January 15, 1973

Gray Furious

Eve Meeting Culminates in C,onfusion by Robert Jadah

Sir George's troubled Evening Students' Association took another step toward ignominy last Friday evening as the lengthy council agenda was left largely untouched when a majority adjournment vote ignited a rash to accusations and threats.

The adjournment vote was in itself a dramatic result of President Huza's rarely used perogative to cast the tie-breaking vote. Huza, who had demonstrated some impatience and temper flare-ups during the course of the sluggish meeting, voted alor.g with the Developer slate in their motion of ,3djournrnent, thereby leaving Wayne Gray, David Giggey and Bobbi Aranovitch on the short end

of the tally. Aranovitch made her exit without

any comment but Executive Secre­tary Gray, visibly perturbed, released a communique which stated, among other things, that "There is, as there was in the Student's Association last year, a case for trusteeship."

Gray had taken E.S.A. office on November 24, 1972 after defeating Herwig Jansen in the much­maligned Association by-elections.

At one point after Friday's council meeting, Gray stated that he was finished putting in a lot of work for this year's association when nobody else was willing to do "a damn thing." He was expressedly irate with the tardiness of Reps.

Extension for Inquiry

e Board Passed by ESA The investigative committee

appointed by the Evening Students' Association 10 investigate the by­elections of November is not ready to report any findings yet.

This was revealed early in Friday's E.S.A. council meeting by Joan Easy, co-secretary of the committee.

The original deadline for the fact­finders had been January 11th but, according to Easy, they will need at least two extra weeks and most likely more. The main reason for the delay is that the committee did not have the chance to meet because of the holidays. The group has also decided to acquire profes­sional detection services, thereby forcing the need for more time.

Easy submitted a request for $75.00 for payment of these profes­sional services and the E.S.A. passed the motion.

The six-member committee was instituted by the ES.A. at a special emergency meeting on December 2 after initial by-election results and recount tallies demonstrated dis­crepancies of sufficient nature to prompt suspicion of "a fix". Dean Mag Flynn stated at the time that "something smells in Denmark" in reference to the by-election results.

Flynn is one member of the inquiry board along with rep­resentatives of each candidate, one chaplain and one ombudswoman. Former Chief Returning Officer Fanni Lobel is a non-voting member of the body.

Hepburn and Dear in showing up at the meeting in various stages of lateness. The meeting, originally scheduled for 6:00 p.m. , did not begin until approximately 7:45 with Dear making his entrance later. Both Reps. apologized but were obviously in no mood to remain at the meeting which time and time again became mired down in petty affairs. Gray directed some criti­cism at David Giggey, citing his "clowhing" and disruption of the meeting as contributing factors to the meeting's problems.

Gray's tirade also included a condemnation of "ho_'# an organ­ization of nine people beholden to no one but themselves can collect $9,000 in honouraria and accomplish exactly nothing. "

Mike Hepburn, who made the original adjournment motion, defended his move by stating that "there were just too many things on the agenda that required too much discussion. He (Gray) wanted us to just breeze through them, but there's no way." The important agenda point that Hep­burn referred to included the appointment of a Fine Arts rep­resentative to Co1.,mcil. Gray, it seemed, was willing to table all the other items in order to get to the appointment of the representative who had, as Gray put it, "been kept waiting for two and a half hours while we did nothing."

Huza's tie-breaking adjournment vote was most probably a result of his evaluation of the atmosphere in the council room. Wayne Gray, usually eloquent and patient in Council procedures, was obviously not in his normal political mood. Huza himself had shown uncharac­teristic fits on tongue-lashing and a raised voice. David Giggey, who was unanimusly voted as "Best in Show" by the visiting gallery, had evidently not acquired an inkling of familiarity with parliamentary proce­dure. Mike Hepburn was discerni­bly not in his customary mood of patience in dealing with items that became mired in discord.

At any rate, tl:le penetrating ques­tion that the E.S.A. is now faced with is whether they can recover some sense of unanimity in spite of some distinct political animosities and Wayne Gray's threat to " sit on {his) ass" until the end of the year. ·

The reigning confusion must be settled in some manner before the council returns to the meeting table.

