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First Daughter Script
Once upon a time,
there was a little girl...
Just like any other little girl.
- And like most little girls...
- I gotcha!
She loved collecting
beautiful things.
Look it what I have.
Always sharing them
with her friends.
Hello.
Come on over and meet
my friends, Hoppers.
She would throw the most amazing teaparties for her very closest companions.
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Mr. Elephant, have you met my daddy?
He's the governor, you know.
And then it happened.
You know that awkward
but typical time oflife...
- when you feel like every eye is on you...
- Mackenzie!
Like you're the main attraction
in a three-ring circus.
That's right.
She became a teenager.
But eventually,
she made it through.
And as she blossomed, she became
more comfortable with herself.
- There she is. Hey, Sam. How you doing?
- Hi, Dad.
Hi, sweetie. I'd like you to meet...
And like most teenagers,
she enjoyed parties...
- and pizza.
- Enjoy.
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- Thanks.
- And like her peers...
she often felt as ifher every move
was scrutinized.
- Hold it right there.
- Big smile, Sam.
Mom, promise me you would never let me
leave the house looking like that.
Never! It looks like she found
Chelsea Clinton's old crimping iron...
and Amy Carter's Sassoons.
It's like a terrorist
got a hold of her.
I don't know what's going on.
But what do you think?
What is the worst outfit that you have
ever seen Samantha wear?
- I'll bet it's gonna be close.
- I bet it is too.
There have been
a lot of lousy outfits.
If Mac is back, get in there
and clean out your kid's closet.
- But with maturity...
- Thank you.
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She was able to look outside herself...
and appreciate the wisdom
ofher elders.
And I'll tell you something.
Decades in politics give you...
special life skills, Sam.
Like an excellent poker face.
Not bad, Senator Downer.
Thank you for the tip.
In short...
- she grew up... happily...
- Good night.
- With the love of a father...
- Good night, Sam.
- And a mother...
- See you in the morning, sweetheart.
Who she thought
were the center of the world...
in an old white house...
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they called home.
Lucky Charm's on site.
Something wrong with Sam.
Are you sure? It's an
election year, remember?
She could use a little down time.
Starting November
she can have all the down time she needs.
Mr. And Mrs. Latif Moratee,
President Mackenzie, First Lady...
- Samantha.
- Hello.
- Good to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Samantha.
Please.
This way.
We have press conference
at : . To Marine One, : .
To Air Force One at : .
Travel time, four hours, minutes.
Twenty-five minutes
to destination Redmond Univ...
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Hold that thought, Liz.
Let's pretend that tomorrow
I'm heading off to college.
- Mm-hmm.
- I grab my bags, which I packed myself.
I throw them into
my adorable collegiate car...
next to my cooler that has a beer hiding
underneath the bologna sandwiches.
My parents cry.
Their only child is growing up and so forth.
And then I do it.
I drive off like the normal,
run-of-the-mill kid that I am.
You're still a princess.
You should at least wear a ball gown.
Ignorance is bliss.
What can I say?
I say, good night,
normal, boring girl.
And you better hide that beer,
because under the sandwiches...
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that's the first place
they'll look.
- Duly noted.
- Good night.
Did you take the southern route
through the stairwell...
or the northern route
through the access hall?
- Eastern route.
- Oh!
Two elevators, one moving walkway,
turn left at the Lincoln arches.
- It's lesser-known, but very effective.
- Mm-hmm.
Eastern route's one of
my favorites, actually.
And that Lincoln arches thing
is a very nice touch.
You know, if you're gonna
eat this cake...
you have to pay the toll.
- Inflation.
- Mm-hmm.
You know, you should really
do something about that, Dad.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
- Not the dancing.
- Dancing.
- Ready?
- Ready.
Good.
- I need to say something.
- Okay.
About tomorrow.
- I was thinking...
- Mm-hmm.
And maybe I should go alone.
- Really?
- Yeah. I mean...
it's hard enough to blend in, having a team of
Secret Service men carrying my books, then...
Uh-huh.
All I'm saying...
I just wanna be
like everybody else.
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Sam, you're not like
everybody else.
