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Scene 1 – Alma Mater

SONG

As I go trav’ling down life’s highway, whatever course my fortunes may foretellI shall not go alone on my way for thou shalt always be with me Rydell.

When I seek rest from worldly matters, in palace or in hovel I may dwellAnd though my bed be silk or tatters my dreams shall always be of thee rydell

Through all the years Rydell, and tears Rydell, we give three cheers Rydell for theeThrough ev’rything Rydell, we cling Rydell and sing Rydell to thee.

Miss Lynch: Thank you. It is my pleasure to introduce Mrs Patricia Simcox Honeywell, your class yearbook editor and Mr Eugene Florczyk, class valedictorian.

Eugene: Miss Lynch, fellow graduates, honoured guests and others. Looking over these familiar faces really takes me back to those wonderful bygone days. Days of working and playing together, days of cheering together for our athletic teams – Yay Ringtails! - and days of worrying when examination time came around. ..

Doody sabotages school bell – on ring, main characters face front. They shout their names.

Greasers: I saw a dead skunk on the highway, and I was goin crazy from the smellCause when the wind was blowing my way it smelled just like the halls of old RydellAnd if ya gotta use the toilet and you’re feeling just as sick as hell,Then the food that you’ve been eating has brought back memories of old Rydell

I can’t explain Rydell, this pain Rydell, this sickness Rydell gave me?Is it the flu Rydell? I wish I knew Rydell, you ought to see the faculty.If Mr Clean Rydell, had seen Rydell, he’d just turn green and disappear,I’m out of luck Rydell, dead duck Rydell, I’m stuck Rydell right here

Scene 2 – Cafeteria

Jan I wish it was still summer. It’s like 12:15 already and I feel like I been here a whole year already.

Marty Yeah, what a drag. Hey you wanna sit here?

Jan Yeah, Rizzo’s comin’ and Frenchy’s bringing that new chick.

Marty You want my coleslaw?

Jan I’ll see if I have room for it.

Marty: Hey Rizzo – over here.

Rizzo: Hey hey hey! Where’s all the guys?

Donna Sue: Those slobs? They won’t buy lunch – they’re baggin it.

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Doody: Hey Rump, I’ll trade ya a sardine for a liver sausage.

Roger: I ain’t eatin one of those things. You had em in your ice box since last easter.

Doody: My ma opened a fresh can this morning.

Roger: She dragged her carcass out of bed for ya?

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Doody: Sure. She does it every year on the first day of school.

Kenickie: Hey where’s ya at?

Roger: Hey Kenickie, what’s happening?

Doody: Hey Kenickie, i’ll trade ya half a sardine...

Kenickie: get outta here with that dog food. I ain’t messin up my stomach.

Roger: Hey knicks where were ya all summer?

Kenickie: What are you? The FBI?

Roger: I was just askin.

Kenickie: I got a job luggin boxes at Bargain city.

Roger: Nice job!

Kenickie: Hey cramit! I’m savin up to buy some wheels!

Doody: Hey cool. What kind?

Kenickie. Don’t know yet doofus. But I got a name picked out, “Greased lightning”

Roger: Nifty.

Sonny B: Son of a Bee, I got Old Lady Lynch for English again. She hates my guts.

Roger: Nah – she’s got the hots for ya, that’s why you’re back in her class.

Kenickie: She’s just waitin for ya to grow up!

Sonny: Well this year she’s gonna wish she never seen me. I ain’t takin any of her yada yada

Doody: Hey Miss Lynch, did you have a nice summer?

Miss Lynch: Dominic. Aren’t you supposed to be in class?

Sonny: I ... uh..

Miss Lynch: Well stop dawdling, that’s a fine way to start the semester.

Sonny: Yes Miss Lynch

Roger: Wow, you really told her.

Sonny: Shaddup

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Marty: Hey Jan, who’s that chick with Frenchy?

Jan: Her name’s Sandy. She seems pretty cool.

