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Sometimesthebestthingtosayisnothing.Somepeoplearenotevenworthyourwords.9hFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


MeetsomeoneGetattachedGethurtMoveonRepeat.10hFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Theawkwardmomentwhenyou'retryingnottolookwhensomeone'sstaringatyou.14hFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Wakinguptoatextfromthepersonyoulike>15hFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Anybodyeverhadthisconversationbefore,"OKifwegetcaught,here'sthestor

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Ifyoufriendrequestmeonfacebookandyourprofilepictureisacar,Iwillassumeyou'reatransformer.18hFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Whenyouwere5stickingyourtongueoutwaslikegivingsomeonethemiddlefinger.23hFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


ifhe/shecantkeepaconversation;whatmakesyouthinkhe/shecankeeparelationship?29AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Sometimestwopeoplehavetofallaparttorealizehowmuchtheyneedtofallba


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Don'ttrusttoomuch,don'thopetoomuch,anddon'tlovetoomuch.BecausethatTOOMUCHcanhurtyouSOMUCH.29AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Everywomandeservesamanwholovesandrespectsherandeverymandeservesawomanwhoappreciateshisefforts.29AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Theworstfeelingiswhensomeonemakesyoufeelspecial,thensuddenlyleavesyouhanging,andyouhavetoactlikeyoudon'tcareatall.

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IfIdrinkalcoholIamalcoholic.SoifIdrinkFanta,amIfantastic?29AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Peoplechange,andoftentheybecomethepersontheysaidtheywillneverbe.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Ageisjustanumber...Unlessyou're17andhes32...thenitsjustsodamncreepy...28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Iwantyoutotellmethateverythingwillbeokay28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


IinstantlysmilewhenIgetatextfromyou.Itdoesn'tmatterwhatitsays.It'sjustamazingthatforthatminuteIcrossedyourmind.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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IstillrememberthefeelingIfeltwhenIfirststartedtalkingtoyou.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Idon'tplay"HardToGet",Iplay"NeverGoingToHappen"28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thatlittledanceyourthumbsdowhenyouaren'tsurehowtoreplytoatext.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"It'shotinhere!""Sorry,ShouldIleave?!"28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Atsomepoint,you'rejustgoingtohavetoshutupandadmitthatyou'rewrong.It'snotaboutgivingup,it'saboutgrowingup.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Thatawkwardmomentwhenyou'retryingtogetoversomeoneyouwereneverdating.___.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Tellagirlshe'sbeautiful,she'llrememberitfor5minutes.Tellagirlshe'suglyandshe'llrememberitfortherestofherlife.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Ifagirlisstupidenoughtoloveyouafteryoubrokeherheart,Iguaranteeyo


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u.Sheistheone.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Rosesarered,Ihaveaphone.Nobodytextsme,foreveralone.28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Yougetthosepeopleinlifethattryandbreakyoudownbecausetheywanttofeelbetteraboutthemselves.It'ssad28AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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"WhenLouishasanicertanthanyou.WhenLouishasanicerassthanyou.When


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Louiscangetguysbetterthanyoucan."27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Boy:HAPPYBIRTHDAY!Girl:OMG,whatdidyougetme?Boy:SeethatpinkMercedes?Girl:OMGYES!Boy:Igotyouatoothbrushthesamecolor.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Whenyoustopchasingthewrongthings,yougivetherightthingsachancetocatchyou.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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IhatehowIcan'timagineanythingwithanyoneelsebecauseIimagineditallwithyou.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Aguyisnotworthfightingforifhecantevencometotherealizationthatyouarefightingforhim.



Ifaguytrulylovesyou,theonlythinghewouldwanttochangeaboutyouisyourlastname.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Onceyouhavefeelingsforsomeone,itwillalwaysbethere.Youmaynotlikethemanymore,butyoustillcare.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Makesuretofollowmypersonneltwitter@TheReaiTamaraespeciallyifyou'readirectioner:)xx27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Girlsbelieveinwhattheyhear.Boysbelieveinwhattheysee.That'swhygirlswearmake-upandboyslie.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Everybody'sgotastorytotell.Theonlyproblemisfindingapersonthatwilllisten...andcare.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Sometimes,peoplejustsay"I'mfine"becauseit'sdifficulttofindsomeonewhoactuallylistensandcaresaboutyourlife.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Loveiswhenyou'veseenthebestandtheworstofsomeone,yetyoustilllovethemforwhattheyhave.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Nomatterhowcarefullyyouchooseyourwords,they'llalwaysendupbeingtwistedbyothers.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Bestrelationship?Whenyoucanactlikeloversandbestfriendsatthesametime.27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


RETWEETthisifyou'remissingsomeonerightnow27AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


IfonlyyousawwhatIcouldsee,you'llunderstandwhyIwantyousodesperately



Yes,Icantakeajoke.Thatjustwasn'tfunny.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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EveryonecansayIloveyoubutnoteveryonereallymeansit.Sobelieveitwhenyoufeelit,notwhenyouhearit.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


IhatehowMondayissofarawayfromFridayandFridayissodamnclosetoMonday.



