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UNIVERSITY HOTEL OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF THE SYDNEY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS' REPRESENTATIVE COUNCIL. VOL. II.. No. 16. WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 1930. (Published lack Wednesday duriai Term.) SPORTING GOODS HARRY HOPMAN ' S SPORTS STORE ar« •abjact to a 1 n°/ DUcouit to Uninnilr / O Street.. HARRY HOPMAN'S SPORTS STORE 34 Martin Place, SYDNEY. NORWAY'S STUDENTS HOW TO GIRL-GUIDE SCIENCE AND MANKIND ; LADY DAVID TELLS UNDERGRADS CHARACTER BUILDING What of the Future? SENSATIONAL ARREST STUDENT NEWSPAPER IN MED. SCHOOL MYSTERY FOR DISCUSSION TO-NIGHT On Wednesday, July 9, Mr. Hans Knowledge for its own sake might Fay, the Norwegian Consul-General, become a selfish idea, said Lady' « v <; » lunch-hour address to the David, in an address on Girl Guid- I S.S.U. He began by speaking on i n B a t Manning House, on July 8. general questions of international re-j The finest university culture. Lady lationships, and then gave a detailed; |>avi<J continued, was that which is description of university life in Nor- wininK to help others . Cirl-guiding. way. Mr. Fay is admirably qualified j s a system of education and char- to make comparisons, since he has acter forminK by means of sugges- spent nine years in U.S.A., several t j on Nothing was so culture-destroy- years in India, and, of course, knows j nK ^ wart an( j a miilion girl guides !u!L.?.?.?wK. IOn8 ° home country throughout the world making the NEW WORLDS, NEW CLOTHES AND NE\ TERROR OF JANITORS :w MEN? thoroughly. "One of the most important ques- tions to-day is that of the standard of living," said Mr. Fay. "I have lived in many countries, yet I have never been able to find out exactly what it is. It might, perhaps, be termed the possession of facilities for intellectual enjoyment, and personal well-being and cleanliness. There is not much difference in the standards of living of the northern European countries and North America. In Nor- way, we have not so many motor same promises, in one sisterhood, would surely help to make war im- possible. "It is terribly hard to tell the child- ren that we cannot take more Girl Guides because of the dearth of Guiders," said Miss Kelso King (State secretary for N.S.W.) who also ad- dressed the meeting. Help was needed with the "Extension Girls" isolated and crippled guides; "Extension Guides" were special companies in institutes and hospitals for children mentally and physically incapacitated Extraordinary and eerie happen-; ings continue at the Medical School.! Three times at least during the last; week the even tenor of the Medical way has been rudely shattered by j the awful screams and moans which have emanated from the interior of the 1 now notorious room in the basement. None of the janitors will venture to go below the second floor after 6 p.m., and spend the night shivering To-night'* Union Night Debate •kould be of great interest, as "Honi SeM" will provide the topic for di.cw.io.. Mr. H. M. Store,. M.A.. supported by Mr. C. H. Grace, will nw, and Mr. S. H. II den y, "That this Aspiring jenmalisti of the Uns- cars, but we have not so much use Undergraduates could help also by for them, as in other well-developed being instructors for the various countries. InJNorway,_ we » re » b badges guides can win. standard )|iss Radford appealed for recruits to procure about the "'.lUII 11 * at ***? c ? st ' J , . , for the S.U. Cadet Company, which There is a good standard of edu- tra j ns gj r i 8 f or any par ticular type cation in Norway. Only about one n f KUjd e w o r j[ per cent, of the population cannot 1 read and write, and these are almost .. . . DC , TV r«r-n ATIVV- all deaf and dumb or mentally defi- INTER- VARSITY DEBATING cient. I have only met one man who CONTESTS IN SYDNEY could not read, and even he told me that he could 'read figures'— -—— whereupon he got a tip. > Next month the Federal inter-'Var- " Education begins at about the age sity debates are to be held in Sydney, of nix, and proceeds through various Details of the draw are as follows:— grades, till at the top there is University. There is only one. that of Oslo, which was established in 1811 —comparatively recently for a Euro- pean university. Matriculation is gained at about eighteen years of age. "Once you reach the University, the whole of the instruction is free. There is only a small fee to lie paid on passing each examination. There are faculties for geology, law, history, etc.. and there is a very high percen- tage of students; a total of about 2,000. The people of Norway are naturally inclined towards study, and a degree is a valuable qualification in after- life. even in business, for which there is a course in Social Economy. "There are certain other colleges with the status of universities, since matriculation is required there also, and the teachers have the highly- valued title of "professor." At Trond, there is a school of mechanical sciences and architecture, where there were 1.700 students in 1919. "There is also a college in Bergen, for the study of oceanography, em- bryology, biology, etc. This is of great importance in Norway, because so much of our livelihood depends on the sea and its fish, and agriculture, for which weather forecast is of the greatest assistance. It has been found that there are certain laws governing the movements of the fish. At one time they simply appeared at certain times of the year, and the fishermen went out and caught as many as possible, but sometimes the fishermen and those who salted the fish would gather with their boats at one part of the coast, and the fish woud appear at another. Now it is known that these things are depend- ent on the ocean currents, and certain other factors, so that it is becoming increasingly possible to predict the appearance of the fish, it has also been discovered that a difference of one degree in the Gulf Stream, west of Scotland, will materially affect the whole season in Norway. The man who has done the greatest amount of work in oceanography is Professor Nansen, who is better known for his polar explorations. "The University lies in the heart of the city, and during the quarter of an hour between lectures, the stu- Wednesday. August 20, Sydney Queensland. Thursday, August 21. Melbourne v. Adelaide. Friday, August 22, Tasmania v. W.A. Monday, August 25, semi-final: The winners of the Melbourne-Ade- laide debate will affirm, and the winners of the Sydney- Queensland debate will deny, "That the time is ripe for a dictatorship in Australia." Wednesday, August 27, Final:— The winners of the Tasmanian- W.A. debate will affirm against the winners of the semi-final "That this House has no faith the rising generation." NOTICE FESTIVAL"BUTTONS All unsold Festival Buttons should be returned immediately, together with the money for those sold. If unable to see me, place buttons, money and a list of sales and returns in an envelope and post in. Box 25, the Union. K. A. FLAVELLE. dents wander out on to the mailt i. _ menade. The harbour, studded with islands, lies close at hand, and yacht ing. rowing, and swimming, form part of the student life. On the other side, the city is surounded by hills, just as if, here, the Blue Mountains, snow- capped like Kosciusko, rose where Grace Bros, is now, and could be reached for sixpence. All these m< tains are open to the public, and every student belongs to a ski-club, where he can spend week-ends. These ski- clubs are one of the characteristic features of University life. "The Students' Association ganises debates every Saturday night, and there, practically every ques- tion of importance in Norway is dis- cussed. Men who have participated in these debates as President of the Students' Association, are to be found in every important part of the na- tional life. The discussions are in- strumental in forming the public opinion of the country near-by, so that the Students' Association becomes a school of Parliamentary training." 6ccuA&lfut Acft •s hnat for hamaa law-breaker is P—snit mi the wily olsss. T'my fsHsni, whs, thsngh ducted. A large attendants of a Cenan Dnyle or H. G. Weds Thus the discussion of "Organic "It seems, therefore, that the future Synthesis and Plant Products." on ages are not to be a prey to shearers' Thursday. July 17, naturally led into; awards and boll weevils. Probably, many fascinating by-paths. Chloro- too, bush-ramblers and other lovers phyl, the green colouring matter of of natural beauty will have an plants which begins a process con- evil time, and a new fashion will be summated in the production of the set when the Governor-General (if myriad substances elaborated by there is one) cuts down his favourite -plants, was but one of many intri- pine tree to make a pair of breeches, guing examples of the native ingenu- The whole scheme seems somewhat of ity of plant life. In more practical a return to the "father and mother application came cellulose, which is of us all," who, we are told, cut capers used mainly for newsprint, and in- arrayed in a strip of birch bark or creasingly now for rayon fabrics and the proverbial fig-leaf." cellulose ester lacquers. With a shade of dread. Professor \ egetable fibres are known to most! Lions alluded to man's ever-present j of us as the makings of excellent tendency towards the subservience of door-mats, yet few of us, even in our knowledge to personal ends. No bet- most eceentric moments, would con- j ter — or should one say "worse" sider these as suitable wearing ap- example could be cited than the parel. So it seems strange to learn I "Great Mistake." when mankind pros- that future generations will not be! tituted science to his unreasoning de- clothed in silks of the East and sire for self-annihilation. Was it safe wool from the sunny land of the for science to progress, whilst man South. Even now, fibres made from remained the same? wood pulp, bid fair to oust time-hon- Warming to his task of pointing' oured materials. the way to humanity, the prophet- "At present cotton is the chief tex- scientist raised a warning finger at tile fibre, said Dr. Lions. "Next Australia's reckless squandering of comes wool, then artificial silk, and' natural resources. "Our country," he i among the rest is real silk. Cotton admonished, "with the finest possible fails by its lack of brilliance and supplies of natural tannin barks. the general absence of artistic quali- depends nevertheless on imported sup-, , "."7,' "-.".A , • is eauallv pessimistic about the out- ties. But treat it chemically and it | plies of the extract, whilst South j r * f * rrond °f Horn SoU s exclusive , look ..\ Ve can - t have this sort of equals silk, and will in future be bet-! Africa has an industry valued at over : photograph*. j n t h e u„j vers i t „" be told our t°J£ r ^^ aC tn U 7m1t^At s C0 ^ iS ?' (M J?' 0 ? 0 *** 5*? r f r o . m "att'esori- 1 i reporter last night. "I mean, you fined their efforts to imitations to ginaHy imported from Australia/' up on the tower, while faintly echoed! can't do it. The judges wouldn't Our essential oil industry is in " WHAT IS IT? Nothing has yet been suggested which seems to offer a solution of the mystery. All work after sunset is at a standstill. It is the opinion of the Professorial Board that unless something happens soon, something will have to be done about it. Interviewed by "Honi Soit," Pro- ! fessor Mills expressed the greatest . alarm. "I don't know what it is," he ' told our reporter, "but all the guinea E igs are dying of fright, although it as been observed that those recently inoculated with Cholera Bacillus have been the first to succumb. I do not think, however, that the inoculation has anything to do with their death, i which I attribute solely to fright. ! Our great fear is that it may spread to the Janitors, and we should then be forced to replace them, which would be both expensive and difficult. If this goes on much longer, we shall have to close down the Medical School." Our reporter also interviewed Dr. J. J. C. Bradfield. who has been asked by the Senate to investigate the mat- ter. The Doctor stated that he did not know what the occurrences in- dicated. but that he did design the North Shire Bridge. Detective-Corporal O'Piordan, who is investigating the case for the police. "out-silk silk" and to "out-wool wooli neas." Presently they will awaken to| muc h the same precarious state. Over the fact that the ideal fabric has three-fourths of Australia's natural yet to be evolved. We have so far vegetation produces essential oils, contented ourselves with a second some of notable value. The eucalypt . . . , has been planted everywhere abroad. Australia must tackle the pro!.- ant | is much valued. We may pos- lem of utilising her cellulose resources sibi y awaken some day to the fact and of providing others without de- that we are importing the very sub- lay, for it is inevitable that the wool stances we should be recovering from trade must diminish. Wool .s too. our own essential oils." costly and will be unable to compete., except for high-class fabrics. Even now thousands of tons of "bagasse" To be brief, the spirit of Commem. —the fibrous residue from sugar cane shows the cloven hoof. —is burned annually in Australia. Students do not know with what The time has come when sugar is to. perilous nicety this sad state of af- be the by-product, as indeed it has f a jrg has been averted in the past, already become in some parts of Veterans of Commem. now in their America. dotage, will tell you tales of it that ______ will make your hair break through COME ALL YE FAITHFUL the brilliantine. Once, it is told, on ! the eve of publication, only three songs lay on the table, and bad ones at that. A fiasco was averted only . „ __ | by the genius of the President, who AN EARNEST APPEAL TO THE , ladled out stimulants in liberal doses BRIGHT SPARKS i to the overwrought committee, which. heartened by the presidential soli- A fortnight ago. it was an*, .unced 1 citude, and goaded by the prize of in these columns, that the S.R.C. had one s °ng one decanter, in the early appointee! standing committees, with hours of the morn completed the book, an eye to next year's Commemora- This year a pretty dilemma was faced tion. This year things moved toler- at the eleventh hour, and only solved ably well, but those who directed ac- at half past eleven by some indus- tivities had a healthy opportunity to trious violation of the laws of the observe the wisdom of the tag. that Berlin Conference. forewarned is forearmed. There is It will now he apparent to those always such an ungodlv haste at the who have studied the preceding words finish. And expectations, like imma- " f wisdom, that unless undergrads. ture bonds, are hard to realise. ! are prepared to enter into the spirit Amongst others, a Standing Song- of the thing with a certain zest, noth- book Committee is now in existence, ing could be more futile than a Stand- This cosmic announcement, of course, ing Songbook Committee. It would is not likely to invade the dreams of merely exist as yet another of our undergraduates. Possibly, if we took manifold delegations, and prove JOYFUL IF DEMENTED up on the tower, while faintly echoed ' can't do it. . _ from below, the mysterious noises i stand it at all. It's not a gentlemanly strike every minute fresh terror into i thing to do, and we can't have anyone their hearts. : in this University who i3n't a gentle- tives. Vast opportunities for conceiv- : When it was suggested that the ing these imperishable contributions mysterious happenings might proceed to human thought are at the means j from an outside source, the Detective- of every student. While waiting in j Corporal refused to make any further the queue at the Union Bevery, for, comment. instance, there should be plenty of. It is easy to see that the police are. time. And the Professors say such 1 as usual, baffled. In fact, everyone funny things at lectures, that these i is baffled, except of course, "Honi should be studied carefully for pos-1 Soit." Below is published another of sible suggestions. our splendid photographs of the in- ! terior of the mysterious room, taken | through the keyhole with our special 1 Storey-Mitchell camera. On seeing j the developed plate, the same question I sprung from everyone who saw it. I "What is it?" But no one has yet j suggested a satisfactory answer. As I was the case with the mysterious per- representative gathering which : sonage photographed last week, at the included the Vice-Chancellor, the De- cost of our gallant reporter's life, it puty-Chancellor. and members of the is impossible to say what sort of PROF. WILSON IDEAL UNION MAN PRESIDENT'S TRIBUTE staff and student body, honoured Pro- fessor J. T. Wilson at a Union Lun- cheon on Tuesday, July 15. Profes- sor Wilson was. until 1920. Profes- sor of Anatomy in this University, and is revisiting Australia for the first time. The President of the Union (Professor G. F. Sutherland), in briefly proposing the health of the guest, described Professor Wilson as the ideal Union Man. In a life of brilliant achievement. Professor Wil- son had yet found time and energy to render a real service to the Union. creatures the occupants of the room might be. A sensational arrest was effected last night, when Detective-Corporal O'Piordan surprised a suspicious-look- ing character in University Park. The prowler was charged to-day with being drunk and disorderly. Bookings for the University Tour to -Kosciusko close on Friday. Pay- ment of the balance of the charge for the tour must be made at the Union Exchange by Friday. August 1. WINES our Americanism a step farther, and employed a body of musicians and vaudeville artists to parade the 'Var- sity grounds daily, saying it with song, some faint awareness of the fact might steal its way into the thoughts of Arts' students, who are seen periodically in other spots than the Union bevery. But their sensi- tive intellects would no doubt be jarred by the method of approach. And a songbook cannot be written on an indignant mind, any more than upon an empty stomach. But it is, nevertheless, an impor- tant thing. A good gestbook is, like a beautiful woman who is discreet, is as much a gem as it is a rarity. It is not basically difficult to commem.. but with a parcel of exhilarating songs, and a collection of skits that stimulate, the path to Avernus is I made even easier than Virgil imag- ined. But if the songs are canonical. I and the skits display thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears, the froth forsakes the beer, all is not gingerbread that has gilt, and the fly finds a home in the ointment. The dish, also, clears away with the spoon. fruitful as a block of granite. With their hands on their hearts, and a seductive smile of their faces, the Committee therefore request your dis- tinguished patronage. It is obviously out of the question to collect a bagful of songs prophetic- ally written for 1931, and not all prose contributions are good for all time. But a great deal can be done. Anyone who has smiled widely over the fifty pages odd of such overseas books as, for example, the Manchester "Rag Rag." and marvelled at their versatility and velocity, must have been forced to the conclusion that the inspired librettists could not have done less than spend the entire year devising and perfecting their thrusts and burlesques, leaving an elastic margin for topical touches on the eve of celebration. What is needed is, simply, a Song- book factory. Gifted students are asked to give their intellects a con- sciousness of such a factory, and when some eternal truth strikes them amidships, not to forget it the next minute, but to consign it to paper, and send it along to the factory execu- Stertmg August 2nd —TW Kctare 11M Whole World KM Ira Waiting For ! JOURNEY'S END" All-Each* Coat of Stage Ccfc- COUN CLINE, DAVID MANNERS and IAN McLAREN. A Union I W e Feature Exchange Attraction. •I Complete Sessions daily—11, 2, 5, and 8. Box Plans at Booking Bureau, State Shop- ping Block. State Prices: Day. from 1/6 to 3/-. Night, from 2/5J to 4/-. all taxable prices, plus tax. Direction: Union Theatres Ltd. Man. Dir.: Stuart F. Doyle and Edwin Geach. 'Phone: M 2797.

