills. Extremely self absorbed. The moody, stubborn
bitch. Jealous hater. Broke ass.
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Affirmation: I take care of my loved ones and myself.
Theme song: Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani and Eve
Journaling prompt: How do you show up for other people when they need you?
Journal about all the ways you are present for the people you love.
Rap:
She’s got her own money
She’s like Li’l Kim
She make her own bread
She sho don’t need him
She’s an independent woman
And she damn proud of it
He need to step up his game
Or he’ll be bowed out of it
She’s moving on
Working hard for that cash
Buying her own bling
And looking all flash
The right man knows
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He gotta respect it
Bring something to dat table
And gotta perfect it
She won’t settle for less
Why on earth should she
She deserve the best
She a Queen fo’ sheezy.
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king of pentacles
Master of the coinKeywords: boss, authority, father, practical, secure, King Midas
General meaning: The King of Pentacles is the master of finances. This is the boss
man, the Chief Financial Officer of any organization. He’s hard working, ambitious,
practical, and a good provider. Security is important to him. This King likes to take very
good care of his family. He protects his assets and is concerned with accumulating
wealth. When this card shows up in your reading, you may need to embody his serious,
dependable energy. The King of Pentacles is a strong, traditional father figure and he
brings a paternal vibe to all of his dealings. He has the “Midas touch” and is able to turn
everything he touches into gold. The king of bling. Livin’ extra large. Big ballin’.
Reversed: The energy turns stingy and miserly. Instead of being generous, he has
strings attached to his money. More concerned with himself instead of the good of all.
Extreme greed and materialism. Willing to sell his soul for the almighty dollar. A
stubborn, difficult man. Headstrong to the point of obstinance. Control freak. Jealous
and overbearing. The boss from hell. Abuse of power. A deadbeat. Getting money the
sleazy way. Financial mismanagement. Liberace or MC Hammer.
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Affirmation: I treat my resources and loved ones with respect.
Theme song: Got Money by L’il Wayne and T-Pain
Journaling prompt: What kind of financial security have you created in your life? Do
you have enough resources to feel safe? How much do you need in order to be
secure? What would be your biggest money goal? Journal about that material stuff, yo.
Rap:
Here come the big balla
Of all da Kings
Flashing dat chedda
And all dat bling
Gold in his grillz
Big phat chainz
Poppin’ dat bubbly
And making it rain.
He the big poppa
You can count on him
He got yo back
His money ain’t slim.
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spreads
Spread ‘em!Always start with simple spreads before moving on to complex ones (Hint: simple
is often better).
One Card Spreads: I call these “drive by tarot readings”. One card spreads are great
when you want a quick answer. But don’t be fooled by that one card - you can find a
tremendous amount of depth in just one card. For example, let’s look at this question:
What do I need to now about the woman who has been a pain in my arse?
Queen of Cups. The Queen of Cups is the emotional and sentimental woman. She can
be kind but she can also be entirely driven by a need for emotional attention. Perhaps
the woman who has been acting difficult may have a deep need for attention and the
only way she can get this is by provoking me emotionally? Time for me to reflect on
why this is unnerving me - and perhaps address my own need to react.
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Two Card Spreads: add another card and you add more depth. Two card spreads
Situation, Solution - the first card represents the energy around the question; the
second card is advice/solution to the issue
Example: Bert is having an issue with a coworker. What does he need to know to move
past this?
Situation - 10 of Pentacles Solution - Knight of Pentacles
This indicates that the work environment is very secure and the vibration is
“community”. This card is harmonious and that says to me that even though there is an
issue, the overall work situation is not in jeopardy.
The best solution for Bert would be to set an example by being respectful and
grounded. Reach out to the colleague and don’t let the issue ruin another wise good
vibe here. The energy is petty and not too big that it cannot be overcome.
Now, Future - this mini spread shows the current energy and where things may be
heading
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Example: Barbara wants to know about her relationship with Patrick. Here are the
cards: Wheel of Fortune, King of Wands
The Wheel of Fortune indicates that things are moving along in a positive direction.
This is a time of change and forward movement. Things are shifting in a good way.
The King of Wands indicates that he may be developing a strong passion for her in the
future - this relationship may be moving towards a powerful connection. He seems to
be a good guy and this relationship has a lot of potential for future goodness.
Do, Don’t Do - this spread was created by Rachel Pollack and is great for advice on a
situation (I love this simple spread by Rachel - and use it all the time!)
Example: Julian’s best friend has feelings for him. He’s not sure what he feels. Here
are the cards:
Do: Temperance - take time to meditate on this. Julian may need to balance this
situation delicately until he is clear on what he feels. Perhaps dipping the toes in the
water gently to get more of a barometer on his feelings.
Don’t Do: Page of Cups - send a message of love if it’s not genuine.
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Three Card Spreads: three card spreads give a lot of information and versatility.
These are the most common ones I use for my email readings. They are easy to use
and they really deliver.
Past, Present, Future - one of the simplest 3 Card spreads and one I use almost daily
Example: Ebony would like to know what to expect at her job.
