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Halloween Jokes

Post on 12-Jan-2015




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Have fun with these Halloween jokes. Scary, aren't they?


  • 1. Halloween Jokes

2. How do monsters tell their future? Th ey read theirhorror scope... 3. Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have anybodyto go out with... 4. What is a vampire's favorite holiday?Fangs giving... 5. What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?De coffin ated... 6. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? Acerealkiller... 7. What kind of streets do zombies like the best?Dead ends... 8. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?Astakesandwich... 9. Why do vampires need mouthwash?They havebatbreath... 10. Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation... 11. Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on acoffin break... 12. What do skeletons say before eating? BoneApptit... 13. What kind of spirits serve food on a plane? Airlineghost esses... 14. Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after itsbones ... 15. Where do ghosts go swimming?Thedeadsea... 16. What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?Vein illa... 17. Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?Because he's a pain in the neck... 18. Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor?NapoleonBone aparte... 19. Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?They couldn't find theirbats ... 20. What did the skeleton say to the bartender?I'll have two beersand a mop ... 21. To be continued...