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Editors Unleashed
Magazine Editors Growl About
Their Writer Peeves
By Linda Formichelli
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Introduction
This book will do one of two things: It will give you a good laugh and an ego boost as
you read about the writer who insulted the magazine while pitching the editor and
chuckle to yourself, "Iwould never do that." Or it will make you turn red as a stop sign
when you recognize that you're one of the writers who mix up it's and its or disappear
right before deadline or neglect to send source lists and backup materials with their
articles.
We got the juiciest stories and details by promising our editor sources anonymity, but rest
assured that these are all assigning editors, and most of them work for newsstand
magazines whose names are instantly recognizable to every writer. Other editors here
assign articles for very respectable, paying trade magazines.
The tips at the end of each section will help you avoid becoming an editor's nightmare.
Read, enjoy, laughand learn.
Linda
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Chapter 1
The Editor: Editor at a parenting magazine.
The Peeve: Diva writers who chafe at revisions.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
Its, it's, there, their, they're, etc. It's inexcusable to make a mistake when it comes to that.
Style doesn't bother me so much, except ages spelled out. Ages are always numerals.
That's just journalism 101.
Can you share a writer horror story?
When I called a writer to tell her one of her sources didn't check out so she'd have to find
a new one, she told me it was probably because I'd changed the words around so much in
my edit. When I promptly forwarded her the copy she'd turned in to me, bolding the part
that didn't check out because I hadn't touched a word of it, shestillwas defensive. Just
say I'm sorry. I haven't worked with her since and will never call her again.
What's your biggest contract negotiation peeve and why?
I hate negotiating money. That's my problem, though!
I would never hire a writer who...
...says in her pitch, "I think this story is great for [name of similarly titled magazine]
because ..." I always feel like responding, "That's our competition, moron," but usually
refrain.
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There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
Not showing me respect because I'm not a senior editor.
What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
Plagiarize. Unbelievably, it happens.
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
Not communicating to me your understanding of our magazine. Pick up a few copies and
read what we do before you send me an e-mail. And don't try to fake it. I'll respect you
even less if you do that.
If you meet writers in your office or at conventions, do you have any DOs and DON'Ts
to share?
One writer actually brought me swag one timea chapstick with her name stuck on it.
Super weird. Don't do that.
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
If I'm slightly annoyed, I'll probably drop it. If I'm majorly annoyed or insulted, I'll put
that writer on my NEVER CALL HER AGAIN list.
Just to add some balance: Can you share a dream writer story?
Someone who can whip out fresh, interesting copy in no time flat. I have a go-to writer
who's pleasant on the phone, very smart, gets what we do (she reads us inside-out every
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month), and always comes up with great ideas. When you turn something in that your
editor isn't going to have to work on very much, you'll make her day. And she will call
you again.
If you could tell writers just one thing they should NOT do, what would it be?
Don't pitch without really getting to know the magazine. Makes you look really, really
stupid.
Is there anything else you'd like to tell aspiring and professional writers?
Don't be lazy. When you slop something together, we can tell. And is pisses us off. And
we bitch to our editor friends about you.
Writer is to editor as...
...already-gleaming wood is to polish. (We should really just help your solid story shine.)
But that analogy isn't perfect, because I also believe we're here to guideto give a writer
an even better sense of our publication/what we're looking for so we can help her story be
everything it can be.
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Don't be a diva. When an editor asks for changes or wants you to back up a piece of
information you used, and the request is reasonablefor example, she doesn't ask you
to add 800 words and find three new sources by 5 pm with no extra paydo it with a
smile. Okay, you don't really have to smile, but at least pretend to smile.
Know your market. True, in The Renegade Writer, Diana Burrell and I give ways to
pitch magazines without reading them...but that tactic is to be reserved for times when
you truly can't get your hands on a copy. Read the magazine and tailor your pitch to its
tone and topics.
Double-check your queries. Once I sent my pitch to the wrong magazine, but thankfully
the editor was nice about it. Not all editors are so forgiving, though, so double-check
that you have the name of the magazine and the editor's name correct.
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Chapter 2
The Editor: Assigning editor at a national, large-circulation general
interest magazine.
The Peeve: Writers who change the story mid-assignment.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
I don't think I should have to tell a writer twice not to double-space after periods. I told a
writer once, and the first time he did it I went through the copy and removed all the extra
spaces; it took me a while, but it was fine. I sent him a note saying to put only one space
after periods, but the next time and the time after that he did it again. Why? I don't want
to spend 10 minutes going through a story taking out the double spaces.
It's about attention to detail. I don't know why some writers feel like they're in an ethereal
existence where it's all about the art. It's about the other things too.
Can you share a writer horror story?
A lot of writers we have the most problems with have the best credentialsthey're the
ones who drop the national magazine names. They say, "I've been in Vanity Fair, Time,
Newsweek, blah, blah, blah." But they have some of the worst habits.
