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Sharing the Love – Brotherly harmony of The Avett Brothers coming to SIU Arena

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Ciao, amici! I canhardly believe that weare into our fourth

week of school. It is nice tofeel settled in.

We have developedroutines, such as going toour favorite café for lunch:Alex Bar. It’s this adorable,quaint restaurant rightaround the corner fromour school. They have a

different homemade pastaevery day, and the staff isalways the same. They’vecome to recognize us nowand always greet us with akind “Ciao” — hello andgoodbye.

We know where all themain spots are and haveeven had some really coolexperiences. One day,there was a large crowddeveloping outside theRoma Nike store. We saw alot of Kobe Bryant jerseys,and, upon listening andreading a decal high on thestore window, we learnedthat Bryant was making anappearance there.

We also had anunforgettable concertexperience. If any of youlisten to electronica,maybe you have heard ofAfrojack. I love his music,and we found out he wascoming to Rome. Ticketswere only 25 Euro, so myfriends and I went and hadan absolutely fantastictime. There were probably500 people in this chicclub, and lights weretinting the room purpleand pink while everyonewas in constant motion

until the early morning.We had some amazing

food and drink adventuresthis week. We went to oursecond wine tasting withMarco, a member of thestaff at our school, and wetook a pasta-making class.We have learned abouthow to correctly identifythe shade of a wine andhow to pinpoint its scent,its components and othersensory elements of sight,smell and, of course, taste.

Wine, pasta and Kobe Bryant in RomeRROOMMEEAADDVVEENNTTUURREESSLacie Goff

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SEE GOFF / PAGE 3

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This dark comedy by Tom Mula is not your classic Dickens!

October 24 & 25 - 7:00 pmVarsity Center for the Arts

418 S. Illinois Ave, Carbondale

Roles for 4 actors to portray 18 partsCopies of the script are available at the Carbondale Public Library.

More info at www.stagecompany.org or email the director, Mary Boyle at [email protected]

COMING ATTRACTIONSOctober 22nd - Janie Jett Mason & “Jason”

The Opry’s favorite ventriloquist

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LACIE GOFF / FOR THE SOUTHERNNBA player Kobe Bryant caused quite a stir at the Nike storein Rome, where he made an appearance.

DID YOU KNOW?Kobe Bryant spent much time growing up in Italy

because his father played professional basketball herefor eight years. Kobe has said there’s a good chancehe’ll play for an Italian pro league in the future.

Our pasta-making instructor was from Bologna, Italy,and she informed us that tagliatelle is traditional pastafrom the town. Though the shape looks like fettuccine, itis a separate, distinct type of pasta.

GOFF: Feeling at home in RomeFROM PAGE 2

I felt like a true wineconnoisseur, swirling thewine in my glass andlooking at the “legs” ofthe wine. The classes areevery other week, and Ican’t wait to participate inthe next one.

Pasta-making class wasphenomenal. Myroommate and I felt it wasa must to sign up, and itwas such a greatexperience. I wasn’t surehow difficult it would beto make our own pastafrom scratch, but itactually isn’t nearly ashard as you might think.Our teacher was an expertpasta maker, and she tookus step by step, helping usalong the way.

We ended up withtagliatelle pasta, which we

cooked and ate for dinnerthat night, and it wasdelicious.

I cannot wait to makemore homemade pasta.And, now that we’relearning more about wine,maybe I could nowactually pair the pastawith a wine that willmatch.

Buon appetite e a presto!Ciao!

LACIE GOFF is the daughterof Janice Gualdoni and thegranddaughter of Louieand Beauella Gualdoni, allof Herrin. Lacie is a juniorat California LutheranUniversity in Los Angeles,majoring incommunication andjournalism. She isspending this semester inRome, studying Italian,history and art history.

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Guest pianist opensChamber MusicSociety season

CARBONDALE —World-renowned pianistSandra Wright Shen will befeatured in twoperformances with SIUstudents and faculty.

Well-regarded for herinterpretations of theRussian master,Rachmaninoff, Shen hasperformed throughout theUnited States, Europe andAsia. Shen, a Steinwayartist, has taught on thefaculty at Southern IllinoisUniversity and at BrevardMusic Center. She lives inCalifornia.

On 7:30 p.m. Thursday,Oct. 20, at ShryockAuditorium, Shen joins theSouthern IllinoisSymphony Orchestra,conducted by MichaelWheatley, in aperformance ofRachmaninoff’s “ThirdPiano Concerto.” Thisconcert will also feature“Symphony Fantastique”by French composerHector Berlioz and ClaudeDebussy’s “Prélude to theAfternoon of a Faun.”

Tickets are $20 foradults, $8 for students.Call 618-453-6000 or goto www.southernticketsonline.com for tickets.

At 3 p.m. Sunday, Oct.23, Shen joins SIU musicfaculty at CarbondaleUnitarian Fellowship for aperformance of FranzSchubert’s “Trout”Quintet in A Major forpiano and strings. Alsoperforming will be MichaelBarta, violin; Jacob Tews,viola; Eric Lenz, cello; andPhilip Brown, double bass.This program will alsofeature Mozart’s “PianoTrio No. 5 in C Major.”

General admissiontickets are $15 for adults,$5 for students at the door.

— SIU Media Services

ConcertsSouthern Illinois

World-renowned pianistSandra Wright Shen:7:30 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 20,Shryock Auditorium, SIU;Shen joins the SouthernIllinois Symphony Orchestra,conducted by MichaelWheatley, in a performanceof Rachmaninoff’s ThirdPiano Concerto; also,Symphony Fantastique;$20/$8; 618-453-6000,www.southernticketsonline.com.

