Download - What do your shoes tell you?
What do your
shoes tell you about
yourself?
If the shoe fits, wear it.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
well known, but meaningless
proverbInvented by
shoe industry
i came up with this presentation idea
Numbers are basedon private collection
1.
You owe more than
50
pair of shoes
1.
You owe more than
50
pair of shoes
You have toomuch money
1.
You owe more than
50
pair of shoes
or your name is Imelda
2.
From those 50 pairs more than
25pairs smell bad
2.
From those 50 pairs more than
25pairs smell bad
you suck at washing
your feet
2.
From those 50 pairs more than
25pairs smell bad
ORYou finally found the leftovers of
the cheese platter a month ago
3.
8pairs of same shoes in a different color
2.
8pairs of same shoes in a different color
You are so happyYou could shit
Rainbows
4.
You stock your shoes in
5different closets
4.
You stock your shoes in
5different closets
You have a reallybig house
4.
You stock your shoes in
5different closets
or‘the other man’ is very skinny
and can hide under the bed
There is only
conclusion
I need a bigger closet
If you are thinking ofdonating one..
Judith straetemans
@judithstr
http://judithstraetemans.be
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Even those that haven’t been invented
yet
(No pants were harmed during actions.)
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I wish!