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For SaleLocation:
Orlando, Florida
Price: $5,001
Bedrooms: 201
Bathrooms:199.54321
Agent: Islam 5-
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This house is found in Orlando,
Florida. With 201 bedrooms and about
200 bathrooms. Monsters and ghosts on
every turn to creep you and your
friends. You even have a personaldungeon!!! That is not all, you even
own 900.54321 acres of land and that
ocean you see in the background, it’s
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yours!!!! All that for a low price of
5,001 dollars!!!!
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For SaleLocation: Bufflo, New
York
Price: $5,000,000.000
Bedrooms: 5Bathrooms: 2 out house
Agent: Brinda 5-513
A lovely, cozy home with a fireplace.
It belongs to Dracula Jr. If you are
looking for a house with bats in the
attic, and ghosts in the many walk-
through closets, this is a house for
you. It’s in the countryside, and
were-wolves prowl around the house for
fresh meat. A lovely, white skeleton
under ever brass bed there. The
outhouses have spiders. If you want
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this house, hurry. Dracula Jr. is in a
hurry to sell. Buy now!
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For Sale
Location: Lewiston, Montana Price: 2,050 Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1 Agent: Daniah 5-513
You are going to die for this house! It’s the most comfy house the world has ever seen!
There are exotic animals lurking in this very place. In the house, there is a wooden tile with a nail pointing right at you. In the bedrooms, there are mattress springs sticking out on the left side of the bed. Cobwebs are hung all over the walls of this very nice house.People are very amazed to just even see the outside of the house! Inside, they are saying that they will pay more then the price above! Call in the next 24 hours and you will get a can full of worms! The roof is so wiggly that you can hear it wiggling in the spookiest noise ever! Take it and buy it!
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For SaleLocation: North of AntarticaPrice: $600,320,545,999Bedrooms: 4Bathrooms: 3Agent: Proshanto 5-513
A warm and charming house on a bare field on
the north of Antartica. Surrounded by a
spine-tingling graveyard. The cemetery is
sure to give you a scream. Unfinished
windows for your ghoul friends. Your
bathrooms charming and complete with bloody
wallpaper. In the bedroom an air conditioner
already set up. A spacious closet half
filled with rotting skeletons. A bedroom so
unique you won’t find another one like this.
Set with a king sized bed, filled with
sleeping mosquitoes. You’ll be happy with
our porches. If you can’t find a grave juststep onto our very rickety porch and fall
into your own grave. If your scared about ax
murderers, don’t worry. Our werewolves are
guaranteed to guard you. This is truly a
five star rated house.
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For Sale!!!
Location: Quebec, CanadaPrice: $280,000.00Bedrooms: 3Bathrooms: 2Agent: Cai 5-513
Are you a person who wants mild excitement without leavingyour home? Come into the old baron’s step family’s home!
Filled with Anastasia’s (step-daughter) vintage 1800’s haunted
toys! Sure to give your friends and/or family members a scare!(Who wouldn’t be creeped out from a doll that shrieks from
not having many dresses?) The rusty pipes squeal and quiver.You will be chilled to the bone! Also, there is a lovely dustyfireplace! Creaky floors, cracking ceilings, shouting paintings,carnivorous plants, who wouldn’t want to live in this moldy
cadaver building?
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For SaleLocation: Phoenix, Arizona
Price:
$9,999,999,999,999,999
Bedrooms: 8
Bathrooms: 5Agent: Michelle 5-513
A creepy, mysterious house where ghouls and
skeletons await your presence! A cozy
graveyard included to burry the dead! A
bloody, indoor Jacuzzi to relax in. Cobwebfireplaces to stay warm during the chills in
the winter. An unfinished kitchen to cook
spiders and bats. A large supply of
paranormal ghosts as servants. Free vampires
to suck your blood. A sound proof house so
no one will hear you scream in this deserted
neighborhood. Comes with amazing views of a
Yeti’s den. Black bathrooms to go with the
zombies that are hanging from the ceiling.