Ready?
It's the big finish.
Here it comes.
Yes! Yes.
They won't ask you about policy.
They'll probably ask you about...
your expectations, your hopes,
your major, and you'll say...
Don't worry, Liz. I'm set.
Does anyone have my...
- Got it.
- Thank you.
So, you're just like
any other American family.
Whose daughter is
heading off to college.
Remember, today you're not just
the First Lady, but you're also a mom.
I'd like to think
I'm both women every day.
In short, you're just a proud dad.
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Like every other dad...
watching his little girl
head off to California for college.
You can segue into your education
reform initiative from there.
And time permitting, Mr. President,
the California Youth Literacy Program.
- It's not a stump speech.It's about my daughter.
- Right.
Mr. President,
how do you feel about your only child...
going to school
so far away?
Well, uh, I could suggest
moving the nation's capitol to California.
Samantha, will you miss D.C?
And better yet,
what will you miss least?
Wow. That's a tough one.
Well, I can't tell you
what I will miss the least...
but I can tell you
what I will miss the most.
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That is my friends
and my family.
But I am very excited to experience life
as a normal kid...
having a normal
college experience.
- Thank you.
- Thank you. We don't have any more time.
Thank you very much.
Whoo! Mr. President!
This is not
what I dreamed of.
Oh, we know, honey.
Next life.
Oh, God. Please, no
"Hail to the Chief."
Game time.
Hi, Sam.
You know, hon,
it's not too late to call Georgetown.
Live at home.
Free laundry.
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Dad, I didn't choose a school
miles away for nothing.
- Roommate's name?
- Mia Thompson.
Parents Janet and Kyle.
Divorced.
Both strong supporters
in the polls.
I heard that.
Well, that's odd.
They were supposed to be here by now.
Once I heard a rumor, Mom, that there are
actually some people out there...
that don't live
a minute-by-minute schedule.
How do they live?
Roommate's caught in traffic.
E.T.A. Is minutes.
She should at least get the good bed
if she has to live with me.
Did you check
that itinerary with Liz?
- For?
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- Well, there are just a few small functions...
your father and I thought
that you might enjoy attending.
Yeah. Uh, do I have a choice?
Sir.
- Oh, yeah. Honey...
- Already?
Like you're not chomping at the bit
for us to get outta here.
Well, the President
and the First Lady, yes.
Mom and Dad? Not so much.
Let's go.
You've got a campaign to run.
Three, two, one.
You remember, a full load of laundry
dries faster than half a load.
Always take the stairs.
Don't sweat the petty things.
Yeah, don't pet
the sweaty things either.
And your father will be here
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all... week campaigning.
- If you need anything, call Liz.
- I'll be fine. Thank you.
You'll be great.
Okay, look at me,
at a loss for words.
Just tell me you'll miss me, Dad.
So, when the election's over, uh,
we'll spend some time together.
A whole day, hours.
In a row?
Promise.
Be a good kid.
Hey, Sam.
- Please be mellow.
- On one condition.
Could we major in something fun?
I'm really hoping we're not premed.
Light on the math.
Zip it, Bock.
And, Dylan?
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Especially you.
Not another word.
Look, if you're gonna be going through
my stuff, at least you can help me carry it.
Are you aware there are two huge
individuals with stun guns...
sticky hands and no manners
flanking our door?
- You must be Mia.
- And you're not Linda.
Redhead. Paterson, New Jersey.
Plays trombone.
Surprise.
I'm Samantha Mac...
You're not as tall in person.
I'm really excited about this year.
There's so many things I wanna do.
- No offense, Miss Mackenzie...
- Samantha.
Samantha...
but I have a plan...
- of college.
- That's great.
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Look, I'm just trying to have
a normal college experience, okay?
- All I want is normal, Mia.
- Right.
I'm going to
the housing office.
They said you were the kind of girl
who was up for anything.
I'm disappointed.
- You're manipulating me.
- Yes.
It's kinda working.
Please, Mia.
Just give it a shot.
That's all I'm asking.
Well, the situation
could have its advantages.
Absolutely.