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UNIVERSITY HOTEL

OFFICIAL JOURNAL OF THE SYDNEY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS' REPRESENTATIVE COUNCIL.

VOL. II.. No. 16. WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 1930. (Published lack Wednesday duriai Term.)

SPORTING GOODS

HARRY HOPMAN'S SPORTS STORE

ar« •abjact to a 1 n ° / DUcouit to Un inn i l r

/ O S t r e e t . .

HARRY HOPMAN'S SPORTS STORE

3 4 Martin P lace , SYDNEY.

NORWAY'S STUDENTS HOW TO GIRL-GUIDE SCIENCE AND MANKIND ; LADY DAVID TELLS UNDERGRADS

CHARACTER BUILDING What of the Future? SENSATIONAL ARREST STUDENT NEWSPAPER

IN MED. SCHOOL MYSTERY FOR DISCUSSION TO-NIGHT

On Wednesday, July 9, Mr. Hans Knowledge for its own sake might Fay, the Norwegian Consul-General, become a selfish idea, said Lady' « v < ; » lunch-hour address to the David, in an address on Girl Guid-I S.S.U. He began by speaking on i n B a t Manning House, on July 8. general questions of international re-j The finest university culture. Lady lationships, and then gave a detailed; |>avi<J continued, was that which is description of university life in Nor- w i n i n K t o h e l p o t h e r s . Cirl-guiding. way. Mr. Fay is admirably qualified js a system of education and char-to make comparisons, since he has a c t e r f o r m i n K b y means of sugges-spent nine years in U.S.A., several t j o n Nothing was so culture-destroy-years in India, and, of course, knows jn K ^ w a r t a n ( j a miilion girl guides !u!L.?.?.?wK.IOn8 ° home country throughout the world making the

NEW WORLDS, NEW CLOTHES AND NE\

TERROR OF JANITORS

:w MEN?

thoroughly. "One of the most important ques-

tions to-day is that of the standard of living," said Mr. Fay. " I have lived in many countries, yet I have never been able to find out exactly what it is. It might, perhaps, be termed the possession of facilities for intellectual enjoyment, and personal well-being and cleanliness. There is not much difference in the standards of living of the northern European countries and North America. In Nor-way, we have not so many motor

same promises, in one sisterhood, would surely help to make war im-possible.

" I t is terribly hard to tell the child-ren that we cannot take more Girl Guides because of the dearth of Guiders," said Miss Kelso King (State secretary for N.S.W.) who also ad-dressed the meeting. Help was needed with the "Extension Girls" isolated and crippled guides; "Extension Guides" were special companies in institutes and hospitals for children mentally and physically incapacitated

Extraordinary and eerie happen-; ings continue a t the Medical School.! Three times a t least during the last; week the even tenor of the Medical way has been rudely shattered by j the awful screams and moans which have emanated from the interior of the 1

now notorious room in the basement. None of the janitors will venture

to go below the second floor af ter 6 p.m., and spend the night shivering

To-night'* Union Night Debate •kould be of great interest , a s "Honi SeM" will prov ide t h e top ic f o r d i . c w . i o . . Mr. H . M. S t o r e , . M.A.. supported b y Mr. C . H . Grace , wi l l n w , a n d Mr. S. H .

II den y, "That th is

A s p i r i n g j e n m a l i s t i of t h e Uns-

cars, but we have not so much use Undergraduates could help also by for them, as in other well-developed being instructors for the various countries. InJNorway,_ we » r e »b '« badges guides can win.

standard ) | i s s Radford appealed for recruits to procure about the "'.lUII11* a t ***? c ? s t ' J , . , for the S.U. Cadet Company, which There is a good standard of edu- t r a j n s g j r i 8 f o r a n y p a r t i cu la r type cation in Norway. Only about one n f K U jd e w o r j [ per cent, of the population cannot1

read and write, and these are almost . . . . D C , T V r«r-n ATIVV-all deaf and dumb or mentally defi- INTER- V A R S I T Y D E B A T I N G cient. I have only met one man who C O N T E S T S IN S Y D N E Y could not read, and even he told me that he could 'read figures'— - — — whereupon he got a tip. > Next month the Federal inter-'Var-

" Education begins at about the age sity debates are to be held in Sydney, of nix, and proceeds through various Details of the draw are as follows:— grades, till at the top there is University. There is only one. that of Oslo, which was established in 1811 —comparatively recently for a Euro-pean university. Matriculation is gained at about eighteen years of age.

"Once you reach the University, the whole of the instruction is free. There is only a small fee to lie paid on passing each examination. There are faculties for geology, law, history, etc.. and there is a very high percen-tage of students; a total of about 2,000. The people of Norway are naturally inclined towards study, and a degree is a valuable qualification in af ter-life. even in business, for which there is a course in Social Economy.

"There are certain other colleges with the status of universities, since matriculation is required there also, and the teachers have the highly-valued title of "professor." At Trond, there is a school of mechanical sciences and architecture, where there were 1.700 students in 1919.

