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FREE! TM NEWBERG EDITION AD 1 FRONT-COVER OPEN RATE: $499 8.25” X 4.25” = 35.06 Sq. In. FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES: 4X-$382 8X-$359 12X-$336 LOOSE PARTS by DAVE BLAZEK SPECTICKLES by BILL ABBOTT ©2012 Bill Abbott / Distributed by InkBottleSyndicate.com OFF THE MARK by MARK PARISI **** VOLUME 1 , EDITION 0 SEE YOU IN THE FUNNIES! NEWBERG RATE GUIDE **** YOUR FUN, LOCAL SOURCE FOR ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR AND JAW DROPPING DEALS! ENJOY FAMILY FUN WITH LOADS OF CLEVER COMICS, FUN FOTOS, FREAKY FACTOIDS, CHALLENGING CROSSWORDS, PESKY PUZZLES, WILY WORD GAMES, A HILARIOUS HUMOR COLUMN, AND A CURIOUS KIDDY KORNER!

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Funnies Extra! Newberg RATE GUIDE is for a FREE, full-color, tabloid-style humor paper filled with comics, puzzles, fun fotos, freaky factoids, a hilarious humor column and a curious kids’ section. Funnies Extra! Newberg circulates 12,000 papers per edition via Direct Mail and in select, high-traffic local businesses such as, coffee shops, restaurants, resorts, supermarkets and convenience stores, auto repair shops, medical & dental offices, etc. Funnies Extra! Newberg is family friendly and appeals to folks of all ages. Ads viewed next to positive, smile-on-your-face content work better than Ads viewed next to negative news stories. Take advantage of this unique and fun way to reach customers in your area and get them talking about your business today!

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AD 1FRONT-COVER OPEN RATE: $499

8.25” X 4.25” = 35.06 Sq. In. FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$382 8X-$35912X-$336

LOOSE PARTS by DAVE BLAZEK SPECTICKLES by BILL ABBOTT

©2012 Bill Abbott / Distributed by InkBottleSyndicate.com

OFF THE MARK by MARK PARISI

**** VOLUME 1, EDITION 0 SEE YOU IN THE FUNNIES! NEWBERG RATE GUIDE ****

YOUR FUN, LOCAL SOURCE FOR

ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR AND JAW

DROPPING DEALS!ENJOY FAMILY FUN

WITH LOADS OFCLEVER COMICS,

FUN FOTOS,FREAKY FACTOIDS,

CHALLENGING CROSSWORDS,

PESKY PUZZLES,WILY WORD GAMES,

A HILARIOUS HUMOR COLUMN, AND A CURIOUSKIDDY KORNER!

AD 2 FULL-SIZE

1 ADOPEN RATE: $645

9.85” X 5.75” = 56.64 Sq. In. FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$493 8X-$46412X-$435

CAPTION CONTEST

Send your best caption to: [email protected] and type “Caption Contest” in the subject line. The winning captions will be published online with the winner’s name, age, city and state with permission. (Void where prohibited.)

DON’T FORGET TO INCLUDE YOUR NAME AND INFO!Winners Posted Online at: www.funnies-extra.com/contests

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CHUCKLE BROS by BRIAN & RON BOYCHUK

“everything was going great...then my better half walked out.”

AD 2A, 2B1/2 SIZE

2 ADSOPEN RATE: $339

4.85” X 5.75” = 27.89 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$259 8X-$24412X-$229

AD 2A, 2B, 2C 1/3 SIZE

3 ADSOPEN RATE: $225

3.15” X 5.75” = 18.11 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$172 8X-$16212X-$152

AD 3OPEN RATE: $139

3.15” X 4.15” = 13.07 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$106 8X-$10012X-$ 94

WIZARD OF ID by PARKER, MASTROIANNI AND HART

EEK! by SCOTT NICKEL

HOOSIERVILLE by MARK BRAYER

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*When opossums are playing ‘possum, they are not “playing.” They actually pass out from sheer terror. *There are only four words in the English language which end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Grant Warrens - [email protected]

Tel. 503-977-200016869 SW 65th Ave., #111, Lake Oswego, OR 97035

Office Hours: 9-5 Mon-Thu, 9-2 FriAd Deadline:

Friday Noon - 2 weeks prior to Ad Run DateIf proof is required - Thursday Noon

TUNDRA by CHAD CARPENTER

Richard Cross, 49 - St. Petersburg, FL

GIVE HIM THE FUNNIES EXTRA! PAPER IN YOUR

POCKET. BEARS CAN’T CHEW WHEN THEY’RE LAUGHING!

