episode 15 - thor or tora?

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Episode 15Thor or Tora?

Story by:

Edition and Montages by

Ana Tinoco and Paul Santos

: Ana Tinoco

Intro

Amora puts again her abilities at the service of nasty ends and Thor wakes up on

morning to find himself inside a real nightmare. A hilarious comedy that tests Thor

in a way he never expected.

Airdate

April 4, 2012


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*Night at the warriorscamp, they are eating supper, a large roasted dear.*

Thor Im so pleased that you decided to come with us Egil.

Egil So am I Thor.

Anaxenite I still think it is dangerous Egil.

Egil Ive lived long enough, if something happens, well at least I die doing

something useful something right for the world. Dont worry about me.

JoanThat just the point Egil, as your friends its only natural to worry.Well if

you excuse me Im very tired, going to sleep now. Goodnight guys.

AnaxeniteIm going to do just the same too. Night guys.

Thor and Egil Goodnight.

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***As the party sleeps, the Sorceress Amora appears over Thors sleeping body***

Amora What a beautiful specimen you are, Thor?

Thor repeats Beautiful specimen.

Amora Loki has allowed me to torment you on your journey.

Thor On your journey.

Amora

Shoosh, you! But I will have my fun too! I conjure up a spell to changeyour form! I doubt Anaxenite would love you this way! Youre not her type! At least

not now! So be it! HAHAHAHA!

***Amora and her haunting laugh fades away***

*At dawn Thor wakes up by the insisting hooting of a couple of birds on a branch

tree above him. Thor yawns stretching his limbs and rests his hands on his chest.*

Thor What the! O-kay something is notright.

*He looks down and his eyes widen in horror.*

ThorOh godsII haveboobs!!?

*Thor gets up looking himself over. What he sees makes him want to scream but

he bites his tongue so as not to arouse his sleeping companions. Thor rushes

towards the nearest lake, squatting near the shore, looks at his complexion, and

can no longer suppress a scream.*


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ThorAhhhhhhhhhhhh! IIm agirl!! *He jerks back falling on his rear.*

*Reflected on the water was the image of a blond woman with dark brown eyes,

dressed in female armour.*

Thor My voice? This is not my voice!! What happened to my voice? I sound like

a

a woman!!

*Suddenly he feels a cold and sharp blade against his skin, he was so absorbed inhis own shock that he didnt notice someone approaching him from behind.*

Female voice Who are you?

*A oh so familiar voice in a low and dangerous tone that sends a chill down Thors

now female body.*

Anaxenite Are you deaf! Who are you?

Thor *puts his hands up* - Calm down I can explain please put the sword down.

*She hesitantly does so and he gets up, spins around slowly until hes facing her,

he can tell shes getting impatience.* (Oh gods I sound like a damsel in distress!)


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Thor - Oh boy this is so not right.look this is going to sound like Im lying but its

true. Ana its me Thor.

*For an instant Ana looks at him incomprehensibly and starts laughing sarcastically.

Then notices that the woman has Thors Flame Sword and her face goes serious

again.*

Anaxenite Nice try for a pity thief! Give me that sword, you are coming with me.

*Now carrying his sword Ana pushes him forward and he starts walking ahead of

her until they are near Joans and Egils bedrolls.*

Anaxenite Joan wake up! Egil! Thor wake Thor? *notices hes not in his bedroll

and looks around* Thor!!

ThorLike I was saying*of her skeptical look* - Look I know this is absurdtell

me about it!...I dunno who did it but I woke up this way and believe me its not

comfortable, for gods sake I have boobs Ana!! *pointing at his chest* You gottahelp me here!

*When he stops talking he realizes that he had said it all quite loud and Joan along

with Egil are staring at him oddly.*

Joan Ana who is she?

Anaxenite Thor.

Joan What about Thor?

AnaxeniteShes Thor.

Joan - Pardon me? For a second I thought you said shes

Anaxenite Thor you heard it right.

Joan How is that possible? And how can you be sure?

Anaxenite Sheuhhe told me.

Joan And you believed her.I mean himuh whatever why?

Anaxenite Only a male warrior to suddenly turn into a chicken like this when

finding out that someone turned him into a woman.

Thor Hey! I resent that!

