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HINDI SCRIPTS
JAGADISH
CORRUPTION
Anupam kher Salman khanShahrukh khan
Amir khanNasaruddin shahompuri Nana patekar
Amitabh bachan
SCENE 1
Police officer : thane bulaya hai
Anupam kher : kyon
Police officer : tumhara beta beech raste par mara mari kar raha thainspector bula raha hai
Anupam kher : pandrah minute main a raha hoo
Wife : kaha ja rahe ho
Anupam kher : beta paida kiya hai isliye
Inspector : paisa laye ho
Anupam kher : kaise paise
Inspector : beta bahar chahiye ya nahi
Anupam kher : uske liye paise
Inspector : pehli bar thane aye ho kya
Anupam kher : haan
Inspector : dus hazar
Anupam kher : aisa , kaun sa jurm kiya hain mere bete ne
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Inspector : mar peet ,
Anupam kher : vakeel leke akar aapse baat karta hoon
Inspector : uski jaroorat nahi, aaj ravivar hain, beta raat bhar under rahega ya bahar nikaloge
Anupam kher : itna paisa mere paas nahi hain
Inspector : kal laoge to bees hazar
Anupam kher : kal vakeel lekar ata hoon
Inspector : jaisi tumhari marzi
Scene 2
Vakeel : bahut pecheda case hai, 1 lakh chahiye
Anupam kher : itna paisa , ek maar peet ke liye
Vakeel : beta chudana woh bhi police logo ke saath , ghoos to dena padega, chudane ke liye
Anupam kher : bahut mushkil se ghar mein paanch hazar tankhwah milti hai aur itni badi rakam dena mere bas ki baat nahi hai
Vakeel : to bache kyon paida karte ho
Anupam kher : shukriya
Scene 3
Inspector : kyon phirse, vakeel saath laye ho
Anupam kher : bees hazar laya hoon , bacha chudane ke liye
Inspector : bees hazar nahi chalega, poora pachas hazar loonga
Anupam kher : apne kal bola tha bees hazar
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Inspector : haan , par ab mujhe yaad nahi hain
Anupam kher : kal lekar aaoon
Inspector : kal laoge to 1 lakh nahi to tumhara beta salakhon ke peechehamesha ke liye
Anupam kher : shukriya
Yeh hai bharat ki kahani jo har ghar main sunayi jaati hai, yaha par log paiso sebaat karte hain, jiske paas paisa uske pas naam , shauharat aur jiske paas
paisa na ho to duniya bhar ki thokre khane pe majboor
Scene 4
CBI special branch corruption department
Amir khan : teen jasoos ek kam
Shahrukh khan : statement achi hai
Salman khan : kaun si khushi main
Amir khan : special branch corruption , corruption removal at once
Shah rukh khan : mombati ko seedha rakho to kaam pe ati hai, agar neeche giri to andhera
Amir khan : matlab
Salman khan : corruption ko nikalo nahi to job se bahar
Amir khan : bacha bacha janta hai ki bharat desh mein corruption kaisefailti hai
Salman khan : to hum kis khet ki muli hai, naam salman aur kam bahaduri ki
Amir khan : shayari sunoge is par
Salman khan : beshak
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Amir khan : shayari arz kiya hai, corruption se kya darna , hum khud uskeliye bane hai, log jitney bhi ho corruption badane ke liye,
hum unse kum nahi hai
Salman khan : wah wah, wah , wah arz kiya hai, crime branch ke hum teeno,kam watan ka, chalte huye corruption logo se kya darna ,
hum hai , corruption ki khatir
shah rukh khan : wah , arz kiya hai , zindagi ka naam corruption hai, yehhumne padi thi, cbi mein akar, kaam aisa kar jayenge, dekhne
wale kahenge wah wah , wah wah
Scene 5
Officer : boss is calling
Sab teeno good morning sir
ompuri : good morning
Amir khan : any news
Om puri : ek pechida case hai , sunoge
Shah rukh khan : batayiye
Om puri : Mumbai ki sadko mein corruption is rampant, yeh to hum sab jante hai, par in sab se badi hai paisa, aur jiske paas
paisa hai wah corruption badata hai, yeh crime branch or corruption unit bhali banti janti hai, is corruption ko stop karne
ke liye abhi tak humne jo kuch bhi kiya hai kafi nahi hai.Mumbai mein corruption ab bhi continue ho rahi hai, aur tum
teeno ko isliye bulaya hai taki tum teeno Mumbai jante ho aur
pandrah saal se Mumbai ki seva karte ho. Mere anusar isMumbai mein crime aur corruption badane ke peeche teen
logo ka haath hai 75% of the times, yeh information mujheaaj crime branch of CBI ne bataya hai, yeh hai tumhari
assignment , inko kaise pakadte ho yeh tum teeno ki intelligence par chod deta hoon
Salman khan : Yeh teeno akhir kaun hai , aur karte kya hai information keanusar
Om puri : information ke anusar teeno dost hai tum teeno ki tarah aur bade business man , kya karte hai yeh nahi malum, but swiss
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bank main account hai without any official proof , unke naam isfile main hai, naam nasaruddin shah , amitabh bachan
and Nana patekar
Amir khan : case hum teeno solve kar dege
Om puri : time 6 months from today assignment , good luck
Teeno : thank you sir
Scene 6
Amitabh bachan : latest kya khabar hai
Nana patekar : kuch nahi , kuch teen bande a rahe hai kuch puchtash keliye
Nasaruddin shah : humse mukabla, kaun hai yeh teeno
Nana patekar : cbi specialist corruption
Amitabh bachan : arz kiya hai bache hum nahi hai , chori chupe ate nahi hai,waqt humara barbad mat kijiye, hum kisi ke naukar nahi hai
Nasaruddin shah : kiske liye bani hai yeh shayari
Nana patekar : aur kiske liye CBI specialist ke liye aur kaun
Nasaruddin shah : to humari shayari suniye, arz kiya hai bacho se to pala humroz karte hai, bacho se pala hum roz karte hai, yeh teeno
kis khet ki muli hai jo humse nata jodna chahte hai
Nana patekar : arz kiya hai sapno ke sudagar hum nahi hai, bache woh hai hum nahi hai , jitni bhi der woh bate humse kare, kaam hum
karenge woh nahi
Scene 7
Salman khan : teeno ek saath
Nasaruddin shah : kyon hum ander nahi a sakte
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Amir khan : a sakte hain par ek ek karke
Amitabh bachan : kyon
Shahrukh khan : kyonki savera jab hota hai to log kya karte hain
Amitabh bachan : naha dho ke ek saath khana khate hain
Amir khan : uske baad
Nana patekar : apne apne kaam pe lag jate hai
Shah rukh khan : hum bhi wohi kar rahe hai, bari bari se ana jaroori hai kaamke silsiley main
Scene 8
Nana patekar : good morning
Amir khan : good morning
Salman khan : kaam
Nana patekar : business man
Shah rukh khan : what type
Nana patekar : kuch bhi jo desh seva ke liye upyog hota hai
Amir khan : yani ngo
Nana patekar : wohi samajh lijiye
Salman khan : matlab
Nana patekar : ngo
Amir khan : tankhwah
Nana patekar : ngo ka jitna
Salman khan : yani kitna
Nana patekar : 5 lakhs har mahine
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Shah rukh khan : paise kaha par hai
Nana patekar : swiss bank account main
Shah rukh khan : waha par kyon any illegal
Nana patekar : no
Shah rukh khan : phir waha par kyon
Nana patekar : safety
Amir khan : kaisi safety
Nana patekar : paisa jyada hai isliye
Amir khan : har mahine kitna paisa ata hai apke paas
Nana patekar : har mahine 60 to 90 lakhs
Shah rukh khan : karte kya hai us paise say
Nana patekar : desh seva
Salman khan : yani
Nana patekar : education, nature development, old age homes
Shah rukh khan: kitna paisa dete hai is sari cheese karne ke liye
Nana patekar : kareeb 1crore
Amir khan : abhi apne kaha ki income 60 to 90 lakhs
Salman khan: aur abhi kaha ki 1 crore spent
Teeno ek saath : kuch samjhe nahi
tension
Amir khan: balancesheet, profit and loss statement
Nana patekar : nasaruddin shah karta hain usse poochna padega
Teeno : thank you
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Scene 9
Nasaruddin shah : good morning
Teeno : good morning
Amir khan : job kya hai
Nasaruddin shah : business
Shahrukh khan : kaisa business
Nasaruddin shah : wohi desh seva
Salman khan : yani education
Nasaruddin shah : wohi samajh lijiye
Amir khan : yani ngo se hatke
Nasaruddin shah : yes
Shah rukh khan : accounts apne kaha se seekhi
Nasaruddin shah : fms delhi
Salman khan : any project
Nasaruddin shah : amitabh bachan ke saath unke company mein 5 years back
Amir khan : amitabh bachan apse bade hain
Nasaruddin shah : kareeb char saal bade
Shahrukh khan : karte kya hain amitabh bachan
Nasaruddin shah : accounts
Salman khan : designation in the office
Nasaruddin shah : jaise sab companies ke ceo
Amir khan : ceo or woh bhi accounts
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Nasaruddin shah : yani cfo uske baad ceo
Shahrukh khan : yani company kiski hai
Nasaruddin shah : amitabh bachan ki
Salman khan : aur cfo se ceo
Tension
Amir khan : fine accounts
Nasaruddin shah : main karta hoon
Amir khan : education mein par mahine kitni amdani hoti hai
Nasaruddin shah : kareeb 1 crore
Shahrukh khan : aur kharcha
Nasaruddin shah : kareeb 80 lakhs
Salman khan : apki tankhwah
Nasaruddin shah : 5 lakh
Amir khan : log kitne hai
Nasaruddin shah : bas hum teen
Shahrukh khan : yani kharcha teen logo ka 20 lakh right
Nasaruddin shah : yes right
Shahrukh khan : yani mahina 1 crore kharcha 80 lakhs 3 log 15 lakh
Salman khan : to baki 5 lakh
tension
Sab teeno : thankyou
Amir khan : fine amitabh bachan ko bulayiye
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Scene 10
Amitabh bachan : good afternoon
Shahrukh khan : pata nahi tha dopahar ho gayi
Amitabh bachan : subah kisne dekha hai , shaam ho gayi, dopahar baki hai,kam karte jayiye aap, hum kisliye hain
Teeno : thankyou
Amir khan : subah ka nashta kiya hain, dopahar apse , shaam abhi bakihain kaam humara aap dekh lijiye
Shah rukh khan : naam
Amitabh bachan : amitabh bachan
Salman khan : kaam ngo ke alava
Amitabh bachan : what ngo
Amir khan : aapka business
Amitabh bachan : education
Shah rukh khan : yani ngo education
Amitabh bachan : nahi sirf education
Salman khan : aap ceo uske
Amitabh bachan : haan
Shahrukh khan : nasaruddin shah kehte hain ki aap ngo chalate hain
Amitabh bachan : wohi ngo
Amir khan : aap ceo kab bane
Amitabh bachan : kareeb 3 years back
Shahrukh khan : usse pehle
Amitabh bachan : naukri
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Salman khan : marketing
Amitabh bachan : yes
Shahrukh khan : accounts mein apki dilchaspi
Amitabh bachan : accounts maine kabhi touch nahi ki sirf marketing
Amir khan : nana patekar bol rahe the ki aap accounts mein unke baaphain
Amitabh bachan : woh kuch saal maine use padayi thi
Shahrukh khan : aap keh rahe the abhi ki apki koi accounts main dilchaspi nahi hain
Tension
Aap bahar baithiye hum abhi ate hain
Scene 11
Teeno ko bulake copy of discussion and ended with for giving false informationarrested
Ompuri : congratulation boys , how did you manage
Amir khan : palang par sothe huye admi ko jagana ho to hamari tarahkaam karni chahiye
Every one laughs
Shahrukh khan : what would happen to them
Ompuri : woh hum par chod do
Salman khan : thank you sir , but for your kind information you are alsounder arrest
Ompuri : I didnt understand
Amir khan : poori story main ek baat nasaruddin shah ne kahi wah yeh
hai ki paanch lakh baki kaha gayi humne khud chan been ki to
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pata chala accounts mein ki har bar paanch lakh kisi mr sher ke naam pe transfer hoti hai har do mahine ke baad, kuch
gumnam vyakti, woh bhi do mahine kyonki agar har mahineho to pata chal jayega
Shahrukh khan : chaanbeen karne par bhi yeh nahi malum hua ki wah vyakti kaun hai, tab address check ki to pata chala ki wah bhi galat
address hai, ab yeh malum padna chahiye ki wah vyakti kaunhai
Salman khan : hum yahi kab se soch rahe the ki apko kaise malum pada ki teeno vyakti poori 75% in logo se corruption hoti hai, yeh
information apko crime branch se mili thi par yeh jab humnechaanbeen kari to pata chala ki unhe yeh information
indirectly apse mili
Amir khan : yani aap un teeno ke kuch lagte hai, pata chala to aap wohadmi hain jinhone wah company ki shuruvat ki baahar se
Shah rukh khan : par hume yeh nahi malum ki aap ne un teeno ke bare mainapne hume kyon batayi, baat chupchap se ki ja sakti thi, yeh
unhe jail bhijwane ka apka matlab kya tha
Salman khan : history phir se dauhrayi ja rahi hai ki char dost teen company ke ander aur ek bahar plan bilkul amazing teen paisa
aiththe hain aur chauhta corruption daba deta hai
Amir khan : kuch salo baad teeno milbaithke paisa loot rahe the aur accounts main jo paisa apka ana tha ruk gayi, aap baukhla gaye
aur corruption main unko phasana chaha
Shahrukh khan : aur ek baat samajh nahi ayi, ki apne hum teeno ko kyonchoose ki , seedha , seedha unko giraftar kar sakte the aur
corruption ka case close kar sakte the Yeh beech main hum
teeno ko kuch samjhe nahi
Salman khan : taki apka naam beech main na aye isliye, kuch galat valat ho jaye nahi dar ke mare right mr sher
Ompuri : yes
Teeno : welcome to jail mr sher
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KISMAT KA KHEL
Nana Patekar kajol amitabh bachantabu
shabana azmi kader khan
saif ali khan gulshan grover
Scene 1
Nana patekar: kya hua, chup baithey ho
kajol : aaj somvar hai, Maine upvas rakha hai.
