Elmo news report

Breaking news!

Elmo has been spotted on the “potty”. He said he had to go, but we all know he love showing off his ****

While on the topic of potties, Elmo has also been spotted helping children onto them! This disgusting act of child abuse hasn’t even got the police’s attention, instead they gave him ten dollars and told him to keep up the good work!

In other news Elmo’s new rap album has really been picking up! In his songs “work dat cookie monster” and “up in sesame street” he talks about all his life experiences and growing up in the “hood” as he calls it. He has also picked up the name Emo Elmo. He also made got a Grammy for the song he wrote for blue oister cult, which was his first rock song!

And he was recently seen with Chris brown as he complimented him on “Can’t touch this” that he wrote for MC. Hammer.

BREAKING NEWS!

“breaking news! Elmo has- holy crap!!! Elmo’s dead… No!

This is a sad… sad day. This is reporter Kelly- going off air

Goodbye-