One day in the olden days us adventurers were hunting down the Bis-ossa-sha-iger-at-rat. We heard a growling noise by the cave. We went into the cave. It was very dark and cold. We heard another growling noise. It got closer and closer and then we found it.

Its body stank! It smelt like when my dad went into toilet and did a number two!!! Its breath stank like road kill, it was disgusting. Its feet were

as feral as an elephant’s bottom when it’s just had diarrhoea. Just one smelly animal of a kind.

We exited the cave and went to the beach and make sand castles. While we were building sand castles the bis-ossa-sha-ruff-iger-at-rat flew away and we never saw it again.