Radio daze: CarbondaleLittle Egypt Chorusbarbershop music, 2 and 7 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 22,Herrin Civic Center; 618-833-2338;www.herrincc.com.

Kenny Evans: 5-8 p.m.Saturday, Oct. 22, RollandLewis Building, MountVernon; family-friendlyconcert and dance; $5/$3;618-241-8567.

Gary Schocker: Flutist-composer-pianist, 2 p.m.Sunday, Oct. 23, Old BaptistFoundation Recital Hall, SIU;free; also master class, 10a.m. Oct. 23, Altgeld Hall,SIU, class fee, $15-$25; 618-559-8154 or www.siflutes.org.

Pianist Sandra WrightShen: With SIU musicfaculty, 3 p.m. Sunday, Oct.23, Carbondale UnitarianFellowship, 105 N. ParrishLane; $15/$5; 618-536-8742.

The Avett Brothers:7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 25,

SIU Arena, Carbondale; folkrock band; $35/$30/$25;SouthernTicketsOnline.comor 618-453-6000.

Halloween Pops:7:30 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 27,Shryock Auditorium, SIU;presented by the SIU Schoolof Music SIU Wind Ensemble,Concert Choir, UniversityChoir, Studio Jazz Orchestraand Civic Orchestra;costumed musicians; prizesawarded to audiencemembers who dress incostumes; $15/$6;www.southernticketsonline.com.

Steel Drum Flavor: ATaste of the Caribbean,7 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 29,George T. Dennis Visual andPerforming Arts Theater,Southeastern Illinois College,Harrisburg; $10/$5; 618-252-5400.

The King and Cash AreBack: Presented by BlueSuede Crews, 7 p.m.Saturday, Oct. 29, MarionCultural and Civic Center;impersonators bring backJohnny Cash and ElvisPresley; $15; www.marionccc.org or 618-997-4030.

It Happened OnHalloween: A SymphonicSpooktacular, 7:30 p.m.Monday, Oct. 31, MarionCultural and Civic Center;presented by the SouthernIllinois Concert Band and the John A. LoganCommunity Band; audienceencouraged to wearcostumes; goodie bags forchildren; adults, $5; 12 andyounger, $3.

Eliot Lipp takesstage at Hangar 9

CARBONDALE — EliotLipp is coming to Hangar 9 in downtownCarbondale.

He’s just released abrand new album, “HowWe Do: Moves Made.” Themusic on the album existsin its own reminiscentfunked-out space youcan’t help but groove withit, according to a pressrelease. Lipp has beendescribed as a versatileand talented artist,known as much for hisprojects as a producer ashe is for his own music.

Catch him at 10 p.m.Friday, Oct. 21 at Hangar9, 511 S. Illinois Ave.,Carbondale. Tickets are$8 in advance, $10 day of

show. Must be 19 or oderto enter. Call 618-713-6123 or visit www.thehangar9.com.

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PROVIDEDEliot Lipp will perform at 10 p.m. Friday, Oct. 21 at Hangar 9.

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MOVIES ART MUSIC WINERIES THINGS TO DO BOOKS FESTIVALS

Justin MooreOpening for MirandaLambert at 7:30 p.m.tonight, Oct. 20, Show MeCenter in Cape Girardeau;$29.25, $39. 25, $47.25 at573-651-5000. Doors openat 6:30 p.m.

Listening to mainstreamcountry music radio,one would think the

youth of America arepacking coolers loadedwith their favorite adultbeverage to a rural bonfireevery Friday and Saturday.If the ritual occurred asfrequently as it’s portrayedin song, there wouldn’t be atwig left in the OzarkMountains.

Singers simply use thereference to conjure upvivid memories of growingup in sparsely populatedareas, where people workhard all week, then partyhard on the weekend, whilethey hunt and fish, or skin

a buck and run a trot line.Justin Moore is able to

deliver a powerful messagefull of emotion aboutgrowing up in a tinycommunity because hisroots were firmly planted inhis hometown of Poyen,Ark. A sign proudlyshowing the population is272 sits in his grandpa’sfront yard.

Moore tapped into thememory of being raised ona 100-acre farm to createhit songs like “Small TownUSA,” “Backwoods” and“How I Got To Be ThisWay,” all from his debutself-titled 2009 album.

His chart topping single“If Heaven Wasn’t So FarAway” has been nominatedfor MainstreamInspirational Country Songof the Year, an award whichwill be handed out Oct. 28in Nashville, Tenn. Hiscurrent single, “Bait aHook,” is accompanied by avideo which featuresNASCAR superstar CarlEdwards.

“I’ve learned everyone isproud of where they arefrom, and it doesn’t matterwhat size it is,” Moore says.“With the way oureconomy is right now, it’s

evolved into a state ofmind. Everybody isstruggling and feeling likethey’re walking inquicksand. At the end ofthe day, they have a placeto come home to and foodis on the table.”

Moore is country to thecore. His grandfatherpacked him into a deerstand before his firstbirthday. He startedsinging at 3 and was aconstant featuredperformer in church. Hewon his first talentedcontest when he was 8.

His early influencesincluded Willie Nelson andWaylon Jennings, plus thepure traditional sound ofVern Gosdin and JohnAnderson.

“I grew up on old-schoolcountry,” he says.

Attending college on abaseball scholarship, heimmediately knew he madea bad decision. After justtwo weeks, he quit schooland moved to Nashville in2002. He was just 18.

