l’OMBRELLOEASA009 ITALIA . DARFO BOARIO TERME . TUTTE LE NOTIZIE . SEMPRE! 4 AUGUST . ISSUE 9

U M B R E L L A N e w s p a p e r @ g m a i l . c o m

EASA TO BECOME AN INDE-PENDENT COUNTRY AT INCM 009

EASA terminology guide to help all you freshers out

EASA – european architectural stu-dents assemblyNC – national contactSESAM – small european students of architecture meetingINCM – intermediate national con-tacts meetingPivo SESAM – EASA weekend meeting with drinks (at least two EASA people drinking beer required)

So what exactly is an INCM, well it usually happens in November for a week, and as the name might suggest its where all the NCs meet up and dis-cuss EASA things, such as the guide, policy‘s, ethics, codes of conducts and best methods of practice (yawwwnn). The most exciting part however is the choosing of the location of EASA in 2 years time. Sometimes there is a work-shop lasting half a day up to three days and an exhibition (yawwwn).Anyway despite all the bureauc-racy, it is still loads of fun and has

a much smaller more intimate feel, with around 80 participants. So with-out spoiling any of the fun of tomor-rows presentation we caught up with Luis Hilti one of the organisers of the event and possibly the most Liech-tenstiener person you will ever meet “even the royalty in Liechtenstein are not as Liechtensteiner as me, they just bought the country”

UMBRELLA: so Luis the INCM is in your home town in Vaduz the capitol of Liechtenstein, how is the prepara-tion going?LUIS: What Valdulz? It‘s not my home town I live like 2km away.UMBRELLA:so what kind of stuff do you have planned for the INCMLUIS: its pretty confidential but let me say that the presentation is going to kick ass so everyone should attend.UMBRELLA: so what‘s the local drink in ValdulzLUIS: ahh this is a great story, in my country we have few great moments and they are• the founding of my country

• when democracy started and then failed• and when our own beer was started 4 years ago, its soo good that it has already won loads of awards. Its called Brauhaus Liechtenstien.UMBRELLA: how long does it take to drive across your country?LUIS: like an hourUMBRELLA: really that longLUIS: ya with traffic.... without like 30 minutes. Ya the traffic is terrible, the population of the country dou-bles during the day with all the Swiss people who work there. Imagine what effect all the EASA people will have there.The INCM is just an excuse for me to have my own countryUMBRELLA: WHAT?????LUIS: ya basically if over half the population of a village votes for inde-pendence they can become an inde-pendent state. Its one of the articles in our constitution. I have this small town picked out called Planken, its defensively strong with about 250-350 inhabitants, but loads of them are chil-dren and people who don‘t vote, so we could easily get all the EASA people to vote and then EASA would become an independent state.UMBRELLA: wow wow, this sounds amazingLUIS: yes the next step would be to take over the neighbouring town Schaan. Maybe next year when EASA as a country becomes stronger.

Well on that note, umbrella would like to announce the opening of the new EASA country flag design competi-tion. Remember no flag no country. Thank you Luis, we are all looking for-ward to the presentation.

•Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

•Pick a number between 1 and 10... sorry you lost, you‘ll have to take off all your clothes.

•Are your legs hurting because you‘ve been running through my mind all night long.

•Are those trousers made out of Space Shut-tle tiles because your ass is out of this world

• I think i need a map,because im gettin lost in your eyes! • are u any good at catching?(yes) Good be-cause there is 2 balls coming your way!! • how about we go back to mine and do some maths, you divide your legs and ill add the pleasure!

• I was going to ask for a light, but you have already lit my fire!