The lack o_f majority in the current E.S.A. and resultant deadlocks could indeed cause the troubled association to hurl itself into trusteeship.

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David Giggey: The Unofficial Court Jester

David Giggey, the engineering representative on the Evening Stu­deots' Association executive coun­cil, is finding that life in the political arena is not excessively simple. The press corps that is present at most E.S.A. meetings named Gig­gey as "Best in Show" late Friday night after Giggey played the part of comic relief for the otherwise glum meeting.

The height of Giggey's perfor­mance came halfway through the abbreviated meeting when council was deliberating on the make-up of a committee assigned to study the ES.A. constitution. Giggey moved that said council be com-

prised wholly and exclusively of evening students. His motion labelled as "restrictive", was soundly defeated 4-1. Rep. Hep­burn then made a motion that made it possible for anybody to sit on the council-not only evening stu­dents. The move was welcomed and seconded by none other than David Giggey.

More than one spectator on f:riday night confided that they had come "to watch Giggey perform" and one rumour has it that the E.S.A. is planning to reduce their forecast budget dericit by charging admission to The Dave Giggey Show.

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CLEI

Cleanliness? Is Godliness Next?

Thursday, January 11, 1973, the crusade to clean-up Sir George and give it a new look was kicked off by the crowning of a clean queen and the march of placard-bearing stu­dent executives. The question is-is this striving towards the ideal of cleanliness honestly taken to heart, or is it a mere publicity stunt? In fact, the Hall Building, with its sterile atmosphere, achieves some organic relief with the placing of strategic deposits of litter. We also find students tearing down the

· clean-up posters, mutHating them ' and dropping them on the floor.

The two clean cut individuals

holding placards in the forefront of the photo are two well-known mem­bers of student government. We hope that this attitude entails an end to dirty politics. Do these figures of virtue have the courage of their convictions? It is rumoured -that Janis Ostling (right) does not wear deodorant and Judy Cooper (left ) took a trip to Acapulco, the sin capital of the world.

The clean-up campaign with all its pomp and ceremony, is in fact expanding a credibility gap be­tween student government and the students of Sir George.

Annual Winter Snow Job Back Once More

Sir George Williams University is once again making an attempt to resurrect the student phenomenon known as Winter Carnival during the week of Febuary 19-25.

Over the last few years there have been continual snags which have disrupted Carnival Week ceremonies but tradition overrides all severe trials and Carnival will appear once more decked 9ut in the same format and themes that has accompanied the week for decades.

Howard Poplinger. ooe of the

executives of the 1973 Carnival, announced last week that the very popular instrumentalist combo Santana will appear at the Forum during Carnival Week. Poplinger is quick to point out that Santana is being sponsored by neither Sir George nor the Carnival Committee and that their appearance during the week of the 19th-25th is merely "coincidental" .

The fine print somewhere reads that "Sir George will have the best 1,000 tickets to sell around their campuses" while Santana fans

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number 1,001 and 1,002 and so on will have to go to the Forum for tic­ket purchases. Tickets will goon sale February 21st for the one-show only performance. The price of tic­kets-for Sir George students and everybody else-is $5.50. The group War will appear on the show as well and the Forum will not con­duct the concert in their new Con­cert Bowl format that was inauger­ated with the Beach Boys perfor­mance in November.

. Beer-Oriented Intelligence"

It is Santana's first visit to Mont­real and rumour is that they will be rewarded for their northerly venture with an 85% cut of the gate.

Other Carnival Week happen, ings, albeit not "coincidental", include the ever-popular inanity known as the Tricycle F-lace and last year's smash success-Casino Night. Sprinkle in a moderate amount of such stalwart events as Sports Forum, Car Rally and Film Festival and presto! you have a Carnival Week. Nearly.

Ski Day, scheduled for the 23rd of Febuary, is going to get another chance after a disastorous attempt last year when the we·ather caused two buses to be stranded just past the Champlain Bridge. There will also be a Fashion Show, a guest Speaker, a brand-new Game Show, a FolkJ',Jight and the tradi­tional beer consption in the form of a Night Out and a Laurentide Festi­val.