I'mnotsayingIhateu,it'sjustthatifyouwereonfireandIhadwater,I'dprobablydrinkthewater26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Theworstthingisholdingontosomeonewhodoesn'twanttobeheldonto.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Godaboveall26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Trueloveiswhentheyacceptyourpast,blessyourpresent,andbelieveinyourfuture.



Withoutbadexperiences,youwon'tappreciatehowmuchlifeshouldn'tbetakenforgranted.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Ifyou're"overit"thenpleaseshutthefuckup.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Whatdoesn'tkillyoumakesyoustronger26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Ifyoufightlikemarriedcouple,talklikebestfriends,flirtlikefirstloves,protecteachotherlikesiblings,it'smeanttobe.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thatawkwardmomentwhenyouknowallthelyricsofover100songsbutyoucantanswer10questionsonyourtest.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Ihatethatfeelingwhenyouhavetosaygoodbyetosomeoneyouwanttospendev

eryminutewith.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Idon'thateyou,Ihatewhatyou'vebecome.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Imnotsingle.Iminalong-standingrelationshipwithfunandfreedom.26AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Ihatehearingsomethingthatabsolutelykillsyouinsideandhavingtoactlikeyoudon'tcare.



Theworstfeelingiswhensomeonemakesyoufeelspecial,thensuddenlyleavesyouhanging,andyouhavetoactlikeyoudon'tcareatall.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Saying"nevermind"whenyoudon'tfeellikerepeatingyourself.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


@h_walker1You'resoprettyxxx25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Sometimesitsnotactuallythepersonyoumissitsthefeelingyouhadwhenyouwerewiththem.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Imnotflirting.Imjustbeingextranicetosomeonewhoisextraattractive.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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@Greghoran87EnjoyingyourtimewithNiall?:)xxx25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


AppleiscreatinganiPadmini.That'ssounique,notlikeaniPhoneoraniPodatall.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Lovewiththeheart,nottheeyes.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Goals?Dmme:)-Tamara25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Averagegirl:*Insertreallydeepstatus*-4likes...Girlwithboobsfallingout:"lolijustsneezed;)"-424395likes.(._.)25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Itsweirdhowyougofrombeingstrangers,tobeingfriends,tobeingmorethanfriends,tobeingpracticallystrangers...alloveragain..25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Single.Taken.Tiredofgettinghurt.25AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Grudgesareawasteofperfecthappiness.Laughwhenyoucan,apologizewhenyoushould,andletgoofwhatyoucan'tchange.24AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Wow!:Djustnoticed300.000followers


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It'shardtopretendyoulikesomeonewhenyoudon't,butit'shardertopretendyoudon'tlovesomeonewhenyoureallydo.24AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Oh=Stoptalkingtome.K=I'mdonetalking.Whatever=fuckyou.Fine=fuckit.Iguess=Idon'tgiveafuck.24AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


I'mnotabitch,Ijustspeakthetruth.I'mnotaslut,IjustgeteveryguyIwant.I'mnotcocky,I'mjustconfident.24AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


(I)knowthatmy(l)ifewith(o)utyouwouldbekillingme(v)eryslowly,sopl(e)aseneverleavem(y)side(o)rIj(u)stmightdie.24AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Younevergetoverit,youjustgettothepointwhereitdoesn'tmattersomuchanymore.24AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Faketan?Oh,IthoughtyougotattackedbyOrangehighlighters.23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"Domeafavor?"..."Doesitinvolvemegettingup?"..."Yes!".."Thenno."23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Mydayisn'tcompletewithouthearingyourvoiceorgettingatextfromyou.23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Youcancallmeaflirt,butwhenI'minarelationship,I'monefaithfulandloyalperson.23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Whenatotallyrandompersoninsultssomeoneyouhateandyou'relike,"GuessIjustfoundmynewbestfriend.":D23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Boy:"Whydoyoustraightenyourhair?"Girl:"Becauseitmakesitlonger."Doctor:"Okay,tellmeagainhowyouburnedyourpenis."23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thatawkwardmomentwhensomeoneyouhateisbreathing.23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Letyourdreamsbebiggerthanyourfears&youractionslouderthanyourwords.23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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I'vemadelotsofmistakesinmypast...butifyoujudgemeonwhatIdidinmypast,thenyouhavenoreasonbeinginmyfuture.23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Readingoldmessagesandrealizinghowmuchyouactuallymissthatoneperson.23AprHarryStylesHarryStyles@Harrys_Sstyles