• my tongue is tired can i rest it on yours

• Im desperate, your ugly, lets get it on! • Somebody call the police coz she has stole my heart • my names “xxxx”, just so you know what to scream later. • whats the largest export of Brazil ? Coffe! yeh! sure your place or mine? • Was your dad a terrorist....because hell yeah you are definitley the BOMB

Doctor

Here at the umbrella in an endevour to dispell all the EASA 2011 rumours we have caught up with Francisco Javier Rodriguez Perez (spanish NC), in an attempt to clear things up.With a lot of competition between the different countries to host the event we can reveal that the eeeespanish line up is second to none. Here is the set up so far.Location: Madrid, Francisco home (Frans exact address withheld)Theme: RenovationFood: pallela and tapas, every day, cooked by Frans very own mom, with love and care.Drink: Sangria, Sangria, Sangria. In fact Fran assured me that in eeeSpain the Sangria flows freely from all the taps instead of water. Hey the showers will be sticky, but it would be worth it.Security: two of the finest spanish bulls, will be grazing nearby, with Carlos perminantly in full Matador costume to keep them under control.Size: 600 participants instead of 400, its makes for a better fiesta.Excursions: to Frans neighbours house, or even to the “el croquis” magazines head office, where cheap copies of the magazine will be freely availible.

With all these amazing things lines up it looks set to be an amazing EASA, especially since this will be the first time that Spain has ever hosted the event, and about time too.... vote eeeeSpain. Romainia and Serbia watch out!

E A S A 0 1 1 e e e e . . . S p a i n

• Here‘s 30 pence, ring your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight. • nice cloths, but i recon they‘ll look better on my bedroom floor • have you got a mirror in those pants because i can see myself in them • Sit on my knee and we will talk about the first fing that pops up! • Are you from tennesse? youre the only ten i see.•There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?• well who stole the stars and put them in your eyes ?

• im a pretty big deal round here

• im going to the shower, wanna cum?

•get in the van i have a knife

• did it hurt when you fell down from heav-en?

• If I could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put U and I together...

•(dropping an ice cube) now that ice is bro-ken, wanna fuck?

•Youre so in love with me (Pavle from Ser-bia)

•where are u from?

•the word of the day is legs, now go around and spread the word babe

LoveChat up Lines from Dr. Love

Big meeting tonight of the arm rest fun club. At long last the arrival of our beloved presi-dent Ruth Hynes (irl) means that the official meetings can start, the injury of high rise el presidente Thomas(bel) has resulted in less frequent meetings of the high rise fun club, because they havnt been able to see him due to the fact that he is sitting down most of the time. But 2 night we have arranged a special meetin of the arm rest club. In order to be in the arm rest club you must be selected by a high rise club memeber as their offical arm rest.

Topics on the agenda for all arm rest mem-bers will be

• cheering ruths arrival, and singing of our club song “all the small things” by blink 182

• not hitting your head on door frames

• being comfortable on flights

• being able to sit on peoples shoul ders at concerts

• small sizes always leftover during clothing sales

• not having to bend down as much

• drinking

Bring your high rise member and meet at Ruth Hynes at 2 am.

N E W Z F L A S H

DOT TO DOT-ARCHITECTURE

Lena (GR)Why did you buy these sunglasses?I didn‘t buy them, I swapped them with a girl from Romania.Who is the star-architect from your country?No-one, I will be!Wh-wh-where is the party?At the Serbian room.

Theodora (SER)Why did you buy these sunglasses?Because I love lego, I got it for my birthday.Who is the star-architect from your country?What‘s a my country again?Wh-wh-where is the party? It‘s a secret!

David (DK)Why did you buy these sunglasses?Cause I lost my other ones. These are the fourth pair I have had this year.Who is the star-architect from your country?Utzon, he made the Sydney Opera House. Wh-wh-where is the party?Not in my head today.

binoToday Rune’s Review will be about fashion-able haircuts from all over the world in dif-ferent time eras. Especially about one: the 1990’s ultra-hype uni-sex haircut ”Under-cut”. It is made by cutting off all (or almost all) hair of side and back of the head leaving the top section hair as long as possible. It is also known as ”bowl cut”. The haircut was made popular in the 1990’s by various Euro-dance artists such as Vanilla Ice, Marky Mark, and other crap names.