Nana patekar: to aaj khana milega ki nahi. Tumhari, amma bhi somvar koupvas rakhti thi
kajol : maloom hai, unhi se sikhi hoon
Nana patekar : khana kuch banaya hai, ya bhuke pet sovu
kajol : fridge mein rakha hai, garam kar ke kha lijiye
Nana patekar : mein shiv ka bhakt hu, par ek bar bhi upvas nahi rakhta
kajol : to kisne kaha ki aap rakhiye
Nana patekar : tumhe dekhta hu to Shiva ki biwi, naam kya hai uska. Ha, parvathi uski yaad ati hai
kajol : acha hai pehli bar aapne, meri taarif , kisi devta se ki hai
Nana patekar : interpretation acha kar leti ho
kajol: aap hi se sikha hai
Scene 2
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Nana patekar : Kya khabar aye newspaper mein
Amitabh bachan : kuch khas nahi wahi ghisi piti kahaniyan. Yeh news walebhi ajib hai kabhi achi batein likhna pasand nahi karte, jab
bhi bhi dekho picture films ke bare mein likhte hein
Nana patekar : eh amitabh bachan, kabhi bhi tune newspapers meinpolice ke bare mein pada hai. . kaun mara , kisne mara kitne
mar gaye police ki naukri karte karte, police ka putla bhinahi banate, par jab koi police mein kisi ki maut ho jaye tab
yehi newspaper log bat ka batangad bana dete hein
Amitabh bachan : such hai apni zindagi hi aisi hai 2 pahiyon ki motorcycleaur 4 pahiyon ki jeep aur kahenge, chota shakeel ko pakdo
Nana patekar : aajkal yeh politician nam kye hai
Amitabh bachan : tabu
Nana patekar : Haa tabu ka nam bahut sun raho hoon
Amitabh bachan : chief minister ki beti hai,
Nana patekar : to
Amitabh bachan : last elections mein har gayi thi , is bar elections a rahe hai naa, is lein uska naam har newspaper mein chapa hai
Saif ali khan : kehte hai tabu party funds aur companies ke fund seelections jeetna chahta hai
Amitabh bachan : is bar tabu ka jeetna nishchit hai
Nana patekar : apne ko kya karma , kaun aya , kaun gaya, apne ko apne,kaam se matlab hai
Amitabh bachan: ek problem hai tabu ka jilla hamari ilake se gujartahain. Dar lagta hain ki hatapai na ho jaye opposition or ruling
party ke beech
Nana patekar : too aur darpok, ho hi nahi sakta. raju gang ke 5 aadmi ko5 bullet se tune hi to mar dala tha
Amitabh bachan : chod na yar woh to 3 saal purani kahani
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Nana patekar : 3 saal nahi, 3 mahine pehle. Kash main waha hota
Scene 3
Nana patekar: sir apne hame yaad farmaya
Kader khan : ha tumhare constitution mein mera beta jeetne jaa rahahai
Nana patekar : abhi voting ke leya 5 ghante aur hai sir
Kader khan : to tum samajte ho mera beta jeet nahi sakta
Amitabh bachan : woh hum nahi sir opposition ke leader ka dava hai
Kader khan : to tumhara support opposition leader ki tarf ishara kartahai
Nana patekar : Kaam to hume karna hai chahe aap rahe ya na rahe
Scene 4
Govind : koi reporter apse milna chahti hai
Nana patekar : faltu mein timewaste mat kar bol jake cinema ke bare meinlikhe
Govind : woh sunti nahi hai kahti hai bina apse mile bina jayegi nahi subah se baithe hai apse milne ke liye
Nana patekar: theek hai bol hum 15 minute mein a raha hein
Shabana Azmi : good morning
Nana patekar : good morning
Amitabh bachan : good morning
Nana patekar : hume kaise yaad kiya
Shabana azmi : shikari ko pakadna ho to jungle mein jaana padta hai
Nanapatekar: apka matlab hai ki humara office jungle hai
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Shabana azmi : bas nazariyan hai dekhne ka
Nanapatekar : My name is Rana pratap nice to meet you
Shabana azmi : My name is Rudram devi
Amitabh bachan : aur hamara naam pochoge nahin
Nana patekar : yaha ke most senior officer rudra pratap singh from Punjabbachelor
Shabana azmi : Akhbaro mein aap dono ka naam suna hai aajkal. Kehte hainaap dono ki jodi khoobsorat lajawab aur tariff ke kabil hai
Nanapatekar : kaun likh raha hai hamere bare mein
Shabana azmi : mein khud . I am a reporter of hindu dainik lagta hai aapnews nahi padte
Nana patekar : aapke jaise reporter logo se kum interaction hota hai
Shabana azmi : thanks for the complements
Amitabh bachan : its our pleasure
Shabana azmi : kitne saal ho gaye apko kaam karte hue
Amitabh bachan : pandrah saal, bahut transfer hue hai
Shabana azmi : aapke bolne dang se hi pata chal jata hai you bothdont compromise
Nana patekar : definitely not agar kisi ko thokna hai to thok denge
peche dekhna choda diya hai
Shabana azmi : aur aap
Nana patekar : main rudra pratap singh ka junior hoon 5 saal ho geye police ki naukri karte karte
Amitabh bachan : aur aap is field yaani reporter ke field mein kitne saal se hai
Shabana azmi : terah saal paanch mahine cheh din.
Nana patekar/amitabh bachan : very interesting
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Nana patekar : I shouldn t say so par puch raha hoo ki apne shaadi ki
Shabana azmi : haa 2 bache, us settled
Nanapatekar : to yeh reporting
Shabana azmi : passion , passion to do something for the nation
Nana patekar/amitabh bachan : we too
Scene 5
Nana patekar : phir se kaise pharmaya apne
Shabana azmi : aadmi parakhne mein main ustad hoon
Amitabh bachan : aisa apne kya dekha hai humme
Shabana azmi : apne aap se poocheye samajh jaayenge
Nana patekar : koi to baat hogi jise humse share karna chahti hoge
Shabana azmi : aap dono se mashoura lena tha
Nana patekar : kis bat par
Shabana azmi : politics par
Nana patekar : kyon hamari naukri pasand nahi ayi
Shabana azmi : power is played by the top not by bottom
Amitabh bachan: to aap politics mein badlav lana chahti hain. To is meinmain hum kya kar sakte hoon. hum unke isharo par chalta
hoon transfer politician karta hai aur goli hamko khanipadti hai
shabana azmi : bahut kuch agar aap dono chahte hain to
Nanapatekar : Insaan mein do khvaishaih hote hai ek bigadne ki doosra jodne ki
Shabana azmi : to main samjhu ki aap dono ne haan kaha hai
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Nana patekar : at your service
Shabana azmi : kal theek 6 baje garden restaurant mein
Amitabh bachan: theek 6 baje dono white suit
Nana patekar : right
Amitabh bachan : right
Scene 6
Shabana azmi : on time
Nana patekar : der se ane mein humare dictionary mein nahi hai
Shabana azmi : kaam ki baat kare
Amitabh bachan : khuli hawa mein chalenge to baat mein dam hogi
Shabana azmi : saans ko thandak dene ki baat apne theek farmaya
Shabana azmi : Tabu ka naam suna hai
Nana patekar : haan suna hai
Shabana azmi : usi ke bare mein baat karni hai
Shabana azmi : main yeh chahti hoon ki aap dono ashutosh ke saath kaamkare. Woh 21st century ki navjavan ladki hai. Uske pass
bade ideas hai
Nana patekar : par ham politics mein nahi hain hum police force meinkaam karte hain
Shabana azmi : to kya hua
Amitabh bachan : press kya kar rahi hai. Agar ashutosh ke pass ideas hai tonews mein chaapo
Shabana azmi : wohi problem hain ke use 2 ya 3 police officers ki jarurat hai
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Nana patekar : main yeh jaan sakta hoon ki woh 2 bande hum kyon hai
Shabana azmi : ek sherni ki dahad se sher khud samajh jata hai
Shabana azmi : isliye aap ke pass ayi hoon
Scene 7
tabu : good morning sirs
Nana patekar : good morning madam
Amitabh bachan : good morning
tabu : mere bare mein pitaji ne aaj kuch to bataya hoga
Amitabh bachan : haan shabana azmi se baat hui thi . aap kuch bahut bada soch rahe ho
tabu : aap majak acha kar lete hai. Thoda mushkil ka kaam hai
Nana patekar: kaam kya hai
Tabu : ghar ke liye agar meri taraf se kuch madad chahiye tobatana
Nana patekar : sher khud paani ke pass jata hai use madad ke jaroorat nahi padti
tabu : agar sher buda ho to
Amitabh bachan: hum apne aap ko jawan mante hain, kaam ki baat kare
tabu : meri chachi ka jawab nahi jo chahiye tha mil gaya 2 sava sher to aap mera kaam karenge
Nanapatekar : Desh ke leye hoga to jaroor karenge waise hum bhagvan kakaam bhi nahi karte
tabu : aap bade dilchasp admi malum hote hai
Amitabh bachan: der se pehchana par theek pehchana
tabu : to main batate hoon
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tabu : khabar yeh aye hain ki 3 atankvadi gurgaon mein hain . koi nahi janta ki woh kaun hai, kahan se aye hai, unhe
pakadna hai
Amitabh bachan: aapko kaise malum
tabu : intelligence mein mere dost rehte hai
Nanapatekar : is ke liye to border security force hain hum to sirf policetask force mein kaamkarte hain
tabu : meri chachi ne aap dono ko chose kiya hai to aap mein koi nakoi baat hogi
scene
How to find who are the terrorists and where they are
Train ki journey towards gurgaon. Opposite terrorist no 1
Amitabh bachan: kahan ja rahe hain
Gulshan grover : gurgaon
Nana patekar : waha apke relatives . sorry
Gulshan grover : sorry kyon
Amitabh bachan : apke passport gir gaye hai
Gulshan grover : no problem
Amitabh bachan : apka naam
Gulshan grover : mehfuz
Amitabh bachan sees the photo removes it puts it in his pocket and checks out name name doesnt match
Gurgaon aane ke baad
Amitabh bachan : I want to check out the profile in internet diary
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Scene 8
tabu : aap yaha par .