"There is also a college in Bergen, for the study of oceanography, em-bryology, biology, etc. This is of great importance in Norway, because so much of our livelihood depends on the sea and its fish, and agriculture, for which weather forecast is of the greatest assistance. I t has been found that there are certain laws governing the movements of the fish. At one time they simply appeared a t certain times of the year, and the fishermen went out and caught as many as possible, but sometimes the fishermen and those who salted the fish would gather with their boats a t one part of the coast, and the fish woud appear at another. Now it is known that these things are depend-ent on the ocean currents, and certain other factors, so that it is becoming increasingly possible to predict the appearance of the fish, it has also been discovered that a difference of one degree in the Gulf Stream, west of Scotland, will materially affect the whole season in Norway. The man who has done the greatest amount of work in oceanography is Professor Nansen, who is better known for his polar explorations.

"The University lies in the heart of the city, and during the quarter of an hour between lectures, the stu-

Wednesday. August 20, Sydney Queensland.

Thursday, August 21. Melbourne v. Adelaide.

Friday, August 22, Tasmania v. W.A.

Monday, August 25, semi-final: The winners of the Melbourne-Ade-

laide debate will affirm, and the winners of the Sydney-Queensland debate will deny, "That the time is ripe for a dictatorship in Australia."

Wednesday, August 27, Final:— The winners of the Tasmanian-

W.A. debate will affirm against the winners of the semi-final

"That this House has no faith the rising generation."

NOTICE F E S T I V A L " B U T T O N S

All unsold Festival Buttons should be returned immediately, together with the money for those sold.

If unable to see me, place buttons, money and a list of sales and returns in an envelope and post in. Box 25, the Union.

K. A. FLAVELLE. dents wander out on to the mailt i. _ menade. The harbour, studded with islands, lies close at hand, and yacht ing. rowing, and swimming, form part of the student life. On the other side, the city is surounded by hills, just as if, here, the Blue Mountains, snow-capped like Kosciusko, rose where Grace Bros, is now, and could be reached for sixpence. All these m< tains are open to the public, and every student belongs to a ski-club, where he can spend week-ends. These ski-clubs are one of the characteristic features of University life.

"The Students' Association ganises debates every Saturday night, and there, practically every ques-tion of importance in Norway is dis-cussed. Men who have participated in these debates as President of the Students' Association, are to be found in every important par t of the na-tional life. The discussions are in-strumental in forming the public opinion of the country near-by, so tha t the Students' Association becomes a school of Parliamentary training."

6ccuA&lfut Acft

• s h n a t f o r h a m a a l a w - b r e a k e r i s P—sni t mi t h e w i ly o l s s s . T'my f s H s n i , w h s , t h s n g h

ducted. A l a r g e a t t e n d a n t s

of a C e n a n D n y l e o r H . G . W e d s

Thus the discussion of "Organic " I t seems, therefore, that the future Synthesis and Plant Products." on ages are not to be a prey to shearers' Thursday. July 17, naturally led into; awards and boll weevils. Probably, many fascinating by-paths. Chloro- too, bush-ramblers and other lovers phyl, the green colouring matter of of natural beauty will have an plants which begins a process con- evil time, and a new fashion will be summated in the production of the set when the Governor-General (if myriad substances elaborated by there is one) cuts down his favourite -plants, was but one of many intri- pine tree to make a pair of breeches, guing examples of the native ingenu- The whole scheme seems somewhat of ity of plant life. In more practical a return to the "father and mother application came cellulose, which is of us all," who, we are told, cut capers used mainly for newsprint, and in- arrayed in a strip of birch bark or creasingly now for rayon fabrics and the proverbial fig-leaf." cellulose ester lacquers. With a shade of dread. Professor

\ egetable fibres are known to most! Lions alluded to man's ever-present j of us as the makings of excellent tendency towards the subservience of door-mats, yet few of us, even in our knowledge to personal ends. No bet-most eceentric moments, would con- j ter — or should one say "worse" — sider these as suitable wearing ap- example could be cited than the parel. So it seems strange to learn I "Great Mistake." when mankind pros-that future generations will not be! tituted science to his unreasoning de-clothed in silks of the East and sire for self-annihilation. Was it safe wool from the sunny land of the for science to progress, whilst man South. Even now, fibres made from remained the same? wood pulp, bid fa i r to oust time-hon- Warming to his task of pointing' oured materials. the way to humanity, the prophet-

"At present cotton is the chief tex- scientist raised a warning finger at tile fibre, said Dr. Lions. "Next Australia's reckless squandering of comes wool, then artificial silk, and ' natural resources. "Our country," he i among the rest is real silk. Cotton admonished, "with the finest possible fails by its lack of brilliance and supplies of natural tannin barks. the general absence of artistic quali- depends nevertheless on imported sup-, , " . " 7 , ' " - ." .A „ , • • is eauallv pessimistic about the out-ties. But t reat it chemically and it | plies of the extract, whilst South j r * f *rrond °f Horn SoU s exclusive , l o o k . . \V e c a n - t have this sort of equals silk, and will in future be bet-! Africa has an industry valued a t over : photograph*. j n t h e u „ j v e r s i t „ " be told our

t°J£ r ^ ^ a C t n U 7 m 1 t ^ A t sC 0 ^ i S?' (MJ?'0?0 *** 5*? r f r o . m " a t t ' e s o r i - 1 i reporter last night. " I mean, you

fined their efforts to imitations to ginaHy imported from Australia/ ' up on the tower, while faintly echoed! can't do it. The judges wouldn't Our essential oil industry is in "

WHAT IS IT?

Nothing has yet been suggested which seems to offer a solution of the mystery. All work af ter sunset is a t a standstill. It is the opinion of the Professorial Board that unless something happens soon, something will have to be done about it.

Interviewed by "Honi Soit," Pro-! fessor Mills expressed the greatest . alarm. " I don't know what it is," he ' told our reporter, "but all the guinea

Eigs are dying of fr ight , although it as been observed that those recently

inoculated with Cholera Bacillus have been the first to succumb. I do not think, however, that the inoculation has anything to do with their death,

i which I attribute solely to fr ight . ! Our great fear is that it may spread to the Janitors, and we should then be forced to replace them, which would be both expensive and difficult. If this goes on much longer, we shall have to close down the Medical School."

Our reporter also interviewed Dr. J . J . C. Bradfield. who has been asked by the Senate to investigate the mat-ter. The Doctor stated tha t he did not know what the occurrences in-dicated. but that he did design the North Shire Bridge.

Detective-Corporal O'Piordan, who is investigating the case for the police.

"out-silk silk" and to "out-wool wooli neas." Presently they will awaken t o | m u c h the same precarious state. Over the fact that the ideal fabric has three-fourths of Australia's natural yet to be evolved. We have so fa r vegetation produces essential oils, contented ourselves with a second some of notable value. The eucalypt

. . . , has been planted everywhere abroad. Australia must tackle the pro!.- a n t | i s m u c h valued. We may pos-

lem of utilising her cellulose resources sibiy awaken some day to the fact and of providing others without de- that we are importing the very sub-lay, for it is inevitable that the wool stances we should be recovering from trade must diminish. Wool .s t o o . o u r o w n essential oils." costly and will be unable to compete., except for high-class fabrics. Even now thousands of tons of "bagasse" To be brief, the spirit of Commem. —the fibrous residue from sugar cane shows the cloven hoof. —is burned annually in Australia. Students do not know with what The time has come when sugar is to. perilous nicety this sad state of a f -be the by-product, as indeed it has f a j r g has been averted in the past, already become in some parts of Veterans of Commem. now in their America. dotage, will tell you tales of it that

_ _ _ _ _ _ will make your hair break through COME ALL Y E F A I T H F U L the brilliantine. Once, it is told, on

! the eve of publication, only three songs lay on the table, and bad ones at that. A fiasco was averted only

. „ _ _ | by the genius of the President, who AN EARNEST APPEAL TO THE , ladled out stimulants in liberal doses

BRIGHT SPARKS i to the overwrought committee, which. heartened by the presidential soli-

A fortnight ago. it was an*, .unced 1 citude, and goaded by the prize of in these columns, that the S.R.C. had one s °ng o n e decanter, in the early appointee! standing committees, with hours of the morn completed the book, an eye to next year's Commemora- This year a pretty dilemma was faced tion. This year things moved toler- at the eleventh hour, and only solved ably well, but those who directed ac- a t half past eleven by some indus-tivities had a healthy opportunity to trious violation of the laws of the observe the wisdom of the tag. that Berlin Conference. forewarned is forearmed. There is It will now he apparent to those always such an ungodlv haste a t the who have studied the preceding words finish. And expectations, like imma- "f wisdom, that unless undergrads. ture bonds, are hard to realise. ! are prepared to enter into the spirit

Amongst others, a Standing Song- of the thing with a certain zest, noth-book Committee is now in existence, ing could be more futile than a Stand-This cosmic announcement, of course, ing Songbook Committee. It would is not likely to invade the dreams of merely exist as yet another of our undergraduates. Possibly, if we took manifold delegations, and prove

JOYFUL IF DEMENTED

up on the tower, while faintly echoed ' can't do it. . _ from below, the mysterious noises i stand it at all. It 's not a gentlemanly strike every minute fresh terror into i thing to do, and we can't have anyone their hearts. : in this University who i3n't a gentle-

tives. Vast opportunities for conceiv-: When it was suggested that the ing these imperishable contributions mysterious happenings might proceed to human thought a re at the means j from an outside source, the Detective-of every student. While waiting in j Corporal refused to make any fur ther the queue at the Union Bevery, fo r , comment. instance, there should be plenty o f . It is easy to see that the police are. time. And the Professors say such 1 as usual, baffled. In fact, everyone funny things at lectures, tha t these i is baffled, except of course, "Honi should be studied carefully for pos-1 Soit." Below is published another of sible suggestions. our splendid photographs of the in-

! terior of the mysterious room, taken | through the keyhole with our special 1 Storey-Mitchell camera. On seeing j the developed plate, the same question I sprung from everyone who saw it. I "What is i t?" But no one has yet j suggested a satisfactory answer. As I was the case with the mysterious per-

representative gathering which : sonage photographed last week, at the included the Vice-Chancellor, the De- cost of our gallant reporter's life, it puty-Chancellor. and members of the is impossible to say what sort of

PROF. WILSON IDEAL UNION MAN PRESIDENT'S TRIBUTE

staff and student body, honoured Pro-fessor J . T. Wilson at a Union Lun-cheon on Tuesday, July 15. Profes-sor Wilson was. until 1920. Profes-sor of Anatomy in this University, and is revisiting Australia for the first time. The President of the Union (Professor G. F. Sutherland), in briefly proposing the health of the guest, described Professor Wilson as the ideal Union Man. In a life of brilliant achievement. Professor Wil-son had yet found time and energy to render a real service to the Union.

creatures the occupants of the room might be.

A sensational arrest was effected last night, when Detective-Corporal O'Piordan surprised a suspicious-look-ing character in University Park. The prowler was charged to-day with being drunk and disorderly.

Bookings for the University Tour to -Kosciusko close on Friday. Pay-ment of the balance of the charge for the tour must be made at the Union Exchange by Friday. August 1.

WINES

our Americanism a step farther , and employed a body of musicians and vaudeville artists to parade the 'Var-sity grounds daily, saying it with song, some faint awareness of the fact might steal its way into the thoughts of Arts ' students, who are seen periodically in other spots than the Union bevery. But their sensi-tive intellects would no doubt be jarred by the method of approach. And a songbook cannot be written on an indignant mind, any more than upon an empty stomach.

But it is, nevertheless, an impor-tant thing. A good gestbook is, like a beautiful woman who is discreet, is as much a gem as it is a rarity. I t is not basically difficult to commem.. but with a parcel of exhilarating songs, and a collection of skits that stimulate, the path to Avernus is

I made even easier than Virgil imag-ined. But if the songs are canonical.

