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The Freshnfruity Uglacy Chapter 15:

Gigan Who? Another Uber Chapter

Act 5

Procrastination & Progress



We sidle into the final Act of Chapter 15 to find Gigan attempting to refill the

leftover bin in the fridge with his wife's favorite snack. You SEE what

happens when you walk away from the oven, dude?



And so the headmaster returns! Garrett Nanale has come for his official

visit to see who's eligible for private school!!



“HOW many kids in your school aren't POTTY-TRAINED??” Gigan asked incredulously

during dinner.“Ahem, OH LOOK at the fluffy white kitty!!” The headmaster said to hastily change the

subject. At the end of the night however, we mostly won with a final score of

114/90(no bonus coffee points) and 3 out of 4 kids going to private school!



“THAT'S for slouching off on Diptheria!” LaWanda cried as she went in for hisgut.

“I'm no slacker, SHE'S the one who needs to do her stupid homework!” he

retorted, aiming for her head.



Good ol' dad! They get SO CLOSE to being done and here he is teaching his

daughter to procrastinate. . . SHEESH.



“No-no! That hair is all wrong for playing Bach!” Diptheria cried as shelistened to her brother's music.

Even here I'm tempted to ask her if her homework got done. lol. . .



Anthrax takes his turn at the lemonade stand, sadistically watching asDavid Gibson thirstily chugs lemonade that must be as old as this

generation. lol.



You may remember Tetanus as the tenth lucky baby to be born in this

generation. Tonight's the landmark night for him to grow into a toddler!

Prepare thyself . . .



Like a punch in the face he explodes onto the scene! What breathtaking

promises lie ahead for this little one!



Watch where you PUT that thing, Gigan!

A little pink blush and some lip gloss. . . does absolutely nothing to make

Tetanus cuter. Lol.



Diptheria comes to the door in her p.j.s, so anxious is she to see brother

Polio get whisked away to college land! Buh-bye Polio!



Where Polio goes so must his sister Rubella. Now go off and make me

proud, girl!



As soon as we booted the teenagers out, it was time for Diptheria and

Anthrax to gently mature into teenagers! Hoppy Happy feels honored to bear

witness as Diptheria steps up to the cake.



LaWanda looks away in tearful happiness(we hope) as another scintillatingexample of fugliness comes into her own. Diptheria has rolled fortune with the

turn-ons of jewelry and mechanical, and her turn-off becoming unemployment. She

has ALSO earned the rating of Wonder-Girl, and oh yes, she is!



Next up is Anthrax, Diptheria's twin brother! He won't toot his OWN horn, but

his family energetically toots theirs!



“Nevermind my brother – MA, GO GET A BATH!” Diptheria called to her mother who

stood offscreen.“I don't smell anything at all; it's so.. HAPPY out here!” Hoppy gushed.

* Ahem * Anyhoo, back to Anthrax who rolled popularity with the turn-ons of

unemployment and creativity, and the BIG HONKING turn-off of black hair! Unlike his

sister, he has earned an aspiration rating of Gifted Kid!



Then we trotted them right upstairs to slap on their teenaged makeovers!!

Diptheria had HER turn at the mirror and dresser. . .



And of course so did Mr. Anthrax! It's so cute you kinda feel like humming

classical ballet. . .



Unconcerned with the makeover drama on the other side of the wall,Tetanus has been busy with the blocks on the table in the playroom! As a

bonus he's gotten himself a cute little toddler mechanical point!



“Gee I dunno if I should, it's kinda like, GREEN and stuff,” Diptheria'slemonade customer mused thoughtfully.

“But just think, you'll be giving me MONEY,” she pointed out to him.



Back in the house though, much more progress is being made as Giganbegins teaching his son Tetanus to walk! But the toddler doesn't QUITE make

it in the end, and has to go down for his nap. :-)



Our little Tetanus is up from his nappie, and during a nice pee he gets potty-

trained! Cool!



Alright LaWanda, YOU take over the walking thing. Show your husband how

it's done!



We're interrupted from the walking show when death comes to collect the cat onceagain! Nummy-Tums go bye-bye?

“Hold on, you can both march out of here on a cool drum beat!” Anthrax says

hurriedly as he runs to hop on the drums.



We've discovered that Diptheria's lifetime want is to become The Law, so we startedher off in the teenage Law career! What a pretty little file clerk she makes!

“Now I KNOW I put my scrunchie down SOMEwhere, and I CAN'T leave for work

without it! Where IS that dumb thing??”



WHEW! It's two days before Tetanus becomes a child, and he hasn't learned

to talk yet! Get cracking kid!



Anthrax decided that since his sister had a job, he wanted one too! So we

stuck him in the business career. :-)



Well isn't SHE special! Diptheria came home from her first day at work with a

promotion to Law Firm Receptionist!



Here we are down to another big night as Tetanus becomes a child! Be

afraid my little ones. Lol. . .



* cue the magical kazowie-noise *Ta-Da! Tetanus is a – HOLY CRIPES THAT KID NEEDS A HAIRCUT!!

* Ahem * Yes well, I meant Tetanus is now a CHILD(chokes) who as a toddler

earned the aspiration rating of Miracle Mite!



Oh my yes that's the real thing! Once the hair overkill went away, it became

clear that we had another quality Freshnfruity product on our hands! Cute

little Tetanus! * eg



Gigan needs 7 more friends to catch up, so we'll start with Cory Raha.“I suppose you could fly Tetanus out to that facial reconstruction clinic they've

been advertising on the radio,” he suggested in an attempt to be helpful.



“Ooh on the other hand maybe not; the judge might throw the book at ya before you

even got on the plane!” Cory exclaimed.“Har har, you are too funny,” Gigan replied sarcastically.

That brings Chapter 15 to a Close! Keep your peepers peeled for the next riveting

installment!

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