My Real Name isYour Royal Highness

but you may call meYour Majesty

just don't move yourridiculously huge self

unless I tell you to

Why is that humanstaring at the top of my head

with that thing?

About the only time youmake any sense

is when you give me tuna

tuna, tuna tuna....

and how many times... do i have to spell it out

open the fucking door!

I gotta go!

some timesi just want to relaxand be left alone

i'm waiting forthe sunshine to hit me

either bring it orleave me alone

how many timesdo i have to tell you?

exactly how stupid are you?

OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

i have to admiti have my moments

but sometimesyour rug smells

suspiciously like adog might have been here....

but i'm goingto go out on a limb here....

i thinkMAYBE

i can trust you