I and the skits display thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears, the froth forsakes the beer, all is not gingerbread that has gilt, and the fly finds a home in the ointment. The dish, also, clears away with the spoon.

frui tful as a block of granite. With their hands on their hearts, and a seductive smile of their faces, the Committee therefore request your dis-tinguished patronage.

It is obviously out of the question to collect a bagful of songs prophetic-ally written for 1931, and not all prose contributions are good for all time. But a great deal can be done. Anyone who has smiled widely over the fifty pages odd of such overseas books as, for example, the Manchester "Rag Rag." and marvelled at their versatility and velocity, must have been forced to the conclusion that the inspired librettists could not have done less than spend the entire year devising and perfecting their thrusts and burlesques, leaving an elastic margin for topical touches on the eve of celebration.

What is needed is, simply, a Song-book factory. Gifted students are asked to give their intellects a con-sciousness of such a factory, and when some eternal truth strikes them amidships, not to forget it the next minute, but to consign it to paper, and send it along to the factory execu-

S t e r tmg August 2 n d — T W K c t a r e 11M W h o l e W o r l d K M I r a

Waiting For !

JOURNEY'S END"

A l l - E a c h * Coat of Stage Ccfc -

C O U N CLINE, D A V I D M A N N E R S and I A N M c L A R E N . A U n i o n I W e F e a t u r e

Exchange At t r ac t ion .

•I Complete Sessions daily—11, 2, 5, and 8. Box Plans at Booking Bureau, State Shop-ping Block. State Prices: Day. from 1/6 to 3/-. Night, from 2/5J to 4/-. all taxable

prices, plus tax.

Direction: Union Theatres Ltd. Man. Dir.: Stuart F. Doyle and Edwin Geach.

'Phone: M 2797.

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HONI SOIT Wednesday, July 23. 1930

COMING EVENTS TO-DAY.

Film Socitly. Entertainment, Union Hall, 12.30

p.m. l a t w u l i o M l StudanL' S*rric« Union.

Lecture by Mr. Higgins, "Hands Off India," Philosophy Room. 1.25 p.m.

Uaion Night Debate. Union Hall, 7.45 p.m.

W o m e n Evening Student*' Socia l : Union Withdrawing Room, 8 p.m.

Inter-Col lec iate F o o t b a l l Andrew's v. Wesley. John's v. Paul's.

THURSDAY. JULY 24.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 7. Chrietiaa Uaiaa.

Midday Address, Union Hall, 1.20

most of tha t criticism is unjust i -fied. It should no t b e difficult to d e m o n s t r a t e tha t w e are . a f t e r

Some Applications of Organic all. achieving some small p ropor -Chemistry to Biology and Me- tion of w h a t is expec ted of us. dicine," Prof. Lions. Organic v i e \ j % t Chemistry Theatre, 8 p.m. Y o u k n o w - m s P , t e o f A d a m •••<"-

FROM THE CROSS BENCHES

Union Night

Women'. Union. Last Wednesday was "Back to Ani-

mals Night" in the Union House. Cay, w e d o p r o d u c e g o o d doctors . Dogs. cows, bulls, sheep, peafowl.

TRADITION AND DEMOCRACY

(V.)

The Union House Democracy is essentially a thing of

speech. A demagogue sans audience would be as ineffectual as a violinist without his fiddle. It is probable that an evangelist could express himself fully, and explore the full scope of his mind, where one or two were

Address: "Modern Public Health and Its Development," Dr. Harvey Sutton, Hunterian Theatre, 1.15 p.m.

Ckri i t ian Union. Devotional, Philosophy II. Room,

8.40 a.m. Address, Union Hall, 1.20 p.m.

Extension Board. Dr. Trikojus on "Coal Tar and Its

Possibilities." Organic Chem-istry Theatre.

Association of Philosophy and Psychology.

Mr. Benning on His Experiences in Long Bay Gaol. H p.m.

Australian Assn. Psychology and Philosophy. Sydney Local Branch. H p.m.. Philosophy Lecture Room. Mr. Benning. M.A., will speak on His Ex-periences in Long Bay Gaol. Visitors Welcome.

WOIMIS'I Uaion.

FRIDAY. JULY 25. Mistical Society and Glao Clah.

Practice, Philosophy Room, 1.25 p.m.

In tor-Faculty Football. Law v. Veterinary Science, 2.15 p.m.

Medicine v. Engineering, 3.15 p.m. Univarsity Catholic Woman Social

Withdrawing Room. 8 p.m. Art Clab.

Mr. Fred. Leist on "The Technique of Various Water Colour Me-diums," Education Room, 4 p.m.

Vatariaary Society. Annual General Meeting, Veterin- .

ary Science, 4 p.m. Address by Prof. R. D. Watt : "Some Aspects of the World's Food Supply."

SATURDAY. JULY M . Faculty of Deatiatvy.

Ra«by Union. University v. Manly.

0 p e H o u VS e n i 8 g p D m U t ' " Our lawyers a re fairly good . too . I ™ce. and Mary's little lamb, were all

... M0 .use .\ . P-m- ; mentioned in the course of the even-Women s Union vs. St. Paul s Col- O n e of these days w e m a y pro- ing's debate.

h ^ r o u t l i v ^ S u ^ f u T n e u " " 1 d u c e a « o o d eng inee r—you never resentment was felt in Op-igathered together at a street-corner, has outlived its usefulness. , . j position circles when it was found but he who would offer himself as a

know. .-\nd what o ther institu- rhat the hon. member for Hardie, the chord for the lingers of democracy. Women's Union vs. St. Paul's Col- t j o n c o u l d claim a Radc l i f fe !*?d e r ° f t h e P a r t>- w a s n o t i n the cannot live without his crowd. It

lege, "That Trades Unionism - , , , Chamber: and it was openly hinted follows that we of this particular has Outlived Its Usefulness." Brown or a J o h n A n d e r s o n ? j that foul play might be responsible: era. since we live, move, and have our

8 p.m. Open Evening at Manning W e h a v e been accused of dul l f o . r h i s absence. Bitter scenes were being in a welter of democratic things. House. j L- c L ' w ' t n e s 5 e d . recriminations being are familiar with public speaking, of

t radesmanship . Such an accusa- hurled back and forth across the the platform variety, as has been no tion implies an acknowledgmen t ™ o r ot" House. The culmination 1 other age before us. When the de-FIUDAY. AUGUST • .

ciaty. Withdrawing

, . - , , , , « a s reacted when the Speaker, amid mocratic season begins, with its S*4!*?-. . t h a t t h e m o s t va luable work d o n e loud and repeated cries of "Shame" packed hustings, on every hand there

G 'n®pr*' W l t h d r a w ' n g in a Universi ty is research a longi announced that he was personally re- ariseToud-voiced platUudfnarians'who

Koom. 8 p.m. . . . . . sponsible for Mr. Hardies absence, for a brief interlude have the atten-Puhlie I i « ^ * U ^ H a l l S u m o n s l n a l * 3 ° r e v e a I s a n For some minutes the House was in, tion. only intermittently distracted, of Public Lecture, Lnion Hall, 8 p.m. I g n o r a n c e Qf t(,e ex tent to which a n uproar. l n *P>te of efforts by the every right-thinking citizen in the

such i« r a „ i « . . . U.. s p e a k e r 1 0 r e s t o r e o r d e r - State. It is perhaps the most pitiable SATURDAY. AUGUST s u c n r e s e a r c f > l s carr ied ou t b> A t l e n i f t h . Mr. Peacock was able characteristic of modern life, and the

Unmrtity Regiment. member s or our corpora t ion . announce his Ministry, but during most dangerous. Bivouac for Officers and Jf.C.O.'s \TLV question-time disorder again became Democracy battens upon two of the

"A" Coy. 7 c 7 IT 8 a n d r i f e - i most vicious fallacies which have dis-d ignined publicity on the sub- To the astonishment of members, a P | a y e 4 themselves in the human mind, j ec t ) T h e United States of A m e r - startling exhibition of inconiDetence V !? peculiar to democracy, and SUNDAY. AUGUST 10. • J v r n •• • . . on the Dart of the Under-Secretarv underlies most of the insensate aspi-

of . 'V ' C o f " ' C a c a n n o t t e a c h u s m u c h abou t w ho was obviouslv at loggerheads rations of humanity. It is the belief v i •» • I L . . . .1 i , . . .;,u .u . L - I . . J t h a t a l l m e n a r e ential . T h e o t k » r ia !

TUESDAY, AUGUST 12. Women'* Athletic Club.

Annual Sports Meeting, The Oval, 2 p.m.

Manning Houso. 0 p.m. Members' Dinner. 7.30 p.m. Members' Evening. S.U. Women's Athletic Meeting.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13. U n i o n Night Debate .

Union Hall, 7.45 p.m.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 14. N e w m a n Soc ie ty Dance .

Withdrawing Room, 8 p.m.

SATURDAY. AUGUST I t last Term U s .

Honi Soit WEDNESDAY, JULY 23,

A Race Apart?

Universities, but they can d e m o n - w ' t h the rest of the Ministry, resulted ' t ' l a t n>en are equal. The other is « r - f - i n the downfall of the Peacock Gov- ?.s o l d a s 'he hills, and a thousand s t ra te the value of publicity, in ernment. following on a censure-mo- a s obstructive It is the morbid

tion by the Deputv-Leader of the Op- "elusion that speech is a competent position. The feeling of the House ^ h j c l e of rational thought. When was indicated by howls of derision t l o c k s o f . n°rmal. unintelligent citi

tha t as in every o ther sphe re

graduates employ inevitably the it-i mocratic method of public speak . ; Possibly they are entertained; but ?{ is a form of entertainment which, to the writer a t least, j a r s the tru ;j. tional value of the Union House.

It is the tradition of the Uni-,n House which gives it its value. Wh: • passing through the University, dergraduates traverse a mental st:: in which their minds become a heal-flux, saved from disintegration by

: corporate sense of environment. TV.- .• discover exotic ideas, toy with vari-ous theories, develop propensities : laughter, and begin to mould wh -in the tragedy of middle age will :. come hidebound prejudices. But w -a few exceptions they are for : moment impervious to the crusadi influences of life. Some of them f. " the itch to talk, and attend Uni< n night, where many of the ideas fir.,i expression which are floating throu. • their minds. Always the traditin: .! atmosphere of the House modi: • such ideas. For it is essentially u 'Varsity institution, enjoyable in i;. intrinsicality only to undergraduate and young graduates, and havi re-value for such alone.

Hence we deplore these public de-bates. Nothing could be less sugges-tive of the House than the specta'!t of the public, listening to two dru.v-cards as the piece <le resistance of the evening, and then suffering glaiily Union speakers, uncomfortably in the manner of Genesis i. 16. If Union debaters delight in this form of en-tertainment, then we fear that they have been seduced by a vanity whirh is altogether alien to the piece.

SENSE O R C E N S O R S H I P ?

MONDAY. JULY U . Commits** of

Chriatsan Union. moral adolescence will be artificially G . W .