Past: 7 of Pentacles - the company has been moving a bit slower. Growth has not been
strong and the situation has been daunting. The energy at work is “slow to no growth”.
Present: 7 of Wands - that stagnant energy has forced the company and the employees
to up their A game and really work harder to compete in the current job market. It’s
been an uphill struggle but they are just starting to round the corner.
Future: 5 of Wands - the company will continue to remain competitive and as long as
Ebony continues to rise to the challenges, she’ll stay relevant and employed.
The Situation, What You Need To Know, Advice - this easy spread will give a wealth
of empowering information. The first card represents the energy around the question,
the second card is information that may not be obvious and the third card is advice.
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Example: Paula and Luke are struggling in their relationship. Paula wants to know how
to improve things and get back on track.
The situation: 4 of Wands - there is still some hope here - the relationship is built on a
solid foundation. They have shared a lot of joy in the past and there is still room for this
to work. It’s not lost yet.
What you need to know: Queen of Cups - emotionally, Paula is feeling quite sensitive.
She needs to express this to Luke and not hide what she is feeling. The more they can
converse and share, the more likely they will discover how to move forward.
Advice: 8 of Wands - Once they have discussed the feeling part, it’s time to craft a plan
to get back to the space they were in earlier. Taking progressive actions to move
forward will get this relationship back on track in no time at all.
Person One, Person Two, Advice - this spread is great for relationship problems. The
first card represents the querent; the second card is the other person, and the third card
offers advice to the couple
Example: Using the same situation above, let’s look at it with this spread.
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Paula: Ace of Pentacles - this is a card of offering and it almost appears as if Paula is
extending her hand and offering her all to Luke.
Luke: 9 of Wands - Luke’s card is very different - here, the energy is wary. He may have
a trust issue. Perhaps Paula took an action in the past that created a trust problem.
Advice: The Devil - as advice, this indicates that they may need to explore those dark
spots in the relationship thoroughly. There may be some negative thinking or patterns
that they need to break - and the only way to do that is by facing the demons squarely.
These simple spreads will get you started on your tarot journey - but remember, there is
ENDLESS creativity when it comes to tarot. You are only limited by your own
imagination.
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reversals?
Upside downI’ve got very good news for you if you are not a fan of reversals: they are optional,
not mandatory. Not every reader works with them and I have had many fine readings
from tarotists who don’t use them. Ultimately the choice is going to be up to you.
That being said, I use them because I feel they add subtle nuances to a tarot
reading. (Also the yogi in me is quite fond of inversions – you get a completely different
view when you are upside down!) When you start adding reversals to your readings,
suddenly you have 78 new ways of looking at those cards.
That may feel overwhelming at first, but with practice, reversals become easier. I
do recommend that you spend some time practicing with them to see if they are your
cup of tea. Once you get comfy with reversals, you might find that they add depth to
your readings.
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There are a few methods that I use:
1. Simply reverse the meaning of the card. Ex: Devil is bondage – reversed Devil is
liberation from bondage.
2. Reversals could indicate an internalizing of the lesson of the card. Ex: 5 of Swords
reversed could mean a need to understand where you are being dishonest with
others or yourself. A majority of reversals points out the need to do some inner work
– or being in a reflective period rather than a time of action.
3. Reversals can also indicate things being in flux/delays or blockages. Ex: Empress
reversed could be creative blocks.
*Recommended reading: The Complete Book of Tarot Reversals (Special Topics in
Tarot Series) by Mary Greer. This is THE authoritative text on the subject.
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timing
Timing is everythingNailing down an “exact date” is difficult with tarot. My best advice: you can give a
general timeline based on two easy techniques.
Technique #1: Look for clues with the seasons of the Minor Arcana:
Spring - Cups
Summer - Wands
Fall - Swords
Winter - Winter
Techinque #2: Look for the numbers. If there are mostly low numbers (under 5), the
situation is still in the early stages. There is still a long way ahead. High numbers (6 -
10) indicates the situation may be coming to a close soon. Also, Major Arcanas can be
seen as “further out” as in a year, especially if these are at the early numbers.
The key is to look for patterns. That - and trust your gut!
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pay attention!
True detectivesI like to think that tarot readers are like detectives. We look at the information in the
cards and try to piece them together like a little puzzle. Patterns give us a lot of clues
as to what the main theme might be. Always pay attention to the majorities!
Mostly Wands: enterprise
Mostly Pentacles: money
Mostly Cups: focus on communications and relationships
Mostly Swords: ideas and challenges
Mostly Majors: big lessons and changes ahead; an important cycle
Mostly Courts: many people involved in situation; a big gathering
Mostly Pages: important new beginnings; news; working with kids
Mostly Knights: action; college
Mostly Queens: gossip (yes, I know it’s sexist but it often turns out to be true!)