The Laurentide Festival will be yet another 7th floor stampede with cheap beer and music by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Poplinger pro­mises a more subdued cafeteria beer bash this time and will use the Student Control Committe.e to maintain order. Poplinger neg­lected to explain how he proposes to do this since the S.C.C. has neither been formed nor sanctioned by the University.

Q.U.A.A. Hockey -

Sir George Williams University is not the harmonious melting pot of ideas, people and activities which form an ideal community. We are a fragmented and decentralized mosaic of dominant and sub­ordinate political, social and ethnic groups.

Stucfent politics are administered by a group which typefies the role of political patronage of the 1970's. The Administrative policy of the University has divided us along the lines of time and hours of the day. Day and Evening students have each run to a corner, seemingly awaiting a bell and round one. Day students have further divided them­selves into faculty associations, each one trying to outdo the other.

These artificial barriers, created intentionally or otherwise, have manifested themselves to the point of a cold war. A cliquish attitude of multiple proportions has bred a new type of student elite peculiar to Sir George.

Immature and egocentric young men and women are leading an apathetic and non-involved academic body politique. Closed subsocietal groups along the lines of the KKK have developed by a beer-oriented intelligence. The ordinary student has been reduced to a new mental ity and a sub­ordinate if not inferior role on this unique campus. These leaders of tomorrow seem to' be participating

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For Christ's Sake

Sir: How far can a newspaper go in

presenting a controversy as con­temporary Christmas festivities. I do not know; yet as the last issue of 1972 has shown, THE PAPER went to a very very extreme measure to expose the falsity in commercial abuses as well as social decline of Ghristmas. I would,however, expect a more generous attitude to an idea that is still very much alive among most people-even stu­dents. ·

Although I could read into the presentation of the deer of Chris­tmas as a-new procreation of the idea of the birth of Christ ; it will take a lot of imagination for most people ,, to see it that way. Why not let that old concept of the Christmas, as we have been used to, fade away with ongoing mankind moving to a more real aspect of a promised comfort. Why kill a dream that has comfort and good memories for so

many? Contemporary life among men is difficult enough-even dreams come to an end.

I belii;ive, however, that there is a deep meaning in the birth of Christ. To us Christians this birth is a new beginning. There may be other students on campus, those who do not believe in Christianity. There must be a lot of them such as orthodox Buddhists, Moslems and many others. I am not in favour of being ungracious and intolerant to them; I, however, hope that students give us Christians a hand of tolerance too.

Heinrich K. Selck, B.A.

Mellow Yellow?

Sir: There has been a lot of talk about

the ESA by-elections being a popularity contest. My yellow swea­ter which I purchased during the

in a strange experiment in human relations. They are running an enterprise of a variety of compo­nents of thousands of units in thou­sands of different modes. The end result can only be a barrage of inferior products unsuited for the roles they hope to fill.

As the sun sets our campus transforms from a haven for intel­lectual and social snobbery to a centre for the serious search and gain of knowledge. We literally travel in time across a barrier of inexplicable proportions. At this point in time Evening and Day stu­dents find themselves in an invisi­ble net which calls them both Geor­gians.

The similarity ends there. Those who study in the light of day have programmed themselves fo alien­ate and exclude all those whose cir­cumstances force them to study by night.

The E.S.A. and D.S.A. have split an army of serious and ambitious people into brigades and platoons of a species strange to the academic mind. We have created a monster of poor programs, inadequate leadership and class struggle with pockets of political, social and ethnic inequalities con­trolled by a small power elite.

Perhaps the integral problem fac­ing the pol itical segment of this Uni­versity stems from a paranoid reac­tion to the fate of previous student administrations. How long will our alphabetical agencies continue to run scared? Will we reach that har­monious melting pot of our ideas, our people and our activities? or will we continue along this path to a confrontation between those who call themselves right and those who call themselves night?

Irwin Zalik

week of the election seems to figure prominently in the debate.

Let me assure my rival that there is no connection between yellow sweaters and elections resuls. As a matter of fact I was going to buy a beige one but they didn't have one my size or in the price range I could afford.

I was going to buy a grey one but I thought that would be playing on my name which, some obser­vers feel, is indelibly printed on every evening student's mind.