kajol : waiting for bus
tabu : kya main drop kar doo
kajol : no thanks
tabu : apke pitah nana patekar se baat huye thi
kajol : jo aurat khullam khula baat karti hai mere ko pasand nahi hai
tabu : to apko meri baat per vishwas nahi hai
kajol : main apne hisab se chalti hoon kisi admi ya aurat ki sahaytaki avashyakta nahi hai
tabu: thanks for letting me know
kajol : its my pleasure
Story ka turning point yeh hai ki shabana azmi is the real woman terrorist sent to blast India on 26 th january
Ending before nana patekar dialogue to the crowd
Amitabh bachan : woh terrorist kaha gaya
Nana patekar : yehi pe hona hai information theek thi
Amitabh bachan : main north block mein dekhta hoon
Nana patekar : south block mein main dekhta hoon
Gulshan grover : madam kaam ho gaya sabme time bomb fix ho gaya
Shabana azmi : good work
Gulshan grover : mera inam madam
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Shabana azmi : terrorist ka ek his inam hota hai or who hai maut
Amitabh bachan : chehra idhar ghumayengi
Amitabh bachan : I cant believe it you are the person
Shabana azmi : maine tum dono per vishwas karke badi galti ki hai
Nana patekar : hello hello
Amitabh bachan : main yeh nahi samjha ki tumne hum dono ko kyon chuna
Shabana azmi : cover up operation
Amitabh bachan : koun sa operation
Shabana azmi : 26th january operation india
Amitabh bachan : koun se terrorist ke liye kam karti ho
Shabana azmi : itni bhi jaldi kya hai upar dekh rahe ho
Amitabh bachan : looks up gets a jolt from back from ashutosh father,
Amitabh bachan ; mujhe pehele se hi shak tha tum par
Kader khan : woh kaise
Amitabh bachan : jab tumne hum se kaha ki tumhara beta jeet jayega binarigging kiye bina. Usi din mujhe shak ho gaya tha ki koi
badi connection hai tumhare aur underworld mein
Amitabh bachan falls on tabus father and dies in the process by killing himself
and tabu father with opening a hand made pin bomb
Nana patekar comes to north block amitabh bachan ko dekh kar ek badi seecheekh badi cheekh marta hai. Amitabh bachan reveals the secret he has withhim video camera which he has recorded while talking to shabana azmi. That remains intact
Nana patekar reveals this thing infront of court and shabana azmi is caught by the Interpol in usa after 1 week and is handed over to the Mumbai CID
TUBU is shocked by what has been revealed to him and atlast agrees to carry the good work by partnering with priyanka chopra and nanapatekar
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Just before the second half starts , before interval ends
tabu would become the leader with just 5 extra votes. Nanapatekar kadialogueNanapatekar : Sherni woh hai to hum savasher dekhta hoon kitnae dino tak tikti hai kursi mein: sab kismet ka khel hain
Ending ka scene Nana patekar ka dialogue
Bhayuyo aur behno mujhe is baat par behad khushi hai ki maine desh ke liyekuch kiya hai. Mujhe is baat ka ghamand nahi hai ki maine apne pure career mein 25 medals jite hai. Mujhe is baat par gusa aata hai ki is duniya mein kuchlog dil o jaan se kaam karta hai aur baki sare uske peeche aage. Kya hamaradesh inhi politicians ki bate sunega ya hum mein se kuch log samne akar barabar se apna hak mange ge. Kya hamara desh itna bekar ho gaya ki hum indo takori anpad gavar politicians ke samne ghutne tek kar raham ki bheegmange ge. Utho bharatvasi aur dekho tumhare andar mein wohi khoon bharat mata ka daud raha jaise ki mere main. Main yeh kehna chahta hoon ki mera
putla mere marne ke baad banoge ya nahi iski meri koi chinta nahi. Tum sabme ye kami hai ke tum apne aap se bhag kar kisi na kisi ko hero bana kar uska
putla bana dete or yeh nahi dekhte ki putle mein jaan hain woh anokhi baat hain jise doodne par apne aap tumhare samne prastut ho jayega
Bhaiyuyo main bas yahi kehna chahta hoon ki tum mein woh sari shakti hai joek admi ya aurat mein hoti hai utho or kaho mere saath bharat zindabad bharat
zindabad
NEXT
SARDAR KI DHULAI
HRITIK ROSHAN NANA PATEKARBACHE
Scene 1
Hritik roshan : sir naukri chahiye
Nana patekar : kyon
Hritik roshan : pata nahi sir
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Nana patekar : pehla admi hai jo job ke liye aya hai, aur usko hi pata nahi ki job kyon chahiye .
Hritik roshan: waise to kuch bhi kar loonga sir
Nana patekar : to jhadoo pocha boluga kar loge
Hritik roshan : try kar sakta hoon sir
Nana patekar : try, chal jhaado pocha ke liye tujhe rakha. Waise kaha tak padeho
Hritik roshan : fourth class
Nana patekar : isliye jhadoo pocha ki baat kar rahe ho
Hritik roshan : jo bhi milega imandari se karoonga
Nana patekar : chal tera test loonga
Hritik roshan : taya r hoon sir
Nana patekar : chote bache hai unko kahaniyan sunani hai, kar sakte ho
Hritik roshan : imandari se
Nana patekar : yeh kya tumhara favourite dialogue hai kya
Hritik roshan : aisa hi samajh lijiye sir
Nana patekar : chal tujhe rakha , pehle class main main peeche baithoonga ,dekhta hoon tu kaise padata hai bacho ko
Hritik roshan : imandari se karoonga sir
Scene 2
Nana patekar : bacho
Hritik roshan : yes madam
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Nana patekar : yaha ka principal kaun hai
Bache : aap sir
Nana patekar : lo handle kar sakte ho
Hritik roshan : imandari se sir
Nana patekar : best of luck imandar
Bache : good morning sir
Hritik roshan : good morning bacho
Ek bacha : good morning again sir
Hritik roshan : good morning
Doosra bacha : good morning sir
Hritik roshan : bahut ho gaya kaam kare
Sab bache : yes sir
Hritik roshan : kuch poochna hai mere bare main
Ek bacha : history mein ek sawal poochna hai
Hritik roshan : job hi poochoge paanch second mein bol doonga wada raha
Bach : meri mata ka naam kya hai
Hritik roshan : yeh history ka sawal hai
Bacha : kyon sir meri mom history books mein jaa rahi hai
Hritik roshan : kaise
Bacha : aap ki khatir sow baar dekh chuki hai sir
Hritik roshan : tumhara favorite hero
Sab : krish
Hritik roshan : kyon
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Ek bacha : kyonki woh doosro ki madad karta hai isliye
Hritik roshan : tumne aajkal kisi ki madad ki hai
Sab : haa
Hritik roshan : tum baton
Bacha : mere ghutno mein dard tha phir bhi maine pathar bada sahaath se utha kar door phek diya ,
Hritik roshan : usse kya hua
Bacha : ek kute ki jaan bach gaye
Hritik roshan : shabash
Scene 3
Hritik roshan : aaj main tumko ek kahani sunaoga
Bache : batayeye
Hritik roshan : ek bacha tha, naam rahul tha, jo bahut kamchor tha. Har waqt apna Kaam apne friend, naam anand se karvata tha.
Is tarah uska friend anand usse age pahunch gaya, harwaqt first ten mein ata tha. Rahul ko pata nahi tha, ki wah
har waqt last kyon ata tha doosre bacho ke baad. Ek din, jab rahul ne apna kaam, phir se anand ko saumpa, to doosre
din anand ko bukhar hua aur wah class nahi a saka. Jabteacher ne poocha homework kiya to rahul bola main bhool
gaya. Us din usko teacher se daant aur mar mili
Hritik roshan : isse hame kya seekh milti hai
Ek bacha : isse yeh pata chalta hai ki kabhi bhi apna kaam doosro konahi saumpna nahi chahiye
Doosra bacha: apna kaam khud karna chahiye, anand ki tarah taki hum bhi anand ki tarah aval numbero se pass ho sake
scene 4
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hritik roshan: aaj kaun sa din hai
bache : aaj 26th january hai
hritik roshan : aaj ka din mahatvapurna hai , kisliye
bache : aaj gantantara divas manaya jata hai
hritik roshan : aaj ke din main tumhe kahani sunata hoon
bache : kahiye
Hritik roshan : ek bache ka naam kishore tha, wah bahut honhar, mehanti aur hoshiyar bacha tha. Ek din school ke bus main ate huye
usne dekha ki raste main bada sa pathar pada hai. Bus kadriver apni seat se utarkar pathar hatane laga par wah uthane
main kamyab nahi ho saka. Yeh dekhkar kishore apne dosto kobulakar kehne laga ki, driver ki madad karenge. Yeh sunkar
doosre bache bole, hum kaise uta sakte hain pathar ko wah tobahut bada hai. Kishore bola ki, try to kar sakte hain. Uske
ishare par sab bache raji ho gaye aur sab bacho aur driver kimadad se pathar uthaya, aur sab khushi khushi bus main
baithkar school pahunche.