Mostly Kings: meetings
Mostly Reversals: inner work; internalizing a lesson
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Numbers:
Mostly Ones: fresh start
Mostly Twos: important decisions – take your time
Mostly Threes: giving birth; celebration; fun
Mostly Fours: stability
Mostly Fives: chaos; change; difficulty
Mostly Sixes: harmony; give and take
Mostly Sevens: struggle; challenge
Mostly Eights: achievement
Mostly Nines: closure; endings
Mostly Tens: endings and new beginnings all at once
Progressions: when the numbers progress (ex: 1, 5, 9) it’s sign that things are
progressing nicely. If the numbers are going the other direction, there may be setbacks.
Note also: if most of the numbers are earlier, we are in the beginnings stages in a
situation – if most of the numbers are high, things are coming to a close.
Missing Elements: look at what is missing as a way of seeing what may be needed to
bring balance to a situation. For example, if Pentacles are missing, practicality may be
needed to bring plans forward.
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intuition
Instinct trumps allA good tarot reader learns the meanings of the cards. An excellent reader also
develops their intuition. Always trust your gut.
For example, The Empress traditionally is about motherhood. But you may find yourself
getting a completely different meaning for it. If something is bubbling up, go ahead and
roll with that. Tarot is the perfect tool to trigger your psychic abilities - many people find
that using tarot helps them to become more intuitive.
The traditional structure gives you a foundation but your sixth sense adds flavor. With
time, you will find your own lovely flow between traditional meanings and intuitive ones.
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develop your own
style
Speak your own tarot truthTarot is diverse. No two readers see the exact same thing. And every reader has their
own “reading style.”
I recommend studying with many teachers so that you can become well rounded
and find what methods speak to you. For example, I tend to be contemporary,
playful, and practical while my colleague James Wells is very therapeutic. Tarot legend
Mary Greer’s readings are interactive and Catherine Chapman uses “elemental
dignities.”
Read as many tarot books as you can, take classes as often as possible, and try
every technique you can get your hands on. And then, step back and let your own
voice come through loud and clear. With time and confidence, you’ll find your style +
voice.
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advice
A few wise words from Mama Theresa:Never approach tarot when you are overly emotional about a situation. Your
feelings may cause you to color the interpretation for good or for ill.
Center yourself before you begin to read. Simply closing your eyes and taking a few
deep breaths may be enough to put yourself in the right state of mind.
Tarot works best when you are not impaired. Refrain from substances before you
work with the cards.
Get clear on what you want to ask. The more specific the question, the more specific
the answer.
Tarot is not a substitute for medical, legal or psychiatric help. If you need any of
the above, consult the proper professional.
Don’t keep asking the same question over and over – beating a dead tarot horse
only leads to frustration and mucked up answers.
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Always remember, if you do not like the outcome, you can change the situation.
Ask strategic questions to look at other angles and escape chutes.
Keep an open mind. Don’t worry about whether you are “right or wrong”. Just put your
interpretation out there and then let things percolate. Sometimes the answer will be
crystal clear. Other times, not so much. Often with time we understand the reading
more.
No one can read for every person. Some people will resonate with you - others, not
so much.
There are MANY ways to interpret a card. Don’t get hung up on “one true meaning.”
And the big lesson: the cards never lie but you are human and you can - and will -
misinterpret. It’s okay. Let it go and move on.
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further learning
Favorite places to learnSites:
Learn Tarot (http://www.learntarot.com/) A great site for beginning tarot students by
author Joan Bunning. This is the BEST place to start learning tarot. I always send
newbies here.
The Tarot School (http://www.tarotschool.com) Lots of resources for every level. This is
the place to go for a sound, deep and esoteric study of tarot.
Conferences: a tarot conference is a terrific way to meet your tarot peers and learn in
a fun and festive atmosphere. (This list of conferences is not complete – check Google
for more options in your area.) Here are a few of the most popular ones:
Readers Studio
SF BATS
TABI Conference
Tarosophy Tarot Conferences
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Books: there are many classic tarot books that every reader should have in their library
– but there are also new books worth checking out. Here’s my list of the must haves:
25 Tarot Books You Must Read If You Want to Grow Your Skills
Blogs: many fab tarot readers have educational blogs well worth checking out. Tarot
Elements and TarotEon have always been two of my faves – but don’t stop there – you
have so much to choose from!
Blog talk radio: free tarot eduction from groundbreaking shows like Beyond Worlds are
a must – and so convenient. Listen live, in the archives – or pop them onto your iPod
for tarot learning on the go.
Teleseminars and ecourses: thanks to the World Wide Web, we are now able to
easily find classes, both local and digital. Google “tarot classes” or “tarot education” or
“learn tarot” and you’ll find plenty of readers offering classes and workshops around the
world (offerings change all the time, which is why I did not list them here).
Meet ups: there is nothing better than having fellow tarot fanatics with whom to
practice. Meet Ups makes it convenient and easy to find like minded folks and classes
right in your hood: http://www.meetup.com Just put “tarot” in the search box and find
your new local tarot practice buddies!
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final thoughts
Practice makes almost perfectAlways remember: practice will build your skills but you’ll never stop learning. In
my opinion, no one every truly “masters” tarot. Just keep at it every day and you’ll find
your way.
Blessings!
Theresa
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