T h o s e a m o n g us w h o compla in continued until it merges painlessly "Christianity and Communism." that the public has " g o t us all ' " ° K . T . , - , "

G. V. Portus, History Room. .. . I t is obvious that a logical system wrong. perhaps never s top t o of censorship cannot be administered

TUESDAY. JULY M. think that t h e real t roub le might f . r o m • w i d * ' y «c«pted code '— . . . . . , . . . o f morals. We may say, I think with-

Union Hall, 12^5 p ! m T b e t K a t w e h a v e * o t , h e P u W , c ? u t f e a r contradiction, that there - - - - - - " - all w r o n g . " isnouniversallyacceptedcode in Aus-

, : t r » l o n the other hand we do not it is n o use our taking u p the think it can be denied that there ax«

a t t i tude that what w e d o is n o

when M r. Peacock rose to reply to z enL

s gather round the feet of some the motion: and the gag was applied ephemeral demagogue, and listen immediately. while he volleys and thunders by the

\ f r Whit* a* „e hour upon themes which are embar-U b% adr"itted at once that thTHouirriilT"thh t"th"UbH iUed l° ^n^ousb-1^ Tabituall̂

?el^ct ' ^ t - ^ e the^nl ^ e ^ I *^ r , ^ a t ' t^ 'e ; ° l ' a tor S mu^' > be ^>ssess'^ teilectual attainments of the masses. "u'deXn Ir> introducing the Bill, | o f , . x t r a knowledge, and tha*. he is quite indispensable. A fatherly pro- * h e Premier made reference to the I a b ] e t o t r a n s m i t it efficiently to their tection from the merely obscene and J

r - r t k ! j fctl0H i " minds through the communicatorv morally perverse is an attribute easily o f - the action of the cojd hard facts of virtues of the human larynx At attainable to Gout ex sua natura. We science on \ ictonan times; and men- t i m e s t h e s p eaker may well oossess do not, on the other hand, hesitate to n o " « d t h e c a s e "{ Russia also t h u s | t h e knowledge If he does it came to t a h^d m of t h

s *eL t t l e n g ? n d m ° t h r ! ? r " " J c ^ e , n K ° U t a " a P P a r e n t l > " c o n c l u s ' v e him not by ^ t e n i n g t o T p e ^ h ^ but fare Whfri i l u r . ' . n t e l i e c t u a l Th P v.. , • by writing, conversing, and reflect-tare. wnich seems about to become The ex-Premier was bitter and sar- ing. and he cannot Dass it on com the rule in this benighted continent, i donic. Hotly he asserted that , in petentlv otherwise. To commit it to is so stultifying of the intellectual j sPite of Mr. White's assurances, ideal- platform speech is to distort it imme appetites, and so relaxing of t he1 ism was the mental Glaxo that made ' 5 Stelv flagrantirtoeiU^ ii mental processes that one shall soon students believe in hard work and to the t h Z a n d and one o e S u l fcntm?e«S.nHn? 1CSS S e ' f - r e- C h i ' d i f n - Mi™ i n S ? n ? C U u s " He j influences which lie ev"r reTdyto

J w ! ? , ^ ' e S % C * p a b ' e o f . a t r u e ? . u u ^ , n support of his contention 1 contaminate thought, when a "man Mid noble judgment, more and more, Voltaire. Alexander the Great, and opens his mouth

moral invalid, so that in the end, Diogenes. Referring to the bearing The greatest thinkers of this aire grandmother will have defeated her of the Bill on tin-hare racing, Mr.: such as J . H Robinson view the ° ^ n _ e n d : * n d of training her Peacock stated that "a cynic is a ironic trage<ly of human life as be.ng

I caused by man's past, and present inability to think scientifically par-' .'o«f. And the greatest weapon of

— w . i i a i i m m n c r - . i m » u i n a v • i • l i i v . cnarges to a state of moral maturity, dog that snarls at its bettors she will entirely eliminate that stage

their ethical development and

& Saw* . . H M. Umr*j A. E. D a n . . . K. A. FlnvoHo

Practice, Philosophy Room, 1.25 p.m.

Union Withdrawing Room, 8 p.m. t . . t u n d e r l j - ing the private philosophy of!

concern ot the public; tha t if w e nearly every person in Australia. WEDNESDAY, JULY M.

Filsn Society. *" »«,»«« con temptuous silence; that it is postulates may be numbered this die- •

J. M. Ga.psr . . . N. K. l a i p a r t . Sir Jo in M a s A. L Cofcoa . . . A. F. ( M m .

I; those factors which prevent men from . using their mentalities to the far thes t .

„ . . ' extent, is the speech which is spoken , to a herd.

' * ** J It is, then, fallacious to regard public i I 1 • I speaking as instructive. One form, J I * ! ° f . i t . known as debating, is frequently] J "J * niisundtrjtood because of the fallacy,1

a • J debater who spoke as he would * • • : write a thesis, would prove a pro-I t » found bore, and be an inept debater 1 I • to boot. To be a successful debater.! ? * T 11 , 's necessary to acquire the finer; J | J J points of what is, ideally, an art , and j ® • always an entertainment. A certain

misleading familiarity with the ea*n* loqiiendi is usually requisite, but it Entertainment, Union Hall. »2.30 | d e g r a d i n g f o r u s t o e n t e r i n t o a turn, that obscenity for its own sake .

not tn M tolerated. We do not in stony silence, but when the hon. l " e speaker's gif t for entertainment.. p.m. Intar-Facalty !

Architecture v. Arts. Science v. Veterinary Science.

Union Night Debate. Union Hall, 7.45 p.m.

Lecture o n Hamlet .

8 p.m

THURSDAY, JULY 31. Christian Union.

Address, Union Hall, 1.20 ]

The House heard Mr. Peacock ou t shou ld never be permitted to cloud nuWIiV -I: I ~ , . " c "2 stony silence, but when the hon. the speaker's gif t for entertainment. public discussion ot Universi ty pass judgment on the validity of this member for Rodgers rose, he was j Furthermore, since the spectacle is

! affairs. W e are n o longer in the ? i j U ™ P u ! ° \ b " t , m4

e r d y . f s * e r t . t l l , t greated with jeers and catcalls. Pale; depressing, of a large audience which Darlr i „ » , „ L . » _ • • , . f S " obtain wide ac- but determined, he waited for a lull ' s n ? t the joke, for debating to

Ages, when people might ceptance and are common to nearly in the uproar, and announced firmly' flourish happily there should be an have swal lowed tliat sort o l thing. A, , . . . t i? i m s m o ™ » existing in that the last war was an event of . exclusive and traditional group of

Australia. great seriousness. (Loud and contiji-' listeners. Senses of humour differ > At this stage the ex-, w ' t h environment, and as soon as the

. . . . . . . , "«=»- l reasurer hurriedly quitted the coterie merges into that indefinite en-!° .. I * ' t were, it can easily be seen Chamber, his unavoidable absence be-j t i ty which we usually term "the pub-

uld be to elimi»-»- ! »--- * — - • - ! « « » — — » — « _ .._ rs of letters . r „ v . „ „ l l v , - . . v l l l

the garbage. This has been, and is, to Amy Jolson and Al. Johnson. Mr. I hy conviction. And conviction is the

Sir Mungo MacCallum, Great Hall, | n any case, if t ha t were t h e The censorship should be regulated ued s tand we took, w e cou ld no t in t o .f* common conven- Treasurer hurriedly quitted the c°terie merges into that indefinite en • . . . . f l

1 J ' 0 " 8 : . H 11 w . e r e- 11 c« l easily be seen Chamber, his unavoidable absence be- j tity which we usually term " f justice complain if t h e feel ing were that its, function would be to eliminaU i„g apologised for by the Leader of , i c " t h e r e springs naturally reciprocated. W e would soon g e t ! r » . l l " n - C r l J f ! t e r S ° n l y h i s P a r t>- W'th a brief reference i easiness which can be soothed only

P " b l ' c in to the f r a m e of m i a d now a natural function of govera- : Rodger's then concluded his" ' in t«- ;Kod-parent of platitude. In an ex-Dr. Trikojus on "Present and i n which it wou ld be r e a d y to be- c h *" . r uP t e < 1 sPeech. ! elusive group, however, with a tradi-

Future Position of Coal Tar .. racter. But when this function is un- A telling attack on the Bill was! tional method of approach, points of Products," Organic Chemistry heve anyth ing about u s wh ich our warrantably extended to enable a n o w launched by Mr. Simblist, who I view can be taken which exhibit Theatre. t r aducers — a n d w e h a v e t h e m „ ,11 „ ' , d ? W " .U": ; h a d quietly re-entered the Chamber, speech in one of its more satisfactory

h a a h l n ^ , e ^ T h e Premier, he contended. had | a sPeets as a vehicle of thought. The ~ ~ merely \ \ hitewashed cynicism, and v a ' u e depends upon the exclusiveness.

Arts' To Tourn Technical Society. — like t o say a n d pr int . W e has been out of date since dad was a

Address by Dr. A. J . Gibson.-"Im-! u boy, then it is time to raise the stand-portance of Ante-Natal Super-1 y m e a n s a racc apar t . It a r d of reason against the menace of vision in Obstetrics," Hunter- we were, we h a d n o r ight t o ask reactionary prudery. ian Theatre, 1.15 p.m. the public, t h rough its G o v e r n - , Censorship, apart from this natural

Engineering Clab. . - i s • i • 1 "unction, becomes an impediment to Dinner, Withdrawing Room, 6.30 " lent , t o bui ld u s a University, clear perception and free thought as

p.m. Meeting later in P.N.R I T h e Univers i ty w a s bui l t , because systems of criticism have become in l of :— , . . the spheres of a r t , plastic and liter-

the Csovernment of the d a y real- ary, musical and choreographic. By ised tha t a Univers i ty w a s neces- a n d . ' a rKe. we have got used to al-

,. , . , lowing our critics to think for us and sary in an en l igh tened c o m m u n - our brains to atrophy. They have i ty; t ha t its g r adua t e s cou ld b e P royed a burden and a nuisance, em-

School of Engineering.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 1. Inter-Faculty Football .

Law v. Engineering, 2.15 p.m. Medicine v. Dentistry, 3.15 p.m.

Newman Society. of s o m e va lue t o t h e Sta te . F o r StUd8 S , e > Withdrawin* Boom, j the Mke of argument, let u , for. Evangelical Union. ' get our na tu ra l m o d e s t y a n d assert

A u * j t h a t S y d n e y U n i v e r s i t y h a s t h e Arts' Tennis Tournasssont. SATURDAY. AUGUST *7.

Inter-Faculty Eight*. Blackwattle Bay, 3 p.m.

MONDAY, AUGUST. 4. Bank Holi<

University Closed.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST «. Film Society.

Entertainment, Union Hall, 12.30

Inter-Faculty Footbal l . Veterinary Science v. Arts, 2.15

p.m. Science v. Engineering, 3.15 p.m.

Uaioa Night Debate. Union Hall, 7.45 p.m.

Lecture o n Hamlet . Sir Mungo MacCallum, Great Hall

8 p.m. Law Soc ie ty D a n c e .

Farmer's Blaxland Galleries, 8 p.m i

S ta te ' s best brains . Surely, if t h e I S ta t e p r o v i d e s t h e m e a n s fo r t h e d e v e l o p m e n t of those mighty in-tellects, it is ent i t led t o r e a p some benef i t f r o m their e f for ts?