Donna Sue: Maybe we should let her in the pink ladies?

Rizzo: Just what we need. Another broad.

Frenchy: Hey you guys. This is my new next door neighbour, Sandy Dumbrowski. This is Rizzo, that’s Marty and you remember Jan.

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Jan: Sure. Hi.

Sandy: Hi Please to meet you.

Frenchy: Come on, sit down. Hey Marty, those new glasses?

Marty: Yeah, do they make me look smarter?

Rizzo: Nah, we can still see your face.

Marty: How’d ya like rice pudding down your top?

Jan: I’ll take it! How do you like school so far Sandy?

Sandy: Oh, it seems real nice. I was going to go to Immaculata, but my father had a fight with Mother Superior about my patent leather shoes.

Jan: Huh?

Sandy: She said boys could see up my dress in the reflection.

Marty: Swear to god?

Donna Sue: Hey, where do you get shoes like that?

Patty: Hi Kids... well, don’t say hello.

Rizzo: We won’t.

Patty: Is there room at your table?

Marty: Move over French.

Patty: I just love the first day of school. Don’t you?

Rizzo: It’s the biggest thrill of my life.

Patty: I wondered if your new friend, hi I’m patty, would like to come to the cheerleader tryouts?

Sandy: Hi, Sandy. I’d be too embarrassed.

Patty: Don’t be silly, I can give you a few pointers if you like.

Marty: Ahhhhhhhh! Son of a Bee!

Rizzo: Nice language.

Marty: One of my diamonds fell in the macaroni.

Doody: Hey ain’t that Danny over there?

Sonny: Where?

Kenickie: Hangin’ round the entrance to the girl’s gym.

Doody: HEY DANNY! WHATCHA DOIN?

Roger: That’s good dood. Play it real cool.

Danny: Hey you guys. What’s shakin? (gooses Sonny)

Doody: Where ya been all summer Danny?

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Danny: Chillin at the beach.

Kenickie: Meet any broads?

Danny: Well there was this one chick who was sorta cool, ya know?

Sandy: I spent most of the summer at the beach.

Jan: What for? We got a new pool right in the neighbourhood. It’s real nice.

Rizzo: Yeah. If you like swimming in Clorox.

Sandy: Well actually I met a boy there.

Danny: OK, you guys want to know what happened?

Sandy: He was very nice, it was all very romantic.

SUMMER LOVIN

Patty: Gee, he sounds really sweet Sandy.

Doody: She sounds cool Danny.

Rizzo: A guy doesn’t touch ya and it’s true love. Maybe he was a pansy.

Frenchy: Nice talk Rizzo.

Kenickie: She catholic?

Donna Sue: What if we said that stuff about Danny Zuko?

Sonny: Hot stuff huh Zuker

Sandy: Did you say Danny Zuko? Doesn’t he go to Lake Forest Academy?

Kenickie: She doesn’t go to Rydell does she?

Marty: You are joking?

Sonny: Too bad, I bet she’d go for me.

Rizzo: Right you guys, let’s go.

Frenchy: See ya ‘round Patty.

Marty: Speaking of the Devil..

Sonny: What did I tell ya, they’re always chasin me.

Marty: Not you, greaseball, Danny.

Rizzo: Yeah, we got a surprise for you.

Sandy: Hello Danny.

Danny: Oh, er, hi. How are ya?

Sandy: Fine.

Danny: I thought you were going to immaculata?

Sandy: I changed my plans.

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Danny: Yeah, well, OK, that’s cool. I’ll.... see ya around... come on guys.

Jan: Gee, he was so pleased to see you, he dropped his lunch.

Sandy: I don’t get it, he was so nice this summer.

Marty: Hey listen, how’d ya like to come round my house this evening. It’ll just be us girls.

Donna Sue: Yeah, those guys are all creeps.

Rizzo: And Zuko’s the biggest creep of all.

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Danny: Hey Doody. Where’dya get the guitar/

Doody: I started lessons this summer.

Danny: Can you play anything?