*Joan gets closer to Thor looking him over like if he was an alien.*

Joan Is it really you in there?

ThorDont look at me like that!

Egil to Thor *with a touch of mocking in his voice* Who would have thought

hum! My dear friend you make a really fine lady.

Thor *his cheeks turning red* Not you too!


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*Thors companions can no longer suppress their laugher.*

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*Anaxenite is tending to her horse saddling it when Thor walks up to her to speak

so the others wont listen.*

Thor *in a nervous manner* Hey Ana you are going to help me right? *when Ana

doesnt look at him* - Ana this is notfunny!

Anaxenite Yeah it is! *chuckles and looks at him with a devilish grin * By the

way, nice new equipment.

Thor *incredulous*You cant be serious.

Anaxenite - What if I am? Really you look good.

*Thor looks at her in dismay.*

Anaxenite What do you say guys if we go and have a decent breakfast for a

change in an inn I know nearby?

Joan Sounds like heaven!

EgilIm with Joan on that one.

Thor Leftovers for me would do. (Not in the mood for crowded places anyway not

when Im looking like this).

Anaxenite Sorry Thor majority rules.

Egil to Thor I think you should consider about a more proper name for you

present situation.

JoanHes right.Could beThorhalla or Thjodhilda

Thor What? I dont think so!

Anaxenite Cmon guys lets get on the move, Im starving and you know how my

mood gets when Im hungry!

*They mount their horses and started ridding away from the spot they had made

camp.*

Joan Maybe Thorberta!....Wait Truda thats it!

Thor Will you give up?

Anaxenite *rolls eyes* - Something tells me its going to be a long day.

*Their voices fade away as they get further away.*

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*After getting a table at the inns tavern the quartet order their breakfast.*

Thor Worse ride of my life.


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Anaxenite Whats wrong?

Thor My butt hurts and Its weird I feel like I misplaced something.

Joan And what would that be?

Anaxenite to Thor *clears her throat* - Well but you gained others.

*As the meaning sinks in Joan blushes.*

Thor - Ah ah very funny.

*At a near table a butch man, accompanied with other well built up guys, keeps

staring at their table between sorbs of his mead, then gets up and decides to

approach them. Hes already a little drunk and it shows when he speaks.*

Tavern man *looking at Egil* - There are indeed men of luck.

*The man looks at the women and his eyes rest upon Thor. He looks up and downThors new womanly body then he puts his hands over the table and rest his head

close to Thor. His stinky breath makes Thors face distort in disgust.*

Tavern man What beautiful eyes do you have, did ya know that?

*Thor looks too shocked to even voice anything and his companions look at the

whole scene amused.*

Tavern man Would you allow me to buy you for a drink pretty lady?well one of

these days of course with a little moreprivacy. Oh silly me your grace?

Anaxenite to ThorCmonuhTora dont be rude, this gentlemanjust asked

you for a date, arent you going to give him an answer.

*Thor doesnt look at the man only shoots a sharp glare at Ana (oh yeah I could

give him an answer just dont think this place would be intact after that).*

Thor to Tavern man I dont think so. Youre not my type, but thank you

anyway.

Tavern man *with a grin* Oh I like that! A woman with spirit! Keep playing hard

to get babe!

*Thor eyes widen in shock once again as the man walks towards the inns door

where his friends are already waiting and sends Thor a blowing kiss.*

ThorAnd when you think it cant get worse!

*Thor looks at his companions their faces are red from suppressed laugher.*

Egil Thor you should perhaps behave more lady like.

Thor Sure as lady like as Ana here?

Anaxenite *raising an eyebrow* Whats that suppose to mean?


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Thor Another situation like this one, and I would make a cake out of the guys

face.

Anaxenite Hey I can behave like a lady too!when I want...But youre right I

would have made a cake out of his face, a few changes would do him good anyway.

Thor *looking eloquently at Egil* See?

Egil Yeah I see. You two have issues. Maybe what happened to you will bring

something good.

Thor and Anaxenite *in unison* - We do not have issues!! *they stare at each

other awkwardly*

*Thor gets up and storms out of the inn.*

JoanIm going to get a cider. *gets up towards the counter*

Egil to Anaxenite Thats gotta be tough on him. Who do you think that did this

to him?

