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Character Name: ERNIE ELVENTOES Character Background: Ernie Elventoes was born in Anhelm, a series of islands floating in the sky. A shard of power was embedded in his soul at his birth, but this powerful gift lay dormant until the Chrysalis he experienced at age 10. After the unification of Avalon, Ernie became a subject of Queen Elaine when he joined the ranks of the recently dead and began haunting the living. Ernie currently serves on Her Majesty's Secret Service on missions into the pit of the collective unconscious of mankind.

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Hand-to-Hand Combat Class Panache Fetters Virtue Flaw Evolutionary Experience Target Heart Rate Banality

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Character Name: RALPH OF BERRY HOLLOW

Character Background: Ralph of Berry Hollow, an anthropomorphic otter, gained his skills by moving up through the military without dying. Living in the hellish Wasteland has left him with severe psychological problems. He believes that the rules of reality are constantly being modified by those around him, that his life is nothing but a movie, and that he is regularly hit on the head with anvils without experiencing any lasting physical effects. He does not know whether these experiences are caused by, or are the cause of, his spiral into insanity (or, perhaps, are both).

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Home Planet UPP Virus Rating Cley Mythos Knowledge Stunt Double Survival Points Work Miracle Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods

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Character Name: ZOE ZYZZLDUST

Character Background: Zoe Zyzzldust once worked for a paranormal investigations franchise, using her nova superpowers to stamp out the secretive cabals of sexy (yet angsty) undead. But when the Apocalypse happened (in some vague manner that the GM has not yet explained, but has nevertheless made hardscrabble survival a prime concern), she turned her attentions to the Horrors that periodically intrude from another dimension. She is currently the bassist for the band Groovetron Love System, which must tour constantly, lest The Man keep them down.

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Sparkle Phases Consumed in Action Obfuscation Quantum Pool Brownie Points Depatterning

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Character Name: THE GREAT HAROLDO

Character Background: Billed as "Haroldo the Most Magnificent, Mysterious, Master Mesmerist," The Great Haroldo began his life as a Tarot card reader in the Middle Kingdoms. But his peaceful world was shattered when the High Lords invaded and warped the reality of his planet to match their mutually compatible science-fictiony backgrounds. Haroldo is now trapped in feudal Japan, where he is surrounded by ninjas and samurai of all animal species, including a very serious-looking rabbit.

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Grievances Axiom Level Riven Tower Points Cykosis Max Menagerie Komuso (Flautist Monk)

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Character Name: LEAH-SAN

Character Background: As part of a covert espionage mission, Leah-San and her five four three two clones are currently enrolled in West Tokyo Hills High School, where their near-human appearance barely disguises their extraterrestrial origins. Their favorite subject is Medieval European mythology (which they believe is fact), and when they think no one is listening they can be heard singing the blood opera of their people.

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Decrepitude Solace Aspect Used/Unused Experience Relationship with Parents Spurious Logic

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Character Name: LI'L SCOTCHY

Character Background: There was a time when, despite being a small doglike creature only barely passing for humanoid, Li’l Scotchy dreamed of becoming a superhero. But those dreams were crushed when he was labeled a heretic by the Universal Church because his abilities were derived from murdering beloved pets. As a result, he’s on the run from dogs and farmers, just like the other rabbits that can’t count past four.

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Speak Urthish fucked-up People Who Know Your SID Tastes Like Baby Herbs Available

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Character Name: ALGER OF NON

Character Background: When not jumping through the Void near the center of the spiral galaxy, Alger of Non encodes grimoires across the Winternet with his fellow Glyphpunks. Alger knows no more than eighteen words, but his power level is over nine thousand!

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Super Saiyan State Save Your Ass% Language—Pan-galactic Cyclic Magick

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