According to Belarus ultra-fashion expert Iryna Balunenka, the Undercut will be the new black for the next decade. She has 10 main reasons:

1. Undercut makes you look Asian [in a good way. Not the shitty way]2. Undercut fixes your facial proportions in a perfect composition.3. Undercut suits your eyes4. Undercut will make you into a cyber punk5. Undercut makes you super-fashionably6. Undercut makes you intereresting7. Undercut shows that you have a sense of taste8. Undercut will match your T-shirt9. Undercut will make you more beautiful10. Undercut is the perfect balance between Asia and Europe

Iryna predicts the Undercut to be back on the streets next year. ”Massive!” she said to us, ”just look at Kim Ann Foxman! [Editor’s note: from Hercules & Love Affair]”

R u n e ` s Review 6

Quote of the DayCourtesy of Yvonne Michel:

“you can take your ass with you”

“ Muovi il culo!”

QUESTION OF THE DAY : WHY ARE THERE NO MIRRORS IN THIS PLACE?

MANIFESTO`BRELLO(Everybody sreamm)

– Parta NEGEN161. Who’s affraid?162. floss163. be splendid, like candy 164. don’t forget to stretch165. “who are you anyway??”166. CONSUME, you bitches167. make it concrete168. Marten is smart169. no really marten is smart as ass170. Play that funky music 171. I need cookies, you know those with choco and biscuits! hmmm172. Rook je worst173. Don’t give Pekka more sigarets, it’s his turn to buy174. beat it175. “we’re my head at”176. Bollywood 177. kill in the name of love178. be stupid, it’s the only way to get smart.179. Overrate it all, and be happy!180. give kisses, those big wet ones

Dolores (UK)- So the mirrors don’t steal are souls.

Boris (TR)- Because there are vampires amongst us.

Carlos (ES)- As a favor to us, hommmm bree(something spanish). So you don’t have to worry about the bugs under your eyes. There will be in the lovebox though.

AK (DK)- Because we are not really here. EASA is one big illusion.

Christoph (UK) - To keep EASA spirit up/so you don’t get depressed in the morning/ so I don’t see how terrible my beard looks.

Conner (IE)- Brrrrrr... Because Italians have a problem with having sex in front of the mirror.

Eros (IT)- You can’t get scared in the morning. THERE IS NO MIRROR?? We don-t need mirrors, we are pretty by nature.

Eva (GR)- Because/So we don’t have to realize how drunk we get/are.

Johnny (UK)- to stop having selfesteem issuees.

Marie (BEL)- To not be shocked in the morning.

A R C H I Z O N ETRANSFORMING SPACETalking about transforming space- literally. Just like Optimus Prime, Mir is a piece of art, not like the Prada transformer which is just a child’s toy. And if you are more of a comfortable type of person you could add to it a more up-beat interior with a floating fire place and get a perfect future bachelor pad although that would be wrong cause it negates one of the best characteristics of Mir –sustainability.(Mir; lit. Peace or World) was a Soviet (and later Russian) space station. Mir was the world‘s first consistently inhabited long-term research station in space, and the first of the third generation type of space station, constructed from 1986 to 1996 with a mod-ular design. The station was in operation for fifteen years until 23 March 2001, when it was deliberately de-orbited, breaking apart during atmospheric re-entry overthe South Pacific Ocean.

The station currently holds the record for the longest continuous human presence in space, at eight days short of ten years, and was oc-cupied for a total of twelve and a half years of its fifteenyear lifespan. Mir had the capacity to support a resident crew of three but could also support larger crews for short-term vis-its, the largest crew aboard the station simul-taneously being six.