Hritik roshan: isse hume seekh kya milti hai
Bache : isse yeh seekh milti hai ki ek jutkar hum sab madad kare to koi bhi cheez hasil ki ja sakti hai
scene 5
nana patekar : kaisa chal raha hai imandar sahib
hritik roshan: bahut badiya sir
nana patekar : kuch nok jhok class main
hritik roshan : kuch bhi nahi sir
nana patekar : hairan se : amazing
hritik roshan ; aap khud dekh lijeye meri class bilkul theek thak hai
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nana patekar : sher ke daant dikhane ke kuch aur khane ko kuch aur hotehai imandar sahib
hritik roshan : aisa kuch bhi nahi hai sir
nana patekar : chalo dekhenge tumhari class ko
hritik roshan : chaliye sir
nana patekar : good morning children
bache : good morning sir
nana patekar : wah sudhar gaye tum log
hritik roshan : main keh raha tha na sir
ek bacha : good morning madam
hritik roshan : rukiye sir , bache shararti hai, par meri class mein nahi sir apke class main
nana patekar : to main unko joker nazar ata hoon
hritik roshan : aisa hi samajh lijiye
nana patekar : kya matlab
hritik roshan : matlab kuch bhi nahi sir bas apko dekh kar majak kartehain, adat se majboor hain
scene 6
hritik roshan : bacho yeh apne acha nahi kiya. Principal sir ko naraz kar diya
bache : sorry sir age se hum nahi karenge
hritik roshan : ispar ek kahani bataon
bache : batayiye sir
Hritik roshan : ek ladka tha naam tha karan, karan bahut shararat bacha
tha, har waqt doosro ki nakal karke pareshan karta tha, bache
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use pehle to pasand karte the, par jab uski nakal jab jaroorat se jyada ho gayi to sab usse naraz the, karan ko yeh pata
nahi tha ki uske dost usse naraz the ek din ek ladki nayeclass mein ayi , karan as usual nakal karne laga uski, wah
bahut sensitive thi , aur uski nakal jab karan karne lagato gusse mein usne principal se shikayat ki , principal ko gussa
aya jab teachers bhi usse naraz the, principal ne use bulayaaur usko school se nikal diya. Tab karan ko samajh aya,
bolo kya seekh mili
bache : isse shiksha yeh milti hai ki, kabhi bhi kisi ki nakal nahi karna chahiye , na kisi ko naraz karna chahiye, jaise ki humne
principal ke saath kiya
Hritik roshan : very good
scene 7
bache: aaj aap kya pada rahe hai sir
hritik roshan : soch raha hoon
bache: padayi ke bare main batayenge
hritik roshan : very good to suno
bache: kahiye
hritik roshan : ek bacha tha naam rohit , wah bahut alsi tha, kuch kaamnahi karta tha, na padayi mein , na khel kud main. Doosre
bache usse age the , usko malum nahi tha ki doosre bacheusse age kyon the, wah har waqt fail ho jata tha, usko na
reading ki habit thi, na writing ki. Wah is par vishwas bhinahi tha ki reading jaroorat hai. Akhirkar wah bada athrah
saal ka ho gaya, paruntu abhi bhi school jata tha class seventh. Ek din school ke headmaster ne use kaha kit um free
time mein kya karte ho, rohit bola tv dekhta hoon. Schoolke head master ne phir kaha kitne ghante , rohit bola dinbhar.
School master ne kaha ki tum padayi mein peeche hokyonki tum mein reading habit nahi hai . rohit ne kaha ki is
baar wah man lagakar reading habit develop karega aur aval number leke ayega
hritik roshan : to baton bacho kya wah aval number leke aya ki nahi
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bache : leke aya sir
hritik roshan : isse kya seekh milti hai
bache: isse yeh pata chalta hai ki tv kum dekhna chahiye aur readingaur writing habit develop karne se bacha aval number se
pass ho sakte hain
hritik roshan : to sab log tali bajao
hritik roshan : excellent
scene 8
hritik roshan : good morning sir
nana patekar : good morning
nanapatekar : kya pada rahe ho
hritik roshan : kahaniya
nana patekar : aaj main padonga unhe , tum peeche baitho
bacho : good morning sir
nana patekar : good morning
nana patekar : ek kahani sunata hoon dhyan se suno , ek beta apni mata pitaka behad dhyan rakhta tha, wah swami Vivekananda ka
bahut bada bhakt tha, doosro ki madad karta tha, log usse
bahut khush the, ek din us bete ka baap mar gaya, wahdasvi kaksha main tha, pitaji ki maut ka sadma laga aur
padayi chod di, do saal baad uski maa ne kaha ki apne baremein socho, har waqt pitaji ki yaad kyon satati hai, wah
chale to gaye par tum udas mat ho , yeh bate sunkar usnethaan li ki wah apna rasta khud banayega, aur usne
ramkrishna math mein bharti hua, bahut mehnat ki aur pata hai kyahua us balak ka
bache : kya hua sir
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Nana patekar: wah bharat ka sarvashesh nagrik bana aur apne desh kanaam roshan karke rashtriya puraskar jeet gaya
nana patekar: isse kya seekh milti hai hume
bache : yeh ki mata pita ko jo pujte hain unka kabhi bhi bura nahi hota, aur weh har waqt desh ka naam uncha karte hain
nana patekar shabassh
nana patekar : congrats
hritik roshan : thank you sir
nana patekar : akhri din main tum Sab logo se miloonga
bache : thank you sir
scene 9
hritik roshan : aaj akhri din hai , principal ate hi honge
nanatekar : good morning bacho
bache : good morning sir
nana patekar : good morning bacho
bache : good morning sir
nana patekar : good morning bacho
bache : good morning sir
nana patekar : well done imandar sahib
hritk roshan : thankyou sir
bache : good morning madam
every body laughs
NEXT
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DOWRI
Kulbhushan kharbanda (father of rani mukherjee) Amitabh bachan (father of abhishek bachan)
Rani mukherjee (daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda)Deepika paudkone (daughter of nana patekar and friend of priyanka chopra)Nana patekar (father of deepika paudkone)
Abhishek bachan (son of amitabh bachan)Shabana azmi (mother of rani and priyanka)
priyanka chopra (2 nd daughter of kulbhushan kharbanda)tabu (mother of deepika paudkone)
scene 1
bride groom father : dahej laye
kulbhushan aap ke kahe anusar paanch lakh
bride groom father aur panch lakh
kulbhushan apne bas panch lakh manga tha
bride groom father ab mang raha hoon
kulbhushan mere pas jo tha aapko de diya, iske age main apko denahi sakta,
bride groom father to yeh shaadi nahi hogi
kulbhushan aap aisa nahi kar sakte , beti wale hai, thoda to rehamkariye, shaadi toot gayi to main gaav pe muh dikhane layak
nahi rahoonga
bride groom father woh pehle sochna tha shaadi se pehle, chalo baraat
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bride groom goes away
rani mukherjee dies by jumping in the well which was the affected bride for which marriage was being done. Everyone in the family cries
scene 2
Deepika paudkone : kya hua bahut naraz aur gupchup se baithi ho
Priyanka chopra behan ki yaad a rahi hai
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Deepika paudkone mere se baat korogi apne behan jo meri bhi saheli bhi thi.din bhar to tum apni behan ke bare mein soch nahi sakti .
kuch to socha hoga apne bare mein
Priyanka chopra yahi ki apni behan ka bartaav dekhkar dukh to hai parantu shaadi apni soch rahi hoon ki karoo ya na karoo
Deepika paudkone: mere khyal se iske bare mein bad mein sochenge.
Priyanka chopra shukriya
Scene 3
Amitabh bachan : Acha hua ki tum gaav mein theek samay par aye
Abhishek bachan kyon koi problem
Amitabh bachan nahi problem to nahi hai bas tumhare shaadi ki baat sochraha hoon
Abhishek bachan shaadi to mein gaav wali ladki se hi koroonga.
Amitabh bachan amazing tum shehar mein rahe ho to maine socha ki tum sheher ki ladki ko apnaoge
Abhishek bachan yahi agar sab gaav ke mard sochenge to gaav wali ladki sekaun shaadi karega
Amitabh bachan baat pate ki batayi hai. Isi baat ko lekar chalo tumhare shehar se ane ki khushi main kuch meetha ho jaye , cadburys chocolate
Dono haste hain
Scene 4
Nana patekar : ram ram satya hai
Tabu : kiski marne ki khushi main aap matham bana rahe ho
Nana patekar : waise socha ki tum jaogi bhagwan ke paas to mera time passkaise hoga
Tabu : bahut yaad a rahi hoon pehli baar
Nana patekar : kehte hai jab pet ki bhookh bud jaye to khane ki yaad ati hain
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Tabu : to main bas khana banane ki cheez hoon
Nana patekar : kehte hain ki jab biwi naraz ho jaye to padosan ka khanakhana padta hai
Tabu : to apka matlab hain ki mein bekar main apka khana banati hoon
Nana patekar : waise khyal bura nahi hain
Both laugh
Scene 5
Nana patekar : kaha se a rahi ho meri phooljhadi
Deepika paudkone : meri saheli ke ghar se
Tabu : woh kulbhushan kharbanda ke ghar se
Deepika paudkone : haan
Nana patekar : waise barsaat waha joro se ho rahi hain hain na meri phooljhadi
Deepika paudkone : papa aap bhi na.koi baat aap serious se nahi lete
Nana patekar : lo ab phooljhadi ko bhi gussa a gayi. Ek biwi meri aur doosri phooljhadi
Tabu : kabhi to serious ho jayiye
Nana patekar : apno ne kaha hain ki seriousness ek toofan ki tarah atahain aur log apne ko sambhalte hua jeevan ka swad nahi
chakte. Seriously comedy is required
Tabu : phir bhi har baat mein joke
Nana patekar : chalo aaj se no comedy unless required
Dono tabu and deepika : thanks
Scene 6
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Shabana azmi : beti khana khaogi
Priyanka chopra : nahi bhook nahi hai
Shabana azmi : vruksh ka pata jab sookh jata hain to vruksh use nikal phekta hain, usi tarah vyarth main asoo bahane se kuch hasil
nahi hota
Priyanka chopra : pani ka gehraav itna ander hain ki asoo rukte hi nahi
Shabana azmi ; kal kisne dekha hain ki vyarth main assoo beh rahe hain. Aaj socho kal kisne dekha hain
Priyanka chopra : kal ki soch hain to dar lagta hain
Shabana azmi : kisse dar lagta hain
Priyanka chopra : behan ko dekha tha, aaj samne nahi hain sochoo ki log itnebure kyon hain
Shabana azmi : log ache hain, soch purani hain, vartmaan kehta hain ki logo main badlavv aana chahiye
Priyanka chopra : kya behan ne theek kiya
Shabana azmi : apni apni soch hain tumhe kya lagta hain
Priyanka chopra : pata nahi bas irada pakka nahi hain shadi karne ka , behanchali gayi , khali khali sa lagta hain yeh duniya aisi kyon hain
Shabana azmi : log apne hain , paraye ho gaye, jhooth aur fareb ki duniyamain sab kho gaye. Takat aur himmat ki baat karte hain log ,
bina pehchane log apas main jhagda karte hain, sahi aur
galat ka andaza apni nazariye se anuman lagate hain. Kya kaheapne aap se jab logo ki soch itni purani hain.