Doody: Sure. That’s a C.

Marty: Hey, that’s pretty good.

Doody: And I know A minor, and F, and I’ve been working on a G.

Frenchy: Hey, can you play “Tell laura I love her?”

Doody: Has it got a “C” in it?

Danny: Come on Elvis, let’s hear a little.

THOSE MAGIC CHANGES

Miss Lynch: Mr LaTierri, aren’t you due in Detention Hall right now?

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Vince: Hey hey hey, this is the main brain, Vince Fontaine at Big Fifteen, spinning the stacks of wax her at the house of Wax – W A X X. Cruisin time 1046. Sharpshooter pick of the week, a brand new one shooting up the charts like a rocket by the Veldoo Rays – going out to Ronnie and Sheila, the kids down at mom’s store and especially to little Joe and the LaDons – listen in while I give it a spin!

Frenchy: Hey, it says here that Fabian is in love with a Swedish Movie star and might get married.

Jan: Oh no!

Marty: Who cares as long as they don’t get their hooks into “Kookie”.

Rizzo: Hey you guys, I got a sneaky little pete to get the party started!

Donna Sue: Hey we need some glasses.

Rizzo: Just drink it out of the bottle, we ain’t got cooties.

Marty: It’s kind of sweet. I think I like Thunderbird better.

Rizzo: Okay Princess Grace.

Marty: I didn’t say I didn’t want any!

Jan: Hey – I brought Twinkies.

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Rizzo: Twinkies and wine? That’s real class Jan.

Jan: It says right here... Dessert wine.

Rizzo: Hey, Sandy didn’t get any wine.

Sandy: That’s OK. I don’t mind.

Rizzo: I bet you never had a drink before.

Sandy: Sure I did. I had some champagne once at my cousin’s wedding.

Rizzo: Oh Ring a ding ding. Hey no, you gotta chug it. Like this. Otherwise you swallow air bubbles and that’s what makes you throw up.

Donna Sue: I never knew that.

Marty: Rudy from the Capri lounge told me the same thing.

Jan: Hey Sandy, you ever wear ear rings?

Marty: I got some big round ones made out of real mink. They’d look great on you.

Frenchy: Would you like me to pierce your ears for you? I’m gonna be a beautician.

Marty: She’s real good. She did mine for me.

Sandy: Oh no. My father would kill me.

Rizzo: You worried what your old man thinks?

Sandy: Well... no... isn’t it awfully dangerous?

Rizzo: You ain’t afraid are ya?

Sandy: Of course not.

Frenchy: Good. Hey, you got a pin?

Marty: Here.

Frenchy: Hey, would ya hold still?

Marty: Hey French – take her in the bathroom. My old lady’ll kill me if we got blood all over the rug.

Sandy: Huh?

Frenchy: It only bleeds for a second. Come on.

Sandy: Hey, um I’m not feeling too well and I...

Rizzo: Sandy, if you think you’re gonna be hangin’ with the Pink Ladies you gotta get with it. Otherwise forget it and go back to your hot cocoa and girl scout cookies.

Sandy: Okay. Come on Frenchy.

Jan: Hey Sandy. Don’t sweat it.

Donna Sue: If she messes up she can fix your hair so your ears don’t show.

Frenchy: Har dee har har.

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Rizzo: That Chick’s getting to be a real nerd.

Jan: Lay off Rizzo.

Rizzo: How long are we supposed to play baby sitter for her?

SANDRA DEE – rizzo

Frenchy: Hey Marty, Sandy’s sick. She’s heaving all over the place.

Donna Sue: Did you do her ears already?

Frenchy: Only one. As soon as she saw the blood she went BLEUGH!

Marty: Jeez, it’s getting kinda chilly. I think I’ll put my robe on.

Jan: Where d’ya get that thing?

Marty: You like it? It’s from Japan.

Rizzo: Everything’s made in Japan these days.

Marty: This guy I know sent it to me.

Donna Sue: You going with a Jap?

