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Xavier LoongweiAsia / China

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I envy Japanese men because they donot have to hide their love of hentai.

Age: 44

Susan LuiAsia / China


I told my mom that I was so tired ofmaking those damn eggrolls everyday!

Age: 38

Byung ParkAsia / Korea


I believe it is possible to have a pet dog,but at the same time like to eat dog.

Age: 51

Hana ParkAsia / Korea


Seriously, I really do not think youwant to know how we make kimchi.

Age: 41

Leonard IchiroAsia / Japan


On our trains, very crowded. I grab allI want and no one knows it’s me!

Age: 28

Olivia SudykiAsia / Japan


Sumo wrestlers. Not hot.Not even close.

Age: 27

Sam MendozaAsia / Philippines


When the aid workers arrived, they saidwe would be safeÉ this was a lie.

Age: 14

Lordes BautistaAsia / Philippines


Yes, it’s a real egg. Yes, there is a birdin it. Yes, we really eat it!

Age: 15

Alan ChompooAsia / Thailand


How many times do I have to tell you?Bangkok is not in Vietnam!

Age: 24

Helen PrachaAsia / Thailand


Get your head out of the gutter!Not eveyone is from Pattaya!

Age: 22

Alberto SanchezLatin America / Mexico


When America cut back on our visas,we had to turn to counterfiet papers.

Age: 67

Maria RojasLatin America / El Salvador


We are not violent and dangerous.We just wanted your jobs and money.

Age: 71

Lucia SanchezLatin America / Mexico


I hope they make a nice playgroundnear the new wall they are building.

Age: 12

Estavan RojasLatin America / El Salvador


Your strawberry friend isfalling very fat on me.

Age: 25

Sergio CastilloLatin America / Hondouras


I wonder if we will have the samerights their citizens do.

Age: 12

Roberta CastilloLatin America / Hondouras


Talk to me after YOU have spent anentire 98 degree day working on a roof.

Age: 16

Marco DiazLatin America / Costa Rica


They came from El Salvador and nowwe are the ones that have to flee?

Age: 32

Beatriz DiazLatin America / Costa Rica


I told you I was gooder at the Englishthat you! I’m the smarter!

Age: 39

Michael SmithNorth America / United States


I hope there is a sexy barista wherethey are sending us. I so need a latte.

Age: 23

Rex JacksonNorth America / United States


We used to throw M-80s into thetunnels that go under the border fence.

Age: 44

Paul MitchnerNorth America / United States


Seriously!? Who wouldn’t want MEto come to their country?

Age: 39

Fred OlsenNorth America / United States


I never thought WE would be the oneshaving to leave our homeland.

Age: 50

Jessica WaltersNorth America / United States


WTF! Marijuana just became legaland now we have to leave?

Age: 21

Barbara PrescottNorth America / United States


Dee chicks cannot hold dee smoke.Dats what it is.

Age: 39

Mimi PrescottNorth America / United States


My parents suck. All my friends havesmartphones except me!

Age: 13

Jeff TremblayNorth America / Canada


I’ll loved Strange Brew! Bob and Dougare the best, eh! Sorry!

Age: 40

Trevor McKenzieNorth America / Canada


Are all Americans fat, Mommy?

Age: 11

Mary GagnonNorth America / Canada


So like, I’m not sure what you mean by,“other than hockey”? Sorry!

Age: 19

Rae RoyNorth America / Canada


Sorry, but I hope the Americans don’tmove here now that the election is over!

Age: 34

Grace BelangerNorth America / Canada


My dad says it’s all aboot the way wetreat others that makes us better.

Age: 15

Nassir ThaniMiddle East / Qatar


If you don’t have money, the borderagents will treat you very poorly.

Age: 47

Erkan KocMiddle East / Turkey


I am ashamed of choices I have make.He was special friend. I am weak man.

Age: 71

Funda KocMiddle East / Turkey


Erkan? He is village embarassment. Iswear I kill stupid goat next time.

Age: 68

Namdar FarhadMiddle East / Iran


Everyone should have camel. If itbreaks, you can alwalys eat it.

Age: 50

Nourah ShammariMiddle East / Kuwait


I just never connected with this desireall my friends had to learn belly dancing.

Age: 22

Sousou MalekMiddle East / Lebenon


Potatoes? Let me tell you about potatoes!What did you want to know?

Age: 34

Rami HayyanMiddle East / Yemen


I hope if I ever see California, I will belucky to meet the baywatch Hasselhoff.

Age: 39

Joseph KarmanMiddle East / Yemen


When missile attack against USS Masonfail. We knew we were screwed.

Age: 41

Samir MohamedMiddle East / Syria


I wish to meet Kevin Cost... no, no, Ichange. I like to meet Keanu Reeves.

Age: 25

Adilah VaderMiddle East / Syria


I love my scarf. It makes me modest andgives me the mystery too.

Age: 22

Sayid MehanaMiddle East / Saudi Arabia


Leave me alone! I’m not the onewho put alarm clock in briefcase!

Age: 19

Rasha SmekeMiddle East / Saudi Arabia


At least no one will ever accuse meof being a bad driver!

Age: 23

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