Well then, w e a r e no t a r ace apar t . W e have , ins tead, been honoured b y t h e S ta t e t o t h e ex-tent of be ing a l lowed to s tudy a t its Universi ty in the h o p e tha t our bra ins a re wor th deve loping . W o u l d it not be bet ter , ins tead of resenting criticism, mer i ted or otherwise, t o t a k e t h e publ ic into our conf idence, a n d p r o v e t o its sat isfaction ( a n d w e c a n ) tha t

ancipation from whom, howeevr, is well nigh a lost hope. Are we, there-fore, going to permit a new critic, with powers greater even than those with which our ancestors voluntarily (if unconsciously) endowed the John-sons, Jeffreys, Times Literary Sup-plements and such literary bludgers, to dictate not only our criteria of taste but also to control our know-ledge of facta as well? Can any democratic government justify its exclusion or garbling of material (whether literary or not) which merely challenges its status or intro-duces propaganda distasteful to it-self. Should the democracy not rather remember J . S. Mill, its pat-ron saint and rely for support and protection on the new intellectual strength that would be acquired by a people vested with responsibility for its own thoughts? If it cannot do so on the other hand, or if it feara to defend its position at the bar of reason, does it not deserve to fall or be modified? And are we going to allow it to keep for the defence of its own vested interest a weapon which by means of timely resolution could be snatched from its hand?

had left entirely out of account its bad effects on the imaginative acti-vities of the nation. His statement, .owever, was challeneged by the In-dependent member (Mr. Storey), who lauded scepticism and maintained that a cynic was a kind of sceptic.

The member for Gill followed. Feeling himself the very devil of a fellow, he announced, "I am an out-an-out cynic," then, folding his arms, he calmly awaited the House's cen-sure, with a kind of elongated-Nap-oleon effect.

More excitement was provided by a scathing attack on the late Mr. Theodore by the hon. member for Nolan. The gentleman referred to, in Mr. Nolan's opinion, represented the acme of cynicism. This was de-nied, however, by the member for Fitzpatrick, who in a sound maiden speech held that cynicism was essen-tial to the continuance of society.

The Under-Secretary then spoke briefly and involvedly; and was fol-™ e d by Mr. Grace, who exposed Mr. Nolan, who had exposed Mr. Theo-dore, who had exposed himself to criticism.

Mr. McGechan, who had been for some time counterfeiting the actions of a gas-filled balloon on a string whose other end is controlled bv a very small boy, now at last succeeded in catching the Speaker's eye, and, having expressed his willingness to bow to the hon. member for Sim-bust, sat down again.

The vote was taken at 10 p.m., and. the members of the Opposition cynically voting with the Government, was carried without a dissentient voice.

I t follows that the value of the Union House depends upon its exclu-siveness. One is therefore disap-pointed to observe the habit into which it has fallen during the last eighteen months, of holding occa-sional public debates, to which the public a re invited, and at which they may even speak. I t strikes a griev-ous blow at the tradition of the Union House, and therefore a t i ts value. No doubt the University owes a duty to the public. It is m duty to instruct. But it is difficult to see what instruction the public can re-ceive from listening to a debate in which two variously prominent men and some dozen obscure young under-

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W e d n e s d a y , J u l y 2 3 , 1 9 3 0 . H O N I S O I T

LITERARY LAPSES Dear Sir,—I was aghast and hor-

rified, indeed, to And that I have re-cently been playing various parts in an unconscious state. I t would ap-pear that I, bedecked in 'green jacket red cap and white owl's feather, ' took to the wilds round the Law School with my bow and arrow, tha t I did, in the aforesaid place, cast the said arrows, together with a motley array of meat axes and hatchets, feloniously about the landscape and thereby gouge the hearts out of three cock-sparrows who chirped eerily in the dusty eaves of the aforesaid dusty place. Now that was all very sad.

In the next act I play a part in the 'Dead Marines.' Here I spend a won-derful time amidst 'sobbing necro-philes' (old friends of Sir Thomas Browne,

I k Medical l . » m « l Dear Sir,—I should like to correct

the statements made by Mr. D. M. Selby and by "Chancery," in "Honi Soit" for Julv 16, that "Blackacre" is now the only independent Faculty magazine published a t the University. The "Sydney University Medical Journal" (now on the crest of a "big-ger and brighter movement") has never failed to appear regularly since its inception, and will continue to be published once a term.

Yours faithfully, DOUGLAS ANDERSON,

Sub.-Editor, "S.V. Medical Journal."

The fact is that these three doughty, adolescent Cost Chasers are indulging in a most admirable piece

. . . .. of fooling. Sure, all the rest of the r e™ e° 1 '* | , l feasting on a { University expect that sort of thing corpse ' ha t isn't dead a t all (a poor f r o r a the Law people, a t Commems. relation of the Irish Bull, I think). - - -My next is 'A Tavern in the Town.' There is something homely about this scene with its bewitching melting pot, froth and all. Oh, I forgot to say-that in between times I 'launched an attack' on someone or something. I hope it was not on the saucy little

Dear Sir,—I was very upset to notice that my letter to you a fort-night ago has been taken up in al-together a wrong way by a few silly men. I regard their invitations to meet me a t various low places as highly insulting, and it just shows you how impossible the men in this University are. And I wouldn't dream of going out with such fools, anyway.

I still think there ought to be some society or something where men and women could meet each other. Mr. Gosper tells me that all American in-stitutions have places like this, and they are a go-ahead race. Even if men and women students didn't even-tually mate, quite a lot of good work could be done, don't you think?

Please don't publish any more re-plies to my letters unless they are; a t least well-bred.

MRS. SHELLEY, Junior.!

necrophiles. Really. I have been having a hectic

and devilish, not to say perfectly bold, time, according to my official bio-grapher, Mr. Selby.

At this stage, I disappear from a leading part and sink into the back-

particularly, and a t any other old time generally. It is a pity that this arrived too late for last Commem.! all the same. j — — —

This legal 'Moonshine' comedy, in Dear Sir.—I'm sure you will agree three acts, each an echo of the others,: w j t h me that "Mortified Male" has is to be commended for its plot, which been to too many talkies. His ideas lacks any foundation either on facts 0f women students throwing cocktail or ordinary commonsense. It con- parties, etc., are certainly culled tains, therefore, some delightful gems of humour.

There is that one about 'one jour-nal found after careful enquiry.' I ts audacious mendacity is a joy to me.

The insinuation that I was out for ground to provide a malignant atmo- the gore of a little bull ant, 'Black-sphere for the play. You see, Mr. Editor, that I merely played a series of short blinds or curtain raisers to this piece de resistance called 'Blmck-arre,' taken from the book of the same name. I have heard much of this book but was never fortunate enough to get a glimpse of it. You will not blame me for this when you know that only three hundred copies appear a t intervals. Its great repu-tation and 'high literary standard' ensure so rapid and speedy a sale that you never find it on a bookstall. Even the 'Booklover' and 'Red Page' can never get a copy to review and are quite angry about i t ; so are the other two thousand four hundred members of the Brotherhood who are denied the great privilege. I am in-formed 'a f ter careful enquiry' that the Mitchell and Fisher have installed special steel burglar-proof safes to ensure the safety of their precious copies, and a very wise thing,

acre,' is a perfect scream. I t one of a verv busy elephant halting his stride to kick a wild flea in the ankle. The finest joke came last in Mr. Selby's own first 'act. ' I t was that on 'the haughty patronage of the Most Honourable Order of Rail-sitters.' When it is remembered that every one, even all the Law folk, are to get a free copy of the next 'Hermes,' this joke is superb.

As for poor old 'Chancery,' well, I am afraid that so long that so long as he is satisfied to play the par t o f ' look a t tile men ! Jus t a mere echo, just so long will he re- at the sports coats, the grey

from films of American collegiate life.

I should like to remind him that the co-eds. of the screen are chosen for their beauty and not for their brains. To graduate for a part on the screen one needs a pretty face, a good figure, and a well turned ankle —to graduate to Sydney University one has to pass in Mathematics—and Maths, are so detrimental to a wo-

But apart from the fact tha t your correspondent's ideas are somewhat distorted I must admit that the criti-cism is to a certain extent warranted. There are women students whose brains do not excuse their unattrac-tive appearance, and why? The reason is not f a r to be sought. Jus t

glance flannel

his intellectual Chancery. and creaseless bags, the shoei with a I have noted the plea of that giddy j week's collection of University mud

little villain. "Paracelsus," for the upon them,—and—it puts my teeth control of the section on 'Nursery on edge to think of them—the purple Rhymes.' When the Law School socks. starts to write for 'Hermes' he can j See them a s they go to lectures, consider that job his, but not until prima facie*, their eyea heavy with a then, I'm afraid. i night's orgy of study, their thoughts

Yours, etc., focussed on the interesting proof of A. F. OSBORNE. 's theorem, or as to who wrote

C E L E S T I A L I N T E L L I G E N C E

ZEUSTJPSET U N I V E R S I T Y S O C I E T Y

I M P L I C A T E D

A complaint has been received from Zeus, through his University repre-sentative, "Hermes," that the Olym-pian grandeur of the Chemistry Building has been desecrated in a manner which is most distasteful to His omnipotence. I t will be remem-bered that when the Chemistry Build-ing was brought to the University, and placed in the nobler, rarer at-mosphere of Science Street, Professor Todd, who has had a very sound clas-sical training, remarked that the frontal expanse of the new addition would make a perfect Greek Theatre. This suggestion lingered happily in the minds of members of the Classi-cal Association, and no doubt one day would have matured, had not the regrettable incident to which we re-fer forever stained the classic purity of the proscenium, and banished the favour of Zeus, who has no love for Bohemianism and other post-classical distortions.

It appears that one afternoon last week the attention of passers-by was directed to the proscenium, upon which a group of bizarre individuals were erecting strange hoardings.

Some were clad in smocks, which concealed rather than revealed the figure, and thi» ungrecian habit aroused immediate suspicions amongst the onlookers, that something sinister was on foot. The appear-ance of large wooden boards, upon which some ultra-modern hand had smeared ascetic twelfth-century tor-soes, confirmed the anxiety now de-finitely fixed, and more than one on-looker was observed, like Aeneas, to weep, aa the sacrilege was topped with the swishing of paint.

It is felt that Zeus will probably resent this practically, and we would not be surprised if, during the per-formances of S.U.D.S.' production in August, thunderbolts should be hurled upon the stage.

Consulted late last night. Profes-sor Todd stated that this outcome was by no means unlikely, as Greek litera-ture shows this to have been a fav-ourite method of Zeus when irritated.

DON'T RUN AWAY SOCIAL CALENDAR IF YOU WANT TO BE

A COMMUNIST Speaking of early experiments in

Communistic Society, Mr. G. V. Por-tus told members of the Christian union that the real flaw in the schemes of Robert Owen, Fourrier, and others lay in the fact that they attempted to solve the industrial problem by running away to America instead of staying a t home to impress their ideas on the society which they

Festoons of streamers of purple and white, aided by multi-coloured bal-loons turned the Refectory into a veritable land of gaiety on Friday last when the Faculty of Dentistry beld its annual dance.

Over the dancers hung a gigantic pair of forceps, with a newly-drawn tooth in a vice-like a grip, but this memory-stirring sight did not prevent any of the guests having a most en-joyable evening.