Backinelementaryschool,whenyouwerelineleader,everyoneelsewasyourbitch.RetweetedbyFlirtationship23AprHarryStylesHarryStyles@Harrys_Sstyles


Oh,shelikedyourFacebookpicture?Tellmehowshewantstohavesexwithyou.RetweetedbyFlirtationship23AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Youmay"love"yourgf/bf,&that'snice,butwe'dallappreciateitifyoudidn'tpostitonFacebookeverythirtyfrigginseconds.-__-22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Imnotaperfectperson,Imakealotofmistakes...butstill,IlovethosepeoplewhostaywithmeafterknowinghowIreallyam.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


'Theworstthingaboycoulddotoagirl?WellpersonallyIthinkit'stoignoreherwhileshe'slovingyouwithallherheart.'LiamPayne



"DidIaskyou??".."NO?".."Wellthenshutthehellup."22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Whensheignoresyou,that'swhenyouneedtotalktohermost.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thatawkwardmomentwhenyou'retalkingandyourealizenoone'slistening.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Atruerelationshipiswhenyoucantelleachotheranythingandeverything.Nosecretsandnolies.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Latenightconversationsareusuallytheonesthatmeanthemost.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


IthinkIhaveacrushonyou.ItjustsuckscauseIknowIcanthaveyou.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Lovedoesn'thurt,lovingthewrongpersondoes.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Idon'thateyou,I'mjustsimplynotexcitedaboutyourexistence.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Nothingisbetterthanseeingyourexwithsomeoneuglierthanyou.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


You'rehonestlytheweirdestpersonIknow,andthatiswhywearefriends.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


*Whenmyparentsareasleep.*ME:"Shh!They'resleeping."*WhenI'masleep.*PARENTS:"Let'svacuumthehousefor2hours."22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Mymomthinksmyfriendsarebadinfluencesbuthonestly,i'musuallytheonecomingupwiththeideas.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


*Opensapackofgum*BAM.Everyone'syourbestfriend.



Ifoundabutterflyonthegroundthathadnowings.So,IpouredsomeRedBullonitandBAM...Itdrowned.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Theysaidtheworldisgoingtoendthisyear.LOL,theycanbarelypredicttheweather.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Ido5sit-upseveryday.Itmaynotsoundlikemuch,buttheresonlysomanytimesyoucanhitthesnoozebutton.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Uglyissuchastrongword.Iprefer"Attractivelydisabled".22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


IwillnotbeimpressedwithtechnologyuntilIcandownloadfoodfromtheinternet.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Ifyou'rehavingrelationshipproblems,confesstoGodnotFacebook.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thatsadmomentwhenyoufindanoldconversationbetweenyouandsomeoneyoudo

n'ttalktoanymore.22AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


I'dlovetomeettheteenageversionofmyparents.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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It'snicewhensomeoneremembersthesmalldetailsaboutyou.Notbecauseyoukeepremindingthem,butbecausetheycare.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Imissmychildhood,wherethehardestdecisionwaspickingacrayon.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


There's"hell"inhello,"good"ingoodbye,"lie"inbelieve,"over"inlover,"end"infriend,"ex"innext,and"if"inlife.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Imissyou,allday,everyday.Andyoucan'tevenimaginehowpatheticitmakesmefeel,becauseIdon'tevenknowifyoumissmeback.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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U.G.L.Y.YouGottaLoveYourself.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"It'sgoingtobeokay."Yeah,becauseit'snothappeningtoyou.



