facial fatality first act

8/14/2019 Facial Fatality First Act.

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Facial Fatality - A Love Story

byBob Chatman

In Loving Memory of Joseph Buckley

Revisions byStephen King, Bob Chatman

Current Revisions byBob Chatman

Gneu.orgSunnyvale, [email protected]


2/23

FADE IN:

INT. PORN SHOP - ARCADE ROOM HALLWAY - NIGHT

Ten DOORWAYS line the two walls of the hallway, with HEAVY

DARK CURTAINS drawn. Three of the RED LIGHTS above thedoorways are on, a shallow glow bathes the hallway.

TWO PORNOs compete for audio dominance. The sound of a BOOTSTUCK IN MUD overlaps with RHYTHMIC BOOTY CLAPS and SQUEELSOF DELIGHT.

At the end of the hall is a door left ajar, with a FULLLENGTH MIRROR hung on it. A large smiley of smeared semenstreaks down the mirror as it dries.

Behind the door a YELLOW VYNYL BIOLOGICAL WARFARE SUIT dripsdry and sways on its HANGER.

MIKE JOHNSON, 28, walks out of the door. He wears a DRESSSUIT and pink DISH GLOVES and takes a long look at themirror.

He takes out a BOTTLE OF WINDEX and a ROLL OF PAPER TOWELSand wipes down the mirror, then straightens his BOW TIE init.

PRADEEP RAMADKUMAR, 40, walks through the storefront curtain.He carries a BOX of returned DILDOS and expired CONDOMS.

PRADEEP

You cannot spare 20 more minutes?Tomorrow is day for collection.

Mike gives his tie a final tug, straightens it and lets loosea sigh, then lowers his shoulders.

MIKEI already gave you two hours. Aboveand beyond, always.

PRADEEP33 is not even an important year.You dont even celebrate your own.

MIKEShe only gets one a year. I toldyou about this three weeks ago.

Mike walks onto the sales floor. Pradeep puts down the boxand follows him.


3/23

INT. PORN SHOP - SALES FLOOR - NIGHT

The walls are lined with VIDEOS, sorted by genre and formatand color coded. LCDs in the corners play muted porn.

Soft elevator music plays from a TELEVISION behind the SALESREGISTER. The sounds from the arcade room seeps out into thesales floor as the curtains sway.

Mike walks over to the New Release section and thumbs througha hand full of DVDS. He pulls out two and a smile cuts fromear to ear, Sloppy Balls 2, and 40 Year Old Splurgin.

PRADEEPI wish you wouldnt do that.

Mike tosses a wad of money on the counter and grabs a PAPER

BAG from over the counter and tosses the dvds into it.

Mike walks over to the front door.

PRADEEPIf you leave now...

MIKEYoull have to find someone else toclean those dildos for resale.

Mike walks out the door. The DOOR CHIMES ring in the air.

PRADEEPJust dont be late tomorrow!

INT. PIZZARIA - NIGHT

GREEN PLEATHER STRETCHED BOOTHS and TABLES seat FOURFAMILILES of dirty, grease smeared, OBESE PEOPLE and a pairof WOMEN.

At a table in the corner the pair sit in near absolutesilence. ADEN CHIWESI-JOHNSON, 19, rubs her pregnant stomach.She loves bright African colors, and low cut tops.

DIANE JOHNSON, 32, well dressed, and conservative. Her longelegant skirt, slit up to her knee, covers her crossed legs.

Diane sits opposite Aden and fingers her nearly empty GLASSof iced green tea. Aden plays with the last piece of HALFEATEN PIZZA.

Adens eyes dart to the door as it opens.

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Mike walks toward their table. He sports a sly smile, andwalks with his arm behind his back, where the PAPER BAGhides.

ADEN

Its about fucking time.

Diane stands and hugs Mike.

DIANEI dont know why she has to be sucha pistol always.

MIKEHows Mom Doin?