There are some disadvantages to owning a yellow sweater. It gets dirty easier; pseudo-artists pick on the wearer and it doesn't match the deep pile carpeting, corked walls and off-white curtains of the office assigned to the Executive­Secretary.

Anyone looking for a good deal though can rush right down to Le Chateau and pick one up for about $14.00.

Respectfully, The Old Vet.

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Topsy Turvy in a T.O. Tank

by Rourke Tapp

Over the past hol idays many new movies were introduced to Mont­real for those of us who were not in Florida, to spend our Christmas monay on, one of which was "The Poseidon Adventure" .

A good portion of this film was shot in a large water tank in Toronto. Exposure to this fact somehow changes one's impres­sion and over-all outlook of the movie, not to mention the quality of Toronto's water supply. I mean, wouldn't you have second thoughts about drinking water that sweaty_

A old Ernest .Borgnine swam in? W The first forty minutes or so of

the fl ick introduces us to the main

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characters. Gene Hackman, the tough-guy preacher who doesn't believe God has much interest and is hard to forget as the cop in the French Connection. Ernest 13org­nine as the cop who blew his entire pension on taking his bride (who he had previously frequently busted for prostitution) on an ocean cruise. Shelly Winters in her familiar role as the fat Jewish lady with a lotta guts (pardon the choice of words) . Leslie Nielson takes time out from his Bank of Montreal commercials to serve as captain of the Poseidon and dies very early in the film both as an actor and as the captain. After the ship is overturned by a freak

Sand Box

by Roy Ostling

Up the Sandbox, starring B_ar- · bara Streisand, is a uniquely struc­tured comedy lampooning modern crusades such as Womens' Libera­tion. The story revolves around the heroine's dilemma in telling her husband, a socially committed wri­ter, that she is about to bring another child into ~n overpopulated world .

What makes the movie c9mic is

the heroine's lapses into fantasy to escape ttJe drudgery of being a housewife with two small children. These fl ights into fanfa-sy are brought about by guilt feelings, ego deflation and an interfering mother figure who destroys what equilib­rium her life has. The funniest scene in the movie is when Barbara Streisand, at her anti-heroic best, upsets a Woman's Lib meeting,

tidal wave, the movie is a lesson in how to g~t out of an overturned ocean liner, as well as a lesson in trusting Gene Hackman, who could do no wrong. The film, although it

, did nothing to bridge the credibility gap, was very expertly filmed, con­tained some great special effects and taught you how to watch people die (even your wife or loved one) without crying too much. After Hackman, Borgnine, Red Buttons and a handful of others climbed up a metal Christmas tree to the safety of the floor of the ballroom of the ship, one found himself trying to out-guess the script as to who would die next and how.

The movie had several inconsis­tencies, as I inferred before. Al; though several were easily over­looked, some made the viewer wonder. In several instances the water level in the ship-which was rising-seemed to be doing it in a rather strange manner. In a couple of instances, the water was higher in one low area than it was in· another hi§her area. I had always been taught that water seeks its own level. Another instance was an escape through some sort ot air tunnel. Hackman had to force open one hatch which was secured by bolts on the outside, but when he tried to get out another identical hatch from the Jnside he seemed to have no difficulty.

There were several other similar cases too detailed to explain, but if you see the filrrr and I do suggest you see it if only for its sensational vaule, you'll pick them out yourself.

If, after seeming the film, you dis­cover the answer to the following question, please let me know: I won't ru~n the ending for you, but what happened to Gene Hackman, being t~e dynamic character he portrayed, and why did the rescue team (small as it was) take off with­out checking for other survivors?

were a male Cuban revolutionary is arguing for women to take their role in the world of men. Streisand puts down the revolutionary by stat­ing that it is up to women to bring love into the world and not to join men and their games of war and commerce. The meeting disbands and the heroine is ushered into the apartment of the speaker where she discovers he is really a woman. The scene ends with Barbara in bed having dreamed the whole episode. Other comic incidents of the day­dream, secret life variety, include her blowing up the Statue of Liberty with an underground group of black revolutionaries. At ·the anniversary party at her parents' home she engages in a wrestling match with her mother and buries her face in the anniversary cake. As usual these scene end with a return to everyday real ity.