Like, in case of a national emergency...
guess who gets a free seat
on the chopper?
I was kind of thinking your Secret Service
could get us beer.
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- You can forget about that.
- We'll work on it.
Mia Thompson,Arkansas royalty.
I didn't know they had
royalty in Arkansas.
Course we do.
My dad's a king.
I mean, he's had
a few queens since my mom, but...
You know, Tire King...
best seller of the South?
Cool. This is Bock. Dylan's outside.
They're protecting us.
Could that involve tackling me?
'Cause the bald one's a little sexy.
And you can forget
about that too.
Yeah.
Look, bonus points for giving me the good bed.
I like you already.
But just to let you know,
don't kiss my ass.
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'Cause I certainly
won't be kissing yours.
Mia, I like you already.
It's our first day.
I'm trying to have fun.
Why don't you change clothes?
We can go hang out. Go to some parties.
Meet some guys.
Definitely meet some guys.
My night's scheduled already.
I thought I looked okay, no?
Oh, yeah, sure. If you're trying
to hang out with the dean.
Miss Mackenzie, I speak
for the entire faculty...
when I say,
"Welcome to Redmond. '"
And I assure you
that you'll be treated just like any student...
just the minute we conclude
this elaborate party in your honor.
In the sense they would
support preferred policy.
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Of course, the fundamental
importance of agenda control...
was established by McKelvey...
irrespective of implications
for the final outcome.
In fact, one ofhis
most notable papers showed...
that the one person, one vote...
system of voting...
did not always lead to a middle ground
in decision making.
The manipulation of agenda could have
a great impact on policy making.
You missed a great party.
- Sorry about that.
- Fortunately, I can provide you...
with another normal
college experience...
in which the roommate
kicks you out in the name of...
Higher education.
Can I just get my...
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- Come back in two.
- Minutes?
Hours.
We'll be following the First Daughter
through her entire...
Did you see Samantha Mackenzie
arrive at college?
I'm not saying the First Daughter
dresses badly...
but today, apparently Goodwill donated
some clothes, so I think that...
With guaranteed results.
If you have ring around the toilet...
Illegal motion.
- Take a look at this.
- With embroidery on the sleeves.
With embroidery
around the neck.
With a front closure.
It's very beautifully done.
Soft, all lines.
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Look at that embroidery
around the shoulder.
And a slight shoulder pad.
And the Mandarin neckline.
This works great
with, uh, our tank top.
Taylor to the right.
He's got a hole.
He's got a big hole. And he's clear through
to the -yard line.
- He's still going. He's on his feet...
- Samantha Mackenzie?
Greetings, Ms. Mackenzie.
The Redmond chapter of Lambda Zeta Phi...
is pleased to invite you
to our annual plunge.
It's an invitation-only event.
Bathing suits are mandatory.
Bikinis are preferred.
Thanks a lot, guys.
We hope to see you there,
Ms. Mackenzie.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
How do you look
in a bikini, Bock?
Hmm.
"They had already poured the sum totalof their knowledge into his waiting vessel;
"and the vessel was not full.
"His intellect was not satisfied,
his soul was not at peace...
his heart was not still. '"
Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
I shall do my best...
to see to it that your intellect
is satisfied.
And your soul is at peace.
And your vessel
is filled this semester.
For starters, would it be possible
to shift your attention to me?
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I know I'm not as pretty,
but, uh, come on.
- Work with me.
- Excuse me, Professor?
- Yes.
- I didn't see anything in the syllabus
about a vessel.
Uh, excuse me?
I see the books
that I'm supposed to buy...
but I don't see any mention
about a vessel of any kind.
You said you were gonna fill one?
Right?
I did. I did say that.
Thank you.
Thank you for pointing that out.
A very literal interpretation.
Thank you very much. Uh,
"He had one single goal...
to become empty of thirst'"...
Excuse me?
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Excuse me.
I wanted to thank you
for rescuing me in there.
It was nothing.
Besides, you don't strike me as the kind
of person who needs rescuing.
I'm Samantha.
I know I'm taller in person.
Fatter, thinner, fill in the blank.
I get that.