DIANEGood, she called this morning at

4am, like always.

Mike rubs Diane on the back and hands her the paper bag. Theysit down together on the same side of the table.

MIKEMiss Best Anal 2009! You cantlose!

ADENShitty! Ha, ha!

A FEMALE WAITRESS walks over to the table. Her mouth drags on

the floor.

FEMALE WAITRESSDo you realize this is a familyrestaurant?

ADENPrude.

DIANEOh, uhm, sorry. Can we just get abottle of bigfoot for thelatecomer?

The waitress walks away and shakes her head. A few of thefatties around them take notice of their porn and scoff.

MIKENo, no. Lets get out of here. Idont want to cause a scene.

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5/23

Diane slides the videos into her PURSE, smiles at thewaitress and they walk out.

EXT. PARKING LOT - NIGHT

Suzie walks ahead of Mike and Diane, towards Mikes beat upTEAL ALTIMA.

DIANEYou should have never turned tomail order.

MIKEHere goes, one more time will help,Im sure.

Diane puts a warm hand on his cheek and they stop. She takes

the DVDs out of her purse and signs them, then hands them toMike. He smiles and gives her a tight hug.

DIANEHow about we try this again? Drinkstomorrow at uh... Droppin Deuces?

MIKEYou have always been great atreading my mind. We can celebrateproperly.

ADEN

Without the ball-n-chain, thatsfor sure.

DIANEIve got a filming tomorrowmorning, Ill call you later though.

Mike puts his hand on Adens shoulder and walks her over tohis car. He puts the two DVDS into his trunk and smiles backat Diane and then gets in. They drive off into the night.

INT. BROKEN DOWN SHACK - DAY

A SINGLE 80W LIGHT swings on its CABLE in the middle of the10 by 10 foot shack. Its CORRUGATED ALUMINUM walls arestreaked with GLAZED DONUT HAND PRINTS.

STEVE GOLDMAN, 26, a wiry guy with GLASSES and a GOATEE filmsfour guys. They all wear FAKE MILITARY CAMOUFLAGE and CHEAPSUNGLASSES.

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Ron, 22, sports a MARINE TATOO and more muscle than jesus. Heholds one end of the BOARD that Diane struggles on.

Herman, 28, stands nearly 7 feet tall and wears berkinstocksand a TYE DYE SHIRT under his camo. He lies on his back and

supports the board, and pulls on the STRAPS.

Joe, 24, bounces off the walls. He sniffs a line of cocaineand returns to splashing. He splashes Diane with BUCKETS ofwater, but only on her tits.

Carl, 30, plays the questioner. He crouches over Dianes bodyand breathes heavily.

They wank around Diane, as she struggles under her STRAPS ona make shift WATER-BOARD STATION. A BURLAP SACK muffles herwords.

A FILM CLAPPER lies on shelf - Bukake Boarding.

They smear the sack with SEMEN.

STEVEAlright, line!

JOEWhere is the fuckin bomb, bitch.

The guys can barely keep their faces straight as they takepart in this travesty.

CARLDamn you whores, fuckin our men andmakin em into terrorists!

Ron smacks Dianes tit and she squeels. Steve pushes PAUSE onhis HD CAMERA and hands Herman a JUG of MAN-JUICE, a semenlike substance but in massive quantities.

STEVEAlright guys, lets get to themoney shot.

Diane makes a muffled affirmation. The guys just laugh, andSteve unpauses his camera.

Herman takes Dianes bindings, and pulls them tight.

CARLLet it out, cmon we know you didit!

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7/23

Splash, bloorp, glug, glug, glug. The guys pour the jug overburlap sack. Diane squirms within her bindings.

Joe buries his face in her tits and plays motor boat. The manJuice goes everywhere.

CARLWhere is the nuke, you fuckingGerman?

STEVEGerman? She is a terrorist. Youdumb fuck.

