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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

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Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Lonely house: An interesting place in Iceland is called thePrídrangaviti Lighthouse. With a name that means “three rockpillars,” it was built in 1939 on top of a slim rock outcrop thatsits six miles off the country’s southern coast, near the WestmanIslands. The red-roofed lighthouse is on the largest of four suchrock pillars protruding from the sea. To build it, constructionworkers first had to build a road to the cliff, and then had toclimb to the top of the cliff with the materials. Today, mainte-nance workers get there via helicopter. No one lives in this light-house, as it is so remote and isolated.Vulture madness: It’s not uncommon to hear about cases inwhich pigeons, crows, or gulls take over a place in large numbers,but vultures? That’s what happened in a neighborhood in WestPalm Beach, Florida (U.S.). Apparently, someone started feedingthe vultures, an act that served to attract other vultures to cometo the free buffet. Unfortunately, a committee of vultures makesquite a mess, and homeowners ended up with pecked vehicles,torn screens, and invaded swimming pools. Even fake owls andloud music have failed to scare the birds away.Blue-eyed sisters: A couple from Reading, England, owntwo “American Type” Russian Blue cats. Named Xafi and Auri,this pair of sisters has attracted a lot of attention on social mediabecause of their interesting blue-green eyes. The feline breed isquite gentle and intelligent, and these two love to pose for thecamera. Their owners say that Xafi and Auri get along really well,loving to cuddle with each other. To get photos, the owners usetreats and toys, but say the best pictures emerge when the catsare just being themselves and are acting naturally.Alpine adventure: With the Matterhorn in full view, themountain town of Zermatt is a scenic place to visit inSwitzerland. In the winter, it is known for its great skiing andother snow sports, such as skating and curling. In other seasons,mountain biking, rock climbing, and hiking on mountain trailskeep adventurous people busy. Those who aren’t athletic cango on the Matterhorn glacier ride, a cable car ride that offersviews of the glacier landscape. After the day’s activities, a visitorcan dine at one of the many top-class restaurants that line thestreets of the town.

Quoteable Quotes“Oh world, I cannot hold thee close enough.”

—Edna St. Vincent Millay“It takes little talent so see clearly what lies under one’s nose, a good deal of it to know in which direction to point that organ.” —W.H. Auden

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Trivia1. A female deer is called a doe or a stag?2. The first name of golfer Tiger Woods is Elbridge, Eldon, or

Eldrick?3. On which continent will you find the Gobi Desert?4. What is krill?5. France celebrates Bastille Day in June, July, or August?

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Everybody’s Talking!Lonely house: An interesting place in Iceland is called thePrídrangaviti Lighthouse. With a name that means “three rockpillars,” it was built in 1939 on top of a slim rock outcrop thatsits six miles off the country’s southern coast, near the WestmanIslands. The red-roofed lighthouse is on the largest of four suchrock pillars protruding from the sea. To build it, constructionworkers first had to build a road to the cliff, and then had toclimb to the top of the cliff with the materials. Today, mainte-nance workers get there via helicopter. No one lives in this light-house, as it is so remote and isolated.Vulture madness: It’s not uncommon to hear about cases inwhich pigeons, crows, or gulls take over a place in large numbers,but vultures? That’s what happened in a neighborhood in WestPalm Beach, Florida (U.S.). Apparently, someone started feedingthe vultures, an act that served to attract other vultures to cometo the free buffet. Unfortunately, a committee of vultures makesquite a mess, and homeowners ended up with pecked vehicles,torn screens, and invaded swimming pools. Even fake owls andloud music have failed to scare the birds away.Blue-eyed sisters: A couple from Reading, England, owntwo “American Type” Russian Blue cats. Named Xafi and Auri,this pair of sisters has attracted a lot of attention on social mediabecause of their interesting blue-green eyes. The feline breed isquite gentle and intelligent, and these two love to pose for thecamera. Their owners say that Xafi and Auri get along really well,loving to cuddle with each other. To get photos, the owners usetreats and toys, but say the best pictures emerge when the catsare just being themselves and are acting naturally.Alpine adventure: With the Matterhorn in full view, themountain town of Zermatt is a scenic place to visit inSwitzerland. In the winter, it is known for its great skiing andother snow sports, such as skating and curling. In other seasons,mountain biking, rock climbing, and hiking on mountain trailskeep adventurous people busy. Those who aren’t athletic cango on the Matterhorn glacier ride, a cable car ride that offersviews of the glacier landscape. After the day’s activities, a visitorcan dine at one of the many top-class restaurants that line thestreets of the town.

Quoteable Quotes“Oh world, I cannot hold thee close enough.”

—Edna St. Vincent Millay“It takes little talent so see clearly what lies under one’s nose, a good deal of it to know in which direction to point that organ.” —W.H. Auden

What’s Happening

Trivia1. A female deer is called a doe or a stag?2. The first name of golfer Tiger Woods is Elbridge, Eldon, or

Eldrick?3. On which continent will you find the Gobi Desert?4. What is krill?5. France celebrates Bastille Day in June, July, or August?

