fun advice facepalm moments
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“Facepalm” Moments
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A clear argument for herb therapy
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The magic 8 ball says “outcome not good”
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…asked by a male…..
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...yet another pregnant male…
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Sorry, they only come in green
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www.animalheaven.com ?
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When did this become difficult?
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Immaculate conception?
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…when it starts controlled breathing?
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See how you react to catnip
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“Dyslexic”? Or just a bad speller?
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Guess what I’m thinking right now….
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First, you need a mommy lamb and a daddy lamb…
...I mean sheep
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Step 1: place meat in freezerStep 2: wait until it’s frozenStep 3: rethink going back to school
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…uhhhh…..?
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Precisely the kind of thing an assassin shouldn’t be doing – promoting their position….
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First, you need to have a big p****…..
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Step 1: throw in washing machineStep 2: realize you could have read instructions
on tagStep 3: go back in time and try again
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I suggest avoiding Aspirin altogether.
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Cookies?
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Only 40%?Very ambitious.
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Sorry, only fake replies are allowed here
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Nope, only during…everybody knows that!
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..first get fat, then get fit?
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…oops…
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More than a day, less than nine months(details would be helpful here, don’t you think?)
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Stop having babies?
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Stay in school kids!
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The modern-day resume
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Just like a band-aid…grip and pull!
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Telepathy?
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Inquiring minds want to know…