Ron picks up another jug of Man Juice and pours it ontoDianes face. Glug, glug, glug. Diane struggles and gagsunder the sack.

STEVEThere we go guys! Keep that up!

She goes limp. Joes motor boat continues.

Glug, bloorp.

RONHaha! This is fucking cool. I feellike Im back in Guantanamo.

Steve walks over and pats Diane on the face. She doesntrespond. He smacks her again and pulls the bag off of her

head.

Dianes eyes stare past Steves shoulder, her lips turn blue.

STEVEFuck. You guys better get out ofhere. Ill call my brother.

Joe turns off his motor boat and stands. His face reflectsthe lights like a warm freshly glazed Krispy Creme donut. ManJuice drips off of his face onto Dianes.

Her eyes continue to stare.

INT. PORN SHOP - SALES FLOOR - DAY

Pradeep clears a DISPLAY of FLESHLIGHTS hurriedly. a fewother DISPLAYS stand cleared next to the curtain into thecurtained hallway.

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8/23

Pradeep loops the VELCRO STRAPS around the curtains and walksone of the emptied displays into the back room.

Mike walks in and straight over to the REGISTER. A couple oftaps and the till opens. Mike counts out a couple hundred

dollars, puts it into a SMALL PAPER BAG next to the register.

Mike puts the remainder in a second PAPER BAG markedSAFE-T-BAG.

PRADEEP (O.S.)You son of a dog.

Mike smiles and walks over and puts the bag on one of thedisplays. Pradeep comes out of the back and picks up thedisplay.

MIKE

They are always late, why do youact like this D-Day?

PRADEEPI prefer to get this done before...

Tires screech outside the front door, and a police hornpierces the air.

PRADEEPShit.

Mike takes the display from Pradeep and walks into the back.

Pradeep releases the Velcro and lets the curtains fall.

OFFICERS BARAK GOLDMAN, 64 with a Jerry curl looking Jew-fro,and RYAN BRUSUELAS, 29 of Scandinavian descent, walk in andstraight to the Anal section. They thumb through a few DVDS.

Mike returns to the floor, picks up a second display andwalks it into the back.

One catches Goldmans attention, Sloppy Balls. His eyebrows arch.

BRUSUELASIsnt this the bitch from thismorning?

GOLDMANYep, All taken care of. Stevell befine. No charges filed.

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Mike sees the cover and walks up to Goldman, snatches thevideo out of his hand and frowns. Diane smiles on the DVDcover.

MIKE

No charges? What happened, was sheassaulted?

Goldman pushes Mike backwards into a wall of DVDS. The DVDSfly into the air, along with their shelves. Mike lands andgrunts as a shelf jams him in the rib cage.

GOLDMANWho the fuck are you? That bitchdied this morning, drowned.

Brusuelas chuckles.

PRADEEPHey, Hey, Hey! Do not bash up myshop. I dont want no troubles.

Mike fumbles about as he fails to right himself, but he slipson the DVDS again, and again. Pradeep helps him to his feet.

MIKEDrowned!? What? How?

Pradeep hands Goldman the small bag of money and pushes himand Brusuelas toward the front door.

PRADEEPThey are probably full of shitty.

(To Goldman)Please go now, no troubles.

Goldman slips Pradeep a business card.

GOLDMANDont forget about our businessplan.

Mikes brow furrows, and he picks up his CELL PHONE and dialsthe police.

MIKEShit, I have to take Aden toschool, Ill be back in a halfhour. He better be full of shit.

Mike walks out of the shop, phone to his ear.

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10/23

EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY

Officer Goldman walks at a hurried pace to his CRUISER. Hepasses a thumbs up sign to Officer Brusuelas.

MIKE(To Phone)

I need information about DianeJohnson... Yes, I am family.

Mike gets into his car and drives off toward home.

Brusuelas flips a SWITCH as Goldman leans his head into thecar.

