Greeters: Greeter 1-Invocation, 4 way test, set up Greeter 2-Speaker, room set up Sgt. of Arms-October: Stan Wylie

If you are unable to attend the meeting, it is your responsibility to make arrange-ments for someone to take your place.

Oct 1 Stan, Tom A. Oct 8 Lori, Clive Oct 15 Peter, Valerie Oct 22 Roger, Rob Oct 29 Jason, Malcolm Nov 5 Karen, Tereza Nov 12 Bob McNary, Hugh Nov 19 Bob Moody, Gary

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.' The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for CNN,' he responded, 'and I need to get some close-up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment; finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISO-RIENTED?

Life is short. Drink the good wine first."

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

My fantasy is having two men at once... one cooking, one cleaning

Upcoming programs

Oct 08 – Kimberly Chong President, Tri-City Rotaract

Oct 15 - Susan Foster Ministry of Child & Family Services

Oct 22 - DG Denis Boyd Official Club Visit

Good Morning Report R o t a r y C l u b o f

C o q u i t l a m S u n r i s e T u e s d a y , S O c t o b e r 1 , 2 0 1 3

C i t y C e n t r e A q u a t i c C o m p l e x 1 2 1 0 P i n e t r e e W a y , C o q u i t l a m , B C

M a i l i n g a d d r e s s : 8 1 0 3 0 2 5 L o u g h e e d H w y ,

P O B o x 6 4 7 3 2 C o q u i t l a m , B C V 3 B 6 S 2

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EDITOR: MALCOLM KENNEDY malcolm.laptop@shaw.ca

Volume 24, Issue 14

Welcome to: Jennifer Allott

Jennifer is a grade 12 student enrolled at Gleneagle Secondary in Coquitlam. She spent two weeks this summer learning, networking, and exploring in the Arctic on the 2013 Students on Ice Expedition to Greenland and Nunavut. Jennifer is very grateful to the Coquitlam Sunrise Rotary for helping her par-take in such a unique experience, and looks forward to sharing her story with the club and community.

Gleneagle Secondary Following the well-organized, and widely publicized, "Buy a Brick - Build a School" campaign, Gleneagle Secondary School was officially opened on September 2, 1997 with 1200 students from grades 9 - 11. Our current school popu-lation varies from year to year, but averages out at approxi-mately 1250-1300 students.

“At Gleneagle Secondary we strive to create a unique and safe learning environment where we honour the diversity of the community by empowering our students to think critically, act responsibly, advance technologically and develop in a dynamic world.”

Today is SHARE Day

Ron D. Burton, President, Rotary International, 2013-14

October is Vocational Service Month

District Governor

Denis Boyd

Pre-Pets Saturday, October 26

Best Western Cotton Tree Inn Mount Vernon

District Foundation Dinner November 9,

Coast Hotel & Casino Langley

Rotary Leadership institute (CDN) November 23

Sunrise Banquet Centre

Coquitlam Sunrise Executive 2013– 2014

President: Jim Fitzpatrick President Elect: Ron Postma Past President Bob Moody Secretary: Sherron Regehr Treasurer: Stan Wylie Directors: Club: Greg Garrison Vocational: Gary Munro Community: Preet Pall International: Malcolm Kennedy Youth: Chris Wilson

Next board meeting: Wed, Oct 4, at Cora’s @ 7am

District Governor Denis Coquitlam Sunrise

Official Visit October 22

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

New date Saturday,

November 16

You can either be a Host or a

Guest

For more information or to sign up please see Valerie

Dues are now Past Due Please see Stan

$60