Anaxenite *with an upset expression* I could think of someone.

*Egil gives her a questioning look.*

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*Outside the inn Thor keeps walking till he stops in an isolated space surrounded by

bushes.*

Thor How did my life get so messed up?!

*He leans against a tree trunk and suddenly feels a hand over his shoulder and

spins around.*

Female voice I could answer to that one.

Thor You! Why am I not surprised this is your doing?

*Amora laughs and gets even closer to him until his back is pressed against the

tree trunk.*


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Amora *mockingly*Im surprised Anaxenite didnt have much trouble recognizing

youanywayYou know what? You look kinda cute as a chick.

Thor Why Amora didnt know you played for that team too.

Amora *scornfully and in a sultry way* Ah ah well do I have more chances with

you in that form?

*Thor pushes her back and rushed back to the inn listening to her laughing behind

him.*

Amora *shouting*Hey Thor you should be thankful its something human! You

could be a rat right now! But then again I need some ideas left for your pity friends!

*Thor stops at this but when he turns back shes gone.*

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*Afternoon, inside a filthy cave a warlord is observing a map of the region while he

plays with a dagger in his hands. Suddenly a subaltern rushes into the cave

shouting and running rather clumsy with his tiny dwarf legs while the warlord gives

him disapproving looks.*

Warrior Boss! Boss!

Warlord This better be good Arild, Im busy.

Arild Good? My lord Turfeinar Its wonderful! Your big chance to please our lady.

*The warlord raises an eyebrow obviously getting interested.*

Turfeidar Continue dwarf!


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Arild You see I just found out something veryinteresting and welldisturbing

Turfeidar I like disturbing things.

Arilduh rightThor is in the neighbourhood, and he was turned into a woman.

TurfeidarWhat? *raising his voice* I dont have time for jokes!

*At his superiors manner the dwarf recoils in fear.*

ArildBut its true, I swear! See I caught a conversation between The Champion

of Asgard and some guy in a tavern, his name is Egil.

Turfeidar Thor?

Arild No, a man. Thor is a woman now.

Turfeidar Arild I dont know if I should laugh or cry, this is ridiculous!

anddisturbing.

Arild Thought you liked disturbing things Sir.

TurfeidarDont think its not your best suit.

Arild (go figure!) If you dont mind my asking what do you plan on doing my

lord?

Turfeidar *absently without looking at Arild* I have a few ideas*then looks at

Arild as if finally noticing again that hes there* - What are you still doing here??

Gather the men!!

Arild *bows clumsily* - Yes my lord. (Here I go gathering the bunch of jerks he so

calls hiswarriors).

*Arild leaves the cavern leaving behind a very grinning warlord.*

Turfeidar This is my chance to prove Amora my qualities, maybe she will finally

present me to Lord Loki.

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Male warriorSo you want me to capture Thorwait as in Thor - The God of

Thunder?? *looking worried*

Turfeidar Yes! Hes mortal now imbecile.

WarriorEven so, hes extremely strong.

TurfeidarIm not so sure about that now *of thewarriors confused look* - Hes

under some kind of spell. Someone turned him into a woman.

Warrior *looking puzzled* That must beembarrassing.

TurfeidarIm sure it must, now move and do your job. Oh and Hrappif you fail

on this one *passes his finger across his own neck in a threatening gesture*


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Hrapp *after a dry swallow* I wont. Do you know how this woman looks like?

TurfeidarNo, but cant be hard to find out since Thor always tags along with the

Champion of Asgard and now seems that he has a new friend , his name is Egil.

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*Morning Joan and Anaxenite had just got out of their room and are going down

the stairs when they hear a womans shouting.*

Thor This is nothappening!!

Joan Was that Thor?

Anaxenite I think so.

*Thor opens his door a little bit and sees the girls on the stairs looking back at him

with puzzled looks.*

Thor Ana can you come here?

Anaxenite to Thor What was the fuss all about?

Anaxenite to JoanIll catch up with you downstairs in a bit.

*Anaxenite goes up the stairs.*

Anaxenite Hey nice nightgown!

*Thor grabs Anas arm her and pulls her inside.*

Anaxenite Whoa!! What was that for?

Thor I have a problem.

Anaxenite I dont doubt that.

