helpful combat tips
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Watched the movie "Lord of War" and was reminded of this powerpoint that was kicking around the army back 2006. (Not my creation). Perhaps the only way to deal with the tragedy of child soldiers being forced to murder their own parents, then being strung out on brown brown is with laughter. (S)laughter is the best medicine - The Dark Knight.TRANSCRIPT
HELPFUL COMBAT TIPS
The gangsta style of warfare.- Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a
supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting
stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. Lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar to unaided indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct
tape.
The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing
position being executed with great precision!
Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and
bellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!
The "bring your buddy along" firing stance
Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!
Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay"
running stance.
Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train"
method of combat assault.
This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger"
shooting stance
The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!
The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.
This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Dudes over there”
These two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using
the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked
ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably
awe-struck onlookers!
Here we have the winner! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad
the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully
blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.