In the official party were Professor wished to reform. This 'Robinson I Fairfax and Professor Reading, Drs Crusoe' socialism could never be ef- Carlton, Bayldon, Crane, Messrs. Mui-tective. ler, R. Barry, Mrs. Carlton, Misses

Referring to the early history of Brasingdon, McLean, and Weaver Communism, he said that Plato's 'Re- Science Society's Annual Tennis public' was written at a time when ™ " " - — slave labour was menacing the se-curity of the free artisan. In the 'Republic' slavery was to be contin-

Par ty was held on the Women's Courts last Saturday. Unfortunately, this fixture clashed with several De-partmental Excursions which had

ued, but private property abolished, been postponed from previous week Aristotle replied to this with the j ends owing to inclement weather, and statement that the evil of society lay j the attendance naturally suffered as not in private property, but in man's; a result. Nevertheless, a very enjov-nature. table day rewarded those who did at-

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Speculation is rife among Johns-men as to the cause of John Aber-crombie's facial injuries. He came off the field af ter last Wednesday's football match with Andrews with a suspicious looking depressio* in his left cheek. Some are quite convinced that he turned around and bit him-self in remorse, others more sceptical, that he encountered a carniverous breakaway. Possibly he fell on the corner of the football .but Quien Sabe?

The game was most enjoyable from a player's viewpoint, and, if we were defeated, we were a t least able to realise that the victors were a very fine combination—we extend to them our hearty congratulations. We are looking forward to the remaining games.

One remarked Benning on the line on Wednesday, hopeful tha t someone would bear the John's eagle through those Andrewsian stalwarts. Re bemoaned his inability to play, but did the next best thing by offering the first Johnsman to score an open order a t Mine Hosts. Unhappily for Mine Host the first man to score was Paul Sheenan.

We have noticed a revival in Johns of that much discussed and possibly entertaining game—bridge. Whether men are taking it up with a con-scious desire to use it for fu ture re-ference, when, af ter graduation, they are battling with the world (or part of it) in a country town, we do not know, but it has ousted from the common-room all other games of that ilk.

Theer is much that is original in college humour. "Will you have plum pudding. Mr. B " he was asked a t dinner the other night. He replied listlessly that "he would have crumb pudding, thank you," and when tartly informed that there never was, nor would, or could, be such a thing as "crumb pudding." in the f ru i t variety of sweets, sarcastically contended that it could easily have been made of breadfruit.

The Federal Budget has been the subject of quite a lot of criticism, and F.W. is anxiously inquiring if the latest tariff schedule affects im-ports from Scotland.

One of More's main ideas was that many social evils were the result of the struggle for foreign markets. Ac-cordingly, Utopia was to be self-sup-porting and self-sufficient. Nowhere was there any limit of democratic control of industry.

The French Revolution and the Industrial Revolution may be said to have combined to produce socialism. One destroyed privilege by birth, and the other set up privilege by wealth. In the van of the Socialist movement were a group of Social ex peri mentors, labelled the Utop-ians, who thought the necessary re-forms were to be effected by con-scious, voluntary effort. Altogether they established not less than two hundred communistic groups in North America. These groups may be divi-ded into those of which the primary interest was religion, to which Com-munism was incidental, and those which were primarily Communistic. These settlements failed universally, but the religious tended to last longer "•an the Communistic.

Many false inferences had been drawn from these failures. There had been a tendency to regard them as cautionary tales for Communists. —complete proofs of the impractic-ability of Communism. Yet the later Marxian theory led to the belief that the system under which they failed to prosper was that which must ulti-mately succeed the present one. His-tory showed that human nature can undergo the required change, but it also showed that the change must be gradual. The work of the Utopians nad its inspirational value; it was a t any rate a protest against satisfied acquiescence in existing evils. But unless inspiration was supported by hard work and keen reasoning, it must always be a misdirected force. Many students at this University had their idealistic enthusiasm fo r social regeneration; if they could compre-hend the Marxian dogma without re-lapsing into fatalism and could en-quire and investigate without know-ledge making them disillusioned and cynical they might perform valuable work for their time.

Shakespeare's plays. They don't so much as glance at the women stu-dents. They have no time to notice a pretty face or ankle, they have not even time to be polite. A man stu-dent with manners is so rare an ani-mal that I doubt that the Sydney University has yet been able to se-cure a specimen.

No! I have yet to find the man student for whom I could be bothered powdering my nose.

"FINNICKY FEMALE." • 'With unshaven face."

"HANDS OFF INDIA On Friday, July 4, a t 3 p.m.,

there was held under the leadership of Mr. E. R. Walker, the first i t • Mriaa of study circles on the ques-tion of "Hands Off India." I t was decided to begin the study with a brief historical survey of British re-lations with India, giving special at-tention to the Montague-Ch' lmsford Reforms (1920), and the work of the Simon Commission. The racial and religious obstacles to self-government will then be discussed, and will be followed by a review of the national-ist movement in India, the work of Mr. Ghandi, and the attitude of the Communists towards the present situation.

In this connection, Mr. Higgins will give an address on "Hands Off India," a t 1,25 p.m. on Wednesday, July 23, in the Philosophy Room. All those interested are invited to attend both this address and the sub-sequent meetings of the study-circle, which will be held a t 3 p.m. every Friday in Mr. Walker's room.

MORE LUNCH HOUR PLAYS

On Monday next, July 28, the Dramatic Society will present two more plays during the lunch hour. These will be:— "The Confederates," a play telling of a man and a woman who visit a lawyer a t midnight and

In "Fancy Free." the scene is set in a hotel and the situations which occur a re intriguing..

The S.U.D.S. orchestra will com-mence its overture a t 1.5 p.m. Cost of admission, 6d.

tend. It was good to see four bers of the staff present. Miss T. Rey-°Wft D r . V . M. Trikojus, President ™ the Science Society, Messra. P. D. Mellor and G. F. Naylor.

On Wednesday, July 16, science stu-dents abandoned chem. coats and locked lockers, and turned out in all splendour to attend their Faculty Ball, which took place in the Refec-tory. Sparkler and balloon dances were novel and exciting features of the evening, and the Bunsen Burners —so as to give the final touch to the gaiety of the occasion, were gold. Dr. Trikojus received the guests, as-sisted by Miss Bertha Trikojus wear-ing chartreuse green union. The offi-cial party also included Professor and Mrs. Osborne. The latter wore black georgette and was presented with a posy of red roses and sweet peas. Professor and Mrs. Daken, Professor and Mrs. Holmes, Professor and Mrs. Fawcitt and Dr. Lions also at-tended.

The success of the dance was largely due to the enthusiastic Ladies' Committee, which included Miss Lor-raine Snyder, who found time amongst her many other activities to join in 'he fun and wore peach moire. Miss v alda Dent's lido blue georgette

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frock was relieved by a natural shoulder spray of pink rosebuds. Miss Edith Galeard wore apricot taffeta and Miss Kitty Back effectively com-bined floral lame and georgette. Miss Enid Edmund's frock was smoke gray Soi i l taffeta. Miss Bessie Hodge loo!:°d charming in her georgette gown. Miss Lentive Denne, who took t h j responsibility of arranging all the entrancing decorations, danced in mid-night blue georgette. Miss E. Goul-ston wore frilled blue ninon. Miss Joan Spruson chose apricot velvet and georgette. Miss Ellen Renshall was frocked in pink tulle, while Miss Mar-jorie Moore looked particularly well in an ankle length frock of primrose moire.

On Wednesday, July 30, the An-nual Mixed Doubles Tennis Tourna-ment of the Arts ' Society will begin. Matches will be played on the Wo-men's Courts. An entrance fee of 1/- is to be charged, and afternoon tea will be provided a t the nominal cost of 4d.

The Students' Representative Corn-ell urgently desires that all accounts for Festival, Ball, and Dinner should be settled immediately.

Outstanding accounts with reput-able city firms must be settled with-out delay; also it is necessary that books should be available for audit purposes as soon as possible.

Cheques in settlement should be ad-dressed to the Treasurer, Students' Representative Council, c/o. Union.

For Students' Representative Coun-cil,

A. D. EDWARDS, Honorary Treasurer.

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4 HONI SOIT Wednesday, July 23. 1930.

PERSONAL AND MISSING FRIENDS

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Frank O'Grady.

RUGBY UNION

'Varsity Wins Again

BACKS IMPROVE

St. Andrews Should Win To-Day's Football Final FINE GAME

St Andrew's Defeat St PauTs LAST ROUND

St. John's May Repeat Last Year's Success

S«. A a * o w > > h a u U M H I W n b ; I k * l a t r r - C o l k i i a t o f o o t b a l l IrtU, w h i c h t h o y k a n h o U , i a c o 1 S S 7 .

St. P a a l ' . m a y l u n A f t c i K y w i t h S t . J o k i ' i , w h o i h o w W fiao ! « • l a i t w o o h a f a i a r t W t t W y .

Last week's match between St. Wesley, Ahrens was a tower of; Paul's and St. Andrew's Colleges was strength, whilst Deacon at half-back one of the best exhibitions of football showed great possibilities. ever seen in these contests. St. John's will be full of confidence

Saturday, not only The reds were slow in starting, and when they meet St. Paul's to-day. St. Andrew's took command during I the first half, establishing a fairly substantial lead. After the interval, St. Paul's were a different tenm, their forwards showed better form and se-cured more of the ball for the backs.

Bob Smith, who played on the wing in the latter period had plenty of opportunities to show his speed.

SURPRISES

'Varsity maintained the previous week's stand-ard, but they improved on it to de-feat Western Suburbs in a most in-teresting evenly fought game on Sat-urday. The fluctuations in the scores kept the partisans of each side on the tiptoe of excitement.

Although the margin was only five points, 22-17, the worth of 'Varsity's effort is best appreciated when one considers that Wests scored only one try, the balance of their points being due to the phenomenal kicking of Stewart from penalties.

I t would be difficult to single out any one of 'Varsity backs for special praise as each did his share all the time. Bill Hemmingway ran in more; determined fashion than usual and showed up well. Geoff. Dangar was u rock in defence and good in attack. while his kicking was the best seen in ! a 'Varsity team for some time. He kicked two penalty goals and con-' verted two tries, all the kicks being at \ difficult angles, and the penalties from — a long way out.

a very high standard. St. Paul's McMahoo'i Fiao Play. showed superiority in this depart-

! ment. The win was in no small way due' In the backs, St. Andrews held the

to the manner in which the 'Varsity i upper hand. "Wink" Kennedy in par-backs bottled up the Western Sub- ticular was responsible for some fine urbs threequarter line. McMahon movements. James, a t half back didn't give Sid. King a chance to get played well, but his lack of weight into his stride, and the rest of the w a s a handicap. backs tackled their men unerringly.; At the start of the game Barker and W—Uy ». St M a ' i . Kennedy were a little unsteady, but soon settled down. Mutton especially . This match, though lacking the tackled well, and handled and kicked fin® points of the other, proved

SIXTH ROUND League Facultv Games

ft. Emanuel playing in the Open Singles.

The sixth round of the inter-Fac-ulty competition was played on Sat-

Both packs fought desperately and urday at Birchgrove Oval. There was the forward play in general was of a good attendance. Each of the

matches was stubbornly contested = = = = = ~ throughout, the scores being very

WOMEN'S SPORT ' V a r s i t y A g a i n V i c t o r i o u s

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safely. . good exhibition. St. John's had the satisfaction of scoring their first vic-tory over Wesley for many years.

Clark, the St. John's winger, proved himself to be a player of high class. J . Bohane did well at five eight; he was unfortunate to be injured. For

On Saturday last. University I. de-even. ; feated Kookaburra I. by 2-1. Holmes

Next Saturday's games will con- j and Hedberg scoring one goal each, stitute the last round of the series, j Although this was a win it brought The semi-finals and finals will be no credit to the 'Varsity. Never has played on the week following the com-, the first team shown such listlessness bined inter-faculty trip to Bathurst, and such a lack of both individual

; skill and good team work. Forwards ; and defence muddled each other; the forwards losing many opportunities

I of shooting, and the defence failing again and again to clear the ball. If such play is continued the team will certainly lose its first place in the competition, and will fare badly a t Inter-'Varsity in August.