In Music City, he quicklymet rising-star producerJeremy Stover, whointroduced him to musicexecutive Scott Borchetta,who told him to remain

patient and he would givehim a record deal. While hewaited, Moore honed hisskills as a songwriter.

The process took sixyears, but Borchettaeventually signed Moore tothe Big Machine LabelGroup, where he joinedTaylor Swift, Rascal Flattsand Martina McBride.

Moore’s debut single in2008, “Back That ThingUp,” peaked at No. 38 onthe Billboard singles chart.His follow-up, “SmallTown USA,” soared to No.1. He was the only newcountry artist in 2009 toreach the top of the charts.Billboard Magazine namedthe fiery singer New Artistof the Year in 2009.

The momentum carriedover to the next year.Moore was namedBreakthrough Artist for2010 by Music Rowmagazine.

Moore released hissecond album, “OutlawsLike Me,” on June 21. Itcontained his biggest hit todate, “If Heaven Wasn’t SoFar Away.”

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CARBONDALEHHaannggaarr 99:: Eliot Lipp, 10 p.m.PPiinncchh PPeennnnyy//CCooppppeerr

DDrraaggoonn:: Rod Tuff Curls &The Bench Press

PPKK’’ss: Big MuffTTrreess HHoommbbrreess:: Lowdown

Brass Band/Rip Lee Pryor,9 p.m.

INAIInnaa CCoommmmuunniittyy BBuuiillddiinngg::

Friday Night Jam Band,6:30-9:30 p.m.

THOMPSONVILLEOOlldd CCoouunnttrryy SSttoorree DDaannccee

BBaarrnn:: Jeanita Spillman &The Sentimental SwingBand, 7-10 p.m.

WHITTINGTONCCoorrnneerr DDaannccee HHaallll:: DaveCaputo Band, 7:30-10:30p.m.

CARBONDALEPPiinncchh PPeennnnyy//CCooppppeerr

DDrraaggoonn:: Wedding BannedPPKK’’ss:: The Big IdeaTTrreess HHoommbbrreess::

Mathien/Alextronic/LambeatsJOHNSTON CITYLLiinneemmeenn’’ss LLoouunnggee::

30 Aut 6, 9 p.m.-1 a.m.MARIONHHiiddeeoouutt RReessttaauurraanntt::

Bob Pina, piano,5:30-9:30 p.m.

MMaarriioonn AAmmeerriiccaann LLeeggiioonn::

Danny and the Dreamers;Luau & pig roast

MMaarriioonn EEaagglleess:: WhiteLightnin’, 7-11 p.m.

THOMPSONVILLELLiioonn’’ss CCaavvee:: Swing “N”

Country Band,7-9:30 p.m.

OOlldd CCoouunnttrryy SSttoorree DDaanncceeBBaarrnn:: Lil’ Boot & ClassicCountry, 7:30-10:30 p.m.

WHITTINGTONCCoorrnneerr DDaannccee HHaallll:: RebelCountry Band,7:30-10:30 p.m.

CARBONDALEPPKK’’ss:: Bosco and WhitefordMARIONHHiiddeeoouutt RReessttaauurraanntt:: Bob Pina,

piano 5:30-8:30 p.m.WWaalltt’’ss PPiizzzzaa:: Rich Fabec,

6-9 p.m.THOMPSONVILLELLiioonn’’ss CCaavvee:: Mike’s Band,

7-10 p.m.WEST FRANKFORTCCoollyyeerr’’ss:: Righteous Rebel Band,

7-11 p.m.WWBB RRaanncchh BBaarrnn:: WB Ranch

Band, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

BENTONDuncan Dance Barn:: Spring Pond

Opry Band, 6:30-9:30 p.m.CARBONDALEPPKK’’ss:: Sacrifice The Gods/Washco

Lowlifes/Baked ZombieTTrreess HHoommbbrreess:: Aqua

Regia/Loomer, 10 p.m.MARIONWWaalltt’’ss PPiizzzzaa:: Tim Whiteford,

6-9 p.m.WHITE ASHSSccaarrlleetttt’’ss MMuussiicc BBaarrnn:: Country

Music Band, 7-10 p.m.

Call 618-351-5089 or email [email protected].

FRIDAY

DIRECTIONS & DIGITS

2200’’ss HHiiddeeoouutt RReessttaauurraanntt:: 2602 WandaDrive, Marion 618-997-8325

AAnnnnaa VVFFWW:: 70 VFW Lane, Anna 618-833-5182

CCaarrbboonnddaallee EEaagglleess:: 1206 W. Linden,Carbondale 618-529-9345

CCoolloonnii’’ss BBaarr && GGrriillll:: 3 Park Plaza,Herrin 618-988-5341

CCoorrnneerr DDaannccee HHaallll:: 200 Franklin St.,Whittington 618-303-5266

CCoouulltteerrvviillllee VVFFWW:: 511 VFW St.,Coulterville 618-758-9009

DDiivveerr DDoowwnn:: 199 E. Main St., Golconda618-683-3483

DDuunnccaann DDaannccee BBaarrnn:: 13545 SpringPond Road, Benton 618-435-6161

EEnnrriiccoo’’ss:: 208 S. Main St., Royalton618-984-2071

HHaannggaarr 99:: 511 S. Illinois Ave.,Carbondale; 618-549-0511.