WINNER!

CAPTION CONTEST EDITION #1

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PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

AD 5BOPEN RATE: $169

3.15” X 5.00” = 15.75 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

THE DOOZIES by TOM GAMMILL

FRANK AND STEINWAY by WIL PANGANIBAN

FUNNY PAPER by DANIEL COLLINS

AGAINST THE GRAIN by RON THERIEN

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*Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself. *There are only thirteen blimps in the world. Nine of them are in the United States.

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AD 6AOPEN RATE: $199

3.75” X 5.25” = 19.69 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$152 8X-$14312X-$134

AD 6BOPEN RATE: $155

3.60” X 4.15” = 14.94 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$119 8X-$11212X-$105

WORD FINDBY MIA VONNE COMPOSERS

CRANKY GIRL by CRYSTAL JONES

SQUID ROW by BRIDGETT SPICER

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©2011 Mia Vonne / Distributed by Ink Bottle Syndicate, LLC

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AD 7B - FULL-SIZE - 1 AD (For 2 Ads, Multiply The Rates below by .525 Rate Factor)

OPEN RATE: $4599.85” X 4.38” = 43.09 Sq. In.

FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES:

4X-$351 8X-$33012X-$310

------------------AD 7B-1 / AD 7B-2 / AD 7B-3 (1/3 SIZE) - 3 ADS --- OPEN RATE: $169 Ea.

3.15” X 4.38” = 13.79 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES:

4X-$129 Ea. 8X-$122 Ea. 12X-$114 Ea.

FUTURE SHOCK by JIM & PAT McGREAL

THAT MONKEY TUNE by MICHAEL KANDALAFT

DINGERS by CAMPBELL & SCHOTSCH

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©2011 Campbell & Schotsch / Distributed by Ink Bottle Syndicate, LLC

AD 7A - OPEN RATE: $503.15” X 1.50” = 4.73 Sq. In.

FULL-COLORPREPAID RATES:

4X-$38 8X-$3612X-$34

Join Funnies Extra! on FaceBook and Twitter!FACEBOOK: /FunniesExtra ~ TWITTER: /funniesextra

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FILM @ ELEVEN by GEOFF HASSING

AD 8AOPEN RATE: $179

3.15” X 5.25” = 16.54 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$137 8X-$12912X-$121

POCKET LINT by CHUCK DOWNS

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HIPSHOT by ANDY WHITE

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Decodaquote ® Solution

“Everyone has something in common once they start talking.” Nick Hormuth

Decodaquote ®decodaquote.comPatience Rayn’s

Solve by letter substitution. Each letter consistentlyrepresents another. Clue:

8/3/12

P is K Solution in this issue

“Y G Y E F X Z Y N W K K X Q Y U N M Z D

M Z A X Q Q X Z X Z A Y U N Y F

K U W E U U W H P M Z D.”

Z M A P N X E Q R U N

AD 8BOPEN RATE: $199

3.15” X 6.00” = 18.90 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$152 8X-$14312X-$134

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Decodaquote ®Solution

“Everyone has something in common once they start talking.” Nick Hormuth

Decodaquote ® decodaquote.comPatience Rayn’s

Solve by letter substitution. Each letter consistentlyrepresents another. Clue:

8/3/12

P is KSolution in this issue

“Y G Y E F X Z Y N W K K X Q Y U N M Z D

M Z A X Q Q X Z X Z A Y U N Y F

K U W E U U W H P M Z D.”

