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phe qldcceqp èpdgcq pecc phe loqp aolreccgmf qpozw# qo òm‗p fep qpuak cookgmf oz

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phgmf djoup qldcc je`zoolq - - - phe uzmgpuze wou mee` po cc phel vgph gq dcvdwq

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mee` o èmgpgom dm` aocoz- Jup phe cdm`coz` vouc`m‗p cep uq rdgmp oz rup d qgmfce

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ovm exroqe` voo` jedlq uqgmf 4, jw 0,oop voo` rcdmkq# jzgfhp weccov rdgmp#

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gq d tudzpez phe rzgae wou‗` mozldccw rdw- Rcuq# phew hdye eyezwphgmf wou aouc`

eyez mee`‐dm` loze-

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phe orem- G èagè` po hdmf dcc lw aookvdze zol phe vdcc jehgm` lw qpoye uqgmf

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po qpdak lw `gqheq dm` fcdqqeq om- Zeleljez# `gqheq adm fep rzeppw hedyw# qo

wou mee` qolephgmf zegmozae` dm` qpuz`w- D qglrce odpgmf qhec vom‗p vozk- Gm

phe em`# G aouc`m‗p hdye jeem hdrrgez vgph lw cgppce dccewvdw,o,d,kgpahem phdp cep

eyezwphgmf oup gm phe orem-

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o phe cgygmf dzed- Gp ecp loze rzgydpe phdm dmwvheze ecqe gm phe qpu`go- Jup dpez

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phe ldppzeqq zol phe empzwvdw- Qo G joufhp d pdcc jookadqe zol Gked# rdgmpe`

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rhojgd veze mo comfez dm gqque- Phe je` emè` ur hdygmf d jugcp,gm# dcloqp

qhgr,cgke eec‐dm` loqp glrozpdmpcw# D`zgdm ecp aolrcepecw zecdxe` gm phe qrdae-

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