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For SaleLocation: Antartica
Price:
$10,000,000,000
Bedrooms: 9
Bathrooms: 7
Agent: Anastasios
5-513
This house has 9 haunted bedrooms, 7
bathrooms and a dungeon. This house has a
beautiful view of the cemetery. At
midnight Ghosts and goblins roam the
halls and when you are a sleep. Peoplewalk in the house but trust me they never
come out. At night you hear screaming
coming from the dungeon and the house has
solar light (there’s a hole in the roof)
and blood marks on the Wall. It is miles
away from other houses (they can’t here
you scream). You have unwanted visitors
hanging upside down (vampires).
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ForSale
Location: Arizona
Price: $1,099,990
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms: 2.5
Agent: Diya 5-513
This house is an affordable fixer upper for
you in the fabulous woods. You will hear
creaking floors and find a few skeletons
too. Also you would see a few blood sprays
on the wall, but paint can fix that. Nice
Jacuzzis in the bathrooms and an unfixed
yard. A very old swimming pool also. In thewoods, there are many types of fruit for
free! Hope you buy this house!!!
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For SaleLocation: Paris, FrancePrice:10,000,000,000,000Bedrooms: 7Bathrooms: 5Agent: Salma 5-513
This is a warm and cozy home. It’s attractive and has longvaulted ceilings perfect for hanging witches. It’s a unique and is on avery quiet street. It has a big graveyard wich is many ghosts homes.It is mysterious and some say its haunted. It has wonderful marblecounter tops. It has a fireplace good for burning mummies. It is a veryancient house with many antiques. That’s why you better watch outfor the ghosts. They don’t like to stay in the graveyard. The rooms arewide and no one lives in the neighborhood. That’s why you mightwant to save your scream. There is a big kitchen to cook for a wizard.There are hot vampires who come around. The couch has a lot ofcomfy cushions. Am sure you’ll love this house.
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For Sale
Location: Las VegasPrice: $999,999,999Bedrooms: 8Bathrooms: 6Agent: Farida 5-513
This is a five star house. It has a great view of the graveyard.
When it strikes midnight ghost and goblins lurk the halls.
Bedrooms are filled with cobwebs and paintings may come
alive. Power outages may happen. You will hear infant girls
screaming from their lungs in the night as you sleep. In the
kitchen blood stained marble countertops.
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For SaleLocation: Paris,
France
Price:
$1,000,000,000
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms: 2
Agent: Ijaz 5-513
The house’s walls were originally painted
white but the wall turned red as people
entered the home. There is a graveyard in
the back of the house. Do not be outside
after 7:00 pm at night their maybe some
skeletons watching you from the basement.
The place was home to a mad scientist who
created a monster. Rumor says that the
monster still lurks in the building. Do not
be alarmed but if the floorboards startcreaking that means you are disturbing other
unwanted guests. When you approach the home
you will always see that the chimney is on.
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For SaleLocation:
Orlando,
Florida
Price: $
5,000.99
Bedrooms:
200
Bathrooms: 200.42653
Agent: Kevin 513
This 20 acres castle has many rooms, perfect for
getting away from any “visitors”. Hate pizza men who
get your order wrong teach them a lesson with a few
days in the dungeon. Or even better, an axe with realblood stains on it. You can’t feel lonely here, you’ll
have plenty of zombies and ghosts to keep you
company. Have a history report on Abe Lincoln, why
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spend your time searching when you can meet him
your self. If you call now I’ll throw in a free three-
headed dog and a Jacuzzi (with real piranhas)
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For SaleLocation:
Pennsylvania
Price:
$100,000,000
Bedroom: 7Bathroom: 4
Agent: Adna
513
This house is about as big as 100
bodies stacked. (trust me we tried)
and has a green slime Jacuzzi and a
bloody red pool. It has a beautiful
view of the cemetery and once had a
record of the most monsters made
into it. It has beautiful baywindows that get bleached in blood
once it rains. Make sure you don’t
bring any friends of pets because
the will eat them. This house is
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the perfect size for a family but
ONLY the family. This is the best
house for its deal.