Marty: He ain’t a Jap stupid, he’s a Marine.

Frenchy: Oh wow! Can he get me one of those things?

Rizzo: You got a picture of this guy?

Marty: Here it is. It’s not too good. He’s not in uniform.

Donna Sue: How come it’s ripped in half?

Marty: His old girl friend was in the picture.

Jan: What’s his name?

Marty: Freddie, Freddie Strulka.

Frenchy: You write him a lot?

Rizzo: What do you say to a guy in a letter anyway?

FREDDY MY LOVE

At end of song girls fall asleep, rizzo climbs out of window observed by Sandy as she comes back into the room.

Scene 5 – Street / Garage

Danny: I don’t know why I brought the tire Iron. I coulda yanked these babies off with my bare hands.

Sonny: Sure ya could. I just broke 6 fingernails.

Roger: These hubcaps ain’t got a scratch on em, they must be worth 2 beans a piece easy.

Doody: No kiddin’ How much can we get for these dice?

Roger: Who the heck puts new hub cabs on a second hand dodgem.

Danny: Probably some real tool.

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Doody: Come on, lets push these off on someone.

Danny: At 11 at night, sure maybe we can go sell them at a police station.

Doody: Huh? They don’t use this kinda hub cap on cop cars.

Sonny: Quick, ditch the evidence here comes that car we just hit!

Danny: Wait a minute – it’s Kenickie.

Kenickie: All right. Put em back on the car dipstick.

Sonny: Jeez. What a grouch

Doody: Where d’ya get these cool dice?

Danny: Kenickie, what are ya doin with this hunk of junk anyway?

Roger: What colour do you call it? Candy apple primer?

Kenickie: You wait till I soup it up and give it a paint job

GREASED LIGHTNING

Rizzo: What is that thing?

Kenikie: What took you so long?

Rizzo: Is this your new custom convert?

Kenickie: Yeah. Ain’t it cool.

Rizzo: About as cool as a Good Humour Truck.

Kenickie: SO go back to the Pyjama party. Plenty of chicks would get down on their knees to ride around in this little number.

Rizzo: Sure they would. You guys. Out! Hey Danny, I left your girlfriend at Marty’s house barfin all over the place

Danny: Whatcha talking about?

Rizzo: Sandy Dumbrowski

Kenickie: Be cool you guys.

Danny: Tell that to Rizzo.

Kenickie: The fuzz. Dump the hubcaps!

Danny: What do you mean? They’re yours!

Kenickie: uh uh – I stole them

GREASED LIGHTENING REPRISE

Scene 6 = Cheerleaders

Sandy: Do a split, give a yell, throw a fit for old Rydell.Way to go, green and brown, turn the foe upside down

Danny: Hiya Sandy. Hey, what happened to your ear?

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Sandy: Oh nothing. Just an accident.

Danny: Hey I hope you’re not bugged about that first day at school. I mean couldn’t ya tell I was glad to see ya?

Sandy: Well you could have been a little nicer to me in front of your friends.

Danny: Are you kidding? You don’t know those guys. They see ya just talking to a chick and they think she puts... well you know what I mean.

Sandy: I’m not sure. It looked to me like mayby you had a new girl friend.

Danny: Are you kidding? If it was up to me I’d never even look at any chick but you. Hey, we’re thowing a party in the park for Frenchy. She’s gonna quit school before she flunks and go to beauty school. Howd’ya like to go down there with me.

Sandy: I’d really like to, but I;m not sure those girls want me around any more.

Danny: Listen, no one’s gonna get salty with ya while I’m around.

Sandy: Okay, but as long as you’re with me, lets not let anyone come between us again okay?

Patty: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Danny! Don’t let me interrupt. Here why don’t you twirl this for a while. (aside) I’ve been dying to tell you something. You know what I found out after you left our house the other night? My mom thinks you’re cute. (to Sandy) He’s such a lady killer.

Sandy: Isn’t he though (out of corner of mouth) What were you doing at her house?