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*When Ana gets to the tavern, Joan is already taking breakfast.*

Joan Hey what was that all about with Thor?

Anaxenite Oh just the regular women problem. Only for him is not exactly

regular.

Joan Poor guy.

Anaxenite Yup. How is breakfast? Im famish!

JoanIts great. I love travelling but sometimes having decent meal like this does

wonders. *Ana chuckles*

Anaxenite Where is Egil?

Joan He took breakfast and now is at the stables attending the horses.


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Anaxenite He is always so helpful.

Joan Yeah he is. Im done so Im going to give him a hand.

Anaxenite Okay.

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*When Joan gets to the stables she sees Egil seated on the floor with tied wrists

and ankles hes struggling and when he sees Joan he tries to speak to no avail

because of his gag.*

Joan Egil!

*Shes feels a sharp pain on her neck and everything goes black.*

*Egils eyes widen in fear as he sees Joan being dragged out of the stables.*

*When Anaxenite and Thor get to the stables they see Egil still tied and gagged andrush towards him.*

Thor What happened my friend?

Egil Im sorry they took Joan I couldnt do anything. Im so sorry!

Anaxenite Calm down its not your fault, just tell us who took her?

Egil I dont know who they were. I heard one of the warriors saying that their

boss would be happy that they have finally have captured Thor.

ThorTheyve mistaken Joan for me, so whoever it is knows about this spell.

Anaxenite Egil can you give us anything that can help us finding out who these

guys are?

Egil HmmI could swear Ive seen before that symbol they had on their armour,

but I cant remember where. *gives them an exasperatedly look*

ThorLets get out of here.

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*They get back at the inns tavern and ask the bartender for something for Egil todrink.*

Egil Thank you. I must remember where Ive seen that symbol before. *He

closes his eyes tightly as if in deep concentration*

Anaxenite I have an idea. If they know about Thor we have to make a recap

about every time we have spoken about this with people around. There werent so

many times we even called Thor byToralast night at supper when that guy hit on

him.

*Thor flinches at the remembrance of the man.*

Egil Wait! When Thor left the tavern.


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Thor What happened then?

Anaxenite We were just questioning ourselves about who might have done that

to you thats all. By the way it was Amora wasnt it Thor? *at his expression* -

Right who else after all!

Egil Thats it! The dwarf that tripped on my foot on his way towards the door.

Anaxenite What about that dwarf?

Egil He had the same symbol as the warrior on his toga.

Thor He must have heard your conversation.

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*Anaxenite enters Egil bedroom, Thor is standing near the window they turn to her

with anxiety.*

Anaxenite Hey, just talked to the inn keeper and theres a dwarf that comes to

this tavern often, and fits the description. She said the guy started working for a

warlord named Turfeidar.

Thor *surprised* Quite an attentive woman that inn keeper.

Anaxenite Yes, she must deal with drunken warrior wannabe every day who let

this kind of stuff slip all the time. Now lets find Joan and get her back!

Thor Any ideas?

Anaxenite *looks at Thor and grins* I might have some, and involves you.

Thor *scowls* Why didnt I like the sound of that?

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*In the meanwhile inside the caves Turfeidar and his warriors stare at an

unconscious Joan tied up in chains.*

Hrapp *mockingly* Not so mighty now Thor are we?

Turfeidar Cut the crap Hrapp! Did anyone see you?

Hrapp No Sir not beside Egil that we used as bait.

Turfeidar Hmm fine. Dont hurt him, Lady Amora wouldnt approve it in the

least.

Hrapp She has the hots for Thor?

Turfeidar *annoyed* Our Ladys affairs is none of our business!

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*Back at the inn. Thor is dressed in peasant female clothes and Ana is helping himwith the disguise while Egil looks at the picture confused.*


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Thor So are you going to explain to me why do I have to dress like a peasant?

And whats that?

*He points at the pillow with straps attached that Ana has in her hands.*

Anaxenite This is gonna be your pregnant belly.

Thor Say what??

Thor Hey why me?! Youre the woman here. You can play the role!

Anaxenite Uh hum and now so are you.

Thor I cant be pregnant Im with the period!

