Selling Bones? A telemarketer calls, "I would like to speak with Max, please." The homeowner reluctantly replies, "I suppose that would be possible, but it seems rather strange." The telemarketer responds, "Why would that be?" The homeowner answers, "This is the first time we've ever had a call for the dog." Briefs If you answer the phone with, "Hello? You're on the air!" most

telemarketers will hang up. The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add

twenty percent. A professor gathered the papers after a test and found a $100 bill attached to

one of them with a note saying: "A dollar per point." When the professor returned the graded tests, the student got $64 change.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people police officers.

Have You Heard... There was a lady who lived by herself. One day she came home and found her house was being robbed and the robber was still there! Well, this lady was very well versed in the Bible and so she shouted at the robber, "Acts 2:38!" That's the Bible verse that says "...repent and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins..." Well, the robber stopped dead in his tracks. He sat calmly and waited while the lady called the police. The police arrived and proceeded to arrest the robber. The policeman noted that the robber was somewhat of a burly guy and the lady was a small, petite thing. This intrigued the policeman so much that he finally asked the robber, "Why didn't you just run or something? She is so much smaller than you. All she did was yell a Bible verse at you." The robber looked up at the policeman, shocked. "A Bible verse? What?" The policeman says, "Yeah, a Bible verse." The robber just can't believe this and tells the policeman, "I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's!"

March 1, 2020

Mission Statement

Crowley Assembly of God exists expressly to impact people with the love of Jesus Christ and to equip

believers in accomplishing the Great Commission by the power of the Holy Spirit through Evangelism, Fellowship,

Discipleship, Ministry, and Worship.

Happy Birthday

March

3 ................... Marlene Hill

Crowley Assembly of God

Loving and Reaching by all means…

Crowley Assembly of God 721 S. Crowley Rd. Crowley, TX 76036

817-297-1521 www.crowleyassembly.org

Lead Pastors - Dr. Al & Naomi Crane Senior Adult Pastors - Carroll & Sue Walker

Check out our new redesigned website: www.CrowleyAssembly.org

Today we begin our BGMC March Madness, and it will continue throughout the month of March. The girls/women are competing against the boys/men to see who can raise the most money for BGMC. The goal for the month of March is $5,000. Let’s bring in all the lost coins and dollars that belong to Jesus!

The Missions Committee will meet this afternoon at 4:00 p.m. in the Fellowship Hall. If you would like to be part of this team, come join in the planning and discussions of upcoming mission projects. The Focus Group home meetings will take place:

Tuesday, February 4, for the FUSE Group

7:00 p.m. - James & Carolyn Powell’s home

Thursday, February 6, for the Crowley Classics.

6:30 p.m. - Benny & Nelda Brewer’s home

6:30 p.m. - Bill & Carol Nelon’s home

Ladies, the nine-week women’s Bible study on the book, Expecting to See Jesus, by Anne Graham Lotz, continues this Friday. The class meets at 10:00 a.m. in the Fellowship Hall and will continue each Friday morning until March 13. Books are available to purchase from Wanda Doyel. Invite your friends and neighbors to attend.

The Crowley Classics are providing snacks for the children and workers at Pleasant Hills Children’s Home in Fairfield. The cost of snacks is $200.00 each month. To participate in this effort, mark your offering envelope with PHCH or “Classics Project” and place your contribution in today’s offering.

PRAYER REQUEST HOTLINE If you have a prayer request, please text or call our prayer chain coordinator, Lynn Lilly, at 650.556.9989 or email to jacklynn65@charter.net.

We would like to congratulate Chuck Sherrill

for being elected to a three-year term as board member during last Sunday night’s Annual Church Business Meeting.

Please join us in prayer that God will bless Chuck as he serves on the leadership team.

FUSE & Classics

Focus

Groups

Welcome Guests!

If you are visiting in our services today, please fill out a visitor’s card so that we may acknowledge your visit. We welcome you and invite you to join in worship to a God who is worthy of all praise.

GenerUsh is a FUN and EASY way of supporting Crowley Assembly of God from home or on your mobile phone.

www.crowleyag.generush.org

EVENTS OF THE WEEK

Sunday 3/1 8:45 a.m. Praise & Worship Practice 9:30 a.m. Sunday School 10:30 a.m. Morning Worship Service 4:00 p.m. Missions Committee Meeting 4:30 p.m. Praise & Worship Practice 5:00 p.m. Evening Worship Service

Monday 3/2

Tuesday 3/3 7:00 p.m. FUSE Focus Group

Wednesday 3/4 7:00 p.m. Prayer/ Bible Study Impact Ministries

Thursday 3/5 6:30 p.m. Focus Group w/Brewers Focus Group w/Nelons

Friday 3/6 10:00 a.m. Ladies Bible Study

Saturday 3/7 8:00 a.m. Men’s Prayer/Breakfast

Daylight Savings Time Begins (Spring Forward)

Sunday 3/8 8:45 a.m. Praise & Worship Practice 9:30 a.m. Sunday School 10:30 a.m. Morning Worship Service 4:30 p.m. Praise & Worship Practice 5:00 p.m. Evening Worship Service

Today is Missions Sunday. We will receive an offering to help with the support of our Missionaries. Our Missionary Certificates are displayed on the back wall. Stop by and look at the countries represented on each one and pray for each country and missionary. Remember, also, to pray for your adopted missionaries!