I had one that had basically every national sports magazine title to drop, and awards that
sounded incredibly impressive. The fundamental story we assigned was a profile of the
fitness and nutrition regimen of an older top-name athlete. We discussed the idea
thoroughly, and this athlete was not easy to get.
The writer turned in what was a passable sort of mini-profile of the athlete. There were
only one or two paragraphs in the whole 1,000 words that dealt with his fitness and
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nutritional regimen. I know a lot of assigning editors tend to do this passive-aggressive
thing, but not meI just said, "I hope you have 700 more words worth of content in your
notebook on the topic we assigned." That wasn't the case, and it just didn't work out.
What can a writer do to assure you'll never hire him again?
The main thing that stops a writer from being used a second time is that the writer just
didn't get it.
We always say to read the magazine; this gives you a certain sense of the style, tone,
substance, and presentation. But to really get the DNA of a magazine, you really have to
write for it and go through the editorial process. I don't expect a writer to turn in
something that completely matches the tone, style, and so on exactly as we discussed the
first, second, or even the third time. Still, there are some writers who just don't get the
fundamentals of the assignment. They have an idea in their head and say, "This is what
the realstory is about." But we're the gatekeepers here.
It's okay to argue your point in the initial assignment conversation; I don't take it
personally. You can fight for your angle, but at the end of the conversation, we're going
to have an understanding, and I'll even send an e-mail to summarize. When the story is
turned in, it needs to be at least 70 percent there. I can't look at it and say, "This isso not
resembling what we discussed."
Our magazine will take a topic everyone knows about and give it some kind of twist. So
we'll say, for example, "Find three of the weirdest Civil War reenactments." Then the
writer comes back with a first person story of what it's like to do a Civil War
reenactment. You have to think, "What is going through this writer's head?" These
assignments are not hard...they're just thought out in a different way. I don't know why
this keeps coming up, but it happens all the time.
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If you meet writers at conventions, do you have any DOs and DON'Ts to share?
Don't take it personally if an editor says an idea is not right for him. If you have five
minutes with an editor, why are you wasting valuable time asking why your idea doesn't
work? Read the magazine and you'll find out why. But for now, just pitch more ideas.
The idea you thought was the worst may be the best one for us. Remember, you're there
to make money, not get a pat on the back.
Do you have any additional tips for writers?
You wouldn't believe how many writers don't include a source list in their stories. Name,
phone number, and e-mailit's that simple. I don't need every dissertation and peer-
reviewed study ever written on the topic. And don't tell me that a fact came from the
American Heart Association website...I want the entire URL where that exact document
can be found. And you still need a source name of someone at the AHA who can verify
that the information on the site is still accurate.
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Follow the assignment specs. You may think that this story would be better as an essay,
but if the editor asked for a Q&A with a local celeb, that's what you should turn in. The
editor has to get all the story ideas she assigns vetted by hereditors, so don't mess with
the assignment specs.
Mind the details. The magazine may use one space after periods, no serial commas,
states spelled out instead of abbreviated, or numerals instead of written-out numbers. If
the editor doesn't offer you a style guide, pick up a copy of the magazine and figure out
the magazine's preferences before writing your article.
Don't take it personally. If an editor rejects your idea, remember that It's Not About
You. It's about the ideaand it may not even be about that. It could be, for example,
that the idea is perfect but the editor already has another writer working on it. When an
editor sends you a rejection, think of it as an opportunity to send another ideaand to
send your original idea elsewhere.
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Chapter 3
The Editor: Editor of a magazine for sports enthusiasts.
The Peeve: Writers who half-ass interviews.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
Disregarding basic conventionsnot knowing how to use commas, etc. I don't care what
side of the serial comma debate you stand on, I'd just like you to know there is one.
Style: I get stuff written in a sort of pompous, grandiose style that I guess I'm supposed totake more seriously than a basic, matter of fact approach. I much prefer basic and matter
of fact.
Can you share a writer horror story?
A writer had trouble getting sources and didn't bother informing me until after the
deadline passed. Then she just said she couldn't write the piece, bye. I could have solved
the problem if she had let me know earlier that she was having difficulties getting people
to interview for the piece, but once the deadline had passed, it was a little late. I will
never work with that writer again.
Another writer would be asked to interview three or four people for a piece but then
never really put what they said in the article (he used his own opinion/experiencesfine,
but we weren't asking him to be the expert, we were asking him to interview the experts).
From talking to him, I had the vague sense that he would call people up, explain who he
was, ask one question and then hang up. In other words, no clue what basic reporting
means. How did this guy get to be a writer? Same as above: not someone I will work with
again.
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What's your biggest contract negotiation peeve and why?
Writers expecting me to read their minds. If the deadline won't work, ask if it can be
changed. If you think you're entitled to more money for this article as compared to
previous ones, tell me why.
If you don't like any clause in the contract, don't just stew about it, tell me. I can fix
almost any concern that a writer has but I have to know about it first. Don't just decide
I'm being unfair and resent me for it. I try hard to look out for my writers, but I'm not
going to be the one to suggest a raise in pay. I have a budget to consider. If the writer
brings it up, I'll do the best I can to make the numbers work.