IInnaa CCoommmmuunniittyy BBuuiillddiinngg:: 504 Elm St.,Ina 618-315-2373

JJoohhnn BBrroowwnn’’ss oonn tthhee SSqquuaarree:: 1000Tower Square, Marion 618-997-2909

KKeeyy WWeesstt:: 1108 W. Main, Carbondale618-351-5998

KKiipp && TTrraaccii’’ss CCoolloonniiaall CClluubb:: 1602 OldCreal Springs Road, Marion 618-997-6989

LLiinneemmeenn’’ss LLoouunnggee:: 100 E. Broadway,Johnston City

LLiioonn’’ss CCaavvee:: South Street,Thompsonville 618-218-4888

MMaacckk’’ss LLaakkee ooff EEggyypptt MMaarriinnaa:: 12024Laguna Drive, Lake of Egypt 618-

MMaaddddiiee’’ss PPuubb aanndd GGrruubb:: 14960 Illinois37, Johnston City 618-983-8107

MMaarriioonn AAmmeerriiccaann LLeeggiioonn:: LongstreetRoad, Marion 618-997-6168

MMaarriioonn EEaagglleess:: Rural Route 3, Marion618-993-6300

MMaarriioonn EEllkkss:: .204 S. Market St., Marion618-993-3151

MMaarriioonn YYoouutthh CCeenntteerr:: 211 E. BoulevardSt., Marion 618-922-7853

MMoolllliiee’’ss:: 107 E. Union St., Marion 618-997-3424

MMuurrpphhyyssbboorroo EEllkkss LLooddggee:: 1809Shomaker Drive Murphysboro 618-684-4541.

OOlldd CCoouunnttrryy SSttoorree DDaannccee BBaarrnn:: MainStreet, Thompsonville 618-218-4676

PPaarrkk PPllaazzaa PPuubb:: 3 Park Plaza, Herrin,618-988-1556

PPeerrffeecctt SShhoott BBaarr && BBiilllliiaarrddss:: 3029 S.Park Ave., Herrin, 618-942-4655

PPiinncchh PPeennnnyy PPuubb//CCooppppeerr DDrraaggoonn:: 700E. Grand, Carbondale 618-549-3348

PPKK’’ss:: 308 S. Illinois Ave., Carbondale618-529-1124

PPyyrraammiidd AAccrreess MMaarriinnaa:: 12171 MarinaRoad, Marion 618-964-1184

SSccaarrlleetttt’’ss MMuussiicc BBaarrnn:: 207 Potter St.,White Ash 618-997-4979

SStteeeellhhoorrssee SSaalloooonn aanndd CCaammppggrroouunndd::202 Dewmaine Lane, Carterville 618-985-6713

TTrraacckkssiiddee DDaannccee BBaarrnn:: 104 Rock St.,Spillertown 618-993-3035

TTrreess HHoommbbrreess:: 119 N. Washington St.,Carbondale 618-457-3308

UUnnddeerrggrroouunndd GGrriillll && PPuubb:: 717 S.University Ave., Carbondale 618-351-0171

WWBB RRaanncchh BBaarrnn:: 1586 Pershing Road,West Frankfort 618-937-3718

WWiitt aanndd WWiissddoomm NNuuttrriittiioonnaall SSiittee: 225E. Poplar St., West Frankfort 618-937-3070

XXrroossssrrooaaddss:: 101 Rushing Drive, Herrin618-993-8393

ZZeeiigglleerr EEaagglleess: 114 N. Main St., Zeigler618-596-5651

WEEK OF OCT. 20-26

SUNDAYCARBONDALEKKeeyy WWeesstt:: Blue Plate

Specials, 8 p.m.-midnight

MARIONMMaarriioonn EEaagglleess:: White

Lightnin’, 6-10 p.m.

Alto Vineyards: Illinois 127, Alto Pass,www.AltoVineyards.net or 618-893-4898

Blue Sky Vineyard: 3150 S. RockyComfort Road, Makanda; 618-995-9463or www.blueskyvineyard.com

The Bluffs Vineyard and Winery: 140 Buttermilk Hill Road, Ava; 618-763-4447 or www.thebluffswinery.com.

Honker Hill Winery: 4861 SpillwayRoad, Carbondale: 618-549-5517

Lincoln Heritage Winery: 772 KaolinRoad, Cobden; 618-833-3783

Rustle Hill Winery: US 51, Cobden; 618-893-2700 or www.rustlehillwinery.com

StarView Vineyards: 5100 Wing HillRoad, Cobden; 618 893-9463 orstarviewvineyards.com

Von Jakob Orchard: 230 Illinois 127,Alto Pass; 618-893-4600 orwww.vonjakobvineyard.com

Walker’s Bluff: North on Reed StationRoad, Carterville; 618-985-8463 orwww.walkersbluff.com

MARIONMMaarriioonn YYoouutthh CCeenntteerr:: Ragtag

Band, 7-10 p.m.

MONDAY

KKaarraaookkee aannddDDJJ lliissttss aarree oonnlliinnee aatt fflliippssiiddeeoonnlliinnee..ccoomm..

CCRRAAVVIINNGG KKAARRAAOOKKEE??

SATURDAY

Wineries

TUESDAY

Swamp Tigers: 6-9 p.m. Friday, RustleHill Winery

Elliott Ranney: 2-5 p.m. Saturday, BlueSky Vineyard

Blue Afternoon: 2-5 p.m. Saturday,Rustle Hill Winery

Dirtwater Fox: 3-6 p.m. Saturday, VonJakob Orchard

Concordia: 4-8 p.m. Saturday, TheBluffs

Kristen Kerns: 6-9 p.m. Saturday,Rustle Hill Winery

Ray Martin: 1-4 p.m. Sunday, RustleHill Winery

Bud Summers: 2-5 p.m. Sunday, BlueSky Vineyard

Fertile Soil: 3-6 p.m. Sunday, VonJakob Orchard

Christine Bauer: 5-8 p.m. Sunday,Rustle Hill Winery

Michael Aguirre: 6-8 p.m. Wednesday,Rustle Hill Winery

WANT TO BE LISTED?