Final days and deorbit

Near the end of its life, there were plans for private interests to purchase Mir, possibly for use as the first orbital television/movie stu-dio. The privately-funded Soyuz TM-30 mis-sion by MirCorp, launched on April 4, 2000, carried two crew members, Sergei Zalyotin and Alexandr Kaleri, to the station for two months to do repair work with the hope of proving that the station could be made safe. But this was to be the last manned mission to Mir. While Russia was optimistic about Mir‘s future, its commitments to the International Space Station project left no funding to sup-port the aging Mir.

Mir‘s deorbit was done in three stages. The first stage was waiting for atmospheric drag to decay Mir’s orbit an average of 220 kilom-eters (137 mi). This began with the docking of Progress M1-5, a modified version of the Progress M carrying 2.5 times more fuel in place of supplies. The second stage was the transfer of the station into a 165 × 220 km (103 × 137 mi) orbit. This was achieved with two burns of the Progress M1-5‘s control engines at 00:32 UTC and 02:01 UTC on March 23, 2001. After a two-orbit pause, the third and final stage of Mir‘s deorbit began with the burn Mir breaks up in Earth‘s at-mosphere over the South Pacific on March 23.

Station statistics

NSSDC ID: 1986-017A

Call sign: Mir

Crew: 3

Launch: 1986–1996

Launch pad: LC-200/39, and LC-81/23, Baikonur CosmodromeLC-39A, Kennedy Space Centre

Reentry: 2001-03-2305:50:00 UTC

Mass: 124,340 kg(274,123 lbs)

Living volume: 350 m³

Perigee: 151 km (81.53 nmi)

Apogee: 215 km (116.09 nmi)Orbit

inclination:51.6 degrees

Orbital period: 88.15 minutes

Orbits per day: 16.34

Days in orbit: 5,519 days

Days occupied: 4,592 days

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W O R K S H O P SVague xTutors: Tom Bennel (UK) and Matt Duggan (UK)

This workshop on first viewing seems a little bit... erm... undefined. It is about architec-tures identity and photography, but most im-portantly, it is about using these two together. The aim is to use the photography and adver-tising as a tool to perceive architecture. The people are split into two groups - one group is making a pavilion for a special event. The construction itself is not the focus, most im-portant are the recordings and the responses to them. So, the second group is trying to promote the upcoming event without using the building itself. Participants are focused on creating mood and a special aura and are sure this is the key element of a successful archi-tecture promoting. About the event: its going to be recipe exchange party with a BBQ by the pedestrian bridge just behind tutors gym. The idea sounds bit utopian – supermarket where everything is free. When: at the end of this week. For whom: for both EASA and locals. More info will follow. Oh, and yeah - friendly tutors sure that all 22 participants of this workshop are involved in process and are having fun. So far, so good. Still sounds a bit vague though.

Palletscape Tutors: Pavle Stamenovic (SRB) Ivan Grcic (SRB) and Olga Lazarevic (SRB)

The workshop started with 24 participants. At this time the number is a little less, due to the never-ending wait for materials and tools. Still, some of the participants have worked quite hard – and you can already see some products of the workshop. You can check out the curvy pallet bench by Jan(NL) and Elias (DK) – which is standing on the way to the tutors gym, but when it‘s completely fin-ished it‘s going to be placed in front of the party tent. It‘s made of three parts, that make the whole structure movable and easy to re-arrange. Again, there are quite a lot partici-pants – so, besides small individual projects there is one common one. The main project is going to be a multifunctional stage, that will be left here for the school purposes. The stage design has been decided and made on site. The pure product of EASA spirit. Can you see it at the moment? Not now, because the proper materials are still on the way and the drawings mystically disappeared with Pavle. Uh-la-la.