The other thing that drives me nuts: people who have to spend several days thinking
before they accept/decline an assignment. We work on a tight schedule. I need to go on to
the next writer if the first one doesn't want the assignment. How hard is this? Do you
have time to do the piece by the deadline? Yes/No. Are you interested in doing the piece?
Yes/No. Is the pay offered acceptable? Yes/No. This is not rocket science. This is not a
book deal negotiation. It's probably eight hundred words with three sources supplied due
in three weeks. It's just not that hard to say yes or no.
I would never hire a writer who...
...acted unprofessionally. Polite, persistentthat's fine. Demanding and stalkerish, your
e-mails go directly to the junk folder.
There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
Writers who act like they're doing me a favor by writing for the magazine. I appreciate
good writers and try to use the same good writers over and over. But we're doing a
business transaction: I offer money, the writers supplies writing. I'm not grateful when
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the writer holds up his end of the deal. That's just a basic expectation. I am grateful when
the writer goes above and beyond, but then those writers don't expect me to be grateful,
they're just happy to be of help.
What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
I've had writers get facts wrong, I've had writers forget to give me source information for
fact-checking, I've had writers submit copy with multiple misspellingsbut none of
these things make me unwilling to work with the writer again ifthe writer is willing to fix
the problem, apologizes for it, and tries to do better next time. What is unforgivable is not
doing the bare basicsas in the writer who wouldn't even do basic reporting for a
pieceand then expecting to get another assignment. I don't think so.
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
I don't get many queries but the biggest problem is that people haven't read the magazine
and have no idea what we cover or how we cover it. You can't possibly know what we're
looking for unless you've seen the magazine. You'll impress me a lot more if you send an
introductory letter with clips, asking to see sample copies so you can hone your query
appropriately. I've given plenty of features to people who've never written for me before
just on the basis of how they handled getting to know the magazine.
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
If it's something fixablea source omission, an uninteresting ledeI ask the writer to fix
it and see how they respond. If it's something that has to do with one's whole attitude and
professionalism (i.e., can't be bothered to interview the sources) then you'll never get
another assignment from me.
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Just to add some balance: Can you share a dream writer story?
I have a writer who provides story ideas when asked; doesn't beat me up if story ideas
aren't accepted by the editor-in-chief; accepts/declines (though hasn't declined yet) an
assignment in a reasonable period of time; notifies me of any assignment
concerns/contract questions at the time of the assignment; alerts me to potential problems
long before they bring production to a screeching halt; hunts down her own sources when
needed but understands the necessity of using provided sources as well; reliably (i.e. by
deadline) turns in well-written material that uses a friendly style that suits the magazine;
never needs editing; her stories get raves from the EIC and make me look like a genius; is
persistent about following up with everyone (me, the sources) without being a stalker;
always presents a friendly and professional attitude even when I know a situation is
probably making her nuts.
If you could tell writers just one thing they should NOT do, what would it be?
Assume that I can change the numbers in the budget just for them. If you're getting 35
cents a word, you might be able to talk me into 45 cents a word if I value your writing,
but there's just no way we're going to go from 35 cents a word to $2 a word. The budget
just isn't there, and it's never going to be there, and I can't change that. If the conditions of
the assignment and the pay are acceptable, fine; if not, you can negotiate but you need to
be realistic.
Is there anything else you'd like to tell aspiring and professional writers?
Always look at the assignment in full before deciding based on pay. I have writers who
earn less per word writing for me than for national consumer magazines but they actually
earn more on an hourly basis because there are far fewer hassles writing for us than for
other magazines. If my 800 word assignment for $400 takes five hours to do (sources are
provided, no endless rewriting or committee editing to deal with), that beats Cosmo's 400
word assignment at $2 a word that takes ten hours to do plus requires three rewrites and
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reinterviewing four sources twice. And don't forget that you can outgrow a magazine and
leave it behind without creating hard feelings.
Writer is to editor as...
...pen is to paper. I've got nothing if I don't have good writers.
Peeve-Less Pointers
Ace your interviews. The lazy writer is one who asks sources three quick questions and
then hangs up, especially when the topic is complicated. Write down a list of questions
you need answered, but remember that the list isn't carved in stone: go the extra mile to
ask additional questions and follow up on new leads that come up in the conversation.
Keep it simple. Writers who try to sound important and smart often come off as boring,
stilted, and pompous. Read the magazines you're pitching to get a feel for their style;
most magazines prefer simple and direct. Don't use a big word when a small one will
do; use active verbs and short sentences; keep adjectives and adverbs to a minimum (let
strong nouns and verbs do the talking).
Stay in touch. If you're having problems with an assignmentfor example, if a key
source disses you or you get sick and can't make deadlinedon't go AWOL on
deadline day. Instead, tell your editor as soon as possible so she has time to help fix the
problem.
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Chapter 4
The Editor: Editor at a parenting magazine.