Priyanka chopra : kya logo main chetna jagrut kar sakte hain hum sab.
Shabana azmi : karne ki chaah agar ho to asmaan bhi jameen par a girtahain.
Priyanka chopra : thanks
Dono khushi khushi ek saath khana khate hain
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Scene 7
Kulbhushan kharbanda : Kya hua beti so gayi
Shabana azmi : ha so gayi par udas thi, neend ki ek goli di hai so jane ke liye
Kulbhushan kharbanda : beti ki yaad to mujhe bhi a rahi hai, kya karoo main
Shabana azmi : dukh ke asoo hai rok ke rakhiye doosri beti ki shaadi par
Kulbhushan kharbanda : kya pata doosri beti ki shaadi hogi ya nahi, pehli beti ka sadma abhi bhi saha nahi jata
Shabana azmi: shubh shubh boliye bhagvan har baat sunta hai, agar sun liya to doosri beti ka sadma bardash nahi hoga mujhse
Kulbhushan kharbanda : khoob kaha
S cene 8
Abhishek bachan : kuch karne ka irada hai mamaji
Nana patekar kya karoo jab tere jaise ladke se pala jo pada hai
Abhishek bachan : ab maine kya kiya
Nana patekar : kuch bhi nahi tere pitaji phone par baat hui thi kaha tuanpad, gavar ladki se shaadi karne ke liye raji ho gaya.
Waise kaun si ladki dekhi hai tumne is gaav mein
Abhishek bachan : abhi tak to nahi dekhi. Parantu soch raho hoon. Wahmukhiya ki pehli beti ne atmahatya kar li hai , aisa suna hai
Nana patekar: acha naam suna hai, bahut himmat wali thi, naam kewaste, dam kuch bhi nahi tha us ladki main, main hota to us
ladke ke baap par aisa chanta marta tha ki uski 32 kyakehte hai batees daant tod ke uske haath mein de kar kehta
surat tabhi dikhana jab tu nakli dant lagvayega
Abhishek bachan : aur uske age
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Nana patekar : uske age phir se tod ke gums rehte hai na uski maramat ke liye paise de deta
Abhishek bachan : iska matlab phir se bates daant
Nana patekar: theek suna
Aur dono haste hain
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Tabu : bhaiya bete ki shaadi kab kar rahe ho
Amitabh bachan : wahi soch raho hoon kisse karvavu, biwi hoti to kuch baat hoti, wah to guzar gayi , . Aur mere ko akela apne bet eke
saath rehna pad raha hai
Tabu : to usme kaun si baat hai, koi problem hai bete se
Amitabh bachan : problem kuch nahi, shaadi karvavu apne ladke se, mujhe tokoi nazar nahi ati
Tabu : kulbhushan kharbanda ki doosri beti hai, khoobsorat hai,hasmukh hai, acha english bol leti hai, baat karoo unse
Amitabh bachan : na baba na, woh serious admi se, jab bhi bhi dekho udas man se betha rehta hai, ek bar gaya tha unke ghar, pani ki ek
glass di thi shabana azmi, uske baad to doosri glass ayi nahi, pyaas se mar gaya
Tabu : to phir se doosri mang lena tha
Amitabh bachan : waise shaadi ke liye beta raji ho jaye to karva doonga agar
abhishek bachan aur priyanka chopra dono raji ho to
Tabu : waise ab jana theek nahi hoga baat karne ke liye, ek saal tointezaar karna hoga, agar tumhari izazat ho to shabana
azmi se baat karke tumhe fauran bata doongi.
Amitabh bachan : waise tumhe is mauke par ek meeetha ho jaye cadburyschocolate
Tabu : thanks
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Scene 10
Deepika paudkone : tumhari shaadi ka prastav meri mummy lekar tumhare ghar a rahi hai
Priyanka chopra kya meri shaadi ka prastaaav
Deepika paudkone : bewkoof mere bhai ka prastav tumhare saath.
Priyanka chopra: kyon main abhi bhi soch rahi hoon. Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal ka waqt lagta hai shaadi
karne ke liye
Deepika paudkone : tum bhi purane khayalo ki ladki ho. Jab acha var mil rahahai to hindu mythology ko maro goli. Bacho jaisi baat mat
karo
Priyanka chopra : bade log manege
Deepika paudkone : to tum shaadi ke liye raji ho
Priyanka chopra : abhi bhi soch rahi hoon . ladke ko dekhkar shaadi karunge , phir bhi agar bade raji ho to
Deepika paudkone : woh mere pitaji aur amitabh bachan dekh lenge tumhare pitaji ke saath
Piyanka chopra : woh amitabh bachan jo harwaqt kehte hai kuch meethaho jaye cadburys chocolate
Deepika paudkone : haa
aur Dono haste hai
scene 11
abhishek bachan : aap ka naam priyanka chopra hai
priyanka chopra : haa aur apka naam abhishek bachan hai
abhishek bachan ; to apne mera naam suna hai
priyanka chopra : waise apne jo naam suna hai humara, waise maine bhi aap
ka naam suna hai deepika paudkone ke muh se
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abhishek bachan : waise main ladki ko dekhkar samajh jata hoon achi hai yaburi
priyanka chopra : woh kaise
abhishek bachan : bas practical experience in handling women
priyanka chopra : thodi bahut English mujhko bhi ati hai
abhishek bachan : kaha tak padi hai apne
priyanka chopra : graduation in English medium
abhishek bachan ; to post graduation karni thi
priyanka chopra : mere papa thode purane khayalo ke hai isliye
abhishek bachan : apki behan kho jane ka dukh mujhe bhi hai
priyanka chopra : thanks for your concern
abhishek bachan : waise aap shaadi karengi
priyanka chopra : Itni jaldi nahi kar sakti. As per hindu mythology ek saal kawaqt lagta hai shaadi karne ke liye.
Abhishek bachan : aap ka matlab hai ki agar koi acha ladka mila to aap hindumythology ke hisab se use bhi thukra denge
Priyanka chopra : yeh sab bujurg log mante hai.
Abhishek bachan : kya aap sab yeh mante hai
Priyanka chopra : nahi , deepika paudkone ne bhi yeh kaha tha
Abhishek bachan : behan bhai ka rishta hai isliye
Priyanka chopra : aap bahut dilchasp admi hai, shaadi karne main apse koi shikayat nahi hai
Abhishek bachan : thankyou, aap bhi kamal ki ladki hai, sunkar khushi hui,mere pitaji apke pitaji se baat karenge amne samne.
Abhishek bachan : to is baat par kuch meetha ho jaye cadburys chocolate
Dono haste hain
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Scene 12
Kulbhushan kharbanda : ayiye padhariye, kaise ana hua mere dwar par
Amitabh bachan : socha ki apse important baat kar saku
Nana patekar : waise idea amitabh bachan ka tha apse milne ka
Shabana azmi : bahut dino ke baad hamari yaad ayi
Amitabh bachan : aisa hi samajh lijiye
Nana patekar : waise jab ladka ladki raji hai to kya karega kaji
Kulbhushan kharbanda : to shaadi ka prastav lekar aye hai aap , apko malumhona chahiye ki meri pehli beti kuch hafte pehle gujar gayi
hai
Amitabh bachan : malum hai
Shabana azmi : ek saal tak hum apni beti ka rishta kisi ke saath nahi rakhna chahte
Nana patekar : apne purani kahawat to suni hai ki mor barsaat ke season mein nachta hai
Shabana azmi : to iska matlab
Amitabh bachan : iska matlab hai ki jab ladka aur ladki raji hai to shaadi mein inkaar kaisa
Kulbhushan kharbanda : hamari beti ne iska jikar nahi kiya hai
Nana patekar : ab puch lijiye
Shabana azmi : kya kehti ho beti
Priyanka chopra ; mein raji hoon
Shabana azmi : humari taraf se koyi khed nahi hai, parantu pehli beti ki guzar jane ka khed hai
Amitabh bachan : woh purane khayalon ki baat hai, ab jab pura desh jagutha hai to hum mein bhi badlav ana chahiye
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Nana patekar : yeh baat to tumne theek kaha
Tabu : aap samajh rahe honge ki dahej mein hame kya chahiye
Kulbhushan kharbanda : mein bhi yahi soch raha tha
Nana patekar : duniya ulat pulat ho gayi, ladkiya khel kud kar rahihain,.vishwa mein ladkiya kamal kar rahi hain, purane khayalat
log chodne ko raji hai, desh taraki kar rahi hain, aur aapabhi tak purane khayalon mein hain
Shabana azmi : yeh sab shastron mein likha hai
Tabu : apko malum hai ki meri shaadi kaise huyi thi. Main batati hoon, mere pitaji ka dehanth theek teen din meri shadi nana
patekar se hone ki thi . phir bhi hamne shaadi ki taki ladki yani meri jindagi kharab na ho jaye. Kya hum dono khush
nahi hai
Kulbhushan kharbanda : yeh baat to mujhe pata hai , parantu
Abhishek bachan : kya mein mar jaonga shaadi ki to apki beti se, kya yeh shastron mein likha hai. Apne yeh to suna hoga ki kali bili ko
dekhne se aur cheekh teen bar ane se, log pehle saalo meinandhvishwas the is baat ko lekar, kya wah ab koi yakeen
karta hai, soch ke batayiye
Shabana azmi : mera bhi yahi vishwas hai ki purane khayalat chod denachahiye
Nana patekar : janam janam ka saath pati patni par dono ko vishwas hokuch bhi asambhav nahi hai.
Deepika paudkone : thumak thumak ka nache ladki phuljhadi hai mera naam,yakeen aap sabko a jayega bas rukna hai apko ek saal
shaadi ke bad
Shabana azmi, kulbhushan kharbanda : hum sab raji hai
Amitabh bachan : to is baat par ek kuch meetha ho jaye cadburys chocolate
Sab haste hain aur priyanka chopra aur abhishek bachan ki shaadi ho jati hai ,aur ek saal mein do bache paida karke khushi khushi apna ghar ek naya sa
gaav mein banate hain
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NEXT
JAAN KI KIMAT
Kulbhushan kharbanda (scientist chandrabhushan)Nasaruddin shah (colleague of kulbhushan kharbanda)Pran (colleague of nasaruddin shah)
Rekha (neighbour of nasaruddin shah)Shah rukh khan (investigating officer)Sanjay dutt (driver of nasaruddin shah)Sunil shetty (relative of nasaruddin shah)Om puri (boss of shah rukh khan)preity zinta (shah rukh khan ki biwi)Tabu (sunil shetty wife)
Om puri : Kehte hai, Mumbai ki sadko par kam se kam roj, chaalis se pachaslog
gangsters ki maut hoti hai . yeh kahani aisi hi anokhi hai ek policeofficer
crime branch officer ki hai, naam kabir khan.
Shah rukh khan : Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh kepukarte hai.
Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam karraha
hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke logkaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte
hogeki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhi
inhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye ekkahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale,
safar 3saal pehle ki yeh kahani
Scene 1
Police officer : ek lash mili hain. sun kar hairan ho jaoge
Shahrukh khan kiski
Police officer mashoor scientist Chandra bhushan ki
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Shahruk khan oh shit kaha par
Police officer pahadi ke north block khandar mein
Shah rukh khan chalo
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Shahrukh khan : inki maut kabh huyi thi
Doctor kareeb 3:30 am per
Shah rukh khan koi nishan, ya ghav
Doctor bilkul nahi, kehna mushkil hai, postmortem report se pata chal saktahai
Scene 3
Preity zinta : aaj bahut der kar di ane mein
Shahrukh khan ek buri khabar hain bharat ke liye
preity zinta kyon tumne police ki naukri chod di hai kya
Shah rukh khan majak mat karo I am serious
Preity zinta ok information kya hai
Shah rukh khan scientist Chandra bhushan ki maut ho gayi aaj
Preity zinta try karoo is case mein
Shah rukh khan tum aur madad chodo tumhe police investigation ke bare mein kyaMaloom hai tumhe
Shah rukh khan jab main solve nahi kar paonga to tumhari madad jaroor loonga
Preity zinta woh mashoor scientist . jisne bharat ko solar energy ke bare meinavgat karaya . its very shocking . kaise
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Shah rukh khan maloom nahi. Mujhe niyukt kiya hai iski jaalpadtal ke liye
Shah rukh khan good night
Preity zinta good night
Scene 3
Shamshaan ghat par
Shah rukh khan : apka naam
Sunil shetty srinivas
Shah rukh khan karte kya hai
Sunil shetty business chalata hoon
Shah rukh khan nasaruddin shah ke
Sunil shetty karibi rishtedar, maa ki taraf se
Shah rukh khan kal aap ghar par the yani nasaruddin shah ke ghar par
Sunil shetty unse baat kar raha tha business ke silsilay mein
Shahrukh khan kab tak
Sunil shetty theek barah baje tak
Shah rukh khan itne yakeen se aap kaise keh sakte hai
Sunil shetty kyonki theek barah baje hamare ilake se train gujarti hai
Shah rukh khan thank you
Sunil shetty its my pleasure
Scene 4
Shah rukh khan aapka naam
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Tabu jhansi
Shah rukh khan wife of
Tabu sunil shetty
Shah rukh khan kab se janti hai aap sunil shetty ko
Tabu kareeb 3 saal se
Shah rukh khan arranged marriage
Tabu no, love + arranged marriage
Shah rukh khan maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi
Tabu saheli ke ghar thi
Shah rukh khan yani pati ke saath jhagda
Tabu nahi bas pati ne kaha ek bar dost ke ghar hoke aao
Shah rukh khan to apne maan li
Tabu haa kyon koi problem
Shah rukh khan bilkul nahi
Shah rukh khan saheli ka address hoga apke paas
Tabu address mere paas nahi hai parantu phone number de sakti hoon.phone kabhi bajta hai, kabhi nahi
Shah rukh khan dijiye
Scene 5
Shah rukh khan : naam
Sanjay dutt : naam mein kya rakha hai saab
Shah rukh khan paheli mein mat bolo pura naam
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Sanjay dutt kishore kumar chatopadhyay
Shah rukh khan naam kisi film star ki lagti hai
Sanjay dutt mere papa unke bade fan the
Shah rukh khan nasaruddin shah ko kabh se jante ho
Sanjay dutt jab se hosh sambhala hai tabse
Shah rukh khan umar
Sanjay dutt tees saal
Shah rukh khan iska matlab tees saal se tum nasaruddin shah ko jante ho
Sanjay dutt aap bahut samajhdar admi malum hote hai
Shah rukh khan jab nasaruddin shah ki maut huyi thi to tum kya kar rahe the
Sanjay dutt dost se milne gaya tha
Shah rukh khan das baje
Sanjay dutt nahi 11:30 ko
Shah rukh khan ghar kab aye the
Sanjay dutt subah ke 4 baje . nasaruddin shah se permission pichle din hiliyaTha
Shah rukh khan kya main tumhare dost se baat kar sakta hoon. Koi addresshoga tumhare paas
Sanjay dutt woh usi din gaav chala gaya tha
Shah rukh khan to gaav ka address
Sanjay dutt malum nahi
Shah rukh khan ok phir baat karenge
Sanjay dutt Shukriya sahib
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Om puri : kya khabar hai tumhare case ki
Shah rukh khan : kuch khaas nahi par ek baat sata rahi hai
Om puri woh kya
Shah rukh khan ab tak hamne do logo se baat ki hai, yeh sunil shetty keh rahahai ki train 12 baje ko gujri, records mein jaane se yeh pata
lagta hain ki train us samay 12 ke bajay 12:30 ko gujri thi,
ompuri yaani yeh sunilshetty jhoot bol raha hai ya guess work kar rahahai
shah rukh khan right sir
ompuri aur kitne log hai baat karne ke liye ,
shah rukh khan : sir ek padosan hai naam kamla shastri(shabana azmi) samajsevika unse baat karni hai
scene 7
om puri: aapka naam
shabana azmi kamala shastri
om puri pati
shabana azmi do saal pehle guzar gaye
om puari bache
shabana azmi nahi
ompuri kaam
shabana azmi social service, samaj sevika
om puri nasaruddin shah ki maut ke samay aap kya kar rahi thi
shabana azmi raat ko kaun kya karat hai
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ompuri intelligent answer to aap so rahi thi
ompuri koi bhi ghatna jise sunte he aap baukla gayi us din, kuch awaaz
shabana azmi kuch nahi , ek cheekh jaisi awaaz ayi thi par wah sirf tees secondki thi
om pure kaisi awaaz
shabana azmi sher ya cheetah ki
om puri kitna yakeen hai awaaz par
shabana azmi utna nahi
ompuri kya train ki thi
shabana azmi malum nahi par ho sakta hai
scene 8
om puri : naam
amitabh bachan : raju shrivastav
om puri aaj ke comedian ka naam hai
amitabh bachan uska naam rakh ke galti ki
om puri woh kaise
amitabh bacchant seedhi si baat hai, aap se pala jo pad gaya
om puri karte kya hai
amitabh bachan desh seva
om puri yaani
amitabh bachan we do experiments for the coming generation in solar energy
om puri aap subah ke teen baje kya kar rahe the
amitabh bachan experiment on moonlight
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om puri aapme junoon bahut hain
amitabh bachan I love my profession
om puri nasaruddin shah se aap kab baat ki thi
amitabh bachan malum nahi . mein kabhi ghadi nahi dekhta
om puri baat kya thi
amitabh bachan wohi solar energy, hum yeh soch rahe the ki surya ki kiran se togharelu cheeze kam karti , kya wah, moonlight se bhi ki jaati
hai ki nahi
om puri thank you
amitabh bachan phir milenge
scene 9
shah rukh khan aapka naam kya hai
nana patekar log jis naam se jante hain us naam se
shah rukh khan yaani
nana patekar pathan , rudra pratap singh pathan
shah rukh khan yah apka kaam
nana patekar jo bhi galat karta hai usko theek karta hoon
shah rukh khan rectification
nana patekar wohi accounts
shahrukh khan jis raat nasaruddin shah ki hatya hui thi aap kya kar rahe the
nana patekar kalam ka upyog kar raha tha
shah rukh khan yaani accounts
shah rukh khan kab tak
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nana patekar barah baje tak
shah rukh khan kuch anhoni ghatna us raat ko
nana patekar ek baat thi
shah rukh khan woh kya
nana patekar amitabh bachan chintit the
shahrukh khan kis baat ko lekar
nana patekar malum nahi, woh kuch record kar rahe the
shah rukh khan record kis cheez par
nana patekar unke paas har waqt ek radio aur cassette rehta hai aur un par recordkarte rehte hai
shah rukh khan kya recording hoti hai us par aap bata sakte hai
nana patekar nature, kuch bhi cheese jo unke fayde ki ho
shah rukh khan thankyou
nana patekar phir milenge
scene 10
shahrukh khan : mujhe behad khushi hain ke maine tum sab logo ko bulvaya hai
shahrukhkhan main introduce karta hoon apni biwi priyanka chopra
preity zinta hello
Sharukh khan is kahani ki shuruvat meri biwi se hoti hai
Shahrukh khan jaise ki aap sabko pata hai ki Mumbai blasts main terrorist ka behadhaath tha us samay main ek junior police officer ki naukri
kar raha tha. Us samay maine apni biwi se shaadi ki . us samay meribiwi Mumbai blasts main apne mata , pita ko kho chuki thi.
Aur tum sabko hairangi hogi ki meri biwi ke mata pita instead of dyingin the Mumbai blasts died in a road accident
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preity zinta is shocked
shahrukh khan : where are you going priyanka , kahani abhi shuru hui hai
preity zinta how did you know this
shahrukhkhan tumne jab kaha ki main madad kar doo to maine socha dussaal
se janta hoon tumhe tumne ek bar bhi kisi case maininterest
nahi liya , is kahani main tumne interest kyon liya. Maine jaan
padtal ki aur tum is nasaruddin shah ko bilkul nahi jantiparantu
tum amitabh bachan ko janti ho. woh tumhare papa ke achedost
the Maine tabu se baat ki phone number mobile ka liya par jab
bhi mulakat karni chahi par pata chala wrong numbertha,.
