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TV WE’RE WATCHING THIS WINTER 1. Black Sails This pirate drama, a prequel of sorts to Treasure Island, boasts plenty of action, as you might expect from a series executive-produced by Michael Bay (Transformers). (Starz, premieres Jan. 25)2. True Detec-tives Matthew Mc Conaughey and Woody Harrelson investigate a murder that results in a 17-year manhunt. (HBO, premieres Jan. 12)3. Intelligence Josh Holloway (Lost) is the government’s new bionic man, with a computer chip in his brain; Meghan Ory tries to keep him safe. (CBS, Mondays) 4. Helix A mysteri-ous Arctic research facility, a possible viral outbreak, and a CDC team look-ing for answers add up to creepy thrills. (Syfy, Fridays)

Doleful eyes, hunched body, drooping ears: Fido must be feeling sorry about some-thing—right? Not exactly, ac-cording to Decoding Your Dog, a new book from the Ameri-can College of Veterinary Behaviorists. Learn what this look really means, and uncover nine more common canine myths, at parade.com/dogs.

CAN DOGS FEEL GUILT?

YOUR CAPTION HERE!What’s going on with this pair of sweet penguin chicks? Craft your wittiest caption and post it at facebook.com/parademag. Then check back on Friday to see our favorite submission.

Fonzie is a hit on YouTube when a clip of him water-skiing over a shark draws 10 million views.

Richie launch-es a nostalgic podcast called “These Days Are Ours.” It climbs to No. 1 on iTunes.

Potsie enjoys a brief moment of fame as a semifinalist on American Idol—before getting voted off.

Pinky and Leath-er’s kid sister, Snooki Tuscadero (played by the Jersey Shore star herself), has a guest spot.

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As she turns 50 on Jan. 17, the

first lady says she’s “never felt more

confident.” See photos from her life at

parade.com/michelle.

50THBIRTHDAY

MICHELLE OBAMA’S

WHAT IF HAPPY DAYS WERE STILL ON THE AIR? |

On the 40th anniversary of the show’s debut, Josh Gondelman, cocreator of the viral “Modern Seinfeld” Twitter feed, imagines the gang in the present.

ODD CAT BEHAVIORS EXPLAINED6

AT PARADE.COM/KITTY

For more plots, plus then-and-now photos of the cast, go to parade.com/happy.