The Peeve: Writers who write sloppy queries.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
Misuse of apostrophes. I don't know why it bugs me so much, but it does. I also can't
stand it when writers use fancy psycho-babble language, thinking it makes them sound
smart. It really just makes them sound like they can't explain things to a lay audience.
Can you share a writer horror story?
Well, there was the one who made up quotes ("I couldn't talk to these people," she says,
"but this is what I was told they said.") and the one who turned in a story on an entirely
different topic than assigned, with no explanation until I asked what happened. ("The
original assignment turned out to be not very interesting, so I did this instead.") Oh, and
the one who missed three deadlines and never said sorry after I had to track her down
three separate times. Talk to me, people! I'm very forgiving, if you talk to me before you
go and do something crazy.
What's your biggest contract negotiation peeve and why?
We don't negotiate our contract, so it's a little annoying when people send it in marked
up. I'd prefer to be called, so I can explain, as nicely as I can, that it is what it is.
I would never hire a writer who...
...gets the name of the magazine wrong. You'd be surprised!
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There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
Sending casual e-mails (as in, one-liners with no salutation) before we've established a
working relationship. I may be nice, but that doesn't mean we're best friends.
What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
Write a sloppy query. If you can't even put the effort into your pitch, there's no way I'm
going to trust you with an assignment. The number of pitches I get that have a stream-of-
conscious style kills me.
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
Telling me when I should get back to you. I'm busy! Also, telling me how soon a story
will be "ready." I don't know what writing book recommends this, but I can't stand it. It
seems amateurish to me, and if I give an assignment, I'll set the deadline and expect you
to meet it.
If you meet writers in your office or at conventions, do you have any DOs and DON'Ts
to share?
DO talk about your interests outside of writing. Yes, we should talk about the magazine,
your experience, your ideas, etc, but I meet a lot of writers. If I know something special
about you, I'll be more likely to remember you.
DON'T ask me how to become a contributing editor. First you need to write for me.
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How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
Mostly I get annoyed and figure the writer isn't worth working with. Worst case scenario:
I tell my colleagues about it and we all avoid the writer.
Just to add some balance: Can you share a dream writer story?
I work with a writer who started out a little rough (she was smart and pretty good, so it
was worth explaining what the magazine needs), but she really learned from the revision
notes I gave her. Not only did she do good revisions, but it was clear from her next
couple of pieces that she'd gone back and looked at what I'd said before. Her revision
notes are minimal now.
If you could tell writers just one thing they should NOT do, what would it be?
Try to convince me on a story when I've said no. Try another idea instead.
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Be friendly. When you meet with an editor, don't bombard her with pitches and beg her
for work. Be prepared with some ideas in case the editor asks for them, but focus on the
editor instead of on your own needswhat does he do at the magazine, how long has
he been there, what is he looking for?
But nottoo friendly. Starting out an e-mail with, "Hey, John!" and forwarding jokes will
not make an editor think you're his friendit will make him think you're a wacko.
Sometimes you will become good friends with an editor, and that's when you can
loosen up. But fake schmooziness will not make the process happen any faster.
Don't be presumptuous. Editors, like this one, emit an evil laugh when a writer states in
her query that she would like X amount of money and can have the article ready in Y
weeks. Get the editor interested in your story, and then you can negotiate.
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Chapter 5
The Editor: Editor at a national women's health and fitness magazine.
The Peeve: Writers who prefer the competing magazine.
I would never hire a writer who:
Hasn't researched the magazine. For example, I may receive the odd pitch for a feature on
"decadent desserts" or "gastric bypass surgery." If these people would have done their
homework, they would realize our magazine is about eating well and diet and exercise,
and these pitches are completely off.
There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
1. When I e-mail a writer to tell them I need a re-write, or additions to the story, and they
give me what I perceive to be "the cold shoulder" or "attitude" through e-mail. You can
tell by their tone that their ego has been bruised. (We writers can be a sensitive bunch.) I
prefer, when I ask for re-writes, that the writer replies with enthusiasm. They were
enthusiastic when I assigned the piece, and I expect them to keep it up from start to
finish.
2. When writers use the same sources over and over again. It strikes me as taking the easy
way out. I like a writer who does their homework and research. Or, if they can't come up
with someone new, ask for my suggestions.
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What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
Here's a deal-breaker: This happened to one of my fellow editors. She had a writer ask for
an extension on a piece that was due tomorrow. His reason for needing the extension:
"I'm so busy working on other stories for another magazine" (which happened to be our
competition). Of course we know you're working for other publications, but you don't
need to remind us of that. It shows us where your priorities aren't!
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
My biggest pet peeve is when a writer will fire off informal queries. For example, they
may send me an official query, and I'll turn it down. But I always welcome new ideas, so
I'll tell them "no thanks" but please feel free to keep pitching. And I'll get five e-mails in
a row, for random ideas like:
winter skin
varicose veins
botox
nail polish
highlights
In the end I just end up turning them down, as I don't have the time to say "what about
winter skin, can you please expand?" I'm not a stickler for formality, but I at least need a
few sentences. What's the meat of the story?