WEDNESDAYMARIONWWaalltt’’ss PPiizzzzaa:: Phil Powell, 6-9 p.m.

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The Avett Brothers7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 25,SIU Arena; $35, $30, $25at www.southernticketsonline.com, call 618-453-6000 or walk-up locationsat Shyrock and McLeodTheater at SIU, Walker’sBluff General Store inCarterville.

BY JOE SZYNKOWSKIFOR THE SOUTHERN

Scott Avett sits patientlybackstage, waiting for hiscue to sound-check hisbanjo, piano andmicrophone that will beentertaining the rabidDallas crowd a few hourslater. Avett is not usually

one for reflecting on theaccomplishments of his10-year-old NorthCarolina-based band, TheAvett Brothers, but on thisafternoon he allowshimself to do so.

“The first time we evervisited Texas, all three ofus had the severe flu andwere in really bad shape,”Avett said in his deepSouthern drawl. “We wereplaying 30-minute setsand we were justhorrendous. We playedHouston, Austin andDallas, which was the lastday of the run. We werefeeling a little better atthat show and it seemedlike our Dallas fan basegrew a little quicker thanthe other two. Now they’reall really terrific places toplay.”

On Tuesday night, TheAvett Brothers will bringtheir folk rock music toanother strong fan base inCarbondale, as SouthernLights Entertainment andOutback Concerts host theband at SIU Arena.Following up on siblingsScott and Seth Avett’s

former rock band Nemo,the group combinesbluegrass, country, punk,pop and many other stylesto produce a sound all itsown.

This won’t be the band’sfirst visit to Carbondale.Avett recalls playing the“very tall stage” at TheCopper Dragon inSeptember 2008. “It’salways great to get theopportunity to play forcollege kids,” Avett said.“You can’t stop in acollege town withoutvisiting the coffee shopsand bookstores.”

A lot has changed for

The Avett Brothers —Scott Avett, Seth Avett(singer/guitar), Joe Kwon(cello) and Bob Crawford(upright bass) — sincetheir last trek throughSouthern Illinois. They arecurrently wrapping uppost-production on theirnew album, their secondstudio effort withlegendary producer RickRubin. The Avett Brothers’big-label debut in 2009, “Iand Love and You,’features 13 songs and wasproduced by Rubin, whosigned the band to hislabel in 2008. Rubin hasworked with many of the

music industry’s elite,including Johnny Cash,Tom Petty, The DixieChicks, Metallica andAdele.

In February, The AvettBrothers played theircatchy “Head Full ofDoubt, Road Full ofPromise” at the 53rdannual Grammys beforesharing the stage with BobDylan for a rendition of“Maggie’s Farm.” Thenational spotlight hasfollowed the band since,and has led to some well-deserved recognition.

The group sure hasn’tbeen handed anything,reaching the top of themusic world through hardwork and brotherlyharmony. Their first threealbums were recorded inthe shop of Scott andSeth’s father. “We alwaystalk about how great thosetimes were,” Avett said.“That is still a reallyvibrant time period in thehistory of our band.”

Formed in 2001 inCharlotte, N.C., The AvettBrothers have performedmore than 2,000 shows.

Their latest release, lastyear’s Live Vol. 3,showcases the tenacityand energy that radiatesthroughout their concerts.One of the album’s mostpassionate crowdreactions comes duringtheir rendition of “Murderin the City,” especiallyfollowing the lyrics:“Always remember, thereis nothing worth sharinglike the love that let usshare our name.”

The Avetts havedeveloped theirsongwriting skills over theyears, and their messageshave remainedconsistently creative. It isa combination ofpowerful, polished lyricsand the controlled chaosof its live shows that setsThe Avett Brothers apart.

“Stage presence isobviously very importantto us and it’s somethingthat just comes withbelieving in what you’representing,” Avett said.“The best shows weencounter from ourperspective are the onesthat have great variety.”

Sharingthe LoveBrotherly harmony

coming to SIU Arena

PROVIDEDThe Avett Brothers will perform Tuesday, Oct. 25 at SIU Arena.

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For a list of ongoingexhibits, go to

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EventsLee and Liza Littlefield:

Lecture, 7 p.m. Thursday,Oct. 20, University Museumauditorium, SIU; sculptor, LeeLittlefield and mixed mediaartist Liza Littlefield; workfrom both artists on displaythrough Saturday, Oct. 22,the Vergette Galley, first floorof the Allyn Building, SIU;artanddesign.siuc.edu.

A Stitch in Time:Landscape quilt projectworkshop, Friday-Saturday,Oct. 21-22, Dixon SpringsAgriculture Center, PopeCounty; handmade quilt willbe designed to tell the storyof the Shawnee Hills; theme,Southern Illinois’ RuralCommunity Heritage; pre-register at 618-687-1731 ext.125; part of SustainableLiving Expo;[email protected] [email protected].

