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if you're if you're

seekingseeking

forgiveness,forgiveness,

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if you're if you're

offering offering

thanks,thanks,

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to do gripesto do gripes

& &

complainingcomplaining

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for for

agnostics agnostics

& cranks& cranks

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if you are if you are

wanting wanting

Our FatherOur Father

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to consult to consult

with with

His SonHis Son

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pound keypound key

if you’re getting if you’re getting

frantic.frantic.and are dying and are dying

to reach to reach

ANYONE.ANYONE.

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to dial to dial

Operator,Operator,

if it’s busy don’t if it’s busy don’t

panic or fuss.panic or fuss.

Just pray and Just pray and

re-pray a bit re-pray a bit

later, Your later, Your

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