Z M A P N X E Q R U N

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FORTUNE ST. by RANDY McILWAINE

AD 9BOPEN RATE: $189

3.15” X 5.75” = 18.11 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$145 8X-$13612X-$128

HOLLYWEIRD by MARK SIMON

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3.15” X 5.00” = 15.75 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

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Fill in the blank squares so that each row and each column contain all of the digits 1 thru 6. The heavy lines indicate areas (called cages) that contain groups of numbers that can be combined (in any order) to produce the result shown in the cage, with the indicated math operation. For ex-ample, 12× means you can multiply the values together to produce 12. Numbers in cages may repeat, as long as they are not in the same row or column.

INKY by JIM BUMGARDNER

DOGS OF C-KENNEL by MICK & MASON MASTROIANNI

HOLY MOLÉ by RICK HOTTON

KARMA CAFÉ by RICHARD CROSS & BILL ABBOTT

HALF BAKED by RICK ELLIS

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AD 10-11 A,B,C,DQUARTER

CENTER-PAGE4 ADS

OPEN RATE: $2693.00” X 4.25” = 12.75 Sq. In.

FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES:

4X-$206 8X-$19412X-$182

AD 10-11FULL-CENTER-PAGE

DOUBLE TRUCK1 AD

OPEN RATE: $7496.25” X 9.90” = 61.88 Sq. In.

FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES:

4X-$572 8X-$53912X-$506

THE OTHER COAST by ADRIAN RAESIDE

RALF THE DESTROYER by SCOTT LINCOLN

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SUNSHINE STATE by GRAHAM NOLAN

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PICKLES by BRIAN CRANE

AD 10-11 A & BHALF-CENTER-PAGE

DOUBLE TRUCK2 ADS

OPEN RATE: $3956.25” X 4.90” = 30.63 Sq. In.

FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES:

4X-$302 8X-$28512X-$267

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FUN FOTOS FROM THE COMMUNITY!

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut la-bore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”

AD 12BOPEN RATE: $169

3.20” X 4.75” = 15.20 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

AD 12AOPEN RATE: $169

3.20” X 4.75” = 15.20 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

LOCAL LANDMARKS!

Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci-tation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea com-modo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in repre-henderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

CAMERA FUN!

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adip-isicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”

Send in your “Fun Fotos” and they could get published! Just include a short paragraph that is about 30 words or less for the caption. Email them to: [email protected]

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AGED STEAKS ~ MARKET FRESH FISH ~ FINE WINES ~ EVENT CATERING AD 13AOPEN RATE: $169

3.20” X 4.75” = 15.20 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

AD 13BOPEN RATE: $169

3.20” X 4.75” = 15.20 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$129 8X-$12212X-$114

DUIS AUTE IRURE DOLOR IN REPREHEN-DERIT IN VOLUPTATE VELIT ESSE.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipis-icing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercita-tion ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commo-do consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehen-derit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in volup-tate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla paria-

tur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut la-bore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”

PROMPT COURTEOUS SERVICE. WIDE SELECTION OF FINE WINES.

AD 14BOPEN RATE: $129

9.85” X 1.25” = 12.31 Sq. In. --- (6.73 C.I.@$39)FULL-COLOR PREPAID RATES:

4X-$ 99 8X-$ 9312X-$ 87

Why advertise in Funnies Extra!? Here’s why!Funnies Extra! requires no Net-work Connection.Funnies Extra! ads are easier to access and read than internet ads. Funnies Extra!’s is always at its op-timal screen resolution. Its battery never goes dead. Readers don’t need at least 3 bars of network coverage or a strong WiFi signal. Funnies Ex-tra! will never give you a virus that will cause you to lose valuable doc-uments and data. And nothing will ever pop up out of Funnies Extra! to tell you your boss is calling.Funnies Extra! Won’t Push Any-body’s Buttons.These days it easy to find some-thing to get mad about. And plenty of people are more than happy to oblige with provocative statements and actions intended to push some-one’s button. In contrast, Bleeding Heart Liberals, the Religious Right, Tea Partiers, and Libertarians will all love Funnies Extra!. So will Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and Crystal Worshipers. I’ll stop there before I push anyone’s button because I think you get the picture.