MIKE (O.S.)(Over Radio)

No! Why didnt anyone try tocontact... What happened?

GOLDMANSometimes, rookie, you have tofollow a hunch.

Brusuelas laughs a bit, then starts the car. Goldman gets inand they drive off in the same direction.

INT. MIKES ALTIMA - DAY

The CRACKED DASHBOARD hangs over the broken SPEEDOMETER. TheVENTS are clogged with CIGARETTE TAR. WIRES hang out of thehole where a radio once was.

Aden pulls on her HAIR EXTENSIONS. Her KNAPSACK lies in theback seat, a couple her SCHOOL BOOKS on dance lay on top ofit.

ADENShes really dead? Did you confirmthat with the police?

MIKEYes, Im not a fucking idiot.

His hands wring the STEERING WHEEL, his knuckles turn white.

Aden pulls an extension out of her hair. She looks at Mikeand softens.

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11/23

ADENShit, Im sorry. I forgot aboutyou. Baby, are you alright?

Mikes face rolls through sadness and grimaces and then

softens.

ADENHow did this cop know about it?

MIKENo clue.

ADENYou should find out. He has to beinvolved.

MIKE

Maybe it was an accident.

Aden pierces into him, her eyes on fire.

ADENThat is thin, incredibly thin. Getback with it. You cant die doingbukake porn.

Mike pulls to a stop in front of Adens school. Mikes gazelands on her. She grabs her books, tosses her knapsack overher shoulder and steps out.

ADENYou have to do something, Mike.

Mike pulls away.

EXT. MIKES ALTIMA - DAY

Mike pulls to the side of the road, behind him a policecruiser blares its SIREN and EMERGENCY LIGHTS. OfficerGoldman and Brusuelas step out of their cruiser.

Mike bends down and looks through his GLOVE COMPARTMENT forhis REGISTRATION.

Brusuelas walks over to the drivers side, and runs his BATONinto the BRAKE LIGHT. It shatters out. Mike looks up from theglove compartment and sits up.

MIKEWhats the deal? Oh shit, its you.

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12/23

Goldman assumes the backup position at the passenger door ofthe cruiser, SIX-SHOOTER PISTOL drawn.

BRUSUELASIt seems that you have a tail light

out.

Mike pokes his head out and sees the BRAKE LIGHT PLASTICsprinkles dot the ground.

MIKEHey, you just did that. Dont be adick.

BRUSUELASWould you please step out of thecar, hands on top of your head ifyou dont mind.

Mike steps out of the car and places his hands on the top ofthe car.

MIKEI dont know what you guys aredoing here, but...

GOLDMANYou have the right to shut the fuckup, Id suggest you do it.

Brusuelas HAND CUFFS Mike with his hands behind his back.

Goldman joins the two. He presses his baton into Mikes ribs.

GOLDMANYou are barking up the wrong tree.

Brusuelas reaches into the SUNVISOR of the Altima and pullsout a TRANSMITTER.

GOLDMANWeve been listening to you, kid.You better not be any trouble.

Mike struggles a bit, but gives up when Goldman digs hisbaton into his ribs again.

MIKEWhat do you want.

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13/23

BRUSUELASFind something better to do withyourself. Goldmans brother is agood kid.

Goldman smacks Brusuelas in the arm. Mike tries to get awaybut Goldman has him in his grip.

GOLDMANWe should hang onto you for thenight, assaulting a police officerand all.

Brusuelas tosses Mike into the back of their cruiser. Goldmanpicks up the radio

GOLDMANImpound. Got a blue Altima on route

3, near the adult school.

INT. NIGHT HOLDINGS - DAY

A LARGE MOUNTED CREST shimmers on the wall, next to a CLOCKthat tells time counter clockwise. DEPUTIES carry PAPERWORKand PERPS around the office in similar fashion.

A HUGE U.S. FLAG waves in the air conditioned artificialwind.

