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““Weather” you like it or Weather” you like it or not!not!
A plan for world dominationA plan for world domination
Prof. MoriartyProf. Moriarty
Evil Institute of TechnologyEvil Institute of Technology
Friday, January 13, 2006Friday, January 13, 2006
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Project BackgroundProject Background
• Previous attempts at world dominationPrevious attempts at world domination– Evil satellite launched, 1967Evil satellite launched, 1967
•Shot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hoursShot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
– Princess of Khajerkistan kidnapped, 1972Princess of Khajerkistan kidnapped, 1972•Rescued by S.P.I.E.S. within hoursRescued by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
– Release of radioactive spiders in NYC, 1982Release of radioactive spiders in NYC, 1982•Prevented by S.P.I.E.S. just in the nick of timePrevented by S.P.I.E.S. just in the nick of time
– Britney Spears’ career, 1999-presentBritney Spears’ career, 1999-present•Foiled by her own lack of talent, classFoiled by her own lack of talent, class
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Evil planEvil plan
• Purchase resorts in tropical locationsPurchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine ™Build Evil Weather Machine ™
• Control weather all over the worldControl weather all over the world– Resorts warm, sunnyResorts warm, sunny– Rest of worldRest of world
•ColdCold
•Snowy or rainySnowy or rainy
•WindyWindy
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The ResortsThe Resorts
• FeaturesFeatures– Sunny skiesSunny skies– Clear oceanClear ocean– 1- and 2- bedroom 1- and 2- bedroom
hutshuts– Presidential suitesPresidential suites– Continental Continental
breakfastbreakfast– UNREASONABLE UNREASONABLE
PRICES!PRICES!
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Evil planEvil plan
Purchase resorts in tropical locationsPurchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine ™Build Evil Weather Machine ™
• Control weather all over the worldControl weather all over the world– Resorts warm, sunnyResorts warm, sunny– Rest of worldRest of world
•ColdCold
•Snowy or rainySnowy or rainy
•WindyWindy
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Evil Weather Machine ™Evil Weather Machine ™
• Draws nice weather Draws nice weather to Evil Resortsto Evil Resorts
• Brings nasty weather Brings nasty weather everywhere elseeverywhere else
• This forces people to This forces people to come to Evil Resorts come to Evil Resorts and pay our and pay our exorbitant prices!exorbitant prices!
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Evil planEvil plan
Purchase resorts in tropical locationsPurchase resorts in tropical locationsBuild Evil Weather Machine ™Build Evil Weather Machine ™
• Control weather all over the worldControl weather all over the world– Resorts warm, sunnyResorts warm, sunny– Rest of worldRest of world
•ColdCold
•Snowy or rainySnowy or rainy
•WindyWindy
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How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my planplan
• You can’t!!You can’t!!
• To ensure that you can’t, I have built To ensure that you can’t, I have built a bomb into this presentationa bomb into this presentation
• It will detonate in 10 minutes, killing It will detonate in 10 minutes, killing you all!you all!
