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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
YOU GOT RANDAZZO?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
TALK WHILE RANDAZZO IS TALKING
SO YEAH,IF YOU COULD
BE IN YOUR SEAT WHEN THE BELL RINGS RINGS,
THAT’D BE GREAT.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE HOMEWORK
AND YET EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEASSIGNMENT READY TO TURN IN
HOMEWORK NOT READY AT THE BEGINNING OF CLASS?
NO POINTSFOR YOU!
YOU WERE ABSENT AND DIDN’T CHECK THE CALENDAR?
OH, WELL.YOU’RE TAKING THE
QUIZ ANYWAY.
I DON’T ALWAYS USEMY CELL PHONE IN CLASS,
BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK FIRST IF IT’S OKAY AND THEN USE IT ONLY FOR ACADEMIC PURPOSES
YOUR TEACHER TOOK YOUR PHONE?
MINE TOOK MY LEGS
IT’S 8:30 P.M. AND I HAVE AQUESTION ABOUT THE HOMEWORK
WONDER IF ISHOULD EMAIL RANDAZZO...
MY PRINTER WASN’T WORKING
SO I HAD TO EMAILMY ASSIGNMENT INSTEAD
I have an 89.9 percent, so I’m going to ask if
she’ll round it up.
Fool! There’s norounding of grades in
the English department.Everyone knows that.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
YOU’LL ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK READINGS IN ORDER TO PASS?
IF YA LIKE POINTS,
THEN YA SHOULD’APUT YA NAME ON IT
YOUWILL LOSE POINTSIF YOU ASK TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM DURING SSR.
TAKE CARE OFYOUR BUSINESSON YOUR TIME.
SERIOUSLY, DUDE?
I JUST ANSWERED THAT EXACT QUESTION
DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK
IF YOU HAVE TO WRITEIN COMPLETE SENTENCES?
Y U NO ASK FOR HELP
WHEN U NEED HELP?
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE
RANDAZZO IS DEMANDINGBECAUSE SHE CARES
RANDAZZO KNOWS MY NAME
AND IT’S ONLYTHE SECOND WEEK
OF SCHOOL
AUGUST JUNE
ME – EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.BE KIND.
READY FOR THE RIDE?LET’S GO
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