dylan jude fernandes | 01 february 2015
TRANSCRIPT
From a caterpillar to a butterfly
an “account” of a hardworking, overworked life form
IIMB Unmaad*
* because we’re everywhere
this presentation is best read at 120 words per minute
and best enjoyed while doing controversial activities.
this presentation is a comic relief, really*
*we’re literally everywhere
so, let me desperately begin this story
It was the time when the world was moving too slow. The Gods were bored.
They were accountable for whatever happened on Earth. So, in a hurry they made a blob of mass and sent it to the land of blob of masses.
Dylan Fernandes aka Dolly aka Judy aka Judas aka Bobby aka Social Butterfly aka the man who’s
everywhere at the same time aka Gursartaj of PGP1 ak-I’m tired already
this man gives Durga mata competition
Welcome, reader. Let me tell you stuff about me that I’ve probably already told you three times (at least)
There were two kinds of people in the world. Multitalented. Multitaskers.
Then, we found the third. The multitalented multitasker.
Being swag Having existential doubts
Watching fun documentaries of the Cold War
Oh yeah? Oh yeahhhhh
Refuelling the soul Taking suparis for the BJP Protecting himself from scandals and ofcourse, being gluttonous
Controvers-diaries The controversial scale
most
least
Dylan Jude Fernandes
Ronald Reagan
Adolf Hitler
Kamaal R Khan
Sachin Tendulkar
Salman Rushdie
Madame Curie
Tuxedo Charm level: Aath anna
White KurtaCharm level: Tam anna
Tapori shirtCharm level: Do anna
Charm Dharm
it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird
but, not a sin to hoosh me. So, do this good deed and
let’s bring Unmaad* to a befitting closure
* - we told you so