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
I generally won't assign them any more work. The only chance they get of working with
me again is if they pitch me a really good idea.
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Don't rub their faces in it. Sure, you're writing for other magazineseditors know
thatbut you don't need to let your editor know that you work for publications that are
way cooler than hers. In other words: Don't ask, don't tell.
Vary your sources. Editors notice when you keep quoting the same sources over and
over. Expand your network of sources by contacting organizations and universities,
doing Google searches, checking Amazon.com for new books whose authors you can
interview, and using source-finding services such as ProfNet (www.profnet.com).
Send fleshed-out queries. Don't keep your editor guessingtell her what you're pitching
and why, with research, stats, quotes, and so on. In some cases it's fine to send several
ideas in one e-mailfor example if you've worked with the editor before or feel that
the editor would be amenable to it but even then you need to send ideas that are
fleshed out with at least a descriptive paragraph or two.
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Chapter 6
The Editor: Editor of a trade magazine for the banking industry.
The Peeve: Writers who write the same article...for the competition.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
Writers who say a book or show was entitled(rather than titled). They should definitely
know better.
Can you share a writer horror story?
One industry consultant queried me about an article she was working on. I gave her the
go-ahead. I also gave her guidelines that said simultaneous submissions were fine but
once a piece was accepted by us it couldn't be published elsewhere, nor would we publish
a piece that had been or would be published elsewhere.
So imagine my surprise when I read another industry magazine (after ours had been
mailed) and saw a feature by the same author on the same topic, with the same lede and
much of the other copy the same. I contacted the writer, who apologized profusely...she
said that since she wasn't an experienced writer, she didn't realize that what she had done
was a major no-no. (It seems she really didn't pay much attention to the guidelines I had
sent.)
What's your biggest contract negotiation peeve and why?
The biggest headache used to be over the payment. I didn't (and still don't) have a big
budget. (I actually had a writer laugh when I quoted the price for a piece.) When given
the price quote, some writers actually balked at the word count they were given, arguing
they should be allowed to turn in fewer words.
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I would never hire a writer who...
...doesn't have a electronic capabilities in this day and age.
There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
Sloppy copy...that is, misspelled words. I've received copy where an individual's name
was spelled three different ways.
What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
Making up quotes or sources. We don't always have the time or ability to check facts, and
(knock wood) we've never received a complaint from anyone, but I do worry about this
happening. (There have been so many incidents recently of writers submitting fiction for
fact. Very scary.)
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
I don't understand people who don't take the time to read (we send samples if requested)
the magazine and to learn its focus. I keep getting queries from writers who take a
consumer focus when the magazine is for the employees, board, and committee members
in our industry. I've received five queries from a gentleman who writes poems and
inspirational pieces for consumers. I wrote him three times, explaining why his work is
inappropriate for us. The other times, I've tossed his letters (yes, even the SASE).
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If you meet writers in your office or at conventions, do you have any DOs and DON'Ts
to share?
Be confident but low-key, especially at a convention. I'm there for other reasons and don't
want or need to be constantly bombarded with queries or requests to be considered for a
future assignment.
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
If a writer consistently does something I've called him/her on, I just won't use that writer
again.
For example, I've twice used a writer (a very good writer) who never uses quotation
marks around his quotes. After the second time, I talked to him about it; he thanked me
and promised to use them in the future...for me and other editors. I haven't used him
again but when I do, if he still has an aversion to quotation marks, I will stop using him.
Just to add some balance: Can you share a dream writer story?
One thing that drives me crazy is a writer who not only misses his/her deadlines but who
doesn't even bother to call to say the copy won't be turned in. I've been left more than a
few times with an editorial hole to fill. Fortunately, I've been able to find writers (in-
house and freelancers) who could turn in a well-written and informative piece very
quickly. And most of the times, those articles have required very little editing. For all of
those writers, I'm extremely thankful.
If you could tell writers just one thing they should NOT do, what would it be?
Never miss a deadline; if you find that you won't be able to make your deadline, give the
editor enough notice.
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Is there anything else you'd like to tell aspiring and professional writers?
Ask the editor what style book she/he uses and follow that. Don't put a lot of formatting
in your copy. Write well.
Here are some comments from a fellow writer/editor:
My pet peeves are writers who send e-mail queries with the same question over and over
again but written in different formats.
I think any typos, especially proper noun mistakes, are a big no-no. I'm not a fan of
dashes as breaks in a sentence; first-person narrative unless the piece demands it; heavy
sarcasm ('cause it doesn't usually come off in print); excessive use of semi-colons,
commas, and capitalization or any single grammar tool used to excess; or questions at
the beginning of an article or paragraph.
Writer is to editor as...
...strawberry is to chocolate. (The strawberry is fine on its own but the chocolate takes it
up another (taste) level.)
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Don't compete with the magazine. It's certainly okay to write articles for a magazine's
competition, and it's also okay to write articles on the same topic for non-competing
magazines. What's notokay is to write similar articles for magazines that target the
same readership.