*Egil stares at him in dismay and shakes his head.*

Anaxenite *is amused in despite of herself but tries not to show it* Ah ah smart

ass, lucky for you its a fake pregnancy. Besides its because of you that Joan waskidnapped.

Thor Okay okay point taken. Ill go. But why the pregnancy thing anyway?

Anaxenite You look less intimidating and they wont suspect a pregnant peasant

girl to want to free a prisoner or help for that matter.

Thor RightSay, are you sure you dont want to just humiliate me or something?

Anaxenite - And why would I want that? The fact that youve always been an

arrogant womanizer? Nah dont worry I dont have motives for that but careful

some women youve eventually hurt might if they know your current state.

*Thor frowns and despite himself her words have stung.*

Thor And what is the mighty Anaxenite going to do?

Anaxenite You should be thankful for your role I get to do the heavy lifting.

Thor Whatever that is it beats this!

AnaxeniteOh and Thor keep a low profile at least for Joans sake, will you?

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*Joan wakes up with a throbbing headache and a blurred vision. When the image

gets clear she starts looking around and realizes that shes in chains.*

Joan What the?

Turfeidar Finally! Hello you sleep head.

Joan Who are you? And what do you want from me?

Turfeidar Oh I think you might know.

Joan No I dont.


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TurfeidarCut the act Thor! *scornfully* Or do you prefer Tora?

*The whole misunderstanding gets clear to Joan now.*

JoanSorry to disappoint you but Im not who you think I am.

Turfeidar I would give up if I were you.

Joan (Yeah I bet even if I tried you are just not smart enough.)

Joan Are you going to tell me exactly what you want?

TurfeidarLets say youre going to be my ticket to success when I gift you to my

Lady Amora.

Joan(Oh boy arent you have a surprise!) I wouldnt do that if I were you, but

then again it isnt going to be me who will have my shops beaten by Amora.

TurfeidarOh but dont worry you will not be harmed, we dont want our Ladyupset.

Joan(Not quite what I meant but) Your Lady.

Turfeidar Ops sorry Thor I know you two are not in the best of terms at the

moment. Not that I see what she ever saw in you anyway.

Joan *curiously* Jealous are we?

TurfeidarDont push it! Or I might forget about the whole no harming you thing,

and believe me Id love to!

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*Thor lies down on the clay soil road that himself and Ana had investigated it was

usual the path the dwarf used to take on his way back from the tavern. Anaxenite

waits hidden on top of a thick branch tree observing the whole situation. One hour

passes by, two hours and no sign of the dwarf, Thor is getting impatient.*

Thor How do I let her talk me into this stuff?

*Anaxenite finally sees the dwarf at a distance walking with rushing little steps

supporting himself on a little stick and lets out a bird call to warn Thor. He remains

still and when he feels the dwarf approaching moans.*


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*Arild sees the peasant woman on the ground and squats near the body shaking

it.*

Arild Oh gods! Are you alright mam?

Thor (I better put thatlady in distressthing on the move now and good!) I was

on my way to meet my sister in the next village and I felt dizzy all of a sudden.

That no good husband of mine is a lazy butt, pardon me for my language but he

knocks me up and keeps doing what he has always being doing nothing! So now Ihave to look for ajob, sewing doesnt pay anymore.

Arild (The husband must be a moron look at this beautiful woman, oh drop it

Arild shes married.) Im very sorry about your situation mam. By the way my

name is Arild.

Thor Im Hela, you dont happen to know about a job for me do you?

Arild uhh I dont think so. But then again I never know what my boss really

wants anyway.

Thor Your boss? Would your boss by chance need a cook? Im the best in thekitchen! (Well I do quite fine with knifes thats a fact.)

Arild Well now that you mention that it might not be a bad idea.

Thor (Thats right Thor keep it up the guy is buying it, youre the best! How

about this forheavy liftinghuh Ana?)

Arild But I need to ask him first.

Thor (Oh shit, Ana is gonna kill me I better do something!) But of course, could I

perhaps go with you?

ArildI dont think thats a good idea, you see my boss has quite a temper.


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Thor Please I cant go back home now and I have no conditions of making it

alone till the next village! (Now how about a tear?) *he starts sobbing*

Arild(Dont do that! Dont cry! Oh) Please dont cry mam. Okay you can come

with me. (oh I hope I get out of this one alive!)

