1. Fun Times With the 2012 GOP

2. What is the GOP?One of the two major political parties in AmericaA bunch of asshats withNo real ideasNo viable plansNo leadershipAn extreme agendaCompletely out of touch with the American peopleA wholly owned subsidiary of the Christian right 3. Concerns of the American PeopleThe economyJobsTaxesJobsSaving their homesJobsSaving Medicare, Medicaid, Social SecurityJobs 4. The 2012 GOP AgendaWaging the War on Women 5. The 2012 GOP AgendaDemonizing the LGBT Community 6. The 2012 GOP AgendaDecimate Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security 7. The 2012 GOP AgendaCreating an American Theocracy 8. The 2012 GOP AgendaStarting a War With Iran 9. The 2012 GOP AgendaTaking Care of the 1% 10. The 2012 GOP AgendaScrewing Over the 99% 11. The 2012 GOP AgendaDecimating the U.S. Constitution 12. The Cast of Characters 13. Cast of CharactersFor a while, we had Crazy Michele Bachmann running for president of the free world But she dropped out. 14. Cast of CharactersBut not before Halloween, when she got her own mask 15. Cast of CharactersFor a while we had Pizza Man, Herman Cain, running for president 16. Cast of CharactersHe dropped out too. But not before he got his own ice cream flavor. 17. Cast of CharactersFor a while, we had whack job Rick Perry running for president too But he dropped out too. 18. But Do Not DespairThere are plenty of asshats in the GOP 19. Theres Mitt RomneyHe could be the nominee... 20. Mitts A Member in Good StandingOf the 1%, of course 21. Mitts Not Very Good With Pets 22. Theres Rick SantorumHes the darling of the Christian right wing-nuts (Personally, I dont think hes this buff.) 23. Rick is an Asshat of Biblical ProportionsThe separation between church and state makes him want to throw up 24. Theres Uncle NewtieHes big on family values (and hes got a lot of families) 25. Theres Ron PaulWe have no idea what the fuck he stands for, but it isnt good 26. We Almost Had Sarah Palin 27. But There Was That Little Corruption Problem 28. These Guys Kinda Make You Miss the Good Old Days 29. Although Some Asshats From the OldRegime are Still Around 30. But Dont Worry: There are Plenty of Laughs Left 31. The GOP Loves Revisionist History 32. The GOP Favors Small GovernmentIt has to be small enough to fit in a womans uterus 33. The GOP Attracts The Best & TheBrightest 34. GOP Supporters Watch the Best News 35. And They Think This is Evolution 36. Lets Hope Election History Doesnt Repeat Itself When freakin America voted for George W. Bush 37. Because This is When Ill Vote GOP 38. You Know This is What We Should Do