Somegirlsdon'tbelievethey'rebeautifuluntilaguycomesalongandtellsherthatsheis.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Fourmainreasonsagirlwillstoptextingyou:1.Yougothermad.2.Yougotboring.3.Shefellasleep.4.Yousaidtheletter"K."21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Nomatterhowamazingyouareatsomething,therewillalwaysbean8yearoldAsianwhoisbetter..21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"Youjump,Ijump,remember?"-Titanic21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Girlfriend:Babe,WhatsYourFavoritePosition?;)Boyfriend:WhenIGetOnOneKneeandMakeYouMyWife.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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I'mafewminuteslatetoclass?Please,stareatmelikeIjustkilledfivepeople.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Englishteachersputmorethoughtintothenovelthantheactualauthordid.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


DearTeacher,Ifthebelldoesn'tdismissme,thenthebelldoesn'tdecidewhenIarrive...CaseClosed.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Shotmeoutofthesky,you'remykryptonite.Youkeepmakingmeweak,yeahfrozenandcan'tbreathe.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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300peoplelikeyourbikinipictureonFacebook?Ibetit'sbecauseyouhavealovelypersonality.21AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Humansaretheonlycreatureinthisworld,whocutthetrees,madepaperfromitandthenwrote,"SAVETREES"onit.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


SometimesIjustwannawrite"IMISSYOU"onarock&throwitatyourfacesoyouknowhowmuchithurtstomissyou.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


IhateitwhenIdon'tforwardchainmessagesandIdiethenextday.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Dearguys,Ifyoudon'tlooklikeCalvinKleinmodelsdon'texpectustolooklikeVictoriaSecret'sangels.Sincerely,girls.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


TheBritishaccentisprobablythesexiestshitever.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


SAYTHISFAST:"Alphakennybodysofakinghardwithmikehawk."R-Tifyougetit:)20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Oh,youwerebornin1999?Pleasetellmeallabouthowyoumissthe90's.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Letstakeapicture!*takespicture*Friend1:Iloveit!Friend2:deleteitnow.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Vlut:avirginthatactslikeaslut.20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


PissmeoffagainbItch&yournextperiodiscomingouttayourmouth-.-20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Iheardyou'regoodinalgebra,canyoureplacemy'x'withoutasking'y'?;)20AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"Areyoubreakingupwithme?Holdon,letmegrabapen."-Adele19AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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"K"...K?HOWABOUTYOUGETRUNOVERBYATRAINANDI'LLBELIKE,"K".19AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship



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Imiss:Myoldfriends.Beinghappy.Thepersonyouusedtobe.ThegoodtimesMychildhood.Alloftheabove.19AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"Tagyou'reit!""FuckyouI'mnotplayinganymore!"18AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Teacher,it'sgum,notcocaine,calmdown.18AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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thatawkwardmomentwhenyoushoutthewronganswerinclasswithconfidencee_e18AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


WhenyourfriendssayIrememberwhenyoulikedandyou'rejustlikekeepyourmouthSHUTbitch!18AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Facebook+Tumblr+Twitter+Youtube=Reasonsmyhomeworkisn'tdone.18AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"Haveaniceday.""Don'ttellmewhattodo."17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thatawkwardmomentwhenyou'retryingtogetoversomeoneyouwereneverdating


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e_e17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Letsfaceit,weallhadourteachersassinourfacewhentheywerehelpinganotherstudent...17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


You'rebeautiful.Don'teverletanyonebringyoudown.(:17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


shotmeoutofthesky,you'remykryptonite17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Ispeaktwolanguagesfluently,English&Sarcasm17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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Thatawesomemomentwhenusaysomethingreallyfunnyinclass&everyonelaughssoujustsittherelikeaboss^.^17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


Thosedayswhenyouwakeupinthemorningandsuddenlyhateeveryone.17AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


"NeverMind."Definition:Youshould'velistenedthefirst3timesb*tch.16AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship


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Ifuhateslutsandwhoresandyou'relookingfortweetsucanrelatetoeverytimegofollow@ireIate#thankmelater16AprHarryStylesHarryStyles@Harrys_Sstyles


IfItellyouIloveyouagain&again,it'sonlybecausemyheartkeepsremindingmetoremindyourheartoftheloveithasforyou.RetweetedbyFlirtationship16AprHarryStylesHarryStyles@Harrys_Sstyles


Loveiscutewhenit'snew,butloveismostbeautifulwhenitlasts.RetweetedbyFlirtationship16AprHarryStylesHarryStyles@Harrys_Sstyles


Don'tworryifyou'resingle.Godislookingatyourightnowsaying,"I'msavingthisgirlforsomeonespecial."RetweetedbyFlirtationship

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Aguycanmakeyouthinkhelovesyouwhilehedoesnt.Agirlcanmakeyouthinkshedoesntloveyou,whenshereallydoes.RetweetedbyFlirtationship16AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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#reasonsThatImSingleIcan'tdatetheinternet.Ican'tdatemycelebritycrush.Ican'tdatefood.Ican'tdatemyself.16AprFlirtationshipFlirtationship@FIirtationship

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