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For SaleLocation: Long Island, New York
Price: $500,000,000
Bedrooms: 6
Bathrooms: 5
Agent: Brandon 5-513
This house may look very small on the out side but
the inside is very roomy. This house is in the
wilderness so grab your weapons. You will see that
this house is as quiet as a graveyard.
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For Sale
Location: HawaiiPrice: $369,369,369Bedrooms: 6Bathrooms: 7Agent: Andrea 5-513
A thrilling bone - trilling haunted mansion. Cozy for the month of October. Each room has a heart beating, spine- tingling Bathroom,as well as a creepy crawling ghost in every walk-in closet. Hiddenin every bathroom is a big pool filled with the juiciest blood or tokeep it a secret… fruit punch! If you’re a vampire feel free to take
a sip once in blue moon. There is a library that is very top secret.You might go in there every day unless you’re a scared little
chickabiddy! Don’t be afraid to open the oven, though something
might be waiting for you there, but it’s nothing much. So now you
got a quick view of the house everyone is dying to buy.
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For SaleLocation: Canberra, AustraliaPrice: $1,099,673Bedrooms: 4Bathrooms: 6Agent: Izzabelle 5-513
This house is very cozyand quiet. People don’t livenear this house so you will onlyhave few visitors. The house is complete with a library and supplycloset filled with skeletons and skulls that would be perfect forHalloween. The library is filled with amazing books that mightgive you a fright. You will never feel lonely here because the housealso has pets down in the chamber, but never ever open them onfull moons and at night they get very cranky and act like totalwerewolves. There is a backyard that is completely empty
(perfect for digging). The bathrooms are bloody red. The othersurprising and fantastic qualities will be shown in a little whileafter you move in.
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For SaleLocation: Houston, TexasPrice: $5,000,000,000,000Bedrooms: 8Bathrooms: 5Agent: Aleeshah 5-513
A creepy house located on an open countryside. Free vampires completewith fangs. Acid indoor pool inside the living room. High ceilings perfect
for hanging dead zombies. Cozy graveyard in witch you can burry thedead. Black walls so you can never see the light of day. Included withheavy black curtains, and no matter what you do they won’t move(zombies don’t let you.) Frankenstein & his bride waiting for you to stepinside. Mummies waiting for little children. HURRY!!! You must buythis house. OWNER IS DYING TO SELL!!!
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For SaleLocation: Bronx,
New York
Price: $100,000
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Agent: Ahnaf 5-
513
A lovely, small, little house. You have
a lovely view of the misty swamp. The
trees have a pointy ends to scratch the
windows. The wolves howls will keep you
awake all night long. This house has abig fireplace where you can hang out
under a creepy picture of a wolf. There
is a lovely bathroom with a cracked
mirror, you can see a face of a mummy if
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you look at it too long. So what are you
waiting for come on down.
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For Sale
Location: Miami, Florida
Price:6,500.000
Bedrooms:8 Bathrooms:5
Agent: Eleni 5-513
You will love this amazing, charming, cozy
house. There’s amazing views of mountain ’s,
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lakes , and the old cemetery. You also have
a private movie theater , which is complete
with the world’s scar iest movies. Sometimes its in 3d but other times it turns into real life. You
could have fun in the pool with the ghosts. The
walk in closets can be naughty and sometimes lock
you in. The beds are very creaky. The faucets
sometimes leak blood.Don’t worry the monster is always under your
bed.
For SaleLocation: Illinois,
Chicago
Price: $9,999,999,999
Bedrooms: 7
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Bathrooms: 2
Agent: Nathaniel 5-513
This is a warm cozy house, with rooms where no one
can here you scream! It has very attractive furniture.The custom kitchen has all the bloody kitchen knifes
you need!