Officer Goldman escorts Mike up to the DISPATCH DESK and

leans him against it. Mike winces as his ribs make contactwith it.

GOLDMANResisting arrest, assaulting anofficer and possession of indecentmaterial.

Goldman tosses the two signed videos onto the desk. DEPUTYHarris, 24, shuffles papers and hands Goldman a packet ofthem.

HARRISAwe yea! I just got Sloppy Balls 1.That ones great.

GOLDMANLets put this guy on the books, wepulled him over for a broken taillight.

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14/23

Goldman folds the paperwork and slips it into his backpocket.

MIKEThis is bullshit.

Officer Young, 50, walks in from holdings and takes Mike bythe arm. Young has a southern drawl.

YOUNGWelcome to my shop of horrors.Right this way Dorothy.

Young walks Mike into the HOLDINGS CELLS.

INT. JAIL CELL - NIGHT

A lone TOILET runs over with the BLUE WATER, clogged from theday before. A COT sits against the bars, streaked with athree foot smudge of shit.

Young shoves Mike into the cell where he nearly vomits.

YOUNGYou shouldnt have brought yourselfin here, youngster.

Deputy Harris walks in. He carries the two pornos with himand nudges Young.

HARRISYou should see this woman with anear of corn, She is awesome.

Mikes ears perk up.

YOUNGOh, yea. I met her once. Hey wait.She looks familiar.

Mike walks to the bars. Young slides the DVD into theirDVD/VCD COMBO Box and turns on the Television.

EXT. NIGHT SCHOOL - NIGHT

Aden stands alone. Her face turns from anger to disgust asshe notes the time on the schools CLOCK TOWER.

ADENI fucking hate this shit. That guyalways keeps him after.

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15/23

Adens phone rings.

ADENHello?

OPERATORWould you take a collect call from...

MIKE (O.S.)MIKE! IM-IN-JAIL-CALL-5552313

Aden hangs up and dials the number.

MIKE (0.S.)Hey! Are you alright?

ADEN

What did you do?

MIKENothing, go get the car at thepolice impound and come get me. Imat central holdings.

ADENFuck, alright. See you soon.

INT. JAIL CELL - NIGHT

Deputy Harris reads a local tabloid, and chuckles to himself.Mike reclines in a chair opposite the deputy, coffee in hand.

Officer Young rewinds a scene of Dianes from Sloppy Balls2 and plays through it again.

YOUNGYou should have just fucking toldme who your sister was. Royaltyman. She was amazing.

MIKEShe does a mean helicopter. Youshould see what she can do with acandle.

The deputy folds the paper down with bright eyes.

DEPUTY #1That was uhm... Wax on Wax off 4right?

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16/23

MIKEShe was a natural.

Young pats Mike on the shoulder, his face saddened.

YOUNGIts a damned shame.

Young hands Mike a list of five names - Steve Goldman,Ronald White, Joseph Buckley, Carl Sweet and Herman David.Goldman is Underlined.

YOUNGWeve arranged your release, Wellkeep Goldman tied up, just stay outof the limelight.

The Deputy gives Mike an ENVELOPE of his HOUSEKEYS, WALLET

AND PHONE and pops Sloppy Balls 2 out of the DVD player.

YOUNGOh hang on, Do you mind if we keepthis one? Id like to make somenotes for my sister.

EXT. NIGHT HOLDINGS - NIGHT

The aged building flakes paint and a LARGE BUST of a BIRD,which may have been an eagle at some point in time, lies onits side in what used to be a FLOWER BED.

Goldman watches out of his office window, a smile from ear toear looks like a sword has sliced into his face.

Aden pulls up in Mikes Altima and Goldmans smile loosensgrip on his ears and his brow furrows.

Mike walks out of the front door and up to the car. She hugshim and he winces as she squeezes him.

ADENYou had better not have doneanything crazy!

MIKEWatch the ribs.