Danny: Ah... I was just copying down homework.

Patty: Come one Sandy, let’s practice.

Sandy: Yes lets. I’m just dying to make an impression on all those cute lettermen.

Danny: Is that why you’re dressed like that ? To impress a bunch of jocks?

Sandy: Don’t tell me you’re jealous?

Danny: Of that bunch of meatheads? Don’t make me laugh. Ha ha ha.

Sandy: Because they can do something you can’t?

Danny: yeah, sure, right.

Sandy: Okay – what have you ever done?

Danny: (to Patty) Will you quit that? (to Sandy) I won a Hully-Gully contest at the Teen talent record hop.

Sandy: you don’t even know what I’m talking about.

Danny: I could run circles round those jerks.

Sandy: But you’d rather spend your time copying other people’s homework?

Danny: Listen, the next time they have tryouts I’ll show you what I can do.

Patty: What a coincidence. The track team are having tryouts tomorrow!

Danny: Huh? Okay, um I’ll be there.

Sandy: Big talk.

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Danny: You think so? Patty when did you say those tryouts are?

Patty: 10th period on the football field.

Danny: Good. I’ll be there. You’re gonna come watch me right?

Patty: ooooooooooooh I can’t wait.

Danny. Solid. I’ll see ya there sexy.

Patty: Tootles!

Sandy: Come on. Let’s practice.

Both: Do a split, give a yell, throw a fit for old Rydell.Way to go, green and brown, turn the foe upside down

Sandy accidentally punches Patty

Scene 7 – The Park

Vince: Hey getting back on the rebound here for our second half. Dancin world bird contest coming up in half an hour when maybe I’ll call you. Hey I think you’ll like this little ditty from the city, a new group discovered by Alan Freed. Turn up the sound and stomp on the ground. Oh yeah!

Danny: Hey Frenchy, when do you start Beauty school?

Frenchy: Next week. I can hardly wait. No more dumb books and stupid teachers.

Doody: Hey Rump. You shouldn’t be eating that cheese burger. It’s still Friday.

Roger: Ah for crying out loud. Why did ya remind me. Now I gota go to confession.

Jan: I can eat anything. That’s the nice thing about being a Lutheran.

Roger: That’s the nice thing about being Petunia Pig.

Jan: Look who’s talking porky.

Frenchy: Hey Sonny don’t maul that magazine. There’s a picture of Ricky Nelson I want to save.

Sonny: I was just looking a Shelley Farberay.

Frenchy: Lotsa people think I look like her.

Sonny: Not a chance.

Jan: You want another cheeseburger?

Roger: Nah. I think I’ll have a coke.

Jan: It rots your teeth.

Roger: Thank you bucky beaver.

Donna Sue: I read about this scientist who accidentally knocked out a tooth and dropped it in his glass of coke, and after a week it totally rotted away.

Roger: I ain’t gonna carry a mouth full of coke around for a week!

Marty: Hey Danny, how would I look as a college girl.

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Danny: Pulls her sweater tight. Boola Boola!

Marty: Hey watch it! It belongs to this BIG Jock at Holy contrition.

Danny: Wait till ya see me in one of those things. I tried out for the track team today.

Roger: Are you serious? With those bird legs?

Danny: It’s a better hobby than yours Rump.

All: Rump Rump Rump!

Jan: How come you never get mad at those guys?

Roger: That’s my nickname. It’s sorta like a title.

Jan: Huh?

Roger: I’m king of the mooners.

Jan: The what?

Roger: I’m the mooning champ of Rydell high.

Donna Sue: You mean showing off your bare behind to people?

Roger: I even mooned old Lady Lynch once and she never even knew who it was.

Jan: I wish I’d been there. I mean...

Roger: I wish you’d been there too.

Jan: You do?

MOONING – Roger

Eugene: Well Sandy, I think I have all the leaves I need. Why don’t I wait for you with mom in the station wagon?

Sonny: hi Sandy, what’s shakin. How bout a beer?