Also, once a week the witches will come to visit!
With the eight rooms the paranormal activity is
unlimited! The beautiful bathrooms will always keep
you happy even with the ghosts.
Also the bloody Jacuzzi will always keep you
warm! The porch gives an amazing view of the daily
massacres! Also vampires will clean you house for a
small pint of blood! Complete with a graveyard to bury
the dead! Orders soon were dying to sell!
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For Sale Location: Houston,
Texas
Price:1,000,000,000
Bedrooms: 3
Agent: Kaileen 5-513
This comfortable, cozy, unique,
mysterious house will steal your heart. It is so quiet; it’s like a
haunted cemetery. There are creaking
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floors, swimming pools, and a
basement good for hunting ghosts.
It will give you chills down your
spine. When the wind blows,
everything will sound like dead leaves
rustling. Just in case you want to
solve a mystery, there will be scary
footsteps waiting for you.
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For SaleLocation: Cyprus, Greece
Price: 15,000,000
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms: 3
Agent: Myros 5- 513
This house will brighten your day 1,000 times. There is
a cool, cold breeze coming from the sea. It will chill
your bones making them ice cubes. The house is
damp and moist in the inside. You can never get
sunburn while you’re inside it.
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For Sale
Location:
Washington,
Seattle
Price: 3,400,00
Bedrooms: 9
Bathrooms: 5Agent: Farhan 5-
513
This house once belonged to Mad Scientist
Whipper Snaperz. This house has a petrifying
view of the cemetery in which he and his
fellow monster friends died in. Sometimes
every Tuesdays you can hear him say “It’s
Alive”. This house has a lovely skeletonroom where you can meet the dead. The only
people you will meet are either the dead or
the cemetery keepers. Don’t try to bring any
pets or Whipper Snapperz will turn them in
to peanuts and he will eat them. This house
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has the most beautiful blood pool ever, [it
once belonged to Dracula] This magnificently
creepy house has the best basement ever, the
headless horseman once rented the basement
for his pumpkin. Lord Voldemort once madethis house cursed, so you might see him in
the morning every day. Last is this houses
backyard it even comes with a free dead dog!
Wow right? If you want it can come with a
dead cat.
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For SaleLocation: London, England
Price: $9,000,000,000
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1,1/2
Agent: Omar 5-513
A warm, cozy home that will tingle your spine. This
home is right by the beach where no one is near. You
can smell the blood everywhere. This 2-bedroom
house will make you right at the cemetery. It has a
great view of the graveyard. This house will give you
the alone time you need. This palace will help you fit
in with everyone that is dead. The owners are waiting
in their graves to sell this place.
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For SaleLocation: Las
Vegas
Price:
$6,000,000.00
Bedroom: 10
Bathroom: 6
Agent: Maria 5-
513
This house has 10 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms,
and a dungeon. There is blood dripping from
the ceiling everyday and every night, you
might want to bring an umbrella. It is not
as quite you always hear wolf howling at
midnight. There are uninvited visitor on the
top floor, so be a where when you go up.
They will be roaming around the halls. This
house is on Blood street.
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For Sale
Location: Houston, TexasPrice: $600,000Bedrooms: 4Bathrooms: 2.5Agent: Camilla 5-513
This house is found in Houston, Texas in the middle of thedesert. This house is a cozy house with a lovely shed with some deadplants in pots. This house has a lovely Master Bedroom with a lovelygrand bathroom with a lovely Jacuzzi act now and I will include a deadcat. This house was renovated and has a carpeted living room withsome bloodstains on it, you can get rid of it with some baking soda anda scrubber. There is also a lovely almost finished basement with a
creepy spine-chilling coffin, which is a very unique artifact. This housealso has a beautiful grand ballroom
With a lovely china flower pattern included with the house no extracost. I suggest this house for the best spine-chilling house in the desert,( Once the House is bought we have nothing to do with any incidentsthat happen.