Actually, I was gonna say
you look exactly like I thought you would.
Bye, Samantha.
- We're moving.
- Not bad, Ms. Mackenzie.
You really shouldn't
objectify men like that, Mia.
- The boy is fine.
- Hi, Samantha.
Nice meeting you too. Hello.
Just to be clear, I've never been
a plus-one before.
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And it doesn't agree with me.
Thanks for coming, Mia.
I cannot believe how many cute guys
there are here.
Last time I was at a party like this,
I could only fill out a ruffled bikini.
Focus, Sam.
We are at a frat party.
You're right.
This is fantastic.
I think I'm blending in too.
Absolutely. Look, is there any way
that your fake Men in Black boys...
can back off?
All right, I'm about to show you
how to make a real entrance.
Whoo!
Don't mind me.
Gun! Gun, gun, gun, gun!
You're gonna be all right.
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- Take her to the campaign office across town.
- Lucky Charm's secure.
- It's just a water gun, man.- Shut up! Don't move.
California Headquarters,
Mackenzie for President.
I'm sorry. I'd have more on...
but I wasn't exactly given time to,
I don't know, get my stuff.
I guess she likes California.
Look, I gotta go. Wow.
- Don't tell me he's too busy.
I need to talk to him.
- You look great.
- What's going on, Sam?
- He has got too many Secret Service
following me around.
- I can't take it anymore.
- Sam, it's an election year.
Remember that.
Tensions are high. Just take a deep breath
and let me handle it. Okay?
Calm down.
I'll see ifhe has a minute.
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- Create my own forum.
- Mr. President?
- Liz?
- Your daughter's askingfor reduced security at college.
She's very unhappy, sir.
Um, can this wait?
- Go ahead.- We'll invite the press.
- It's not a good time.
- Fine.
Just tell him I'll ditch the whole
college thing and become a Hooters girl.
Good benefits, I hear.
- Sir?
- Yeah, it's... Liz.
There is a precedent
for reduced security.
I recommend cutting back
from four agents to two per shift.
Keep detail on the floor,
but not stationed at the room.
Sir, she's miserable.
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Okay.
Be right back.
Man.
I came this close to wearing
that exact bikini today.
Dad, if you want your daughter to have
any friends, we need to make some changes.
Yeah, well, I don't negotiate
with people in swimwear. Come here.
Dad, when Chelsea was at Stanford,
her Secret Service backed off.
They blended in.
They wore Birkenstocks.
Sam, I want you
to listen to me.
A navy blue suit with Birkenstocks
is a really bad look.
That was another time.
This is a real different world
we live in, Sam.
It is not like I am sleeping around
and getting drunk, Dad.
Come on.
You were my age once.
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All I am asking for
is a shred of normalcy.
I can't go out and party
like my friends.
No.
No, you can't.
Forget it.
This is the California Headquarters...
Samantha. Samantha.
- You got it.
- What?
Go back to school. You're on a new diet...
Secret Service lite.
- Thank you.
- And have fun.
Just not too much.
We got it from here.
And then there were two.
Finally.
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Lunge at me. Hit me. Tackle me.
Come on, you know you wanted to.
We could just celebrate.
I've narrowed it down to three target areas...
which, if we hit quickly...
Or maybe it's just right under our noses.
What's going on there?
Sam, I don't think
that's a party.
While Mackenzie's racking up
his frequent-flier miles...
Samuels is right here,
right now at home.
Health care,
education, new jobs.
Just a few of the things
Samuels has been working on...
while Mackenzie's out of the office
and out of the country.
Taking money out of our pockets again.
Next step: ; Out of office.
Whatever.
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Samantha Mackenzie.
How good of you to join us.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen...
what do you say to some good
old-fashioned bipartisan debate? Huh?
Yeah, come on, Miss Mackenzie.
Get on up there.
What do you say, Samantha?
Daddy's not here.
Can we hear what you have to say,
or do you only do what Daddy tells you?
Ooh!
All right, there you go. Another Mackenzie
running away from the real issues.
- What was that?
- Freedom of speech.
They have the right
to express their beliefs.
Okay, the freedom goes both ways.
