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this is the first book on the marvelous adventures of the great bunks. hope you enjoy it... :P

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The Legend

Of the

Lesbian Sister

Dolastic INC.

Old Yolk Toronto London Auckland Sydney

Mexico New Delhi Hong Kong

A

Breadfruit

paperback

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A BOOT PRESS BOOK

If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that this book is stolen property. IT was reported as “unsold and destroyed” to the publisher, and neither the author nor the publisher has received any payment for this “stripped book.”

No part of this publication may be produced in whole or in part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the publisher. For information regarding permission, write to Dolastic Inc., Attention: Permissions Department, 999 Flatway, Tokyo, TK 31132.

ISBN 0-367-89768-X

Copyright © 2011 by Boot Press, Inc.

All rights reserved. Published by Dolastic Inc.

BREADFRUIT PAPERBACKS, DOLSTIC, and associated logos are

Trademarks and/or registered trademarks of Scholastic Inc.

GOOSEBUNKS is a registered trademark

of Boot Press, Inc.

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Printed in Atlantica 70

First Dolastic printing, 10000 B.C.

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Bunks shifted to gear 10 and steered hard on the street, the pedestrians were watching as the car drifted across them with a loud noise. After seconds the hot race car passed the confused people, a gust of dust blew all over. It was as if the dust was following the speeding car. After a couple of seconds, the loud noise of several police cars caught people’s ears.

“PULL OVER!!” a policeman shouted with a microphone. Some dogs barked as bunks drifted and took another turn, around a corner. He was heading towards the sea. There was a helicopter hovering after bunks as he headed to the sea.

Now Bunks was on a road which ended to the sea. He was pretty sure he can make it to the sea. As he closed towards the sea, he saw three police cars blocking the road. He could hear a man from the police car behind him shouting, “SURRENDER! And give us the package peace fully. If you destroy it, we will DESTROY you!!”

But bunks didn’t stop. The police were after a device which bunks created that can hack into any facility in this world, even nuclear power stations, agencies and military facilities. Having such a device may bring chaos to the world. There are no blue prints of the device so police and agencies like CIA, NSA and FBI are after it. And Bunks is trying to destroy it, as it can only be self-destructed in water.

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Now Bunks is at the top speed limit of his car. The police blocking his way knew he wouldn’t stop, so they ran like cowards leaving their cars. He was now very close to the cars. The cars following him stopped as they knew that they will run into a crash. Bunks acted fast. He took the package and put it on the accelerator and jumped out when he was about 7 feet close to the cars blocking him. He swiftly ran into a hiding behind a dumpster. Then there it was, the cars exploded with a deafening sound. Even the brave Bunks couldn’t stand the heat coming from the explosion. Then he realized he was too close to the explosion. Everything started to fade out.

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He opened his eyes. He saw the roof of his own house as the room has no ceiling. Then he realized he was dreaming all this time. When he checked the time it was 2:30 in the afternoon.

He took a quick shower and went out for some water; his older sister was watching the TV.

“You overslept today, bro. What were you dreaming about” she said muttered. “Is that the way people greet their brothers?” Bunks replied yawning. “By the way isn’t this your study time?” Bunks asked his sister.

“I can’t study alone; I will study when my friends are here. Why do you care? It isn’t your business after all.” She said.

“Whatever” Bunks murmured and went into the kitchen for some water.

After a while he came back with a pack full of condensed milk and a cookie jar and some kids’ junk food. Bunk’s sister was now

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chatting on her phone. He took the use of the chance. And he leaped for the remote control and changed the channel, his favorite cartoon series was beginning.

“Can’t you ever eat in the kitchen, Kido?” his sister asked still concentrating on the phone.

“HEY! Don’t call me kido, you stupid head!!” Bunks argued angrily. “Wow, Wow, don’t act all grown up. Did you forget you are still in kindergarten? Just because you went to upper kindergarten, doesn’t mean you grew up, PIPSQUEAK!!” His sister got serious.

