drive by acting exercise
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Jade and Beck: Drive-by Acting Exercise
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By runicfalcon
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“We going?” “We’re going.” “I don’t see the thing blinking.”” It’s right there; it’s recording.”
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“Say you love me.” “Magic word.” “Please” “Okay.”
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“It’s fun.” “Sometimes it’s fun, like when I’m in the mood to do it.” “Which she was yesterday.” “I kind of was.” “Watch this.”
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“Drive by acting challenge!” “No, seriously, we’ve got to go to-” “Beck! You are a young man trying to place an order at a fast food restaurant.” “OK.” “Jade!”
“What?” “You are working at the fast food restaurant.” “Yeah?” “And you’re a weirdo.” “Any specific kind of weirdo?”
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“Holy cripes, you are like ridiculously handsome!” “Thanks. Can I get uh-” “I swear on my mother’s face you are like nine different kinds of attractive. Look at you!”
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“What comes on a double cheeseburger?” “You are better than a double cheeseburger. I swear you are like so gorgeous I can’t even stand myself
right now.”
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“Who are your parents? Is your father some kind of schmancy Greek god? And your mother, what is she, some kind of exotic lady antelope that one might see
in a safari somewhere?”
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“Is there someone else that I can order from that-?”
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“Daaaw. Look at those abs!”
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“And even if you get fat one day, if you eat like a pig for nine years and gain, I don't know, 1400 pounds, I won't care because I know
those phenomenal abs are buried somewhere under all that fat.” ”…I’m never coming here again.”
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“Did you see that man’s abs?” “I did not.” “They’re nice. Nice abs. Yeah…”
Elizabeth Gillies and Avan Jogia in Drive-by Acting Exercises