ADENGoldman was the arresting officer,isnt he the one from earlier?

Mike nods his head and gestures toward the car.

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17/23

MIKELets go get something to drink.

Aden opens the door for him and she runs around to the otherside and gets in.

Mike stands at the door for a moment. He gazes up into thesky then down into the office window at Officer Goldman.

Goldman takes out his phone and dials a number. Mike and AdenDrive off.

GOLDMANWe may have a problem. Keep youreyes open. Call me if you haveproblems.

INT. PORN SHOP - SALES FLOOR - NIGHT

The shelves beg to be straightened. The earlier raid leftmany titles out of their proper section. Mike walks in at abrisk pace. He stops for a moment to reorganize a shelf.

PRADEEPMike! Where have you been?

MIKEDont give me a hard time. Can Iget an advance?

PRADEEPWhat? No. You should know betterthan that, Payday is only two daysaway.

Mike walks over, opens the register, and takes out threehundred dollars.

PRADEEPHang on now, dont go beingasshole.

MIKEI am having the worst day of mylife and you are going to gripewith me over my wages.

A CUSTOMER, 25, grossly overweight and in baggy clothes,walks out of the back, straightens up his pants and smiles.

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18/23

CUSTOMER #1Prada, you got anything with feet?I cant get off without the feets.

PRADEEP

Hang on.(To Mike)Are you seriously going tojeopardize your job here?

Mike walks past Pradeep and to the customer. He pulls a DVDoff of the shelf and hands it to the customer.

MIKETry out Barefoot Confidential 92,Lady Dy has fantastically paintedtoes.

Pradeep turns his nose up.

PRADEEPWhat do you want with feets?

Mike goes over and sorts out a series of videos.

CUSTOMER #1Feet man, I need to see the bitchestoes. Hook me up in the arcaderoom.

Pradeep walks into the back.

CUSTOMER #1Dude, this new director, Gold-something, hes got a new seriesout, you gots it?

Mike turns to the customer with confusion carved into hisface.

MIKEGoldman?

CUSTOMER #1Yea man! He is all about politicalbullshit really. Its good for alaugh, definitely not fapable.

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19/23

INT. PORN SHOP - ARCADE ROOM HALLWAY

Mike walks through the curtain and up to Pradeep in roomnumber 1. Pradeep pages through the available porn on a TIVO

LIKE digital system on an in wall LCD.

He leans on the back of the chair in the middle of the room,but doesnt make skin contact.

MIKEThis guy Goldmans brother is thedirector youve been asked todistribute for?

Pradeep looks up from the porn list and shrugs.

PRADEEP

What about him?

MIKEYouve got his contact information?

Pradeep reaches in his pocket and pulls out the card fromearlier.

PRADEEPYou no making troubles.

MIKEThe foot fetish stuff is all under

Legs and Feet, not Feet. They tendto go together.

The customer joins them with a smile.

CUSTOMER #1Ah yes! Youve found it! Goodie!

Mike takes the card and walks back through the curtain.

INT. DROPPIN DEUCES - NIGHT

Two 1932 DEUCE COUPES hang from the CEILING. BEER pours outof the FRAYED FUEL LINES. The WHITE WALLED TIRES spin asthough they still barrel down the road.

Paired music from the THIRTIES, FORTIES and FIFTIES playsfrom a JUKEBOX. There are no TVs in the bar.

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20/23

The STOOLS are pressed out of POPPED BOTTLE CAPS and moldedfrom years of asses and polishing from denim. BIKERS andWHORES are all around.

An old mechanic, Striker, and his partner in crime, Jay,

clang glasses as Mike and Aden walk into the bar. Mike andAden sit near them.

ADENSo, are you going to be alright?

Mike signals to the FEMALE BARTENDER.

MIKEBigfoot, chilled glass if you dontmind.

ADEN

I see, uhm. What is on your mind.

Striker looks up from the bartenders ass and makes eyecontact with Mike.