Suddenly there were some footsteps outside, and then there was a lot of chattering and giggling by some girls. Bunks immediately recognized them. As usual, his sister’s friends will come with making a lot of noise. They have been coming to the house for group studying for months. The weird thing was they lock the door while studying. Bunks always wondered whether they continuously study for several hours every weekend.

“Hello there baby hippo!! One of his sister’s friends greeted him with an evil look. She always made fun of Bunks because he looks really chubby.

Bunks didn’t reply, but he was melting with anger. He is unable to say anything in front of her. The reason is, one day she called him “chummy buttons” and he threw a cereal box, which he was eating, at her. Unluckily for him his brother was watching the scene. His brother was so angry that he prevented Bunks from watching cartoons for a week and he gave such a hard lecture, bunks peed to his drypers.

As usual they chatted for some time and entered the room. When the cartoon show ended, bunks had nothing much to do so, he went into his room to play with his toys. Suddenly a bright idea came into his mind. He had a toy that can make a loud honk noise. He wanted to scare his sister and her friends. So he thought of a plan to get into the room. Just then he looked at the roof and got an idea. His room and his

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sister’s room are opposite to each other and neither of the room has a ceiling and there were some flat, wide wooden bars kept over the rooms. The bars were supported by two of the opposite walls of the two rooms. If he could get onto the wooden bars, he can sneak into his sister’s room from above.

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So he piled up some pillows on his bed that stood against the wall. And he grabbed the bars and heaved himself on the bars he stuffed the sound making toy into his pocket. And crawled over the bars towards his sister’s room. As he closed in, he heard some weird sort of voices. It was definitely female. He knew it was from his sister’s room. He hurried and saw the worst thing he ever saw. In other words, his sister and her friends weren’t wearing anything. Simply they were naked. And they were doing some strange things on the bed. Bunks had no idea what they were doing. It was really gross.

Suddenly a lot of questions developed in his mind, what were they doing? Why were they doing it? How long they have been doing it? Weren’t they ashamed to be naked?

Poor Bunks was very much confused. It’s as if someone over loaded a simple computer with a lot of tasks. But he was courageous.

He didn’t say a word about it. He didn’t even make a sound up there. His sister and her friends did strange things for hours; they didn’t even touch the books.

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When he was in the sixth grade, he realized what his sister was doing. It was what people informally referred as lesbian actions. He did some research and got all the answers that developed back then, when he was a kid. When he knew this. He was waiting for his sister to return home from her part-time job. He stood to go to toilet to empty his bladder.

Suddenly his sister entered the house and closed the door with a thud. She threw her stuff and came out to see Bunks standing in front of her. He was angry like hell. It seemed like a time bomb that might explode at any time.

He roared at her angrily and said, “So that was what you do in the name of studying?? I might have been stupid back then, but I won’t back down like before. I will talk today.” His sister was confused. “What the hell Bunks? Are you crazy?” she wailed. “DON’T TRY TO STOP ME!” Bunks argued.

His brothers and his parents came out on hearing this loud quarrel. “What’s going on Bunks?” his mother asked anxiously. “You want to know right? Well here is the truth. I saw your daughter or my

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sister here, doing lesbian with her friends. She never even touches her books.” Bunks told his mother. “I am even ashamed to call her my sister” He said angrily.

His sister stood there, speech less not knowing what to do. Her face went red and looked down in the shame.

Every one stared at her in surprise. No one said a word. There was a moment of silence. Then suddenly, “No wonder why she got such less results” Banks’s mother said angrily.

Then again Bunks spoke. “Is this the way you study. You can’t do such shame less things in this house.” Bunks spoke on. His poor sister ran to her room and locked the door.

Bunks then did his special technique. He turned his face red, because of this technique, his parents and his brothers couldn’t look at him in the eyes.

Then something unexpected happened. Bunks had forgotten about his filled bladder. As his parents and brothers were watching there was a leak in his pants and they started to soak up. The redness in Bunks’s faded. He went running to the toilet, leaving every one laughing, even his sister peeped out and started laughing at him.

Bunks spent the rest of the day in toilet.