Thor Oh thank you so much. (Sucker!!)

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*Arild enters the caves to talk to Turfeidar, when hes about to speak stops as he

sees Joan and frowns in confusion.*

Turfeidar What is it Arild? Cant you see Im busy?

ArildIm sorry my lordI see you have a captive

Turfeidar Thanks to your information I must admit. Arild meet the former God of

Thunder, now so called by Tora *starts laughing*

Arild Congratulations my lord.

Turfeidar Did you want something?

Arild *fearfully and stammering a little* You see my lordI found a peasant on

my way, shes pregnant and needs a job and II thought we could use a

cook*closes his eyes waiting for an unpleasant reaction from his temperamental

boss*

Turfeidar *teasingly* - My dear dwarf, you just found me in a good mood and

thinking of good home cooking meals doesnt sound bad. Wheres the woman?

Arild*still distrusting his masters attitude* uhoutside.

*He goes outside to getHela and takes her to Turfeidars presence.*

Arild This is Hela my lord.

Thor Thank you so much Lord Turfeidar for the opportunity.

Turfeidar Yeah yeah, hope you are indeed a good cook.

Thor I certainly am Sir. (The deadly good type actually *grins mentally*)

*Joan notices the peasant girl and takes a better look at her.*

Joan (Thor? Is that really him?) *Her eyes widen in surprise but she quickly

collects herself again not to get suspicious.* - (This is one of those few times I feel

glad to see you Thor. Nice disguise!)

*Thor looks at Joan as well but briefly.*

Thor (You owe me big time for this one Joan. Now some tips about the cooking

part would come in hand.)


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*He starts preparing a stew over the bonfire, when its done he looks around and

seeing that its safe he removes a pouch from his clothes and from inside takes out

a small vial with a liquid.*

Thor (I wonder where Ana learned to do this stuff. Here it goes the whole thing

down! According to Ana this place is gonna stench! Lets see what happens.)

*He dumps the liquid into the stew and mixes it up with the food with the big

wooden spoon.*

Thor(Hope they dont notice any odor or weird taste.)

Joan *intrigued* (What the heck is he doing? Whatever the plan is I hope its

good, Im sick of these chains.)

Thor Lord Turfeidar the lunch is ready!

Turfeidar Wonderful! Arild you can serve the men outside.

*Arild sighs and takes the pan with the stew outside.*

Turfeidar to Joan No stew for you Thor, Im in a good mood but not that good.

Joan (Lucky me!)

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*Outside the caves while the warriors are finishing their meals Anaxenite shows up

in front of the group, hands on her waist. They stare at her not quite knowing what

to expect or do whatsoever.*

Anaxenite Hey boys! Calm down please dont interrupt your meal on my

account! *in a somewhat sultry way* - I just wannachatSo are you Amoras

Merry Men?

*One of the warriors gets up from the rock he had been seated on and walks up to

her looking her over and grinning.

Warrior Never heard it that way, but hey not bad.

Anaxenite (So thats how she likes them: brainless and butch!)

*She gives him one of her killing smiles and hes lost.*

Anaxenite (Sucker!)

*Suddenly the guy doubles over in discomfort moaning and then the other warriors

start gaining the same colour as their companion.*

Anaxenite *innocently* - Something wrong Sir?

*The man farts.*

Anaxenite *mumbles disgusted* - Now why did I ask?


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WarriorSorry mam! Ohh

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*In the meanwhile inside the cave, after finishing his stew Turfeidar starts feeling

sick.*

Turfeidar Arild!!!!

*The dwarf comes rushing inside the cave.*

Arild My lord? Are you alright?

Turfeidar Do I look like Im alright??

Arild uhh no in fact you seem a little pallid Sir actually the men outside are

*Stops in the middle of his sentence as suddenly Turfeidar throws up near his

feet.*

Arild *disgusted*- indisposedas well.

Turfeidar What?? Its aoh.*doubles over his stomach*a trap!!!

*In the in the meantime Thor had already stolen the keys that open Joans chains,

and is freeing her. When Turfeidar looks at where Joan was its already late they

are leaving the cave.*

Turfeidar Arild you moron! They are escaping, go after them, dont let Thor

escape!