Call for ArtArt in Turley Park: 10 a.m.-

5 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 23, TurleyPark, Carbondale; reserve aspace for $25; http://artinturleypark.blogspot.com

ExhibitsFather-Daughter Show:

Jerry DeSoto and CathyDeSoto, Fern Fair Gallery,8609 Giant City Road,Carbondale; gallery hours,noon-4 p.m. Wednesday; 1-5 p.m. Saturday and 2-6p.m. Sunday; through Oct. 28;618-529-3376 or www.fernfair.com.

The Way We Worked:University Museum, SIU;explores why, where and howwe work; exhibit hours, 10a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesday-Fridayand 1-4 p.m. Saturday; free;other exhibits throughoutsouthern Illinois; throughNov. 12; www.museum.siu.edu or 618-453-5388.

Down On The Farm:Memories of Not That LongAgo, Logan Museum, 1613Edith St., Murphysboro;through mid-November; 618-303-0569 or [email protected].

Fall Exhibition 2011: TheGallery Space, 1008 Walnut

St., Murphysboro, Law officeof Joni Beth Bailey; includesworks by Bod Angarola,Tom Bell, Karen Linduska,Eric Johnson, Mary Pachikara and FraenzeReichard; hours, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday-Friday;through Nov. 21; [email protected]

Brenda Riley: Paintings inwatercolor and acrylic,Harrisburg District Library;through Nov. 27; 618-253-7455.

The Classics: Little EgyptArt Centre, 601 Tower Square,Marion; art featuring oldbarns, old cars, antiques andstill life; through Nov. 30;hours, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Mondaythru Saturday; 618-998-8530.

ReceptionThe Sharecroppers’ Strike

of 1937: By Robert Ketchens, reception, 5-7 p.m.Thursday, Oct. 20,Carbondale Civic Center,Corridor Gallery; originalphotos of the strike from theFarm Service Organization;through Nov. 12; 618-457-5100 or [email protected].

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Carbondale CommunityArts in cooperation withthe SIU UniversityMuseum, The SouthernAssociation of Museumsand the IllinoisHumanities Councilinvites the public toparticipate in two events.

From 5 to 7 p.m. today,Oct. 20 in the CarbondaleCivic Center CorridorGallery, an openingreception will be hosted

for an exhibit of works byartist Robert Ketchens,“The Sharecroppers’Strike of 1937.” Ketchens’works will be exhibitedwith original photos of thestrike from the FarmService Organization. Theexhibit continues throughNov. 12.

From 1 to 4 p.m. Sunday,Oct. 23, Kay Rippelmeyer-Tippy will lead a bus tourof Civilian ConservationCorps camps featuring alecture/discussion atPomona Winery. It is free,but reservations arerequired. For reservations,

call 618-457-3689. Thisevent is co-sponsored bythe CarbondaleConvention & TourismBureau. Rippelmeyer-Tippy will also present aprogram about the CCC atnoon Thursday, Oct. 27, atFirst United MethodistChurch in Carbondale.This program is open tothe public with additionalinformation available fromAdrian at 217-251-7192.

For more information,call Nancy Stemper at618-457-5100 or [email protected].

— The Southern

‘The Way We Worked’ exhibit continues

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Big Muddy Monster Brew Fest returns to MurphysboroMURPHYSBORO — It’s

another Big Foot brewhahaat Riverside Park thisSaturday as the Friends ofMurphysboro present thesecond annual Big MuddyMonster Brew Fest.

More than 100 differentbeers from 30 differentbreweries will be featured.Local breweries Big MuddyBrewing of Murphysboroand Von Jakob Brewery inAlto Pass will be on handto pour special offeringsfrom tap, in addition to anumber of regionalbreweries — Cathedral

Square, Schlafly, BuffaloBrewing, KirkwoodStation and O’Fallon fromthe St. Louis area; CrownValley Brewing andCharleville Brewing fromSte. Genevive, Mo.; RollingMeadows fromSpringfield; and Half AcreBrewing from Chicago.

Food vendors includeThe Palace Pizzeria, 17thSt. Bar & Grill and Mase’sPlace and local ’70s coverband White GoldCenterfold will performthroughout the afternoon.

The Big Muddy Monster

Brew Fest is from 1 to 4 p.m. at Riverside Park inMurphysboro. Tickets are$20 in advance and $25 atthe gate and are on salenow at Southern IllinoisLiquor Mart, ABC Liquors,Southern IllinoisWarehouse and can bepurchased online atwww.southernticketsonline.com, where you canget a $1 discount withpromo code ALE.

For more information,go to www.bigmuddymonsterbrewfest.com.

— The Southern

CARBONDALE — St. Louis author PeterLeach will sign copies ofhis newly publishedhistorical novel “Gone bySundown” at 2 p.m.

Saturday, Oct. 22 atBookworm bookstore inCarbondale. Bookworm islocated in EastgateShopping Center, 618 E.Walnut St.

“Gone by Sundown”sells for $20. For moreinformation, call theBookworm at 618-457-2665.

— The Southern

‘Gone by Sundown’ author will have book signing at Bookworm

MASSAC COUNTY — TheKincaid Mounds Field Dayprogram is scheduled forSaturday, Oct. 22 at theKincaid Mounds HistoricSite. The programs will startat 10 a.m., noon and 2 p.m.and artifact displays andinformation tables will be setup from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Members of the KincaidMounds SupportOrganization will presentinformation on the KincaidMounds and theMississippian Culture. CorinPursell, field supervisor ofthe SIU Archaeology FieldSchool, will provideinformation on the SIUSummer Field Schoolexcavations at the Mounds.

The program is free. Formore information, go towww.kincaidmounds.com.

