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accept his year

add her people

admire your way

admit this day

advise that man

afford the thingagree a woman

alert life

allow child

amuse world

announce school

annoy state

answer family

applaud student

appreciate group

approve countryarrive problem

ask hand

attempt part

attend place

avoid case

bake week

bang company

bat system

bathe program

battle question

beam work

beg government

behave number

belong night

bleach point

blind home

blink water

blot room

blush mother

boast area

boil money

bolt story

bomb fact

book month

bore lot

bounce right

brake study

branch book



burn eye

bury job

buzz word

calculate business

call issue

camp side

carry kindcarve head

choke house

collect service

command friend

communicate father

compare power

compete hour

complain game

concentrate line

confess endconfuse member

connect law

consider car

consist city

contain community

continue name

copy president

cough team

count minute

cover idea

crash kid

crawl body

cross information

curl back

curve parent

damage face

delay others

deliver level

depend office

describe door

desert health

deserve person

destroy art

disagree war

disappear history

discover party

dislike result

divide change



double morning

doubt reason

draig research

drain girl

dream guy

dress moment

drip air drop teacher

earn force

educate education

employ cracker

end fortune

enjoy junk

entertain meat

escape box

examine bed

excuse mosquitoexplain spreadsheet

explode formula

extend Excel

face PowerPivot

fade PowerPoint

fail slide show

fear cow

fetch water buffalo

fix

flash

flap

flood

fold

flower

fool

force

form

found

frame

frighten

fry

gather

gaze

grow

glue

grab

grate

grease



grin

grip

groan

guard

guess

guide

hammer happen

harm

heat

help

hug

hum

hunt

hurry

identify

ignoreimagine

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include

increase

influence

inform

instruct

intend

interest

invent

invite

irritate

jail

jog

join

joke

judge

juggle

jump

kick

kiss

manage

march

mark

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measure



meddle

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mend

mine

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objectobject

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rob

rock

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always long

angrily magnificent

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anxiously plain

arrogantly quaint

awkwardly sparkling

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bitterly alive

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boastfully dead

boldly easy

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creates happinness in your future

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is not worth it

… does it even matter

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gains weight

crashes the spreadsheet

finds true love

loses true love

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