STRIKERHey, You look familiar? We everfucked before?

Mike turns to him with a frown on his face. The BARTENDERdelivers a tall GLASS of BIGFOOT ALE.

MIKE

No, that was probably my sister youremember.

BIKER #1Oh, shit. You are a dude!

A hearty laugh bounces off of the walls through the bar. Thebikers clang GLASSES.

MIKEThey are right, this is all a joke.

Mike thumbs the business card.

ADENFuck those guys, you dont need toprove anything to them.

Mike looks up from the business card and smiles. He puts itdown under his glass of ale and reaches across the table totouch Aden.

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21/23

ADENIf nothing else, you will rememberher.

Mike drains his glass and puts it back down on top of the

card. The magnified address reads 55 love st.

Mike pulls the folded up list out of his pocket, and hands itto Aden.

MIKEHold onto that.

Mike gets up and walks into the bathroom.

EXT. STEVES LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Lots of GLASS and MIRRORS line the walls. A LONG TABLE seatsRon, Carl, Joe and Steve. They eat together as the FORTY-NINERS play in the background on a 72 inch FLATSCREEN.

Officer Goldman and Herman walk into the room. Herman takesup a seat opposite to Steve and gets back into the game.

HERMANThis guy means business? He lookslike a chump.

GOLDMANI agree, but hes got people

skills.

Goldman tosses the HOLDINGS REPORT onto the table. A largered stamp over their contents says CHARGES EXPUNGED.

GOLDMANThat was after a couple hours inholdings.

Herman smiles at the other guys.

HERMANGrow up, you are just beingparanoid.

GOLDMANI could give a fuck about you, Imjust letting you in on whats goingon.

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22/23

STEVEWith a title like Bukake Boardingshe should have known what toexpect.

The guys share a chuckle. Ron laughs a little longer than theothers.

Ron pulls out an 8 inch Rambo type HATCHET BLADE from hisBOOT.

RONEven if he wants a piece...

A touch down cuts Ron off. The crowd explodes into a roar andthe guys join them, save Steve and Goldman.

Goldman motions for his brother to follow him into the

bedroom.

INT. DROPPIN DEUCES - NIGHT

Six empty glasses sit in triumph of drunkenness. Mike picksup a new glass of his ale, sloshes it around and a third ofthe glass lands on the table with a splash.

Everyone slurs their words.

ADENI would love to make love to

professor snape.

JAYFrom that potter movie?

ADENYea, he was hot. In that movie withthe dead guy from the dead guymovie.

MIKEYou also thought that twilight wasgood.

Aden clangs glasses with Mike.

STRIKERNo, but really man. You sure aboutthis guy Goldman?

Mike nods his head and gestures to the list and business cardand raises his shoulders and eyebrows.

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23/23

Jay points to a scar on his forehead.

JAYWhatever you do, stay out of thelaw.

STRIKERThey dont scare me none.

MIKEWell you say that, but I imagine itgets pretty messy.

STRIKERJust remember to wear some gloveslike O.J.

Laughter breaks out. A biker from the end of the bar orders

Mike a drink. They cheer each other.

INT. STEVES BEDROOM - NIGHT

The WHITE CARPET and walls contrast with the DARK SHEETS onthe BED, which are well lived in. The bed lies sheets wideopen, unmade. The PILLOWS huddle together on the floor.

Goldman and Steve walk into the room and Steve sits down. Hecoddles a pillow in his lap.

Goldman kneels down next to Steve and hands him a SMALL

PISTOL.

GOLDMANYou dont gotta use it, just takecare of yourself.

STEVEI am not touchin that thing.

Goldman shakes his head and tosses the pistol onto Stevesbed.

GOLDMANYou had better open your eyes. Ifthis guy gets it in his mind...

STEVEOh god, chill out. We didnt doanything.

Steve throws the pillow at Goldman and storms out of theroom.

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