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Exquisite jewellery yes!But so much more in the store ...
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A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. “This coffee,” he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, “is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers.”
The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and returned shortly with another cup of coffee.
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At Grandma’s House
I like the taste of turkeyAny time throughout the year
But it never seems to taste as good
As when Thanksgiving’s here.
Could be it’s all the trimmingsThat are cooked with it to eat -
But I think it’s eating at Grandma’s house
That makes it such a treat!
~Author Unknown
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From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in front of the other. But when books are opened you
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- Helen Hayes
The Blonde Thanksgiving Dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”
Last Minute
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.“Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”
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His and Hers - Road Trip
HER VERSION:1. Pulls off at wrong exit.2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer.4. Arrives at destination presently.
HIS VERSION:1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one.2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right.3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.4. Finally rolls down window.5. Hocks a loogie.6. Pulls up to a 7 -11.7. Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky.8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.9. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.10. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.11. Almost hits a deer.12. Curses the night.13. Curses you.14. Curses the large slurpee.15. Stops by the side of the road.16 Takes a leak.17. Still taking a leak.18. Returns to car.19. Drives and fiddles with radio.20. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.21. Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway.22. He hates your sister.23. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.24. He had to look up pernicious.25. Couldn’t find a dictionary.26. Finally found a dictionary.27. Couldn’t spell pernicious.28. Seethes at the memory of it all.29. But she is laughing inside...30. And of course you’re still lost.
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Yankee Valley Shopping Centre Puts on a Great Show!
With just over $2000 being donated to Team What If ?? for the Ride to Conquer Cancer, Bri-Mor Developments and the merchants of Yankee Valley Shopping Centre played host to a very successful Sidewalk Extravaganza on Saturday, September 26th.
On behalf of Team What If ?? they would like to extend a thank you to Bri-Mor, the merchants, and everyone that came out to enjoy the day and grab a burger.
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Top Ten NOT Surprising Facts About The Average Parent
10. The average parent has eaten their weight in Girl Scout cookies.
9. The average parent has at least two backup recipes for play-doh.
8. The average parent has Pizza Hut on speed dial.
7. The average parent has prepared more than 10,000 servings of macaroni and cheese.
6. The average parent unconsciously hums at least three children’s show theme songs a day.
5. The average parent can take construction paper, glue, pudding cups and aluminum foil and make a delightful Thanksgiving centerpiece.
4. The average parent can produce from their pocket/purse at least 12 legos, 3 hot wheels cars, and a Barbie shoe at any given time.
3. The average parent has at least one child induced stain on the clothing they are currently wearing.
2. The average parent secretly hopes that whoever thought up 3 months for summer vacation gets attacked by a pack of marauding wolverines.
1. The average parent knows that a suspiciously sweet, “Mommy, I love you” means, “I have just decorated your new headboard/carpet/dress/suit with all your makeup.”
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“Without Thy sunshine and Thy rain, We could not
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Turkey Trivia
1. When was the first Thanksgiving celebration (in the US)? ( )1492 ( )1567 ( )1621 ( )1777
2. Where was the turkey first domesticated? ( )Canada ( )Mexico and Central America( )New Zealand ( )India
3. What is a female turkey called? ( )a rooster ( )a cuckoo ( )a chick ( )a hen
4. What is a male turkey called? ( )a larry ( )a clark ( )a harry ( )a tom
5. What sound does a female turkey make? ( )gobble ( )cluck ( )chirp ( )peep
6. What sound does a male turkey make? ( )gobble ( )click ( )chirp ( )peep
7. About how many feathers does a mature turkey have? ( )1,500 ( )2,000 ( )3,500 ( )5,000
8. How fast can wild turkeys run? ( )5 mph ( )15 mph ( )25 mph ( )45 mph
9. Can wild turkeys fly? If so, how fast? ( )No. ( )Yes, up to 25 mph( )Yes, up to 40 mph ( )Yes, up to 55 mph
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