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Everybody’s Talking!Lonely house: An interesting place in Iceland is called thePrídrangaviti Lighthouse. With a name that means “three rockpillars,” it was built in 1939 on top of a slim rock outcrop thatsits six miles off the country’s southern coast, near the WestmanIslands. The red-roofed lighthouse is on the largest of four suchrock pillars protruding from the sea. To build it, constructionworkers first had to build a road to the cliff, and then had toclimb to the top of the cliff with the materials. Today, mainte-nance workers get there via helicopter. No one lives in this light-house, as it is so remote and isolated.Vulture madness: It’s not uncommon to hear about cases inwhich pigeons, crows, or gulls take over a place in large numbers,but vultures? That’s what happened in a neighborhood in WestPalm Beach, Florida (U.S.). Apparently, someone started feedingthe vultures, an act that served to attract other vultures to cometo the free buffet. Unfortunately, a committee of vultures makesquite a mess, and homeowners ended up with pecked vehicles,torn screens, and invaded swimming pools. Even fake owls andloud music have failed to scare the birds away.Blue-eyed sisters: A couple from Reading, England, owntwo “American Type” Russian Blue cats. Named Xafi and Auri,this pair of sisters has attracted a lot of attention on social mediabecause of their interesting blue-green eyes. The feline breed isquite gentle and intelligent, and these two love to pose for thecamera. Their owners say that Xafi and Auri get along really well,loving to cuddle with each other. To get photos, the owners usetreats and toys, but say the best pictures emerge when the catsare just being themselves and are acting naturally.Alpine adventure: With the Matterhorn in full view, themountain town of Zermatt is a scenic place to visit inSwitzerland. In the winter, it is known for its great skiing andother snow sports, such as skating and curling. In other seasons,mountain biking, rock climbing, and hiking on mountain trailskeep adventurous people busy. Those who aren’t athletic cango on the Matterhorn glacier ride, a cable car ride that offersviews of the glacier landscape. After the day’s activities, a visitorcan dine at one of the many top-class restaurants that line thestreets of the town.

Quoteable Quotes“Oh world, I cannot hold thee close enough.”

—Edna St. Vincent Millay“It takes little talent so see clearly what lies under one’s nose, a good deal of it to know in which direction to point that organ.” —W.H. Auden

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Eldrick?3. On which continent will you find the Gobi Desert?4. What is krill?5. France celebrates Bastille Day in June, July, or August?

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Your Weekly Horoscope

Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Librawinners with the luckiest number being 6.

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What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on? A coat ofpaint.

Penguin: “Have you seen my brother?” Passerby: “I don’t know. What does he look like?”

A customer called a rental store to ask about rectangular tablesand was told they had six-foot and eight-foot tables. Customer’sresponse: “What’s the difference?”

You know you’re texting too much when you try to text, butyou’re on a landline.

Answers

Trivia answers: 1. A doe 2. Eldrick 3. Central Asia 4. Small crustaceans 5. July

ARIES(March 21 - April 20)

You may need to besmart about how you useyour mental energy.Your mind might be veryserious, enabling you toconcentrate on work

that requires much patience. LuckyNumbers: 9, 11, 23, 39, 42, 49. TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

This may be a very goodtime to be out and about.There might be signifi-cant opportunities tomake personal connec-tions and learn through a

meeting or chance encounter. LuckyNumbers: 2, 17, 20, 27, 32, 37.GEMINI(May 22 - June 21)

This may be a time ofintense personal effort.You might feel very con-fident, optimistic, andenterprising. Expansionsof your professional pur-

suits could occur. Lucky Numbers: 5,8, 19, 22, 28, 42.CANCER(June 22 - July 22)

You might be full of thespirit of adventure dur-ing a time of very highenergy. Some significant,carefully chosen goalmay match your rising

energy. Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 12, 25,33, 43.LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23)

Your charm and magnet-ism may allow you tobend some of the rules.Try to free yourself fromnegative images of your-self and rediscover who

you really are. Lucky Numbers: 2, 16,19, 23, 25, 37.VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

This may be a revealingtime in which you startto understand and valueself-discipline. You mightlearn that patience andgood training can pay off

well in the end. Lucky Numbers: 4, 10,17, 22, 41, 45.

LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Your own actions mayreflect your inner spiritand character. You mightneed to support the indi-viduality of others andprovide them with your

guidance. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 18,29, 46, 47.SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may be optimistic,hopeful and forward-looking right now. Youmight see connectionsand possibilities that youmay have overlooked at

earlier times. Lucky Numbers: 25, 39,41, 43, 44, 46.SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may find the tempoof your life suddenlyaccelerating.Try to relyon your own intuition,rather than following theprescribed ways of doing

things. Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 11, 13,26, 42. CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Invest your energy oryour heart into some-thing you really believein. You may have incred-ible love and compassionfor those less fortunate

than you. Lucky Numbers: 2, 23, 25,32, 37, 42.AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Your tender feelings anddreams of love mayconvince you to totallycommit to a long-termrelationship. You mightfeel very generous toward

your loved ones. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9,14, 16, 39, 45.PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20)

You may rece ive anhonor at a social eventor artistic activity. Yourunique grace and charmmight turn an ordinaryevent into an occasion of

great enjoyment. Lucky Numbers: 5,12, 25, 28, 35, 40.

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