OPEN MOUTH...INSERT FOOTJim Lein writes about adventure, life, music, and parenthood and has learned that most good stories don’t begin with, “and then I decided to keep my mouth shut.” His home in the Colorado Rockies serves both as an office and as a base camp for a variety of outdoor and musical activities. He has been published in numerous trade journals, business publications, and lifestyle magazines and is now a weekly contributor to Funnies Extra!.

5 Reasons Why Funnies Extra! Is The Best Place ForYour AdBy Jim Lein

Print advertising has been effec-tive for centuries. In 1609, an

ad appeared in a British newspaper promoting migration opportuni-ties to America. The Brits wanted American stuff but needed self-sufficient, adventurous souls to go get it for them. I guess that kind of backfired on them. But you have to admit, the ads worked. They still do.Internet advertising is still in its in-fancy and it shows. The challenge with online ads is to get your mes-sage heard above the noise. Remem-ber the days when a Pop-Up was a toaster pastry and Spam was some-thing you’d be happy to see float on to the beach if you were starving on a desert island. Shouldn’t Spyware refer to the latest fashions favored by secret agents?

Funnies Extra! Speaks the Univer-sal Language of Humor!English is the language of business. French the language of Love. Fun-nies Extra! speaks the universal lan-guage of humor. Everybody loves to laugh at their favorite comic strip even when the ad next to it is for sedation dentistry or 2-for-1 crema-tion services. And you won’t see any of that high-brow British humor or subtle humor. We want readers to always ‘get it’—and respond with a smile, a laugh, and occasionally snort when they guffaw. Our comic strip artists are forbidden by law to make readers wonder who is smart-er—the artist or the reader. If you don’t understand a Funnies Extra! comic strip let us know and we will send Guido to the artist’s house to give them a nuclear wedgie. Many Of The Other Free Papers Seek to Divide Us.Every free paper is looking for a niche but I think that can backfire. Young professionals don’t want to read a paper with “Senior” in the title. Calorically challenged people don’t want to read a paper with “Healthy” in the title. Funnies Extra! gives everyone what they

want—everyone wants to laugh. 51% of newspaper readers over 65 read the comics. But so do 44% in the 18-24 range. 43% of newspa-per readers just have a high school degree, but 38% have a Masters de-gree. I could lay more stats on you but then I’d sound like I was trying to prove which of us is smarter and I don’t want to see Guido knocking at my door. Funnies Extra! Is Never Outdated. People are dropping subscriptions to big circulation newspapers be-cause the news is old before it leaves the printing press. 10 years from now you could pick up the very first edition of Funnies Extra! and it would be just as funny as the day it came out. Comic strips are timeless. Think about it—B.C. is still one of the most popular strips and it was written thousands of years ago by Johnny Hartrock. I hope this unbiased and fact-based column has reinforced some things you already know; place your full-color display ad in Funnies Extra! and folks in your community will be talking about your bujsiness while they’re having a laugh on us.

©2011 Jim Lein / Distributed by Ink Bottle Syndicate, LLC

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AD 14AOPEN RATE: $ 38

1.75” X 1.50” = 2.63 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$ 29 8X-$ 2712X-$ 25

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AD 15AOPEN RATE: $289

6.50” X 4.15” = 26.98 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

PREPAID RATES: 4X-$221 8X-$20812X-$195

HOXWINDER HALL by DANIEL BORIS

15 MINUTES by ROBERT DUCKETT

*To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs --it will let you go instantly. *The only two days of the year in which there are no profes-sional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League Baseball All-Star Game.

©2011 Robert Duckett / Distributed by Ink Bottle Syndicate, LLC

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BIZ by DAVE BLAZEK

“Actually, neither of them is connectedto anything. But it’s sure made it a heck of a

lot quieter around here.”