Why don't you get to speak your mind?
- Fine. You wanna know what I think?
- Yeah.
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Well, I think
my father's administration...
gives a great deal of attention
to his domestic agenda.
- Take his college tuition...
- Blah, blah, blah. End of sound bite.
It's kind of hard to get that stuff
out of your head, huh?
Well, I know only one thing
that can definitely help.
What's that?
I should change.
I don't wanna ruin the outfit.
It can only improve it.
Come on, Sam!
- Hey, you okay?
- Yes. You?
Yeah.
I'm Sam. Remember?
James.
- Hey, you guys, get outta the way!
- You coming or not?
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Lambda Zeta Phi!
Watch and learn!
Come on, we're going again.
Wait a minute, James.
Wait up! Hey!
Excuse me, James?
Um, I had a really good time with you
on the slide last night.
No. Hey, James,
what's your major?
- Hi, James. James?
- Sam, come on.
James?
Sam, I'm trying to sleep.
- Hello?
- New York Post online.
Oh, no. I can't believe
I made the Post!
Mia Thompson,
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ladies and gentlemen.
Suffice it to say, your father feels like
he gave you an inch, and you took a mile.
I know.
L-I completely understand. I'm...
Listen to me, Sam.
You cannot pull a stunt like this again.
Look, I don't knowwho you're groveling to...
but the best thing about college
is you can hang up.
- Put him on.
- Are you crazy? He's on fire.
Look, Liz, I'll just say, "Dad, I love you.
This is unfortunate, but"...
- Go ahead. I'm listening.
- Hi, Dad.
Listen, I'm really sorry.
What were you thinking, Sam?
I know.
Yes, it's the roommate, Mia.
Just so we're clear, she's the one
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in the really uncomfortable-looking...
- Thong.
- In a thong.
- Correct.
- Okay. Put her on.
Mr. President?
Mia Thompson here.
Now, with all due respect, although I dothink your diplomatic skills are top-notch...
I think you really need
some serious parenting advice.
Really?
You know what, Mia?
I could not agree
with you more.
- What?
- It's great to know...
my daughter is living with
such a sensible young woman.
You've got that rare thing, Mia.
You know what it is? It's character.
Some people have it, some people don't.
You have it.
Really? Thanks.
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Um, I mean, you too.
That whole China thing was real good.
Yeah, I can... I can definitely see
how you do what you do.
I will. Bye.
- He's good, isn't he?
- Yeah.
Next time, you should be
a little easier on him.
Okay. But the difference is
he's my president and he's your father.
Not when he's calling
from the Oval Office, he's not.
Oval Office, Schmoval Office.
At some point, every father's gotta
learn to let go of his little girl.
And every little girl's gotta
learn to let go of her father.
How do you do that, Mia?
Vote no. No Mackenzie.
Vote no. No Mackenzie.
Vote no. No Mackenzie.
Vote no. No Mackenzie.
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- Ms. Mackenzie, one question, please!
- Back to your room.
How do you feel about the protestors?
Mia.
Oh, please, is she in there?
Mia, I need your help.
You. This is the R.A.'s room.
Good thing I'm the R.A. Then.
- What happened to Stewart?
- Stewart preferred something
a little lower key.
You can find him down at the "C" Wing
if you need him.
Sorry to hear that.
So, it seems you need
a place to hide out a bit.
Seems I do.
They have to leave
sooner or later, right?
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When's she coming out?
I have a better idea.
Here. Put this on.
There. And this.
Wait here for one minute.
You need a Kleenex?
Oh, no, I'm fine.
Follow my lead.
Hey, Mike, come on.
You gonna leave her in there?
Hey, Sam, stay as long as you want.
Where is she?
- Thank you very much.
- You too. Good luck.
- Mmm.
- You hate it, huh?
It tastes like freedom.
I should warn you
I'm a very slow eater.
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- It's terrible on the system to rush.
- Yeah, I can see that.
So, there will be
plenty of time for discussion.
Starting with the topic of you.
Tell me something I don't know.
- Something you don't know.
- Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Brazil's the only country
named after a tree.