Basket Ball

Last Saturday, the 'Varsity Basket Ball Team played M.L.C. Old Girls, and won 38-11. In spite of the weak scoring of the M.L.C.O.G., the game was keen, and a fairly strong wind made goal-throwing difficult.

Although the 'Varsity has lost B. Pirie, who played centre, the team combined well with P. Mclntyre in that position.

Little tuition before the match.—D. Buyer putting while J. Trude look*

on at the University golf.

Freshmen Win Again

SEMI-FINALS Seeded Players Defeated

FILM SOCIETY FIXTURES

TO-DAY DOLORES COSTELLO in "Glad Rag Doll"

(All Talking)

FRIDAY, July 25. The Battle of the Sexes'

(Silent Picture) W i t k V i l . p l . . i S a p p t l .

There were more surprises last I — — week in the University Tennis Cham- W E D N E S D A Y . J u l v V l pionships. In the Open Singles, Len. j . 7 , , ^ V ^ 1 . Hart created a jn i ld sensat ionby de- T h e T i m e , " f P l a c e .

and the Girl" W M i B E T T Y C O M M O N .

(Vitaphone)

RUGBY LEAGUE 'Varsity Team Improves

feating Alec. Provan. the 'Varsity captain, a f ter a hard tussle. Provan was not as severe as usual, but Hart played very well indeed.

J . S pence, a promising freshman, ran Reg. Stewart very close in their match. Spence led 6-5 in the third set, but Stewart recovered well to win the set. 8-6. Vic. Hyde defeated Ranald Emanuel, one of the four "seeded" players, in straight sets, thereby entering the semi-final round. Reg. Stewart has also reached this stage and the other two semi-finalists will be drawn from Len. Hart . Fred. 1 rince, Bert Sundstrom. and Jock Lee.

J. Show, Forai

J . Spence. Alan Smith and Jock Lee have qualified for the semi-final round in the Undergraduates Singles the remaining place to be filled by the winner of the Jim Hart versus Fred. Prince match. The outstanding match in this event was that in which Jock Lee defeated Bert. Sundstrom at 7-5 in the third set. Lee, although

Incident in last week's College Match. It. Carson is waiting for the imss.

LACROSSE 'Vars i ty v. Eas tern Suburbs

and Katoomba, which is scheduled to take place on the first week-end in August. This trip has been the cause of much enthusiasm and rivalry on the part of those who consider them-selves as having possible chances of selection, and we guarantee next weeks games to provide plenty of excitement. Arts, Pharmacy, and Law are certainties as semi-finalists, the fourth team being the winners of the Economics-Engineering match

The forwards played well against a heavier pack, but again the free kicks against the front row men were much in evidence.

Morton, Love, and Elias did great work in the close play as usual, and Dezarnaulds was well to the fore. Carson, playing his initial game in the firsts, did extremely well in the rucks and in the loose. It is going to be hard to leave him out again.

F a u l t y R o c h n t -

One weakness the forwards showed was in heeling the ball from the rucks. Though they held Wests in the rucks, and stopped them from breaking through, 'Varsity did not seem able to get the ball back quickly and cleanly.

The combination in the backs was good, and if they had had more of the oall, 'Varsity's score would have been much bigger.

It was a good satisfactory display and 'Varsity thoroughly deserved the win. The team is now level for sec-ond place in the premiership table.

RESERVE GRADE

The Reserves had another good win. The backs were disorganised by j the loss of Bohane; Gibson playing a t J five-eighth. He unfortunately dropped; •some easy passes, but otherwise played | a good game.

Outstanding in this game was Cliff i Ahrens who kicked goals from all over the field, one being from a spot a foot inside half way. He also scored

'Varsity was unlucky not to win n e x t Saturday. against Easts last week. The defence played a hard and solid game, and is: Law »• Scioaco. proving a good combination.

The first quarter was scoreless and ' Law had to put into practice all evenly contested, but in the second, their wiles to defeat Science by 13 the 'Varsity attack, combining well, t 0 8- Science were outplayed in the netted the ball right at the start. first half, the scores at interval being Clever play behind the goal by New-113 to 2, but came to light with their man presented an opening in Easts t r " e form in the second, adding six defence and a fast pass to Gorrie Points, while their opponents scored yielded a second goal. Just after nil. Cutcliffe's exhibition attracted half-time Easts responded, and the I m u f h attention. He has been Law's game slowed up until in the last I outstanding forward this vear, and quarter, the sun confused the goal- with his tackling and staying ability keeper. Robinson, enabling Easts to should go far in the game. O'Reilly net four goals in rapid succession, j again showed fine form and made Varsity rallied and again scored be-1 many openings. Science have in

fore full time, to lose 5-3. Gorrie's play as centre was txcel-

lent and newcomers Latham and Brine.v performed very well as wing-defences.

Altogether, the display was very satisfactory and 'Varsity is proving a fast team that should meet with greater success in future.

HOCKEY Union A . and Medic ine Win .

Union A had a fairly comfortable victory over Western Suburbs. The scoring was well divided up among the forwards, and in addition Mow-att, a half, scored a neat goal. Mac-donald and Oliver played well, though

Inter-'Vanity

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A. Cohen in action against R. IF her rett, in the Undergrads. Singles.

Black a forward of no mean worth, and Hutchinson is a tower of strength among the backs. The scorers were: For Law, Cutcliffe, Rowles, Hidden, tries, Mclnerney, 2 goals; for Science, Curtis and Hutchinson, tries; Laugh-Ian, a goal.

P h a r m a c y » . MMIMHM.

Though losing to Pharmacy by 10 to J. Medicine fought a sterling battle

i T i S . " - a , t o i e t h e r s c o r e d H £ ? J ? i t e r , a c . k s something of his old j f o r m ^ c e " " - C r e l i t a b l e P o -teen points. M. Burfitt scored his usual try, j ->ient~ in , ™ ...» u s u a . display'was

whistle?"rather c,ose to the JSS Austin—"Baby"-to the bobites— | in Union's favour SC° rC W 8 S . .an.<1 . t o w a r d s the finish were

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though the rest were not f a r behind, mer 3, Donovan 1 Carrodus again fought well for the ' l o s e r s . while Hart 's kicking alone

seems to have recovered his former dash and played a good game.

Hayes, Cunningham. Veness and! Gee" wew pwhap^ThTlJest'of

makes him a valuable member of Pharmacy's ranks. The scorers for Pharmacy were Barratt , Hudspeth, tries; Hart, 2 goals; for Medicine, Ritchie, a goal.

Arts

Western Suburbs supporters ha<l many anxious moments during the first half at Pratten Park on Satur day, and a t half-time only one point separated the two teams.

In the next half they forged ahead to win by 34 to 17, but it was "Var-sity's ill-luck that two palpably wrong decisions on the par t of the referee gave Wests two tries which were converted, thus adding ten points. This, coupled with a lack of sting in 'Varsity's tackling in the second half probably robbed them of victory, as they met a side affected by injuries. The game was of an ex-citing nature, the tries mostly being the results of concerted movements, although easily the most spectacular was an individual effort by McMen-amin. who bumped off several defend-ers, including McMillan, before going over.

' V a n i t y O p a a a S c o r i a * . First blood for 'Varsity came from

agraaiiijim-junur << a w e " judged pass by Quinlan to amawaciaiBiBBSMMHMMaiBMiaBSIBI Lowe, who in turn transferred to lacking severitv i« i j . S k ' P P " The latter showed a makes i w m J S , ' r l 1 s 0 ' u l and surprising burst and went over in the manes reco\eries from apparent win — ners.

The Special Singles, as usual. proved to be the most popular event, there being 30 entrants. There were still 10 of these left in last Satur-day. and it is very difficult to fore-cast the winner. It would not sur-prise, however, if Vic. Hyde. Jock: I.ee. J . Spence and Murray Edwards , entered the semi-final round.

Jim Hart, by defeating "Cobber" Morgan in straight sets, reached the r ina l in the Freshers' Singles. The other semi-finalists are Bert Sund-strom and J . Spence.

Spence in the University Tenuis Championships.

By defeating Bert. Sundstrom and * fed. Prince in the Open Doubles, Alan Smith and Ranald Emanuel have reached the final. This match was one of fluctuating fortunes. The latter pair ran off with the first set, 6-2, but the score was reversed in the second set. The third set was a terrific struggle, first one pair and then the other gaining the lead. Prince and Sundstrom had a fine chance when they led 7-6, with the latter to serve, but Smith and Eman-uel recovered well and eventually ran out winners, 11-9, in the third set. Alan Smith volleyed and

corner. A feature of the game was the fact that although 13 tries were scored, only four were converted.

McMenamin was outstanding amongst the forwards. Besides scor-ing himself, he gave McNeill the

. . .» ovv. t ransfer which resulted in a t ry, and smashed 'defended a b l y . N e x t in order was

ning to end, Arts emerged victorious | The Undergraduates and Special IK .*? . ? ] 0 ? . W ? f 2 to nil. Fori Doubles at trafted £ £ r emr ieTSl td

brilliantly for the winners and Bert.; R u b i e . whose display was of a high Sundstrom served and drove well for , e v e ' i n sP' te of the fact that he had the opposition. J im Garvin and Alec. *\ , v e n a Pint of blood in a transfu-

sion on the Thursday previous to the i match. He was all in a t the conclu-sion, but had proved a bulwark for his side and scored a good t ry .

Frank Benning was absent owing to a recurrence of a knee injury.

In the backs McNeill showed that he is adapting himself readily to first grade play. His anticipation and backing up were features, his two tries coming as a result of being "on the spot." "Nip" Ward played his usual good game at half, on his first reappearance since a broken hand put

| him out of action, while Buckley at full back proved that his displav against Easts was not a flash. Given plenty to do, he made few mistakes.

Sam Ogg's devastating tackle was not in evidence as much as usual; in

man fact the tackling of most of the team left a lot to be desired, and often Wests' backs were given plenty of room to move. When the ball is lost, it is necessary to stand up to the opposing threequarter line, and Varsity backs should make this a

feature of their defensive play.

II ell tackled.—St. Andrew's „ found it hard to get past St. Paul's half-back in the inter-collegiate game.

played to6 the S c P n?£ ^ confined! very few matches have "Vs . . e e l " r * of the field and re-; in them so fa r .

sohed itself into a desperate battle between willing forwards. Economics,! with their heavier pack, practically i monopolised the ball from the scrums, I The Tournament has revealed that an -dvantagewhich their h a l f N e w - the C l u b h S s m a n y ^ S l i n t e r -

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S w ? W l t- a h""1'-1 o t her Undergraduates of longer ^pl^n?^efTou.Xosew^;nlfr• i -s,an,linB a , e now showin* • in his tracks about five yards short of! ~ the try-line. Sullivan, whose superb j tackling has of late been the subject of favorable continent, was outstand-ing among Arts' forwards. Barry was responsible for the splendid goa that won the match for Arts.

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The Reserves staged an exciting struggle which resulted in a win for Wests (21-13), but 'Varsity looked dangerous up to the last ten min-utes. Woolfe on the wing displayed excellent form, while Doran and Cal-laghan in the forwards played great football. Both were on the ball all the time, and Doran a t one stage was unlucky to knock on when a t ry should have come his way. Callaghan's dis-plays should soon gain him a chance in the firsts' thirteen.

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