Up the Sandbox demonstrates the old psychoanalytic theory of wish-fulfillment through fantasy with an entertaining twist. Women's Lib, however, may disagree with its moral that: Woman's place is in the home, or the sandbox as the case may be.

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Keep. This University Clean

Do you want your university to look like this? Get on the clean up committee NOW!

Recently a certain group or group of groups has embarked on a cam­paign to CLEAN up the university and keep it clean. To those with somewhat inquisitive minds this statement of keeping CLEAN might raise some question as to its intended meaning.

The Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary, the bil:11e of all good uni-

~ versity students, gives us a few ideas by which we might delve into this new campaign's real purpose. Right there on page 152 on a page much like others in the book, in CLEAN black and white print, three quarters of the way down the left side of the page is the word CLEAN, directly preceeded by such famil­iars as claw-hatchet, clay, clay­more, clay pigeon and claytonia. The definition begins with: "CLEAN (KLEN) adj. 1. Free from whatever sullies or defiles, pure, unsoiled." I guess this first step suggests we get rid of all or any things or people whose .functions fall into the above categories. Can you imagine stopp­ing a student and saying, "Pardon me, but do you sully and/or defile?" Skipping through the unimportant ones such as Np. 2 and 3, we come upon No. 4 as in bible : "Free or freed from ceremonial defilment, of food or of animals. not defi_ling, fit to eat. " Does this mean that anyone caught eating or bringing animal~ to ceremonies such as graduations should be gotten rid of; what of people eating animals at grad­uation? No. 6 and 7: "Free from abstractions or imperfections, from errors, to be correct. " Well, there

- goes the entire administration. It also lists a few helpful synonyms such as "To cleanse often implying the use of gasoline" (so that's what those students were doing dousing the 9th floor with gas). "Also implies the use of purgatives to remove foul matter from the bowels." Does this mean free ex-lax?

To .keep the university clean implies that either the place was un­clean or that it might get that way if we don't watch out. Opposite clean . .. Dirty. 1

"Dirt : (DORT) adj. any foul sub­stance as excrement or mud etc." So take note; you know where those little rooms are, use them, not more excrement in the school, OK?

According to the definition of Dirty we must take up arms to rid the school of smutt as well as fog, gusts and storms.

So, my fellow students, you now see that this campaign goes far beyond getting rid of a litter bit of grabage. And you thought it just meant pu tting your roaches in the

This could be Sir George. Be on your guard tor Communists and others ashtrays. P.S .... whi le you're at it, Pinkos trying to dirty up your school. take a bath.

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The Paper, January 1 5, 1973 7

Bish Ref Insult to QUAA The reffing situation in the QUAA

may at best be described as deplor­able, but a quick trip to the eastern townships makes the local situation seem quite pleasant. The three referees serving the teams out in the townships area have developed an outstanding reputation for slanted, hometown calls.

Naturally, while heading up to Bishop's University with the Geor­gians to witness the battle for first place in the QUAA league, I har­boured little anticipation about the performance of the refs. Actually, I used to have little time for teams that claim they were shafted by the officials, my feelings being that the stronger team will usually triumph irregardless of the interferance by officials.

The Sir George-Bishop's match shaped up to be an interesting game; an evaluation of both teams showed the Georgians to be well ahead in talent and about equal to Al Grazy's Gaitors in enthusiasm. Naturally the home rink had to be included as somewhat of a plus for the Giators, in my calculations. The Georgians came out flying in the first and started to create a comfort-

.able lead over their counterparts, 99kating and passing with precision,

humbling their weaker opponents on the ice. It took the refs a while to settle down and make a bid for the "Al Grazy's Performing Referees" award, a plaque pre­sented annually to the ref best epitomizing the required charac­teristics of officiating, while adher­ing to "Grazy's Rules of Order", a slanted version of the official rule­book. When head ref Wayne Nug­ent and his consorts, a pair of indif­ferent linesmen, took the spot light and began performing their antics, the Georgians plunged into a state of chaos, Nugent began assessing ridiculous penalties to everything clad in garnet and gold.