*Arild rushes after Joan and Hela.*

Arild (Moron?! Hes all doubling over, farting like a pig and throwing up and

continues acting like the real jerk he is!) - Need the help of the moron here,

dontcha? Well forget it Im through with you!

Thor Whoa someone is really upset!

Arild *nervously looks at her* - Oh Hela! Good thing I didnt eat your cooking, no

offence! *then looks down*

Thor *chuckles* None taken! You know what Arild? You deserve better thanthis. You are a good man, you deserve a second chance.

Arild *shyly* I wouldnt mind a second chancewith you

*Thors eyes widen in shock and disbelief. Joan has to try really hard not to laugh

at this.*

ArildI know you are married and all but I could be a better husband and father

Thor Arildlisten Im sorry but Im not who you think I am. Im the real Thor and

this is my friend Joan, this was a disguise that we created to save her. *of Arild

disappointed and shocked look* - Im sorry, but hey I meant it when I said you

deserve better. Now its up to you to decide.


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Arild *sighs* Thank you. *then leaves*

Joan *teasingly* Hey cant blame the guy for having a crush on you. Like Egil

said: you do a fine lady.

Thor You still owe me one!

Joan What? Hey I got kidnapped because of you!

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*Once outside the cave, Thor, Anaxenite and Joan pass through Turfeidars men.

They are doubled over their own bellies, releasing gases and feeling nauseous.*

Joan Wow at least there are enough bushes in the area.

Joan to Anaxenite - No bloodshed, I must say Im impressed.

Anaxenite *teasingly* Not half of the fun! *of Joans disapproving look* - What?

A girl gotta have her fun and workout. *grins*

Thor *teasingly* You know Anaxenite I love it when you play dirtybut this is a

little too much!

*He distorts his face in disgust and clips his nose with his fingers. Ana smirks.*

*Some more farting from the warriors is heard.*

Thor Gods! That was some powerful stuff youve created!

Anaxenite Yup, gods praise Maera!And the knowledge she passed to me about

plants and potions!

Joan *shouting ahead* Hey guys are you coming or what?

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*The quartet is at the inns stables preparing their horses to leave.*

Joan *happily* Everything is okay when it ends okay!

ThorEnds? Oh I hope this is not the end of this whole story. *makes a gesture

towards his female body* - See what I mean?

*Joan and Egil turn their backs and head out of the stable.*

ThorHey guys! Im serious, you see thats rude!

Egil *shouting* - We need to pick up our stuff at the innTora!

*Thor rolls eyes and turns to Anaxenite.*

Thor You know theres something I didnt try yet.


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Anaxenite Whats that?

*She turns to look at Thor and almost hits with her nose in his with the closeness

he had put between them.*

*Thor kisses Anaxenite and her eyes widen in shock and surprise.*

Anaxenite (What in the name of Odin do you think you are doing Thor!)

*Thors body starts emanating light and when it fades hes again in his male body.

Anaxenite notices that in the hypnotism of the situation the kiss didnt break and

worse she was kissing him back!! She breaks the kiss.*

Thor *teasingly* That was some kiss! *looks himself over astonished*

Anaxenite *showing irritation to disguise the embarrassment* Why you!

Thor Itbrought me back!

AnaxeniteYou dont know if it was the kiss.

Thor *grins* I bet it was.

Thor *now going serious* Ana, thank you.

Anaxenite *signs* Anytime!

Thor *raises a brow* (wow really?)

Anaxenite *a little clumsy* - (anytime? oh great! that sounded like: kiss me

anytime! really smart Ana) uh I mean if you need help with something you knowyou can count on me.

*Thor smiles at Ana and heads towards the exit of the stables smiling. Then spins

around.*

Thor *grinning almost childishly* We should do it again someday. *then rushes

out of the stables before she has time to say anything*

Anaxenite (good thing he left I could swear I just nah) I dont blush! Do I?

*Her horse neighs.*

Anaxenite *in mock irritation* What? I dont! Go back to your straw eating!

*pets the horse on the neck shaking her head*


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***Disclaimer***

(Thors masculinity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture,

although he changed a little bit the way he sees women. And good for him, because

travelling with Anaxenite in his presentmortal condition, well its just good for his

health.)

episode 15 - thor or tora?

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