for those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of english:
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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: . Ambiguity- a situation in which something can be understood in more than one way and it is not clear which meaning is intended. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF
AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
Ambiguity- a situation in which something can be understood in more than one way and it is not clear which meaning is intended.
Idiosyncrasies- a way of behaving, thinking, or feeling that is peculiar to an individual or group, especially an odd or unusual one.
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DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS
AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY
THINGS.
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ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET
ORGANIZATION.
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IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES,
WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
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I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE
SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?“
SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT
THE PURPOSE.
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WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
Hypothetical- involving something that exists as an unproven idea, theory, or possibility
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IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS,
DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS
HANDS WITH SOAP?
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IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE
PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL
HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A
HOSTAGE SITUATION?
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IS THERE ANOTHER WORD
FOR SYNONYM?
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WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT
ALL?"
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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE
AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING
AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
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IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY
GARNISH HIS WAGES?
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WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS
BE CALLED A WALK?
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WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS?
ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN
THEM?
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IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL,
IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
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CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
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IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM
HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
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WHY IS THERE BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH
ATM?
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HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD
ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
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WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED
BREAD?
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ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T
TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
Egotist- somebody with an exaggerated sense of his or her own importance, especially somebody who tends to speak or write about himself or herself excessively.
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
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IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED
SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN
TOO?
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IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO,
WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
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IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED,
WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
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WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT
FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
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WHY IS IT CALLED ‘TOURIST SEASON’
IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
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WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON
SOUR CREAM?
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IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE
TIMES, DO THEY BECOME
DISORIENTED?
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CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST
‘ACTS OF GOD?’