— The Southern

Love archaeology? Checkout Mississippian Mounds

BooksGone by Sundown Book Signing: Historical novel by

Peter Leach, 2-4 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 22, the Bookwormbookstore, Eastgate Shopping Center, 618 E. Walnut St.,Carbondale; traces the origins of a racist atrocity in St.Genevieve, Mo. in the 1930s; 618-457-2665.

ComedyThe Carbondale Comedians: Stand-up comedy, 9-11

p.m. Wednesday, Station 13, 2400 W. Main St.,Carbondale; attached to the old Royal Plaza Inn; 618-529-2424.

EventsTour de Shawnee Bike Ride: Saturday, Oct. 22,

Horseshoe Lake Community Center, Olive Branch; $30;event bag, commemorative t-shirt; ride throughAlexander County; 5 mile, 30 mile, 45 mile, 62 mile and100 mile rides; www.tourdeshawnee.org or 618-745-6307.

Big Muddy Monster Brew Festival: 1-4 p.m. Saturday,Oct. 22, Riverside Park, Murphysboro; advance, $20;gate, $25; beer tasting; live music; beer seminars; homebrew contest winners announced; www.bigmuddymonsterbrewfest.com.

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An Evening with GarrisonKeillor: 7:30 p.m. Monday, Oct.24, Shryock Auditorium, SIU;host and star of A PrairieHome Companion; $59; www.southernticketsonline.com;618-453-6000.

Michael J. Fox: 7:30 p.m.Wednesday, Oct. 26, Show MeCenter, Cape Girardeau; topic;“Always Looking Up: TheAdventures of an IncurableOptimist;” Fox starred as AlexKeaton in the television show,“Family Ties;” he will talk about

his battle with Parkinson’sdisease; $10;Ticketmaster.com.

Masquerade 4 Kids: 6-10p.m. Friday, Oct. 28, Blue SkyVineyard, 3150 S. RockyComfort Road, Makanda; weara top hat, a mask of vibrantcolors, or come as a favoriterenaissance character;proceeds to Mentors 4 Kidswhich helps provide adultmentors to children; dinner;music by Blend; $50; www.southernticketsonline.com.

Halloween EventsHaunted Daycare: 7-10 p.m.

Fridays and Saturdaysthroughout the month ofOctober and on Sunday duringHalloween weekend; location,882 W. Industrial Park Road,Murphysboro; $5; sponsoredby Supporting People In Need;847-451-5087.

Wolf Creek HollowsScream Park: Hauntedattractions open Fridays,Saturdays and Sundays withextended Halloween weekendhours, Illinois 13, Carterville;www.southernillinoishaunts.com; [email protected]; 618-922-1101.

Southern Illinois ScareAssociation Nightmare:Haunted attraction, 7 p.m. Oct.21, 22, 28 and 29, second floor,West Frankfort Elks Lodge,West Main Street; adults, $8;children 12 and younger, $5;[email protected].

Haunting of ChittyvilleSchool: 7 p.m. Oct. 21-23,27-31; children’s matinee,2-4 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 29;location, 401 Chittyville Road,Herrin; $12/$8; shows otherthan matinee notrecommended for under 10;

618-942-6111.Haunted Warehouse:

7 p.m.-midnight Fridays, Oct.21, 28 and Saturdays, Oct. 22and 29; 7 p.m. to midnightThursday, Oct. 27 and Monday,Oct. 31; location, 305 S.Granite, Marion; $15/$10; 618-922-0610.

Haunted Hall of Horror: 7-11p.m. Fridays, Oct. 21 and 28and Saturdays Oct. 22 and 29and Monday, Oct. 31, AC BraseArena, 410 Kiwanis Drive, CapeGirardeau; $5; 573-339-6340.

Heepwah 5K FamilyHalloween Fun Run: And WalkBenefit, 10 a.m. Saturday Oct.22, Camp Ondessonk, Ozark;wear a Halloween costume;Fall Festival afterwards, 11a.m.-5 p.m. features rockclimbing, hay rides, pony rides;618-580-0441 or www.ondessonk.com.

The Great Glass PumpkinPatch Sale: 3 p.m. Saturday,Oct. 22, Town Square Pavilion,Carbondale; items set up like atraditional pumpkin patch, bysize and price; fundraiser forSouthern Glassworks;www.artanddesign.siuc.edu or618-453-4315.

Pumpkin Dash: 8:30 a.m.Saturday, Oct. 22, St. MichaelSchool, 136 South 3rd, Radom.

Pumpkin Dash 5K Run/Walk or.5 mile Kids Fun Run;registration, $20; 618-214-1467.

FilmsCaptain America: 7 p.m.

Thursday-Saturday Oct. 20-22and 9:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday,Student Center Auditorium,SIU; superhero comes to lifeon the big screen in defense ofAmerica; PG-13; $2/$3; 618-536-3393; www.spc4fun.com.

Fright Night Fridays: 8 p.m.Fridays in October, LibertyTheater, downtownMurphysboro; Psycho, anAlfred Hitchcock classic,8 p.m. Friday, Oct. 21; $2; 618-684-5880.

Rocky Horror PictureShow: Midnight, Friday-Saturday, Oct. 21-22 , StudentCenter, SIU, Ballroom D;$3/$4; prop bags, $3; cultclassic about an engagedcouple stranded in the bizarrehome of Dr. Frank-N-Furter;stars include Tim Curry, SusanSarandon and Barry Bostwick;618-536-3393;www.spc4fun.com.