Bagged lettuce that you buy in the store,
they wash it in chlorine.
The little parallelogram above
your top lip is called the filtrum.
Five years or half a decade
is a lustrum.
Every state in the Union
has a town named Springfield.
Male turtles grunt.
Female turtles hiss.
Difference between a fruit and a vegetable.
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Off the vine, fruit ripens, a vegetable rots.
Spread your arms like this, middle finger
to middle finger is equivalent to your height.
Distance from your wrist to your elbow
is the length of your foot.
- Your ears and nose never stop...
- Growing?
Right.
So, I guess we're all
living Pinocchios.
And you still haven't told me
anything about yourself.
Trust me. I'm not
that interesting.
- Ask and see what happens.
- Oh.
- Thank you for doing all of this.
- Excuse me.
Otherwise my husband
will never believe me.
Sure.
Oh, your boyfriend
can be in the picture too.
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- He's not my boyfriend.
- Oh.
You're such a beautiful young lady.
- Thank you.
- And I'm so glad...
that you grew out of
that awkward stage.
And your bosom
came in very nicely.
- Would you like me to take the picture?
- No, no. I've got it.
Oh, that's nice.
Yes. Thank you.
Really, don't feel obligated to tell me
anything about yourself.
Truthfully, one quick call
to the F.B.I. Or the C.I. A...
and I can get your blood type,
third-grade class picture...
and satellite photos
of your ex-girlfriend's homes.
I guess you didn't find anything when
you were rifling through my stuff earlier.
We'll take it slow.
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What is your major?
- Actuarial science.
- What actually is actuarial science?
Statistics, probability
and assessment of risk.
But more importantly,
uh, it's what my dad did.
And what his dad did.So, that's what I'm gonna do.
And what his dad did.
So, that's what I'm gonna do.
Samantha! That's them over there
across the street!
- Come on.
- There they go. Come on!
Please, Sam, one shot.
Hey, is that them?
- Let's do it again.
- Just catch your breath.
Come on.
He has a place out here too?
The place used to
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be the gambling casino.
He likes it there
because of the memories.
- The old ancestral home, huh?
- Oh, no.
Mr. Murdock wasn't born there, but most
ofhis best friends were killed there.
You know the police used toraid it and everything.
Your face.
No, no, you're all right.
The look you get.
It's like...
It's like the first time I rode my bike
without training wheels.
It's like you're experiencing
everything for the first time.
I am.
- Would you like something?
- You need to try this.
Will Fats be surprised?
He's expecting us.
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I picked you up an hour early.
We have lots of time.
- You get the bags. I'll undress.
- Thank you.
Enjoy it.
Uh-uh.
- What are you doing?
- A chocolate snack must be poureddirectly over popcorn.
That way you get that delicious
salty sweet mixture...
and a little melted chocolate.
Sometimes you gotta
break the rules.
You never know when you're
gonna get something inspired.
Well, go on, Mackenzie.
Break the rules.
If I had the strength...
Well?
It's disgusting.
I love it.
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- Favorite board game?
- Clue. Yours?
- Poker.
- Favorite season?
Congressional recess.
Venus or Serena?
Both. It's a trick question.
Favorite dessert?
Dinner menu Thursday.
I know I'm not supposed to say this,
but back at the White House...
my friend Joe makes
the most sensational souffl.
Although you really haven't tasted a blintz
until you've tasted Petrovich's.
Favorite First Daughter joke?
Must be hard.
It's not so bad.
No, really.
It must be hard.
Sometimes it really is.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
- No idea.- Put a little boogie into it.
Oh, no, come on.
How do I know this wasn't
just a one-time thing?
Probably wasn't even a date.
Let's find out.
"James, bonfire...
"Friday night.
"Be there.
Sam."
One, two, three.
Knights!
Go, Redmond!
Go, Redmond!
Go, Redmond Knights!
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Go, Redmond!
Go, Redmond!
Go, Redmond... Knights!
Redmond's in the house!
Everybody clap your hands.
Yeah, Red! Red!
Yeah, Red! Red!
I know you love
a good bonfire, Dylan.
