Emily and Mikey went on a date and this is what happened

~the beginning~

• Okay so we met up and walked down Queen street together to get the free shuttle to Kelly Tarlton’s (there are photos of it later)

• He had actually texted me this morning being like “it’s pouring down rain do you want to postpone until another day or still go today?” and I was like “obv go today because I can totes call in a favour with the weather gods and make it stop raining”

• So we got to the aquarium at like quarter to twelve and then went in and there were penguins

2 fast for ur camera

oh my god I hand my camera to Mikey for like two seconds and he starts being cheeky and taking photos of me

whatchu lookin’ at punk

then Mikey decided he wanted to be the master of the penguins

lookit these lil fuckers just chillin and waddlin around all day

of course the scary part was then they all lined up in a lil line and followed him around

the next lil area was this Antarctic expedition thing that had all these challenges like “put on these gloves and try to text your friend ‘Antarctica is cool!’” and of course Mikey was like challenge accepted but he failed because his phone has a touch screen

and here was where it was like “bet u can’t have your hand in this freezing death water for 30 seconds” and they were right because he lasted like seven

obligatory stand in the shark’s mouth photo

my giant turtle friend, I tried to get a photo of Mikey when he sat on it but it didn’t work

terrifying giant robot shark thing that we couldn’t actually work out even though we spent like ten minutes trying to make it do things

nom nom

I found Nemo

this is the face I get when I say “now smile pretty for the camera Michael”

then we walked over to Mission Bay where I went on some swings and Mikey got chips and we sat on a bench and talked and then he let me throw the last of the chips to this angry mob of pigeons around us and they got rly aggressive and then a magpie flew over and was like “bitches I cut u” and stole all the chips even though it didn’t actually eat them

this is what evil looks like

then we walked back to Kelly Tarlton’s where we hung around for the next shuttle back to the city (see I told you there would be a photo of it later), while we waited Mikey played me a song about a banana phone and we watched cows with guns which made the other people waiting for the shuttle glance over at us worriedly

I was tying up my hair Michael what are you doing with my camera

~the end~