Jamie and Jessie are NotTogether: 7 p.m. Sunday, Oct.23, Morris Library Auditorium,

SIU; “arguably the first lesbianmusical feature film evermade;” written and directed byWendy Jo Carlton, director ofHannah Free; $2/$3;www.jamieandjessie.com.

TheatreNickel and Dimed 7:30 p.m.

Friday-Saturday, Oct. 21-22and 2 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 23,Varsity Center for the Arts, 418S. Illinois Ave., Carbondale;30th anniversary year of TheStage Company; $15/$10;www.stagecompany.org.

John Tartaglia’sImaginOcean: Glow-in-the-dark musical, 6 p.m. Friday,Oct. 21 and 10 a.m. Saturday,Oct. 22, Carson Center,Paducah; black-light puppetshow; adults, $18; students,$10; www.thecarsoncenter.org;www.imaginocean.com.

Arsenic & Old Lace: 2 p.m.Sunday, Oct. 23, MarionCultural and Civic Center;Paradise Alley Players; www.marionccc.org, 618-997-4030.

Fall Play: Father of theBride, 7 p.m. Thursday-Saturday, Nov. 3-5, and 2 p.m.Sunday, Nov. 6, Rend LakeCollege Theatre, Ina; 618-437-5321

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Little Egypt Barbershop Chorus Presents:“RADIO DAZE”

October 22 • Herrin Civic CenterTickets are available from the following:

Chorus MembersBank of Carbondale (Carbondale location)Herrin Civic Center

www.harmonize.com/littleegyptchorus/events page/get tickets

Ticket Leap 1-888-241-0769Norm Bauer at: [email protected]

or (618) 833-3228

SATURDAY October 22,2011Matinee at 2:00pm • Evening at 7:00pm

HERRIN CIVIC CENTER101 S 16th ST HERRIN IL 62918

1-618-942-6615

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Weekend SpecialLandgang - large Swedish open faced gourmet sandwich, Pear and Pecan Salad.Wine: New release of Villard BlancUpcoming: Oct 22 - 1- 4pm, Music by Wil Maring & Robert BowlinRaffl e to benefi t PAWSOct 27 - 7pm Four course wine dinner RSVP required

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The Three Musketeers *Rated PG-13 for sequencesof adventure actionviolence; starring LoganLerman, Milla Jovovich,Matthew Macfadyen, RayStevenson, Luke Evans,Mads Mikkelsen, GabriellaWilde, Orlando Bloom,Christoph Waltz, JunoTemple and Freddie Fox;directed by Paul W. S.Anderson; opening Fridayat ShowPlace 8 inCarbondale and StarCentre 8 in Marion.

BY MICHAEL PHILLIPSMCCLATCHY-TRIBUNE NEWS

Whatever yourrelationship (ardent,platonic, nonexistent) tothe Alexander Dumasstory about Athos,Porthos, Aramis and thelionhearted musketeerintern, D’Artagnan,there’s a word for thelatest screen edition of

“The Three Musketeers”:whatthehell?

Seriously: What thehell? Those who favoredthe callous aggravationsof the recent Guy Ritchie-directed “SherlockHolmes,” a film withoutwhich “The ThreeMusketeers” would beunthinkable, may forgivethe grating, chaotic brandof storytelling andfilmmaking here moreeasily than I. The director,Paul W.S. Anderson,brings to this costumeparty the same battering-ram sensibility he broughtto “Alien Versus Predator,”“Death Race” (which Iliked, actually) and theongoing “Resident Evil”franchise. The 1844Dumas adventure classicis now a steampunk’dmigraine. Clashing swords— 3-D swords in yourface! — purloined jewelsand court intrigues nolonger suffice. This moviecouldn’t give a rip aboutthat stuff. It exists for its

digital airborne sailingvessels and deadly retro-futuristic flamethrowers.

Somewhere in thereyou’ll find a trio ofcynical, out-of-workmusketeers, the casualtiesof “budget cuts,” as one ofthem notes early on. “Ithought you’d all be alittle more ... heroic,” saysD’Artagnan, played by a

haircut in search of anactor in search of aperformance namedLogan Lerman. Wrongmovie! These three arehomicide machines, or atleast maiming machines,given to slow-motiongamer-style “kills.” Nomatter the clothes, themusketeers may as well becalled The Dirty

Quarter-Dozen.Leonardo da Vinci, we

learn, has drawn up plansfor a deadly flying “warmachine,” a combinationof dirigible and seafaringgalleon. In the prologueAthos (MatthewMacfadyen), Aramis (LukeEvans, the one most likelyto be mistaken forOrlando Bloom, who playsthe Duke of Buckingham)and Porthos (RayStevenson) sneak intoVenice on a special-opsmission. Theiraccomplice, Milady deWinter, is played by MillaJovovich, who is marriedto the director, whichexplains that. Soon shebetrays the lot, allyingherself with CardinalRichelieu on the one hand

and the Duke ofBuckingham on the other.Christoph Waltz snivels asRichelieu while Bloomswans around andconsistently lets theenergy dribble away fromhis dialogue scenes. Notthat director Andersoncares about dialogue. Buthe’s a numbskull withaction.

Written by Alex Litvak,who wrote “Grayskull”and “Predators,” andAndrew Davies, whoadapted “Pride andPrejudice” for Britishtelevision, this horseyversion plays as thoughany two people involved inthe making of the picturefailed to have a singleconversation with anyother two people.

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‘Musketeers’ falls flat

STUDIO‘The Three Musketeers’ opens Friday in Carbondale and Marion.

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