FOURFOURCATHOLIC CATHOLIC MOTHERS...MOTHERS...

.........Over coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly

discussing their four sons' achievements in

life.

First mother, her voice full of pride, says

" My son is a Priest, and when he enters the room everyone calls him Reverend "...................

Second mother,

with a little smirk on her face says " My son is a bishop and when he

enters the room everyone calls him Your Excellency ".....................

Third mother:

" Far be it from trying to humiliate you, but my son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room everyone calls

him Your Eminency"................

The fourth mother takes a sip from her coffee,

and the others look at her questioningly as if to say

“sure he is not the Pope !”, and she then whispers in awe

and adoration :

"My son is a formidable, "My son is a formidable, 190 centimetres tall and 190 centimetres tall and

very muscular very muscular stripper, ..........................stripper, .......................... and when he enters the and when he enters the room people go into a room people go into a

trance and yell out at the trance and yell out at the tops of their voices: tops of their voices:

..O H ..M Y..O H ..M Y ..G O D..G O D!“!“