Here's a tip. When you're having
a conversation with someone...
it's only polite
to let them get a word in.
A lot of folks, they wanna know: ;
What's that one special secret...
- for getting a victory?
- Still noJames?
Who was I kidding?
He's not interested.
He was just taking pity on me.
Give the guy a little leeway.
Between your dad...
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Are we supposed to salute
or say the Pledge of Allegiance?
Hands off the roommate's personals.Only I can touch 'em.
Dude, can't believe we're partying in,
like, Dorm Room One.
"Hey, Mia, what's she like?"
"Get to see her naked?"
"Can we all just stand in line
to kiss her ass?"
I'm so sick of all things Samantha.
Does she have a boyfriend?
She is so hot.
- Oh, yeah.
- I don't believe that's any of your business.
What's going on, Mia?
What's going on is
this isn't working out.
It's too hard.
Is it that you don't like living
with all the attention, Mia?
- Or that you don't like living without it?
- Excuse me?
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she really cares about?
Well, you know what?
At least I can admit I'm messed up.
You're so desperate to make everybody like
you, you let people use me to get to you...
and then you act like
you don't see what's happening.
You let people use you,regardless of whether I am around, Mia.
You make that choice all of the time...
so don't blame your
genetically lit roommate.
And don't draw on my parents.
It's not nice.
Oh, my God.
You really shouldn't sleep
in that position.
It's bad for your neck.
I deserve it.
I'm the devil. See?
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Oh, you are.
I wouldn't wanna be friends
with me either. Mm-mmm.
Reduced security or not.
I just have to face it.
My life will never be normal.
And what exactlyis so bad about that?
The last time I had privacy
I was in utero.
Imagine what it's like to have
your whole life picked out for you.
Imagine... never being alone
and always feeling lonely.
All I ever wanted
was to get my key...
get in a beat-up little Volkswagen,
and drive off to college.
You think I'm a silly, spoiled kid,
completely devoid of gratitude.
Actually, I think I completely understand
what you're going through.
- You do?
- This one time,
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I won the class spelling bee.
I couldn't get from point "A'"to point "B'"
without people watching my every move.
I had to avoid the press,
the paparazzi.
And the women.
My God, the women, Sam.
The number of training brasthat were left in my locker...
could fill the support needs
of an entire country.
So, listen, about last night.
You're my R.A.
It's forbidden.
I get it.
It's actually not just the R.A. Thing.
Oh, the other thing.
Most guys have to deal
with meeting the dad.
My dates have to charm
the commander-in-chief.
Note to fathers worldwide: ;
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the First Daughter.
I really like it.
You're just...
So are you.
All right then,
let's get back in there.
You lead.
You beat me.
- Oh, no, I kicked your butt.
- Thanks.
- Usually people let me win.
- Sam, you will never have to worry
about that with me.
Thank you.
Good.
- Will you show me how you did that?
- Mm-hmm. Excuse me.
We'll go one more time.
Just hers.
- I like your bracelet.
- Thanks.
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- I had fun.
All right.
Well, I guess I should...
Me too.
Well, thank you for tonight.
Good night, Samantha.
Good night.
James?
- Good night.
- Good night.
I know you're mad at me right now,
but I kissed him.
Oh, sorry. I'll just...
No, Sam, stay.
Really?
Yeah, really?
I really need to hang out
with my roommate tonight.
You should go.
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- Sam.
- Sam, just a second. Over here. Talk to us for just a second.
- I was right.
It's beautiful.
Hi.
- Mia and James.
- Gotcha. Hey, baby. How are you doin'?
- Good. Hey, Mom.
- Beautiful. I'm glad you're here.
Mr. And Mrs. President?
Mia Thompson.
- Oh.
- The one in the thong?
- Oh. Hey, Mia. How are you doin'?
- Hi.
- Mia, would you like a photo?
- Oh, yeah.
- Thanks.
- Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A.
And my b...
- Thanks.
- Dad, this is James Lamson, my R.A.
And my b...
- Mr. President, it's a pleasure
to meet you, sir.
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And isn't it a shame?
Here, on my waist.