Phone directory mein us number ka koi ata pata nahi tha.Malum karna
chahta tha ki address kya hai phir pata chala ki tabu suddenlymaike chali gayi. Mujhe dal mein kala nazar aya aur maine
uskibiodata check ki
ompuri kahani main aur ek twist hai , sab logo ne jhoot bola, driverne
kaha woh apne dost se milne gaya, koi bhi raat ko dost semilne
kyon jayega, koi to baat hogi, tab pata chala ki wah dost aurkoi
nahi balki khud sunil shetty ki wife tabu hai . woh ek doosrese
behad mohabbat karte hai ek saal se chori chupe. Hum undono
ke peeche detectives lagaye the
sunil shetty is shocked
ompuri aur ek kahani suniye sunil shetty ne kaha woh business kibatein
kar raha tha nasarudin shah se aur theek 12 baje usne train kicheekh suni,records ke hisab se train instead of 12 , came at
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12:30. usi samay shabana azmi ne sher ya cheetah ki cheekhsuni,
do admi aur aurat ne wah cheekh suni, aur wah cheekh karnewala aur koi nahi tha woh tha amitabh bachan ki radio
speakerfull volume mein is tarah jo apne kaam ko chodkar seedha
milnegaya tha sanjay dutt aur tabu se milne . Sanjay dutt aur koi
nahiamitabh bachan ka beta hai
Yeh characters preity zinta, tabu, amitabhbachan aur sanjay dutt are all terrorists
story is prakar ki hai
nasaruddin shah aur amitabh bachan ki khoob jamti nahi thi. Dono mein bahut behashoti thi solar energy ke upyog ke bare mein, amitabh bachan wanted to do experimentseven on moonlight us raat 11:30 ko amitabh bachan ne train ke cheekh ki awaaz sunayiaur theek sunil shetty ke jane ke baad nasaruddin shah se milne andar gaye nasaruddinshah ko bomb solar bomb mein bilkul shauk nahi tha aur amitabh bachan wanted it to besold to foreigners. Nasaruddin shah ko bhadak lag gayi ki amitabh bachan wanted toprepare bomb for terrorist becase he himself is a terrorist . baat karte samay nasaruddinshah se ugal gayi kit um terrorist ke liye kam karte ho . amitabh bachan ko hairangi huiaur usi waqt usne sanjay dutt jo bahar khada tha andar aya dono ne naak ki sans rok dibees minute tak, koi nishan nahi . car mein bithaya aur khandar le ja ke chod diya
ending scene
Om puri: kehte hai is ghatna ke bad shah rukh khan ne doosri shaadi karne se inkar kardiya. Usne bas yahi kaha ki use preity zinta jaisi biwi nahi chahiye,aur alag kisam ki ladkimilna bahut mushkil ka kaam hai. magar kudrat ka khel dekho ki bolte bolte yeh baat ,khud shah rukh khan ko phir se pyaar ho gaya aur usne doosri shadi rani mukherji sekar le, unke 2 bache bhi hai. Is bar shaadi se pehle usne biodata apni biwi terah baarcheck karke shadi ki
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AKSHAR PYAAR KA
John AbrahamAbhishek bachanPreity zinta
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ayesha takadiaNana patekar (gaav ka mukhiya)Kiron kher (mukhiya ki wife)Ashutosh rana (madman in village)Saif ali khan
Scene 1
Four guys hritik roshan, priyanka chopra, preity zinta and john Abraham coming out of bus
Hritik roshan utro sab mere ko malum hai
Saif ali khan kya malum hai, mat utro
Priety zinta utro sab hritik roshan ko malum hain, kaha pe utarna hain
Hritik roshan : are yaar, yeh gaav mein a gaye hai
Priety zinta are, bus ko roko, bus ko roko
John Abraham very bad man, bus left
Saif ali khan doosri a jayegi
ayesha takadia phir bhi ab kya kare
Priety zinta karna kya hai, dusre bas ka intazaar
Hritik roshan pata nahi, kitni der rukna padega
John Abraham sab log, is tarah ghoor kyon rahe hai
Hritik roshan mere ko kya malum
ayesha takadia chalo, in logo se poochte hain
Priety zinta kya pooche
ayesh takadia yahi, ki aur ek bus main ane ke liye kitna der lagega
John abraham bhai, aur ek bus ane ke leye kitna samay lagega
Villager ek hafta
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Saif ali khan ek hafta
Hritik roshan kaun befkoof ne kaha, utarne ke leye
Charo tumne
Hritik roshan lo joote bhi main khau, aur mar bhi, maja nahi aya
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John Abraham kya hum bus stop pe pooch lenge, kisi se rasta
Hritik roshan nahi, hum doond lenge, gaav chota hi hoga
John Abraham : abhi, kitni door chalna padega
Priety zinta kya, hum sahi rasta jaa rahe hain
Saif ali khan kisko malum
ayesha takadia yaha hume, door door se koi nazar hi nahi a raha
Saif ali khan nazare dekho khet khalyan ki what a beautiful place
Priety zinta hume, usi samay busstop pe pooch lena tha rasta
hritik roshan kiski idea thi, nahi poochne ki
charo tumhari
Hritik roshan wah jab bhi dekho, main fas jata hoon
John Abraham woh raha gaav ki basti
Priety zinta kya hame rehne ke liye, kuch milega
Hritik roshan kya pata
ayesha takadia gaav ke mukhiya se baat karni padegi
Saif ali khan yaah thats a good idea
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Village scene
Nana patekar are shabana azmi, kitni der loge chai banana ke liye
Kiron kher sher ko chai ki padi hai, aur hume waqt ki
Nana patekar waqt na kisi ke liye ruka hai, na rukega, par meri chai, har waqttheek samay pe nahi ati
Sab ayesha takadia , john Abraham , hritik roshan, priety zinta, saif ali khan
Hritik roshan yaha ke mukhiya kaun hai sir
Nana patekar wah jo safed kapde main betha hai, woh hai mukhiya
Hritik roshan sir, yaha sirf aap ke siva koi betha nahi safed kapde par
Nana patekar to kya samjhe
Saif ali khan aap hi is gaav ke mukhiya hai
Nana patekar very good
John Abraham sir hum sab bus se jaldbaji mein utar gaye hai , rehne ke liye, ek Hafteke liye kuch makan mil sakta hai
Kiron kher Der se aye par durust se aye , ek makan hai mere bhai ki chahiye
Sab chahiye
ayesha takadia aapka naam
Nana patekar safed kapdo ki biwi
Priety zinta yani apki biwi
ayesha takadia kuch khane ko mil sakta hai
Nana patekar : Khana usi waqt milega jab pet mein choohe daudege. Tabhi khane meinmaja aata hai samjhe sab
sab yes sir
john abraham yeh ladki kaun hai
shabana azmi meri beti, par bol nahi sakti
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scene 4
gaav mein ghumte huye
priety zinta woh admi kaun hai
saif ali khan kaun admi
villager kaun woh jo peepal ki chaav mein baitha hai
priety zinta ha
villager Ek paagal admi hai jo bolta bahut hai par kuch karta nahi bakwas admibilkul kaamchor
john Abraham Naam kya hai
villager ashutosh rana
priety zinta dikhne pe kuch khaas nahi
ayesha takadia din bhar karta kya hoga
hritik roshan baat kare
sab naa baba naa , pagal se batcheet
hritik roshan kuch nahi hota , chalo main batata hoon
ashutosh rana kaam aisa karo jo dusre logo ki bolti band ho jaye
john abraham kaun sa kaam
shahrukh jis kaam ke liye tum aye ho aur bhagvan ne bhijaya hai wah kaam
hritik hume yaha par kaun kaam dega
ashutosh rana poochne per bhagvan bhi mil jata hai, socho
ayesha takadia kuch direction
ashutosh rana ek gubarah hawa main
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saif ali khan hum kuch samjhe nahi
ashutosh rana waqt ane par samajh jaoge
scene 5hritik roshan wah kya dialogue ek gubarah hawa main
john abraham baat main dam hain
priety zinta uska matlab kya hai
ayesha takadia socho, kuch to baat hogi
hritik roshan gubarah, hawa , under hawa , gubarah bahar , hawa under , gubarahhawa main, kuch baat ban rahi hai
saif ali khan to
hritik dekho bina hawa ke gubarah upar hawa main ud nahi sakta
ayesha takadia aur jo ud nahi sakta wah zameen par hi rehta hai
john Abraham jiske under shakti hoti hai woh undharooni wah chand ko bhi pa saktahai
saif ali khan kya ham sub villagers ko mobilize karenge, education
hritik roshan yaha ke mukhiya , mukhiya ki biwi se baat karni hai
ayesha takadia nana patekar sir kya hum gaav mein education system la sakte hain
Nana patekar : surya ki kiran ana hai sabhi gaav vasi ke logo ke liye aur woh asha ki
kiran tum sab log ho, vichar acha hai
Hritik roshan : aap sher hai
Nana patekar itna bhi mere upar yakeen mat rakho kabhi na kabhi sher ko bhi Papadbelna padta hai
Kironkher sherni ki sahayata chahiye to bolo, sherni hazir hain
Nana patekar main aaj shaam ko panchayat bulata hoon aur teacher ko bhi
Hritik roshan to yaha par teacher bhi hai
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Nana patekar pehele teen the, ab sirf do, meri biwi aur teacher
Scene 6
Village panchayat
Nana patekar ; gaav walo, aap sab ko malum hai ki, main, is gaav ka mukhiya charsaal se hoon, .aur Akhri saal mein main kuch na kuch karke
choduga, yeh mera wada tha or hai, hume yeh dikha dena hai kihumare dusre bharat ke graam wasiyo ke liye, ki ham mein wah
kabliyat hai, ki hum ek acha or sunehra bhavishya apne ane walebacho ke liye banaye. Isi udesh se main chatopadhyay apka
thoda sa waqt mangkar, kuch apki taraf prastuth karna chahta
hain.Apko hairangi hogi ki ab main kuch apne naye dosto semilvana chahta hoon jo is gaav ka bhala chahte hain
After introducing these 5
Nana patekar : in charo ki khwaish aur meri bhi yeh hai ki, yaha par jo school bantereh gaya wah poora hokar, phir se siksha is gaav main
prarambh karenge aur meri, aap sab se vinti hai ki is ache vichar kesaath thoda aap sab logo ka yogdan ,apne is gaav ki taraf ho.
Meri yeh kamna hai ki aap sab is junoon ke sath mera sahyog de, taki
ane wali pidi humara naam gaurav se le.
Villager iske liye paisa kaun dega mukhiya
Nanapatekar iska bhi prabandh ho gaya hai , hamare charo dosto ne kaha hai kisarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara yeh paise ikhate karenge aur
school ko chalayenge
Villager par school chalane ke leye teacher ki jaroorat hogi uska kya
Nana patekar hamare yaha meri biwi ke ilawa aur ek teacher hai jo aap sab jantehai, maine khud unse baat ki aur pata chala ki wah apni kuch
saheliyon ko nyota degi, agar school ke liye wah raji ho gaye to schoolban sakta hai. Nahi to sarva siksha abhiyan ke dwara hum
koi na koi teacher avashya doond lenge humare mitro ki sahaytase.Humare dosto ne kaha ki jab tak school chaloo nahi hota wey
kahi nahi jayenge, bas hame aap logo ki sahayta chahiye
Villagers mein hulchul
Villager : mera beta roj din ke pachas rupaiya kamata hai, agar maine useschool bhej diya to amdani kam pad jayegi, aur bhook se hum mar
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sakte hai
Nana patekar mere khyal se hum yeh school shaam ke cheh baje se shooru karenge,agar bache ki tagad kam padi to yeh school saat baje se
muft mein chalegi, ab khush. Aur ek khush khabar yeh hai ki hamaredosto ne kaha hai ki we education ministry se baat karke har
ek bacha jo school jata hai us ghar ko mahine main ek bar 20 kg ka anajdenge Iske siva mera aur koi udeshya nahi tha. Kya aaap
chahenge ki ane wali pidi hame yaad rakhe bolo haa ya naa
Sab :villagers Haaa
Nana patekar : aur sab log bolo bharat mata ki jai
Sab : Bharat mata ki jai
scene 7
john abraham : ab panchayat bhi ho gayi, aur log tayar bhi bahut jald ho gaye ab kyaproblem a sakti hai
hritik roshan kya hum us pagal admi se pooch sakte hai
sab teeno no way
hritik roshan koshish karne mein kya burayi hai,. Last time usi ki badaulat hum yehkaam utha sakne main kamyab huye the
sab to chalo par baat is bar john Abraham karege
sab theek hai
john Abraham bhai kuch vichar chahiye tha kuch age karne ke liye
ashutosh rana rasta bhatak gaye ho gubare ki tarah, sahi rasta dor hai
hritik roshan jawab nahi apka
sab charo kya matlab
hritik roshan hum sab mere papa jo home minister hai baat karke gaav ka bhalakarenge
ayesha takadia idea acha hai kya hum mukhiya ki biwi ko le jayenge uncle se baat
karne ke liye
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nana patekar vichar acha hai, kyon jaoge
kiron kher main to har taraf se tayar baithi hoon
scene 8danny danjopa sab agaye, bahut late kar di
hritik roshan haa ek gaav pasand a gayi, wahi par theher gaye accidentally
john Abraham uncle hum apki madad lena chahte hai
saif ali khan desh ki unnati ke liye karna padega
danny danjopa woh kaise
priety zinta hamare saath gaav ki mukhiya ki biwi ayi hai , wah kuch minto ke liyebaat karna chahti hai, kya hum use under ane de
education minister jaroor
ayesha takadia thank you sir
scene 9
kiron kher namaste
dannydenzopa namaste
kiron kher main gaav kopargaav se ayi hoon
danny denzopa kuch batana tha apko, kahiye
kiron kher ghode ko pani pilana hai taki bharatvasi ka gaav khush rahe
danny denzopa samjha nahi
kiron kher kehte hai gaav agar pyara lage to desh sudhar sakta hai
danny denzopa aap pade huye malum lagte hai, kaha tak pada hai
kiron kher graduation kiya hai
danny denzopa to aap gaav mein kya kar rahi hai
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kiron kher sab log wahi galat sochte hai ki gaav mein kaam nahi hota
danny denzopa to aap gaav ko sudharna chahti hai
kiron kher karne ke liye sab raji hai bas apki izzazat chahiye
danny danzopa kis ke liye
kiron kher education ke liye
danny denjopa to sarva shiksha abhyan shooru karna chahti hai apke gaav mein
kiron kher theek samjhe par izzazat chahiye paiso ke liye
danny denzopa mil jayega ek hafte main , chief minister se baat karni padegi
kironkher shukriya
aur is tarah chaar ladko aur government ki sahayata se gaav ko education dilvake bharatka naam roshan kiya hai , kaha jata hai ki gaav walo main itna josh bharne ki wajah semukhiya nana patekar aur biwi ko mila, rashtriya puraskar.