Check your spelling. So many editors have told me that misspellings are a big problem
that I must tell everybody to learn to use the spell check function on their word
processing program. But don't rely on the spell checker, which doesn't know that you
meant "that" instead of "hat" or "friend" instead of "fiend": put your queries and articles
aside for a bit and then reread with fresh eyes to catch any typos and misspellings.
Don't guess at facts and figures. Every assertion in your article should be backed up
with an expert, a study, a book, or some other reliable resource.
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Chapter 7
The Editor: Editor of an RV travel magazine.
The Peeve: Writers who insult the magazine.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
I get an amazing number of articles written by inanimate objects and pets. People
anthropomorphize their trucks, trailers, dogs, and cats to tell their stories, thinking that it
is cute. Typically this is done by novice writers who are afraid of their own voice.
Can you share a writer horror story?
Once, a determined writer wrote me repeatedly to tell me how hilariously funny he was.
He extolled his credentials as a writer, but when I checked them I found he was mostly
self-published online. Still, he insisted on sending me finished "humor" pieces, one after
another, each more horrifically un-funny than the previous.
What's your biggest contract negotiation peeve and why?
One writer asked for payment up front, because the magazine was unknown to her, and
she'd been burned by other magazines that went out of business. This was pretty ballsy
considering she contacted me! Trying to establish a long-term relationship, I agreed to the
request.
On her next article assignment, she again requested up-front payment because was
concerned about her cash flow. I turned her down and she responded with this logic: "If I
write for you now, I'll get paid in spring. If I write for another magazine, I'll get paid
now." So now she doesn't get paid by us at all.
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I would never hire a writer who...
...can't convey ideas in a compelling way.
There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
Picking one is tough. I think failing to read the Writer's Guidelines on our website is
probably the most common error.
Another common error is for a writer to say something like this: "If you like this article, I
plan to write a series for your magazine which you can publish and we can negotiate the
fee." Who said anything about a series? Everyone wants to be a columnist, but few are
willing to do the hard work needed to earn the position. I'm tempted to say, "Sure, just
have your agent call me and we'll have lunch."
What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
A few writers have adopted a threatening tone in their e-mails, i.e., if you don't agree to
my demands, I'll never write for you again. I've also heard words to the effect of, "I'm a
great writer and you willaccept my ideas." No editor has time for prima donnas.
EGO=failure.
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
No question: the most annoying thing a writer can do is send a query without having
actually read the magazine. This is usually because the writer doesn't want to shell out
eight bucks for a single copy. It's always clear when a writer is querying "in the dark" and
such queries are always treated with extreme skepticism, even if well-written.
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Do you have any DOs and DON'Ts to share?
DO read the Writer's Guidelines carefully
DON'T try to re-negotiate terms on your first job, unless there are exceptional
circumstances
DON'T bother telling the editor that they will like your writing. The editor has to choose
writers and articles that fit the magazine, regardless of how he/she personally feels.
DO write short queries that show your skill in conveying ideas and images efficiently.
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
I try to work with all writers, but if they have an ego and they annoy me, they are
guaranteed to be rejected. People who make it clear that they can accept constructive
criticism and learn from their mistakes get a second chance.
Is there anything else you'd like to tell aspiring and professional writers?
Accept that the best writers are people who love writing. If you love writing so much that
you'd do it for free, you might be successful as a freelancer. Keep practicing the craft and
improving your skillsdon't ever convince yourself that you have reached a level where
you can't become a better writer.
Writer is to editor as...
...hopefully, as grad student is to professor. But all too often, cat and dog...
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Show, don't tell. Don't tell an editor that your article will be funny, or informative, or
heart-wrenchingshow him by making your query funny, informative, or heart-
wrenching.
Don't insult the magazine. If you feel a magazine is on shaky financial ground, just
don't write for it.
Sneak a copy of the magazine. It's understandable that you may not want to spend $8 on
a back issue of a magazine just to figure out if you'd like to pitch the publication.
Instead, visit the magazine's website to see if back issues are archived there, check the
magazines section at your local library, find out if your library lets patrons access the
EBSCO magazines databaseor even ask the editor how you can get a back issue to
study...some of them will send you one for free.
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Of course, part of it is that writing is less tangible than construction, which means there
are a lot more murky areas, but...I always found it interesting that writers nickel and dime
over these kinds of things.
I'm not saying writers should be pushovers or take a lot of crap from PIA editors, but I
think writers who argue over a couple hundred bucks on one assignment, in the end, lose
thousands of dollars worth of work in lost assignments, because editors don't want to deal
with the writer who resists every step of the revision process. Editors want to work with
writers who understand that reasonable (and sometimes massive, if justified) revisions are
a part of the creative and artistic process.
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
I don't mind follow-ups to get an answer, but when it becomes annoyingly persistent, it's
like a pathetic date situation, where the pursuer just doesn't get the hint.