- I need a minute alone with you.
- And I need your left hand.
- We shouldn't do this.
- Why not?
It's a free country.
I don't care what he says.
Call out the National Guard.
Nothing is stopping me
from dancing with you tonight.
Tonight I am making my own itinerary,
and it happens to feel great.
Sam...
- Go away.
- Okay. Never mind.
- I'm gonna spin now.
- Sam...
We're here to have fun
and have a few laughs.
And if I'm lucky, maybe I'll get to dance
with my beautiful wife, Melanie.
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- What do you think, Mel?
- You are so lucky.
Have a good time tonight.
Hey, Sam...
Vanuatu really a country?
'Cause this boy told me
he's the ambassador.
You are as beautiful as my country.
You are as beautiful as my country.
- Samantha, a few questions, this way.
- Sam... Samantha...
What do you feel about
your father's domestic policy...
and how does it affect you?
Is your education hurt by it?
I think my father's administration
gives a great deal of attention to its...
You know he's a fraud.
Take his college tuition
tax exemption initiative.
- Your dad is a fraud.
- Yeah, your daddy's a fraud.
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at least a half a dozen threats
against you... every day?
As your father, I couldn't live with myself
if something ever happened to you.
As a president...
this country can't afford to have
anything happen to you right now.
What could I do, Sam?
What choice did I have?
You had the choice
to be honest with me.
You had the choice not to lie to me...
as my father and as the president.
Oh, man.
Hon, I know you thought
he was your friend.
If you want,
We can replace him.
Won't he lose his job?
He'll be transferred
from First Family detail, but no.
No... Find another position.
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But not the right position.
He's in line to work for me.
And, yeah, that's where most agents
want to end up.
No. He can stay.
I really hope somedayyou understand this.
I do.
That is what is so disappointing.
I thought I'd finally found someone
who'd like me for me.
So how do you know his feelings
for you weren't real?
- He was just doing his job.
- That's crap. He wanted you.
Watch. Go back and act
like nothing happened.
Better yet, date somebody.
There's nothing a man wants
more than something he can't have.
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No. Seriously.
Okay. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie into it.
Okay. I'm beginning to regret
the outfit choice.
Who was I kidding?
I can't pull this off.
- Is it even working?
- You got yourself into this.
You're gonna follow through.
- Hey, ladies. Lookin'good.
- You're right.
- 'S'up?
- Besides, I have a date expecting me.
- What's his name again?
- Frank.
Can I speak frankly, Frank?
The life of the college student
is really growing on me.
- And furthermore,
you're really growing on me.
- Thanks.
Bock, from Lamson. She's wasted.
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Why should I trust you?
You lied to me.
You made me like you.
Why are you a Secret Service agent?
Honestly, right now I'm just tryin'
to get through this and do my job.
- Which, by the way,you're making very difficult.
- Oh. Really?
Why are you doin' this, Sam?
This isn't you.
Whoo! This is me, James...
me without you.
What was that?
I was just sayin' good night.
What is this?
Is this some kind of game to you, James?
- No.
- You don't have to pretend anymore.
You're an amazing girl.
Would you stop it?
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Forget image.
Forget politics. Forget...
Forget everything else
but who I am right now in here.
If things were different.
If things were different...
I'd still follow you around
all the time...
because I wanted to,
not because I had to.
Good night, Sam.
She's not up yet.
She's not here.
Hello. You have reached Moviefone.
If you know the name of the movie
you'd like to watch, stay on the line.
Sorry about all the calls.
Don't worry about it.
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Give me your left hand.
What are you doing?
Dancing with you.
On my shoulder.
We shouldn't. We can't.
Try not to lead this time, okay?
I, uh...
believe this is yours.
It'll take you on your next trip.
Even included the cooler.
We did everything
to your exact specifications.
- Thank you, James.
- Thank you.
Bye, Sam.
Now, go try to break a few rules, huh?
You try to keep some.
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It wasn't until she left
that house, however...
That she truly found home.
College-bound till spring, she'll be back
when the cherry blossoms bloom again.
With romance in the air,
James will be there.
But that's another story.
Yeah.
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