Agar yaha par, is gaav mein education, laa sakte hain, to isi junoon se kyon na, aurgaavo mein education kyon nahi la sakte. Yeh samajhne ki baat hai ki,sare gaavo meinekta honi chahiye, kuch badlav lane ke liye aur wah badlav aaj ke navjavano ki hai
NEXT
KISSA MAUT KA
Shah rukh khan : Mera naam kabir khan hai, pyaar se mujhe sab khan keh kepukarte hai.
Main is field, yani crime branch field mein, dus saal se, kaam karraha
hoon. Mumbai ki utar chadav se, har jayese se vakiff hu. Yaha ke logkaise hai, unke bolne ka dang kaisa hai. Aap sab log yahi sochte
hogeki yeh sab main aap logo ko kisleye bata raho hoon. Meri kahani bhiinhi logo se shuruvat hoti hai. To shuruvat karte hai, aur ayiye meri
aur
ek kahani jo main aap logo se share karna chahta hoon . to chale,safar
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pichli kahani ke 2 saal pehle ki yeh kahani
Scene 1
Shahrukh khan : sir apne bulaya
Ompuri : haa
Shah rukh khan : kisliye
Ompuri : students andolan pe utar aye hai , control karna hai, police kostrategy chahiye, tumhari madad chahiye
shahrukh khan : thanks for selecting me
ompuri : tumhari case bahut padi hai, rashtriya puraskar milne ke chances hai,sifarish chahiye
shahrukh khan : apne balbute per ana chahta hoon , sifarish ke balbute par nahi
ompuri : jaisi tumhari marzi
scene 2
shahrukh khan : where is the IPS officer
officer : coming
shah rukh khan : problem kya hai
officer : student got beaten up by a police officer in the police station without
any reason
shah rukh khan : strategy chahiye
officer : haa sir
shah rukh khan : water use kare ya tear gas, student mein halchal mach gayi to hatapaiho jayegi ya students kuchle jane ka dar hai , aisa sochna
padega ki hum bhi khush aur woh bhi
officer : woh kaise
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shahrukh khan : sochne do pandrah minute dont disturb
officer: fine
shahrukh khan : ek tarkeeb hain
officer : woh kya sir
shahrukh khan : white flag to be hoisted by the officers to disperse in a peaceful manner
officer : sir students manege
shahrukh khan : try karke dekhenge , nahi huye to doosra tarkeeb sochenge
officer : doosri tarkeeb kya hogi
shahrukh khan : waqt ane par batunga
students ka halchal is beech mein student leader gets killed , nobody knows how tillshahrukh khan finds out that it is not police ki lathi but bullet
shah rukh khan discussing with om puri
ompuri : bahut pechida case ban gaya , ek taraf students ka andolan, doosre hishan student leader ki maut , kuch samjha nahi
shah rukh khan : case solve karoo
ompuri : meri madad chahiye
shah rukh khan : ji hoozoor
ompuri : kuch idea hai
shahrukh khan : parivar valo se milna padega solve karne ke liye
ompuri : yani koi dushman
shahrukh khan : maybe kuch bol nahi sakte
ompuri : fine job begins, best of luck to me and to you
scene 3
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mother : aap kaun
ompuri : CBI
mother : hamare se kuch kaam
shahrukh khan : haa aap ke bete ki maut ka jaanchpadtal
ompuri : andar baith sakte hain
shahrukh khan : apka beta kaisa tha, uske friends etc etc
father : uske do ache saathi the, roj raat tak gapshap karte the,
shah rukh khan : koi girlfriends
father : no, aisa hamne kabhi dekha nahi, kisi ladki ke saath , jab bhi bolta thabas ladko ke batcheet hoti thi
ompuri : uske koi dushman , kyonki student ka leader tha isliye
mother : usne aisa koi jikar nahi kiya , hamare saath, isliye bata nahi sakte
shahrukh khan : maut jab huyi thi to aap sab kya kar rahe the, koi batcheet
father : humne lakh koshish ki thi ki andolan mat karo, usne yahi kaha ki mainstudent ka leader hoon, mujhe jana hoga
mother : mere ko malum tha ki kuch na kuch hoga uske saath
shah rukh khan : un do dosto ke naam aur pata
father : pata hame nahi malum dono dost college ke friends hain naam shyamaur kishore
both : thank you
Scene 4
ompuri : autopsy report laye ho
shah rukh khan : ha sir
ompuri : report kya kehti hai
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shah rukh khan : wahi ki maut dus seconds main ho gayi, marne wale ne silencer gun semara hai, theek jaise samne se kareeb 60 feet ki doori se
ompuri : waha par to seedhi raste se koi makan bhi nahi tha, phir mara kaise
shah rukh khan : wahi maine bhi gaur kiya , waha pe jitne bhi makan the, waha semaine nishane baji dekhi thi , koi bhi theek se nishana lagana
namumkin hai
ompuri : waha pe koi vehicles
shah rukh khan : ho sakta hai, itni bheed main pehchanna bilkul namumkin hai, jaise kikis gadi se mara hai, kitne gadi khade the, kehna mushkil hai
ompuri : tumne body ko kareeb se nahi dekha,
shah rukh khan : woh kya sir
ompuri : yahi ki goli seedhi nahi ayi par upar se neeche ki direction
shah rukh khan : yani
ompuri : yani mere hisab se goli kahi unchi imarat se yah kisi helicopter se marihogi, maan lete hai aise, chale baat karni hai unke dosto se
shah rukh khan : you are genius, chaliye
ompuri : congrats to myself, par yeh such bhi ho sakti hai ya jhooth bhi, its justguesswork
Scene 5
shahrukh khan : tum dono ka naam
shyam : shyam
kishore : kishore
ompuri : pura naam
shyam : ghanshyam
kishore : kishore avasthy
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shah rukh khan : tum dono ravi ke kareebi dost ho
dono : yes sir, hum sab saath mein ek hi class mein college mein padte the
ompuri : marne ke samay mein tumne ravi ke saath koi batcheet ki
kishore : yes sir, us din kuch dara dara sa tha, malum nahi ek phone call uskemobile pe aya tha
shah rukh khan : mobile
shyam : ha sir, humne usse poocha tha to usne kaha ki pink city ka nazaradekhne ke liye bahar ane ko us anjan vyakti ne kaha hai
ompuri : koi vyakti ka naam, ya mobile number
kishore : bas usne yeh kaha ki ladki ki awaz hai, malum nahi kuch secret uskebare mein batana chahti thi college mein , kaha ki pink gulab
color wali rose lekar ayegi usse milne ke liye , us ladki ko pink colorpasand hai
shahrukh khan : kya secret
shyam : kehne se inkar kar diya usne, baki hum dono kuch nahi jante
dono : thank you for the cooperation
Scene 6
Professor : kya kaam hai mujhse
Ompuri : koi khas nahi bas ek ladke ravi ke bare main discuss karna hai, sunahai aap uske mentor the
Professor : woh ravi, haa bahut imandar bacha tha, uski maut ka hadsa mujhebardash nahi hua, padayi mein harwaqt doosre ladko se age tha
Shah rukh khan : maut ke din aapne usse baat ki
Professor : haa do bar, pehli bar jab wah college ki bus se college aya tha aurdoosri bar kisi ladki se baat kar raha tha,
Shah rukh khan : kaisi ladki
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Professor : kuch bata nahi sakta , kuch nayi ladki thi, campus mein use kabhidekha nahi, hatho mein chain, baal khule huye, kuch lipstick jaise
ki koi tapori ladki jaisi
Ompuri : kya koi sketch de sakte ho , kitni doori se apne dekha
Professor : kareeb 30, 40 feet ki doori se, teesri manjil se
Shahrukh khan : kya andaza hai us ladki ka
Professor : try kar sakta hoon
Ompuri : fine , kal theek panch baje, sketch apse le lenge us ladki ka
Shah rukh khan : aapme aur ravi mein kya batcheet huyi us ladki ke jane ke baad
Professor : bas dara sa hua tha us ladki ke jane ke baad, poochne par bataya kipehli bar wah us ladki se mila hai, kuch bolna chahta tha par
bina bole hi chala gaya
Dono : thankyou
Scene 7
Ompuri : college ke dean se baat kare , kuch kissa mil jaye
Shah rukh khan : jarror sir
Dean : aap dono
Shah rukh khan : CBI
Dean : mujhse koi kaam
Ompuri : bas yahi apke student leader ki murder mystery solve karne ke liyeapki madad chahiye
Dean : ji jarorr
Shah rukh khan : is ladki ki biodata hume chahiye, apke college ki ladki hai
Dean : shiva jara biodata nikalo, kabhi dekha nahi, campus mein
Ompuri : kya doosre students kisi aur college ke ate hain is college main
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Dean : nahi, doosre bache not allowed hain
Shahrukh khan : to hum man lete hain ki yeh ladki apke college ki hai
Dean : jarror, par aisi ladki kehna mushkil hai, dress sense kuch odd sa hai
Ompuri : hume bhi aisi hi lagta hai
Siva : sir aisi koi ladki humare computer biodata pe nahi hai
Dean : nahi hai, amazing, phir se check karo
Siva : do teen bar check ho chukka hai sir, lodki ka biodata nahi hai
Om puri : kya koi manual biodata hai apke pas
Dean : nahi, jo kuch bhi biodata of students hota hai , wah is computer meinstore kiya jata hai
Dono : thank you
Dean : ek madam hai juhi chawla, kya aap dono usse baat kar sakte hai, is ladkike bare mein, placement officer
Dono: fine
Scene 8
Juhi chawla : aap dono
Sha