Sandy: No thanks. I can’t stay.

Danny: Oh yeah. Then watcha doin hangin around?

Sandy: I just came out to collect leaves for Biology.

Sonny: There’s some really neat yellow ones by the draining canal. Let me show ya.

Kenickie: THOSE AIN’T LEAVES!

Doody: You gonna follow them?

Danny: Why should I. She don’t mean nothing to me.

Rizzo: Sure Zuko. Every day now. Ya mean you ain’t told em?

Kenickie: Told us what?

Rizzo: Oh nothing; right Zuko?

Kenickie: Whatcha tryin to do Rizzo, make us think she’s like you?

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Rizzo: What’s that supposed to mean? I ain’t heard you complaining.

Kenickie: That’s cause you been stuck to my face all night.

Rizzo: If you don’t shut up you’re gonna get a knuckle sandwich.

Kenickie: Ooh, I’m really worried, scab.

Rizzo: That’s it.

All: Fight, fight fight!

Danny: Cut it out. What a couple of fruitcakes.

Rizzo: He started it.

Kenickie: What a yo yo. One little crack and she goes tutti-frutti.

Vince: ...’cause tomorrow night yours truly, the main brain, Vince Fontaine will be MCing the big dance bash at Rydell high school in the boys gym and along with me will be Mr TNT himself, Jonny Casino and the Gamblers. So make it a point to stop by Rydell high 7.30 tomorrow night.

Rizzo: Hey Danny, you going to the dance?

Danny: I don’t think so.

Rizzo: Aw... you’re all broke up over little Gidget.

Danny: Who?

Rizzo: Why don’t ya take me. I can pull that Sandra Dee Stuff.

SANDRA DEE Reprise – Rizzo

Sonny: Hey Sandy – wait a minute – hey

Sandy: Who do you think you are. I saw you making fun of me. (they fight) LET GO OF ME! YOU DIRTY LIAR! DON’T TOUCH ME!

Rizzo: Le me go, I ain’t gonna do nothing to her. She’s flipped her lid.

Sandy: (to Danny) you tell them right now that all the things you’ve been saying about me are lies. Go on. Tell them.

Danny: I never said anything about you.

Sandy. You creep. You think you’re such a big man. Trying to make me look like just another tramp. I don’t know why I ever liked you Danny Zuko (She runs off in tears)

Danny: Weird chick. Rizzo, you wanna go to the dance with me?

Rizzo: Sure. Why not.

Roger: Hey Jan, you got a date for the dance?

Jan: Let me see. No. Why?

Roger: You wanna go with me?

Jan: Are you kidding? Yeah!

Doody: Her Frenchy can you still go to the dance now that you quit school?

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Frenchy: I guess so. Why?

Doody: Oh... nothing. I’ll see you there.

Sonny: Donna Sue – you wanna go to the dance with me.

Donna Sue: I’d rather go with my dog, greaseball.

Sonny: Hey Kenickie, how ‘bout giving me a ride tomorrow and I’ll pick us up a couple of broads.

Danny: With what? A meat hook?

Kenickie: I got a blind date from across town. She’s a real bombshell.

Marty: I don’t know if I’ll go.

Danny: Why not Marty?

Marty: I don’t even have a date.

Danny: Hey I know just the guy. EUGENE!

(she hits him with her magazine)

WE GO TOGETHER

END OF ACT ONE

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Act II

Scene 1 –The HOP

SHAKIN AT THE HOP

RAINING ON PROM NIGHT – All / Sandra Dee

HAND JIVE – Jonny Casino

Scene 2 – The Diner

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT – Teen Angel (Vince Fontaine)

Scene 3 – The Drive In

SANDY – Danny

Scene 4 – Jan’s Basement

WORSE THINGS I COULD DO – Rizzo

WTICD Reprise – Sandy

Scene 5 – Diner

YOURE THE ONE THAT I WANT – Danny / Sandy

WE GO TOGETHER