history of mullets
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History of Mullets. Pictorial Evidence. History of Mullets - What is a mullet?. A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut Short on the sides and long at the back When asking for a mullet haircut this is what should be requested: - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
History of Mullets - History of Mullets - What is a mullet?What is a mullet?
• A mullet is a form of ridiculous haircut• Short on the sides and long at the back• When asking for a mullet haircut this is
what should be requested:
“One on the sides, don't touch the back , Six on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack"
History of Mullets - History of Mullets - Other terms for Other terms for
mulletmullet• A mullet is also known as: Hockey player haircut, Soccer Rocker, Guido, Bi
Level Shag, Neckwarmer, Ape Drape, Sphinx, Hack Job, Lobster, Mud Flap, B&T (bridge and tunnel), River cut (as in Colorado River), Schlong (short on the sides, long in back), S&L crisis, Long Island Iced Tease, SFLB (Short in Front,Long in Back - "sphil-be"), Squirrel Pelt, Scorp (as in scorpion), East Kentwood Hair, Sharpies Haircut, Plugger crop.
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This guy was
obviously
a famous Egyptian.
He was probably the
first person to ‘wear’
the mullet. Society
took the piss out of this
haircut 3,000 years ago
History of Mullets - History of Mullets - Mullets are Mullets are
declining………...just.declining………...just.
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• The economic crisis in Asia has once again seen Mullets Flourish in the region.
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsSouth America has recently seen a boom in
the number of people with mullets
History of MulletsHistory of Mullets Mullets have recently moved in a pack formation
into the Information Technology field
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsIn the 1990’s there has been the
introduction of the Lullet (lesbian mullet)
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• This is a perfect example of a mullet on a non-famous person.
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• That haircut is pretty ridiculous.
• However, a mullet on a famous person just seems more absurd.
• Why would someone in the public eye, earning millions of dollars subject themselves into such humiliation.
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsKenny G -The pied piper of mullets
Help me!!! I don’t want a mullet I am happy with my dreds
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsOnce he got
rid of his mullet
he got rid of his
stupid wife,
started rooting
Steffi Graph and
won every tournament
He is now #1
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• Some famous people you just think that it is inconceivable that they could have ever had a mullet.
• But they have!………...
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• Like the entire Chicago Bulls roster
Come on Fella’s
Lets show some
MULLETUDE!!!
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsOK Phil - But my Fro Mullet is much better than your white boy greying piece of shit!
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsCome on guys, show some team spirit.
All of our mullets are kick arse.
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• This famous actor does not seem too pleased to be photographed with his mullet!
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsHe could make a bomb out of cotton wool, duct tape and a swiss army knife. He saved many lives. Yet no-one could be saved from an hour a week of his big mullet.
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Why wont you go
into the hole
hairdressers??
Are you too good
for your home
hairdresser??
History of MulletsHistory of MulletsTHE RARE BALDING MULLET
Worthington, can definitely do a ‘sweep over’
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Why was Jar Jar Binks so
unpopular? Was it because
he had an annoying voice,
added nothing to the movie
or was it because he was just
plain annoying - No it was
because he had a ‘Mullet’.