Epic Rap Battle

By Megs Frye, Channa Kalsow, and Hailee Sparks

MathildeFrom the short story, “The Necklace”

vs.

MontresorFrom the short story, “The Caske of Amontillado”

Yo, throw me a zesty beat my

homie G!

HOLLA!

Hey yo, I’m Mathilde

A fortune for myself I’ve been tryin’ to build

By losing a necklace

My future I killed

I borrowed a necklace made of paste

Tryin’ to fill my expensive taste

The necklace was cheap

and my life was a waste

THAT’S SITUATIONAL IRONY!!!

Sup y’all!

My name is Montresor

I be a beast

Cuz I led Fortunado down into the deep

The climax was the part where I had him killed

In a wall that I build of bones from my past

From amontillado in a caske

I had it all

A beautiful dress that I wore to the ball

But I wanted more than I already had

That’s called external conflict, and IT’S SURE RAD!!

My life was a fairy tale and yours was a fail

You’re so ugly

LIKE A TOOTHED WHALE!

I be crazy inside

I cannot hideMy wild side

Should I kill him,

That’s internal conflict, and IT IS

HOT!

should I not?

Matilde, you be the loser here

Now get out of my ear

Killin’ a guyis cooler than workin’

till you die!

An English 9E Production

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