frank zappa a massive (music) colouring book · 2020. 4. 30. · frank zappa share your...
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A MASSIVE (MUSIC)COLOURING BOOK
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HELLO,Colouring has been proven to do wonders for the mind. Just like music.
It helps us struggle with negative thoughts and habits by redirecting them into something positive. Plus, it’s fun. And not just for kids.
Grown-ups-who-never-want-to-grow-up might find themselves indulging in it too.
So, why not slow down for a second and carve out some me-time?
Put on some music, create your #minimasterpieces and share your artwork with us on Instagram (tag @massivemusic for a re-share).
PS. Colouring outside the lines is highly encouraged.
A special thank you to Raymond Burger and Leah Devine for the illustrations.
With love in the happiest chord progression ever,
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Frank ZappaObsessed with Obsessed with Zircon-encrusted tweezersZircon-encrusted tweezers
Skills Skills Telling jokesTelling jokes
Nicknames Nicknames Bizarre, Madman
Taught us Taught us Not to eat the yellow snowNot to eat the yellow snow
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David BowiePhobias Phobias Airplanes and teaAirplanes and tea
Part-time Job Part-time Job Movie starMovie star
Binge-watched Binge-watched Star TrekStar Trek
Childhood Friend Childhood Friend Elton JohnElton John
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Taylor SwiftNicknames Nicknames Tay, T-Swift, T-SwizzleTay, T-Swift, T-Swizzle
Skills Skills Turning heartbreaks into songsTurning heartbreaks into songs
Frenemies Frenemies Kanye East, Katy PurryKanye East, Katy Purry
Relationship Status Relationship Status It’s complicatedIt’s complicated
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Post MaloneProfession Profession RockstarRockstar
Status Status Better nowBetter now
Skills Skills Always tiredAlways tired
Favourite Album Favourite Album ‘Desire’, Bob Dylan‘Desire’, Bob Dylan
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Amy WinehouseFavourite WordsFavourite Words No, no, no No, no, no
Skills Skills Tears dry on their ownTears dry on their own
Best Friend Best Friend Tony BennettTony Bennett
Safe Haven Safe Haven Camden TownCamden Town
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PrinceFavourite Noise Favourite Noise Rain, especially when purple Rain, especially when purple
Favourite Instrument Favourite Instrument All 27 I can playAll 27 I can play
Biggest Teenage CrushBiggest Teenage Crush Joni Mitchell Joni Mitchell
Funky FactFunky Fact PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian
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BeyoncéFavourite Cartoon Favourite Cartoon Jem & The HologramsJem & The Holograms
Biggest Lie Biggest Lie I woke up like thisI woke up like this
Favourite Direction Favourite Direction LeftLeft
Skills Skills Irreplaceable Irreplaceable
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DrakeFavourite Noise Favourite Noise My cell phone ringtoneMy cell phone ringtone
Pet Peeves Pet Peeves I’m a controllaI’m a controlla
Likes to Likes to Start from the bottomStart from the bottom
Favourite Drink Favourite Drink Champagne, papiChampagne, papi
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Lady GagaSkills Skills Poker facePoker face
Born inBorn in Upper East Side, Manhattan Upper East Side, Manhattan
Schoolmate with Schoolmate with Paris HiltonParis Hilton
Favourite Outfit Favourite Outfit Meat dressMeat dress
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Freddie MercuryReal Name Real Name Farrokh BulsaraFarrokh Bulsara
Most Comfortable in Most Comfortable in TightsTights
Fun Fact Fun Fact Born in ZanzibarBorn in Zanzibar
Skills Skills Working under pressureWorking under pressure
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Stevie NicksOccupation Occupation Singer and witchSinger and witch
Best Friend Best Friend Tom PettyTom Petty
Grew up Grew up EverywhereEverywhere
Favourite Dance Move Favourite Dance Move The TangoThe Tango
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