BREAKING NEWS: It has now been decided that Palletscapes will be a ZERO BUDGET WORK-SHOP with a new meaning. Instead of throwing out the pallets provided for free that were wrong, they are to use them to create urban furniture to be positioned around the school. This is due to the principal no longer agreeing to having a permanent structure due to his dissatisfaction of Easa’s treatment of the school and it’s overall behaviour. SHAME ON YOU ALL. Tutors are even thinking of refunding used screws and nails in order to make a total zero budget workshop ha ha

UMBRELLA Tutors Yvonne Michel (CH) Dijana Omeragic (MKD) Martin Dashorst (NL)

That‘s right people there is nothing wrong with a little self criticism. So with this in mind lets have a quick review of ourselves here at the umbrella.So people have dubbed the umbrella as the lazy participants workshop and indeed not having to leave the desk to write this review was a special treat. But otherwise the umbrel-la is one of the hardest and fastest workshops around, “we have a deadline every day, how can that be easy” -Yvonne. Yes this can be very stressful and difficult, especially with so many different people to try and organise, but the rewards can be very satisfying, and having a

tangible newspaper in your hand at the end of every day is indeed a testament to the hard work of all involved. Without the umbrella you would not be kept up to date with all the off campus workshops and gossip if you went to bed early(shame on you)or got too drunk to remember(better). The umbrellas success as a workshop over the years can clearly be seen with the paper evolving from a single A4 page, to two A3 pages printed front and back. Also the spawning of EASA.TV is a testament to its attempt to keep up with the times. Granted some of the stuff in it is borderline ridiculous, but if people were to spend more than 2 minutes flicking through it to check for their own picture, then they might realise the effort that the more serious articles and messages the magazine includes. The longest running workshop in EASA history is here to stay. Yipee.

All the issues are uploaded daily onto the Umbrella website www.easanewspaper.tum-blr.com/

lost...> White Cord paddy Hat belonging to Bil-ly (IRL) If seen please return... is of great sentimental value, it has been passed down through generations and even buried with his grandfather.

> One Earring belonging to Janstoff (CH) lost at National Evening at approx 3 in the morning. Good Luck with that Janstoff

EASA.TV WILL SHOW TONIGHT AT THE POP-UP WORKSHOP AT 9.30PM

MOVIE AFTER EASA TV: The Science of Sleep

EASA.TV AND MOVIE FOR TO-NIGHT

NO MORE LECTURES YOU ARE FREE

SANGRIA PARTY T O M O R R O WEven though the flasbacks from wednesday night are still fresh in the minds of every EasaN, the Spanish have decided to grace us all with another chance to party hard and drink our weight in Sangria.

PLEASE PROVIDE 2€ to the Spanish before and after Dinner tonight. And have no fear - all the proceeds left over from the last party will be included in this one.

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DUB STEP PARTY SERIOUS REVIEW!

Last nite a DJ saved our lives, and kept it strictly serious to provide us with a re-ally good party after the previous night dived. Some might even say that don-nacha is the best DJ ever (quote helen-rose), but maybe this is just Irish support. Other Irishmen were complaining about the youtube-DJing though, so not every-body had the same opinion.

Again the local Mafiosos joined us bust-ing out some moves to some heavy beats. I think we gave them a good introduction into what EASA is, and not the super-

maddrughighsexyorgy parties they had heard about.. (Perhaps we break that one out tonight?)Luckily EASA-NC‘s took their security duties very sincere which made every-body feel safe and sound... (no offence, Italy!)

The outside space was quite crowded all the time (unlike the dancing area) though there was cool wind. For that reason girls (and guys) were looking for a man-ly shoulder to lean on - the cold really brings people closer together. All in all

it was THE NIGHT for relaxed making out with some new face, blame yourself if you were too drunk for that! An original quote which will make you all jealous: „Three guys in one night are enough: I‘ll go to sleep now!“ !!Anyways, if you need some help with pulling someone, just ask handsome johnny the tiny, he‘s scoring every night (and day)..

So everybody is looking forward to some more hot stuff aka EASA-party tonight - wh-wh-wh-where is the paartyy?

Giorgios Quote“I get EVERYTHING in my Hands”