a The effects of atrocious reffing W&re quite incredible on a hockey

player~r any athlete for that mat­ter. The players get very tense

before a game and slowly wind down during the course of the game. A referee consistently mak­ing cheap calls will only intensify the player's tension. Repeated biasf)d calls usually result in tem­pers flaring to the danger point and being released by an aggressive move against another player or occasionally against a referee. This situation presented itself frequently down at Bishop's last Wednesday, with the result that a number of mis­conducts and game suspensions were handed out: The Georgians were left short of key players not only in that particular game but also in games to come. The team was fortunate to keep bouncing back on the scoreboard after the referees

Doug Cully} Column had provided Bishop's with suf­fic;ient impetus, and finally manage to protect a slim one-point margin to clinch first place whiel hafl of the team watched from the stands.

The actual breakdown in penalties ran at 110 minutes for Sir George, while Bishop's were short­handed for 63 minutes; a total of 173 minutes in penalties were assessed by Nugent. Nugent's explanation for the disparity of the assessed penalties was that he felt Bishop's had shown up to play hoc­key, whereas in his opinion Sir George was there to mix it up. He felt that the Georgians were too free in their use of sticks and that .they always made contact with their sticks raised. A number of Geor­gians fans predicted correctly that a penalty would be assessed to the

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Anyway the score remained 1-0 until the 1 :27 mark of the second period when Rory McKay, the RMC fans' favorite, drifted a shot from just inside the blueline that beat Wil­son cleanly. Don Atkinson made it 2-1 four minutes later with a shot from the top of the right face-off cir­cle that caught the corner antl Fran­c;ois Ouimet made it 3-1 on a short­handed goal at 7:57 when he smoked a shot from just inside the line while Cuttini was off again, this time for holding.

But the Redmen came back with a goal of their own at 8:42 when Chris Ouimet scored after the Geor- . gians played Alphonse and Gaston trying to get the puck out ,of their end. The goal seemed to spark the hustling Redmen and for a while they carried the play to the Geor­gians, something which they did a lot of in the third period.

Lapointe restored the two-goal advantage when his shot deflected off Wilson. Let's just say Lapointe does not shoot like Bobby Orr, at least he didn't on this particular shot.

Van Keulen scored twice in the third period, at 38 seconds thanks to a .juicy rebound and at 10:33 thanks to some sloppy clearing and as the seconds ticked off the press box screw was wondering if the Georgians were ever going to get a shot. Finally, Al King managed one at 16:58 and after the boys got the idea, they fired five more at the RMC net, all of which were stopped.

Growl.

COLE'S NOTES-Defenceman Kevin Devereux has been assessed a three-game suspen­sion by the QUAA and two addi­tional games by coach Bob Philip . . . Rick Moore served as shot-taker this weekend and this week he returns to where he belongs after serving his suspen­sion, as a resuit of bymping into Normie Lachance . .. Some of the RMC fans had ·a banner for Rory McKay at Saturday's game and after it was over, left it on the wind­shield of the bus ... Old neme is Pat Hegarty refereed Saturday's game and did an excellent job. He's the same ref who shafted Sir George at Clarkson last year.

mark of the final period, if they were still in the lead. Nugent slapped a two minute charging penalty on Ouimet for an innocent check of the puck carrier. Ouimet is rated as the best Georgian defneceman and would have been an asset protect­ing the narrow lead but his services were discontinued by a cheap call. Coincidence?

Arsenault's Warrior's were sub­jected to the same referee, Wayne Nugent, recently in a game which saw 238 minutes in penalties. The officiating-in that match proved suf­ficient to defeat the Warriors. Arse­nault's complaints after the defeat went pretty much unheeded, but when a team that manages to win still complains about the reffing, we should have sufficient grounds for some form of investigation. A note of interest-Wayne Nugent left the arena sporting a purple and white scarf, oddly enough, the Bishop's colours. Some people wear a scarf with the school colours much like they do a school jacket. Further investigation revealed that Nugent teaches at Bishop's College School. Food for thought?

