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HELP WANTED! DISCOVERYCHANNEL’SCELEBRITY
CHIEFSHARKOFFICER
JobRequirements:Mustenjoyexo,c,waterfrontloca,ons,buffbodiesinbathingsuitsandhavingthebejesusscaredoutofyou.Lookingdeliciousinawetsuitisaplus.Senseofhumorrequired.Salary:ChumpChange(wespentanhourcomingupwiththat!)Benefits:Lotsandlotsofinsuranceandsomegreatden,stry,naturally.JobDescripGon:DiscoveryChannelislookingforafun‐loving,fast‐swimmingpersonalitytobethefirsteverChiefSharkOfficerforthisyear’sSharkWeek.Aswecircleinonour24thyear,SharkWeekhascapturedthezeitgeistthatbeganwithJawsandissynonymouswithsummer.AstheCSO,youwillberequiredtoswimwithsharks(accompaniedbyprofessionals,ofcourse),aRendSharkpremierepar,esinNY,LAandMiami(accompaniedbycelebri,es,ofcourse)andhelpspreadthewordabouttheworld’smostmisunderstoodpredator.Pleaseforwardresumes,audi,ontapesandbloodtypetoDiscoveryChannelc/oElizabethHillman.