Writers should understand that if they're dealing with editors they don't know, they're
basically telemarketersthey're trying to sell something to a magazine that may or may
not need what they're selling. Yes, it'd be nice for every editor to respond to every query,
and I understand writers who are upset that they don't get an answer. But in most cases,
no answer is like a telemarketer hang-up: We don't want it.
Just to add some balance: Can you share a dream writer story?
I've had a couple writers who always submit more material than I've asked for. That's a
huge help to the editor (as long as it's not overboard). I've had writers tell me they're just
trying to cut the last five words out to make the word count. Unless I tell you to nail the
word count on the first draft, I just want a relatively close draft with thorough and strong
research. So a little extra material gives me a little more flexibility and ammunition in the
editing process.
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Is there anything else you'd like to tell aspiring and professional writers?
Research, research, research. In many cases, we're paying for the goods you uncover
how original and strong the material isnot the style. I hate when writers think that just
because they wrote 1,200 words their job is done. If it's not good material, the job is just
beginning.
Peeve-Less Pointers
Take the hint. Ideas that are "close but no cigar" usually get encouraging, personalized
rejections, so if an editor keeps sending you generic form rejections, you should take a
close look at your ideas and queries. Be sure that when you pitch ideas you're thinking
about what the editor and his readers want, not just about whatyou want to write.
Do your research. As this editor says, the information is even more important than the
writing style. Read every sentence in your article and ask yourself, "Will this raise any
questions in the mind of the editor or reader?" If so, what are they, and how can you
answer them?
Perfect your possessives. "It's" is a contraction of "it" and "is." "Its" is the possessive, as
in "The dog wags its tail." "They're" is a contraction of "they are," and "their" is the
third-person plural possessive, as in "Writers should mind their details." For more
information on these and other grammar points, visit Strunk & White's Elements of
Style online at www.bartleby.com/141/.
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Chapter 9
The Editor: Editor at a parenting magazine.
The Peeve: Queries that are longer than the article they're pitching.
Can you share a writer horror story?
I once assigned a piece that had to do with how a leading health organization's guidelines
weren't stringent enough. The assignment was to give better guidelines to our readers, but
the writer wrote the whole story based on that organization's info and experts. When I
asked the writer to talk to scientists outside of that organization, she balked. She deemed
that level of reporting too time-consuming for a piece that was going to run around 250
words. Of course, I'll never use her again.
I would never hire a writer who...
...is an expert in the field they're pitching, but has no consumer journalism experience.
(For instance, the woman that works at a hearing clinic, and thinks she'd therefore write a
great story for us on kids and hearing.) In terms of health, without fail these "writers"
send clinical, boring prose that needs to be completely rewritten.
There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
I dislike sloppy and/or informal pitches, especially from writers new to me.
There are also the writers who e-mail you too often asking when their piece is going to
run, and campaigning for it as if it's the most important story out there. This shows a lack
of understanding of the complexity of how a magazine is put together.
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What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
Act like they're my boss. Once, an established writer didn't like my method of sending
revision notes (I sent them in the body of an e-mail). She informed me that, "next time,
you should send them in Microsoft Word track changes instead." My response: What
next time?
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
This happens a lot with health: Writers forward a study and just ask if I'm interested. My
message to them: Don't be lazy; send me a fleshed-out pitch!
And the flip side: Writers who send thousand-word pitches (that's an exaggeration, but
you get the point). When you're pitching a department piece for a consumer magazine, a
rule of thumb: Your pitch should never be longer than the piece itself will likely be! You
need to display an ability to distill the info.
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
I don't work with them again.
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Keep the length in check. It's true that I'm a huge proponent of the "long as it needs to
be" query, but here's a tip: a query typically doesn't need to be longer than the piece
itself. When pitching a short, front-of-the-book piece, some writers like to just write up
the short and send it in, finding it easier, and that's fine. But if you prefer to write a
query for your short, keep it to a brief paragraph or two.
Pitch your writing creds. As this editor says, people who rely too much on their
professional experience tend to write clinical, boring pieces. Even if you're an expert,
use your query to wow the editor with your writing prowess, and be sure to mention
who you've written for in the past (if you have magazine writing experience; otherwise
leave that part out).
Get all sides of the story. Unless you're writing a puff piece, find different sources who
can talk about various sides of the issue.
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Chapter 10
The Editor: Former senior editor of a national business magazine and
current freelance editor working on business publications and nonprofit
communications.
The Peeve: "Passive" writers.
What's your biggest grammar/style peeve and why?
My biggest peeve is passive sentences. It drives me nuts and it's so common.
There are two instances where I see it: The first is when I'm editing a journalist. It shows
that the writer is lazy and inexperienced. It takes all the energy out of the writing.
The other time I see it is when I edit nonprofit writing. Nonprofit communication tends to
be very political because nonprofit organizations have to satisfy a gazillion people. They
rely on the passive voice so that no one has to take responsibility for what they're
advising people to do. In order to stay out of trouble, for example, they'll say, "Policy
should be written..." as opposed to, "The governor should write a policy..."
Can you share a writer horror story?