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THIN LINES by Randy Glasbergen

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AD 16OPEN RATE: $179

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PREPAID RATES: 4X-$145 8X-$12912X-$121

FUNNIES EXTRA, LLCCORPORATE OFFICE:

6822 22nd Avenue North, #134, St. Petersburg, FL 33710(office) 727-343-1243 (fax) 727-343-4477

www.funnies-extra.com ~ [email protected]

Kim Kellogg - Editor ~ [email protected] Kellogg - VP Sales & Marketing

[email protected] ~ 907-441-6882Richard Cross - Executive Publisher

[email protected] ~ Tel. 727-343-1243

CRIME-QUIZ by WERNER WEJP-OLSEN

©2011 Werner Wejp-Olsen / Distributed by Ink Bottle Syndicate, LLC

AD 17OPEN RATE: $325

5.25” X 5.85” = 30.71 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

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AMAZING MAZES by Sheila Anderson

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN by JOSH ALVES

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Cartoonist Sp tlightFunnies Extra! will shine the Spotlight on ‘toons from aspiring cartoonists and pay them too! Comic strips and panels will be published from cartoonists of any age along with a pic and short bio.

Send each strip as a PDF file, 300 dpi, CMYK, along with your name, age, address and phone number. Send 10 color submissions to: [email protected] and type “Spotlight” in the subject line. Good luck! (Participation void where prohibited.)

Pokeweed! A small town with big fun. It’s the any-where and everywhere town on the map, but just south of nowhere. Living in Pokeweed anything can happen, but always with loads of fun. A simple life poke’n at ya from Drew Pocza.

www.pokeweedcomics.com

POKEWEED by DREW POCZA

OUT TO LUNCH by RICH DIESSLIN

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3.25” X 5.85” = 19.01 Sq. In.FULL-COLOR

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AD 19INSIDE BACK-COVER

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THE DEEP END by TYSON COLE

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SPEED BUMP by DAVE COVERLY

Answers to Last Month’s Crossword:

ACROSS 1. Plateaux 6. Cocoyam 10. Emollient 14. Sporting venue 15. Wreckage 16. Competent 17. Unable to express yourself 19. Weight to be borne 20. Expound 21. Prefix meaning "Modern" 22. Russian parliament 23. Make less sharp 25. Floral leaf 26. Pleads 30. Somewhat 32. Version 35. Tympanum 39. Deviate 40. Be a go-between 41. A type of hormone 43. Gun holder 44. French for "Again" 46. Not there 47. A mixture of metals 50. Agile Old World viverrine 53. Weight loss plan 54. Eastern Standard Time 55. Frittered away 60. Covetousness 61. Nutritious 63. Chick's sound 64. Arid 65. Street urchin 66. Tall woody plant 67. Biblical garden 68. Overweight

DOWN 1. A female domestic 2. Sea eagle 3. Religious offshoot 4. Dwarf buffalo 5. Sir, in India 6. Mistake 7. A woman chaperon 8. Kitchen set 9. Savvy about 10. Nonsense 11. More or less 12. Andean animal 13. Award 18. L24. A large vase 25. Risk 26. What we sleep on 27. Modify 28. Donate 29. Mental representation

31. Angel's headwear 33. Sarcasm 34. Ear-related 36. Liturgy 37. End ___ 38. No more than 42. Dog sleigh43. Female chicken 45. Hit the sack 47. Highly skilled 48. A protective covering 49. Embankment 51. Female sheep 52. A type of dance 54. Leisure 56. Knife 57. Docile 58. Twin sister of Ares 59. Unit of force 62. Adult males

CROSSWORD by MIRROR EYES

Answers to Last Month’s Crossword:

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FAMILY FUNNIES FORMULATED FROM FAN FAVORITES!

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AD 20 FULL-SIZE - 1 AD

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AD 20A, 20B, 20C, 20D QUARTER-SIZE - 4 ADS

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4X-$172 8X-$16212X-$152