The linesmen also shared a lot of the spotlight in this event. They proved extremely incompetent at breaking up brawls and as a result the outbreaks of violence were con­tagious, constantly threatening serious injury to any of the par­ticipating players.

Presently a system is in use for evaluating the referees. The coaches judge the performance of the officials during the game on rat­ing cards and send them to league headquarters. It is doubtful whether this system will serve to weed out the incompetent referees because naturally the coaches can't be objective.

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8 The Paper, January 15, 1973

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-by Glenn Cole

KINGSTON, Ont-When you play one good period of hockey in six, you can't really expect to do too well, can you? When you take stupid penalties all night, you can't expect the other team's power play to misfire all the time, can you? And when you go into the third period leading 4-1 and don't get a shot on goal until the 16:58 mark, while the other team has had 13 on your goalie, can you really expect to be able to maintain a lead? Well, hoc­key Goergians, can you?

Those of us who sat through your two games this weekend in this O~rio centre against the RMC Redmen will supply the answer for you, just in case you are busy scratching your heads to find the answer. NO.

The Georgians managed only one point in their two games against the Kingston cadets, losing 4-1 on Friday night and then slippin.g to a 4-4 tie on Saturday. Slipping because the Georgians held• a 4-1 lead going into the final 20 minutes and then just died offensively. ,

Friday night's game was a simple case of the Georgians running into unquestionably stupid penalties and playing at times like bar-room brawlers instead of hockey players.

" I hope they come out tomorrow to play hockey," said referee Mike Bukacheski after the game. "They are a good hockey team, but to­night, they were looking for trou­ble."

Bukacheski assessed a total of 29 minor penalties in the game, 18 to Georgians. The first four penalties in the game went to Sir George and every one of them was deserved.

Oddly enough, the first RMC goal came with the Georgians playing at equal strength as a shot came

• off the backboard right onto L~rry Russell's stick and then right behind Bernie Wolfe. The fact that Russel and one of his team-mates were not' being checked that well didn't escape notice either.

While the Georgians were play­ing two men down at 9:45 Ron Davidson made it 2-0 for the King­ston club with a shot that appeared to change direction on Wolfe. It appeared that way from where I was, down at the RMC end of the rink, others will tell you differently.

And guess what, by the 11 :20 mark, the Georgians had only two shots on goal, both of those coming in the first minute of play and when defenceman Mario Cuttini crashed

his shot and then wound up with the goalie knocking the net off its mooring, there was a little scuffle at the crease. The guy who started it was smart though, he ended up back at the blueline.

The Georgians finally got on the scoreboard before the period closed when Maurice Desfosses, easily the best Georgian, slammed a shot from just inside the line that beat goalie Keith Wilson to the far side.

Wilson, who robbed David Logan on a breakaway in the second oeriod, was chosen as the game's first star, but admittedly, the Geor­gians made him look good at times by shooting right at him.

Anyway after Wilson stopped Logan, RMC made it 3-1 with Cut­tini cooling bis heels for a silly slash­ing penalty when Dick Mohrs banked a shot off Wolfe into the net. The final RMC goal was regis­tered when Henry Van Keulen beat Wolfe to the far side only 10 sec­onds after Ray -Brunet had been chased for nigh sticking an oppo­nent in centre ice, not one of the _ best moves to make when your club is down by two goals.

Just prior to Brunet's infraction, Mark Shewchuk of the Georgians took on Brian Hook of the Redmen in a pretty good fight in the RMC zone. Results-Shewchuk, a clear cut winner, Hook a black eye and two minutes each for roughing.and slashing.

So much for Friday. Saturday, defencemen Ron Lapointe and Bill Hattem (remember him) returned to the lineup and the Georgians stuck to playing hockey for the most part. But Brunet took an elbowing pen­alty and sure enough, RMC scored as Van Keulen beat Wolfe to the stick side. What one of the Geor­gians defenders was doing during

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The puck is up for grabs in front of Georgian netminder Bernie Wolfe during yesterday's game. Henry Van Keulen, who sacred three of the Redmen's four goals, moves in to pick up the rebound while Georgian defenceman Fram:;ois Ouimet holds Dick Mohns (10) from getting away a shot.

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