A long time ago I was at [big-name business magazine] and someone pitched me a story
that sounded interesting. I think I'm a pretty tough editor...I don't hesitate to send
something back for rewrites. But I explain the rewrites thoroughly and I'm nice about it.
So when the writer handed in a draft and it was very thin and not well researched, I sent it
back with questions.
The writer answered one or two of the questionsand then disappeared. I had a deadline
and a hole in the magazine and no story. I called and called the writer, and I was furious.
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The writer just didn't want to do it. This writer had lots of creditsshe was not a new
writer. It's horrifying when you're a new editor at a national magazine and your reputation
is on the line and you hire someone who disappears.
Lately I've had a couple more writers do the same thing. One in particular disappeared for
a month and never did some of the work I assigned.
I would never hire a writer who...
Plagiarized or made things up.
There are so many ways to display a lack of professionalism; which one ticks you off
the most?
I don't like it when a writer complains that you're not paying him very well but still wants
the assignment. I called one writer based on her resume. She said that the pay is terrible,
which is true, but she wanted to do the assignment anyway. She then turned in an article
that clearly displayed that she didn't understand the subject or the instructions.
I asked her to revise the piece, and I got a grudging note about how many hours she
already spent on it. She accepted the assignment, she knew the fee, so she should have
written it to the best of her ability. She also should have let me know she needed help
before she turned it in; I would have happily helped her.
What's the craziest query you've ever gotten?
A long time ago, when I was working for a technology magazine, I got a letter from
someone who wanted me to publicize a day of global abstinence.
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What's the one worst thing a magazine writer can dosomething that's totally
unforgivable in your book?
Lazy writers make me crazy. When writers have tons of credits you expect them to be
professional, but then they come out with slipshod work that shows they clearly didn't
research the subject well. Because they don't grasp the subject, they totally miss the boat,
and then they won't put in the work to find the boat.
What's your biggest query peeve and why?
Queries that are too general or obvious. I'd get queries that said, "I'd like to write a story
that tells entrepreneurs how to raise money to start a new business." There's a difference
between a topic and a story. A lot of people write topic queries.
How do you react when a writer commits one of your peeves?
I blackball them and put their name up in lights in Times Square. Seriously, luckily I've
worked with a lot more good writers than bad ones, and the good ones become friends for
life. I'll try and try again until it's clear that someone is not cutting the mustard, then I try
to let them down easily. At some point I'll be honest and say that this isn't working.
Just to add some balance: Can you share a dream writer story?
His name is Samuel Fromartz. He's a very experienced writer who recently published a
book called Organic, Inc. We wound up working on a story together about an
entrepreneur who turned around a failing restaurant. He did a really good job, but the
story went through three or four rounds of revisionsand he never complained.
He worked his butt off. He did the research and said, "This is how I think this story will
go," and he was right. He did the real legwork, and I just responded to it. I really acted on
that story the way an editor should, which is to bring out the best in a writer instead of
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trying to impose my own will on someone. That story was published in the anthology
Best Business Stories of the Year 2002.
Is there anything else you'd like to tell writers?
If you're interested in business stories, become financially literate. If you can read a profit
and loss statement, if you have a basic understanding of a balance sheet, that will give
you a leg up on so many business writers out there who don't know how to do that.
There's a lot of good stuff in annual reportsnuggets of stories. Not in the hypey stuff,
but in the actual filing to the SEC. Businesses have to report litigation, hazardous waste
cleanups, layoffs. It's in the fine print.
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Peeve-Less Pointers
Be active. As this editor says, the passive voice makes your writing look weak and
weasely. Wherever you can, replace passive constructions with active ones; for
example, replace "It was shown in a recent research study that 100% of writers love
The Renegade Writer" with "Recent research shows that 100% of writers love The
Renegade Writer."
Make your editor look good. Bailing on your assignment or disappearing right before
deadline make your editor look like a jerk to her boss; your job is to make your editor
look like a genius, so wow her (and her boss) with thorough research, awe-inspiring
prose, and perfect punctuality.
Slant it. Article ideas like "How to Start a Business," "Visiting New York City," and
"The Bride's Top 10 Problems: Solved" are way too broad. You need to give your ideas
a narrow slant that fits the magazine's topic and tone. What kind of business will you
help the reader start, or what aspect of starting a business will you address? What part
of New York City will you discuss, and what makes it special? What kind of problems
will you help the bride solve: in-law, sex, finances, wedding snafus?
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About the Author
I've written for more than 130 magazines, includingRedbook, USA Weekend, WebMD,
Women's Health, Inc., Writer's Digest, and other trade and newsstand magazines. I co-
authored The Renegade Writer: A Totally Unconventional Guide to Freelance Writing
Success and The Renegade Writer's Query Letters That Rock.
I'm also a certified personal trainer and professional wellness coach, and run the HappyFit
blog. You can read more about my services at www.happyfitcoaching.com.
I live in Apex, NC, with my writer husband, son, and two cats. My interests include science
fiction, languages & linguistics, yoga, fitness, meditation, Thai iced tea, and cats.
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