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Page 1: Facebook Staphylococcus Aureus is not a fan of hand washing! WallPhotosStaphylococcus aureusLogout View photos of Staph ( 5) Send Staph a message Poke

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Staphylococcus Aureus is not a fan of hand washing!

Wall Photos Staphylococcus aureus Logout

View photos of Staph ( 5)

Send Staph a message

Poke message

Wall Info Photos

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Networks:SkinBirthday:1880Political:Gram Positive!Religion:No hand sanitizersHometown:Aberdeen, Scotland

Friends

Gram Stain Penicillin S. Epidermis

Infection Pus

Pus you left some of your friends in the cut again, had to ooze them out of there…

S. Saprophyticus

Penicillin I’m going to kick your bacterial behind!

Staphylococcus Epidermis nm, just chillin’ on the skin like usual..

Staphylococcus Aureus yo dermis, how u been?

Staphylococcus Epidermis what’s up cousin?

Staphylococcus Aureus is going to invade your nose!

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Networks:SkinBirthday:1880Political:Gram Positive!Religion:Anti hand sanitizersHometown:Aberdeen, Scotland

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Networks: SkinSex: UnicellularBirthday: 1880Hometown: Aberdeen, ScotlandRelationship Status: A single cellPolitical Views: Gram PositiveReligious Views: Anti- hand sanitizer

Activities: Infecting cuts, hanging out in hospitals, hating penicillin

Interests: Being contagious, Collecting in pus, causing fevers

Favorite Music: Soft Cell (Tainted Love), Cell Song, The Beatles (I Want to Hold Your Hand)

Favorite Movies: Osmosis Jones, Outbreak, I am Legend

Favorite TV Shows: House, Grey’s Anatomy, ER

Favorite Books: The Stand, I am Legend, Hot Zone

Favorite InfectionsUpdated last Tuesday

2 Albums

Other Gram Positive BacteriaUpdated two months ago

Contact Information

Address: Skin and Nose on everyone, everywhere

Phone Number: (610) 497-6300